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Napoleon Dynamite Script

IMSDb opinion
  I kinda liked it... gosh.

IMSDb rating
   (8 out of 10)
Average user rating
   (8.79 out of 10)

Writers
  Jared Hess
  Jerusha Hess

Genres
  Comedy

Movie Release Date : June 2004

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User Comments for Napoleon Dynamite

Amber     (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon is so hot!


andrea     (10 out of 10 )
this movie is possibly the funniest thing i have ever watched. classic one liners, great script and great acting by jon heder!im in love


Abbie     (10 out of 10 )
That movie was hilarious!!! I want there to be a second one!!


Colleena Maria (10 out of 10 )
I love that movie, it was the funiest thing I have ever seen so we made my mom buy and watch the movie she said that its stupid and has no point to it but its cute


LC     (10 out of 10 )
This movie was flipin awsome!!!!! I loved it so much now all my friends and I say are the catch phrases "Gosh you flipin idiot"!!! I love this movie


jenni (1 out of 10 )
this movie had no point! it was soooooo stupid!!!!


donna     (10 out of 10 )
Napolean is sex.i looked up the dictionary under "sex" and it had a picture of him.if i was a gay man, i would want his body.


Jen (10 out of 10 )
That movie NEVER gets old. I can watch it over and over again and it stays funny!


pedro     (10 out of 10 )
gosh! come downhere and fight me jenny with an 'i' for not liking napoelon dynamite! flipin heck! this movie was sooo freakin awesome. i think napoleon is sexy and i want his brown suit.. sigh


Freakin Idiot     (10 out of 10 )
This movie was sign for all geeks that all of their wildest dreams can come true if you put your heart to it!


Deb     (10 out of 10 )
Napolean Dynamite Rocks! My room is Napolean Everything, and I named my dog Kipland. (Kip)... Napolean Rocks my Socks!


Adrian     (8 out of 10 )
It's about time an Indy film was embraced by the college mainstream! Awesome movie!


nobody     (10 out of 10 )
this movie actually had a point if you look at it at a different perspective or point of view. Think about it... If Hollywood passed the movie then you've got to admit, it was funny and strange. Still think what I said was stupid? O.K., lets say you made a movie, you think that it is the best movie in the world... only because you made it. People might think your movie has no point... just like Napoleon Dynamite. People loved it, they might have liked yours... maybe. Still think it was stupid? Go to Amen Corner and ask for the spiritual lessons learned in Napoleon Dynamite


your daddi     (10 out of 10 )
this movie was soooo awsome. i love it and i watch it everyday! this movie did have a plot! i dont know what movie ya'll was watching butt this movie did. well yea.


yomama (10 out of 10 )
jhon, the guy that has played napolean dynomite i hav met him and he is a very funny guy to be around


Yoda (6 out of 10 )
this movie was kinda half and half.....first time i watched it, i thought it was the stupidest movie in the world but then i talked bout it wif some of my other friends and found it hilarious......definitely one of those movies that you gotta watch with the right crew aye =) but yeh i loved the llama and the suit was so awesome!!!


baby girl (10 out of 10 )
this movie is the bomb!!!!!!!! it is so good i love it i watched it at less a million times


kelsey (10 out of 10 )
oh my jeez i love napoleon! his boots are sexy lol Heck yes! well i thought it was stupid at first but i watched it again and i guess its so stupid its funny but u'd either have to be extremey boring or george bush not to get a kick out of it j/k well i thought it was great 10 out of 10! Lucky!


Jack     (9 out of 10 )
It captures what everyones done, but been to afraid say, and it does that in a magical way, the develpment of napolion is veiwed in a very subtle way, and the way that everything has affected his recent life, leaves him in the end, except for bec, and his swingball Best line "Sweet, plus i could be your bodyguard....or secret service captain, or, whatever" Under rated and fantastic


Brittany nicole<3     (10 out of 10 )
omg!!with no doubt in my mind..this is by far the best movie ive ever seen!!!<3 i loved it so much... i watched it and watched it until i had to sleep.. lol ..it is such a good movie..all my friends and my little sister say quotes from the movie all the time..lol..i love this movie so much..its my all time favorite movie..ever!!<3


ME!     (10 out of 10 )
I LOVE NAPOLEON! HES IS SO...GOSH!


Alex     (10 out of 10 )
I think that napoleon is sooooooooooooooooo sexy! Best movie ever. I have his shoelaces,luchbox, 3 t shirts, his comforter, his bobble head,lots of posters and pics, and a tie with his face on it. I luv him!


Michelle (10 out of 10 )
I thought that the movie was so stupid that it was funny. Now my 2 year old cousin keeps saying "I need my chapstick, no, gosh"it was the best movie I have ever seen!!!


becky     (10 out of 10 )
omg i loved napoleon dynamite! he is sssooooooooooooooo attractive. whoever does not like napoleon dynamite is seriously stuck up! and jenni, when you said the movie had no point 2 it and it was soooooooo stupid, ya know what? boo you! you're stupid. napoleon dynamite rocks. period.


Kaitlin     (10 out of 10 )
this movie was so awesome i watch it over and over with my friends and my boyfriend and it never gets old i know all the catch phrases and i talk just like him and i make all the faces like him..it was a awesome movie..good job 10 stars


carl (10 out of 10 )
KID ON BUS: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? NAPOLEON DYNAMITE: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. GOSH! it was awesome


Alex (1 out of 10 )
*blink* *blink* Is there supposed to be a joke here?


hottie (10 out of 10 )
This movie is fliping sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ozmars     (10 out of 10 )
This movie is just flippin awesome. No sex, no violence, no drugs. And so so so funny. "Now and forever". But if you don't get it, don't worry, not everyone can have good skills.


Emma (10 out of 10 )
HAHAHAHA i loved this movie...it was great, i love impersenating napolean. I dont no how movie like this can be sooo funny, LOVED it!!!!!!


Drakis     (5 out of 10 )
I concede the fact that that was one hilarious movie. Okay, it didn't really have a story, but who really expected much? This is just one movie people will watch once, maybe twice before getting too board with it and throwing it out the window. I'm not talking about the die hard fans here though. (That said, I don't think I'll ever get over that one line last line... "I cought you a delisious bass".) As for that script... Not good at all. It lacks description of scenes, people and pretty much everything. It is more a dialogue than anything else. I'm not rating it very well for that reason. You can't even get a general idea of the movie by reading that thing. If the producer created the movie with it, kudos to him. That's one heck of an accomplishment.


chris (1 out of 10 )
worst movie in the history of the world


Tim     (10 out of 10 )
this movie was so good not only have i seen it 4 times now i also learned the lines of Pedro and can really act like him too like outside my house and talk about my bike cause it has shocks and pegs


flippin aemy     (10 out of 10 )
Wow! Some ask, is napoleon dynamite any good? i reply, Heck yes, its flipping sweet!! Sooo funny! Anyone can watch it, just a classic movie! And no, john heder is soooo, not hot!! 10 out of 10, two thumbs up :)


Tom Dynamite     (10 out of 10 )
I've seen this flippin' movie like 50 times....heck yes it's funny as hell!!!! What do you think!!!!!!!! Bow to your sensei. Bow to your sensei!


nick     (10 out of 10 )
I watch that movie all the time and i practiclly know every line.


cdavis     (5 out of 10 )
You have to give it up for this independent film. It is now both a box-office big boy and a cult classic. Now, with that said, I'll get on to the review. I would most definitely consider this film extremely overrated. Many people that I am associated with have quoted the lines so many times that I was bored of the movie before I even watched it. The script is nothing special, and the beginning scenes can be quite random. However, as the film gets into Napoleon's plutonic relationships, it becomes a... better film, I suppose. However, that doesn't erase the fact that it is really based on nothing. But, while many boast that "NAPOLEON DYNAMITE" has no sex, violence, or foul language (unless of course phrases like "fat lard" or "friggin' idiot" offend you), I would rather have those sinful attributes as long as I was kept entertained. Secondly, the acting: no thanks. The Uncle Reeko part was played wonderfully, as was the small, but glorious role of Grandma. However, John Heder, who plays the one and only Napoleon Dynamite, was not so impressive. The squinty-eyed, extremely-exaggerated, and pathetically-not-cool personality was perfect for the role, and would have been a great addition to the movie, if it had not been for the fact that Kip, Pedro, and half the rest of the cast acted the EXACT SAME WAY! I feel as if the director said "Wow, John, That's awesome. Everyone, act like John. And ACTION!" Now, was it an impressive indie film? Moderately speaking. Was it well directed? If you liked the movie. Did it deserve the MTV Best Film of the Year Award? Over "THE INCREDIBLES" and "RAY", not a chance.


Jesse     (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon Dynamite is my favorite movie in the whole world i have like three shirts vote for pedro, Just listen to your heart thats what i do, and your mom goes to collage. I watch that movie almost everyday its the best and screw anyone who says it was gay or it had no point.


erica (10 out of 10 )
first time watching it your like what the hell was that. but then every time u watch it, it gets better and better lol absolutly hilarious!!!


Jessica     (10 out of 10 )
OMG i freaking love this movie


John Heder     (10 out of 10 )
So did you like my flipping movie? If you didn't, your a freakin idiot and I'll have to fight you with my awesome bow staff skills.


kiki (10 out of 10 )
Did I love it? "Yeessss" "Who's the only one here that knows illegal ninja moves from the Government?" Just can't get enough of it my friends!


brittany     (10 out of 10 )
ur so cool i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!{>


r u gonna eat those tots?     (10 out of 10 )
u guys are friccin idiots if ur dissin napoleon! possibly teh best movie EVER! GOSH! r u gunna eat those tots? no can i have em then? .... sure. Hey napoleon giv me sum of ur tots! No go find ur own im friccin STARVIN! i havent had like nething 2 eat 2day! GOSH!


Kirra     (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon Dynamite is THE best movie EVER it's soooooooooooooooooo funny it's probably the best i no of.


Matt     (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon is the best movie eva made!! it is soooooooooo funny!! some things are sorta outa place, but those things are really funny newayz so its ok. i can believe that anyone woulndt like it, GOSH!


kip (10 out of 10 )
I LOVE THIS MOVIEEEEEEEEEEEEE


jo (10 out of 10 )
this is the best, funnyest movie i ever saw, and i saw many! Gosh, flippin idiots!


elLie ;p     (10 out of 10 )
OMG NAPOLEON IS SOO AWESOME....GOSH! ....ehehe he aTe aLL ouR steAk ;p thErez g0tta bE anuthEr onE! t0p stuFf.... g0sh...friken idi0t


Ashton     (10 out of 10 )
i luv this movie! i never get tired of it!!!!!!!!!!


smola and posie     (10 out of 10 )
hilarious!! all those people on this site who said it was lame should come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me!! Gosh! Idiots!


Bunti (10 out of 10 )
Does Napoelon have the same voice in real life? i feel sorry for him if he does. It's so stupid that it's brilliant.


heather (8 out of 10 )
I could read that 10 times more.


The big fat lard (10 out of 10 )
It was the most funniest fricken movie ever ! If you don't like my opinion ... go strangle a liger, cach a delicious bass, feed youre lama, and vote for Pedro!


Naopleon lova (10 out of 10 )
i LOVE naopleon 'but my lips hurt real bad' hes sooooo CUTE


jillian (10 out of 10 )
oh my god! this movie rocks. come get some dinner tina you fat lard!


W.I.Kid (10 out of 10 )
For all those of you who thought "This is pretty much the worst video ever made" you are all frikkin idiots!!!gosh! This movie rocked. Yessssssssssss. I think it was the greatest video ever! actually second. The greatest is 'Kung Pow! Enter the Fist', what do ya think? I love this movie. I have a flippin sweet poster of Napoleon on my wall. Geez-how can you people say tthat napoleon is good looking? he's a fat lard. but still awesome. get a life nerds. But don't stop watching this movie


Pretty in Pink (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon Dynamite is the hottest movie ever! It was like so funny and I totally laughed my butt off, that's hot!


Samantha Lynn     (10 out of 10 )
Do I love this movie..??? HECK YES I DO!!! WHENS # 2


Laraecia     (10 out of 10 )
Well..I loved this movie. The simplicty it offers to a world so high on life and out there. So much havoc and yet this movie just reminds you that at one point and even while you are watching the movie not everything is so insane..or at least it wasnt at one point in time. WOW! I heart this film! It is so plain. Nothing more than the life of a simple person who doesnt use profound language. GREATNESS! *is a hippy*


lafunduh (10 out of 10 )
THIS IS FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK THIS MOVIE SUCKED!!!!! '' NAPOLEAN MAKE YOURSELF SOME QUESADILLAS!!'' ''YOU ROCK PEDRO!!''


Ellyce     (10 out of 10 )
i freaking loved it!!!! whats is your favourite line????


Halie     (10 out of 10 )
i love Napolean its 1 of the best movies i ever saw. i have almost everything from shirts to pens of this awesome movie!!!!!


rod (5 out of 10 )
overrated


Rachael     (10 out of 10 )
It was a great movie. I really loved it. It's my favorite movie now. There was absolutely no disgusting humor or foul language, no sexual content or anything, unless you count the "Bust Must" jokes. However, I think some people really need to stop quoting it all the time. It's okay to do it around your fellow fans, but it really annoys people. It gets old after a while.


Cosmos     (2 out of 10 )
Out of all the movies i've seen I think THIS was the most overhyped nonsense movie i've ever witnessed. Not only did it have no meaning, it had no script. Was it supposto be funny or make you feel sad about people who might actually be that dumb. AWFUL. The only redeeming feature of this film was the soundtrack. This was one of those movies where 1 person who everyone thought "was cool" went to see it so everyone else did. The croud of people who enjoyed this could best be described as lemmings.


amy and lauren (10 out of 10 )
napoleon is FREAKIN AWESOME . . . . its like DANNNG . DO CHICKENS HAVE LARGE TALONS .. . . This gang at school wanted me to join because i have sweet skills with numchucks . . . . . VOTE FO PPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDRRRRRRRROOOOO ne ne ne ne ne love always sexyness of B.E.T


SARAH (10 out of 10 )
Hehehehe NAPOLEON DYNAMITE is FLIPPIN awesome! Loved his DANCE MOVES ESPECIALLY and THE FAT LARD Tina!! Hey and incase no-body here KNEW this but LIGERS actually exist and are literally bred...how FREAKY lol I thought it was a joke for the movie lmao...check out a real LIGER on http://www.sierrasafarizoo.com/animals/liger.htm hehe CHECK IT OUT Luv ya's (except 4 N.P DISSAS) -xOx-


misty (10 out of 10 )
Oh man gogogogogogogogogogo napoleon dynamite. Lol Its the best movie ever. sweet!


UrS <3     (10 out of 10 )
OMG...... FrIcKeN aWeSoMeSt MoViE eVa MatE!! i LuV jOhN hEdEr!! FaR oUt MaN!! hAvE u SeEn HiM iN rEaL lIfE?!? hOtTiE!! lOl AnYwAyZ.... i JuSt WaNtEd 2 SaY tHaT tHiS mOvIe Is So FrEaKiN sTrAnGe ItS hI-lArIoUs!! I sAy LiNeS fRoM iT aLl ThA tImE mAn!! YeAh, It ToOk Me LiKe 3 HoUrS 2 sHaDe YoUr UpPeR lIp.... Oh GoOd OnE kIp! EaT aLl ThE cHiPs! Oh CoMe On NaPoLeAn YoU kNoW iM tRaInInG 2 b A cAgE fIgHtEr!! LMAO!! lIkE 17 tHuMbS uP aNd 500 BiLlIoN gOlD sTaRs!!!lol SWEET!!


boum (10 out of 10 )
love it or hate it! i find this film hilarous! really, i love it


mo3 (10 out of 10 )
What year is it supposed to be set in? If Uncle Ricco is 32 and graduated in 1982 that would make it 1996. I don't buy it b/c they dress like in the 80's and the music is from the 80's. But , if Kip is always on the internet it couldn't be the 80's. I loved it, but it wasn't clear what year it was supposed to be.


Krystina (9 out of 10 )
awsome movie, had noo point but funny as poop!


Shelley     (10 out of 10 )
GOSH!!!!!!


Starla (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon Dynamite, what to say... was it good? "FORGET ABOUT IT!" It was great!!. If u didnt like it afta watching it twice then you have low self ov steam, so afta a couple ov time watching it u still dun like it, u can get "a round house kick to the face". "Peace out" Starla


Rachael (1 out of 10 )
When this movie came out, some of my friends told me, "THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!" So I watched it and I'll admit, it was funny in the beginning .. but the scenes were choppy, pointless, and immature. As I watched every scene, I thought they were the type of scene where something ordinary happens and turns out to be majorly important in the plot line .. guess what? There was no plot. The ending caught me totally off guard because there was no ending, basically, and when it was over, I couldn't believe I'd just wasted a couple of hours of my life watching it. Sure, it was idiotically funny, but there was absolutely nothing special about it. It was stereotypical and immature in content; it was amateur and choppy in cinematography; and in general, the movie seemed to pass by so slowly (perhaps due to the absence of a plot?). Yes, there were great catchphrases, but they got way overdone after about a week. And .. Jon Heder? Totally not hot. By the way -- notice that all the people who "OmGzZ LuVvEd ThIs MoViE iT wUz SoO fUnNiE!!!!" have really horrible grammar in one way or another. That alone should tell you about the maturity and/or age of the audience of Napoleon Dynamite that was actually pleased with it. Don't watch this movie, please. Spare yourself.


CatMorris (9 out of 10 )
It has to be set somewhere around 96 because they have songs at the end by Backstreet Boys and Jameraqui. So, good guess on the time period. Plus, I can remember some of those fashions still being around in the 90s. And they're in a super small town in the middle of nowhere, so they're probably not too up to date on the attire of the red carpet.


mike     (10 out of 10 )
what the flip was grandma duing at the dunes


anonamous (1 out of 10 )
I have lost my high opinion of everyone I know from seeing this movie.


Catherine (10 out of 10 )
Tjis movie was insanly awesome ..................iTS INCREDIBLE I WOULD WATCH 600 TIMES OVER N OVER ITS DA BOMB


Monique (10 out of 10 )
i recommend to take this movie out for some sweet jumps. it's got shocks, pegs, lucky!! it's the best.


IS PEDRO THERE? (9 out of 10 )
1 question seriously!! DO CHICKENS HAVE LARGE TALONS??


Uncle Rico (10 out of 10 )
Freakin' Sweet... Gosh!


LaFawnDuh     (10 out of 10 )
yes, i love technology, but not as much as you you see, but i still love technology, always and forever...this moive's saWEEEEEET!!!! I (L) Napolean...


Nicole (10 out of 10 )
I think that is movie was the best movie ever! I thought that it was hilarious as well as entertaining! I qould want everyone to go out and watch the whole movie before you actually judged it.


sarah (10 out of 10 )
i absolutely loved the movie. gosh! i dont kno how ne1 cood not like it - u guys r retarded! *hugs evry1 then runs off napoleon synamite style*


esther (10 out of 10 )
um, this movie fuhreakin rocked...seriosuly, some people think that napoleon dynamite quoting is officially dead...but guess what--its not!!


Sherrie (1 out of 10 )
You could not drug me enough to make me watch this movie again......I swear to god, after seeing this movie, I now only use 5%% of my brain.


dano     (1 out of 10 )
I found this site by doing a google search under "napolean dynamite stupid." 'nuff said. I have serious concerns about the people who love this movie runnin' the country some day. I'm seriously frightened. You wanna see funny? Go rent "Monty Python--The Holy Grail." Now that's funny. Oh, but you might actually have to know a few things about history and life in general to get the jokes. Plus, did you notice how Pedro's tots were perfectly stacked in a triangle when Napolean grabbed them? It was just wrong. Very wrong.(This movie is why drugs are a bad thing becasue the guy who wrote this was seriously, life- threateningly high when he wrote it.) I guess I have to give the movie one star, but if I could, it would be negative stars, which I could do because I have permission from Bill Gates and the government, but I won't so as not to make you all feel like littlle ants or something. Now I'm gonna back my van over some Tupperware. (The only really funny scene in the movie.)


Sammie (9 out of 10 )
This movie was one of the best that i have ever seen!!!!!


harri (10 out of 10 )
ur not supposed 2 think during this movie! thats the point... i loved this movie, i didnt have to think at all, just watch n laugh at the one-liners...


Vincent     (2 out of 10 )
I think it is funny to see the diversity in rating, problably the writers and directors thought this movie was going to be a hit. And problably (or maybe I should say unfortunately) they were right. On the one hand I found this movie anything but fascinating or interesting. On the other hand I must say this movie is a bit controversial: because it has no plot. This is why I give this movie two stars. But I still can't understand how a writer is able to write such a horrible script, and even more I can't understand the fact that a director actually sees potential in the script. And finally I must say that I am a bit concerned about the fact that people actually enjoyed this movie. If you still have the intention to watch this movie, follow my advise: "settle down in bed around midnight, and play the movie. The next thing you will remember, when you wake up, is pushing the play button."


Gracin (6 out of 10 )
This movie was pretty bad. I'll admit I laughed a few times and it wasn't the worst movie I've ever seen, but I would never tell anyone it was a good movie.


tina (10 out of 10 )
i have finally found a reason to live.


tina you fat lard     (10 out of 10 )
I LOVE THIS MOVIE ! IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES NAPOLEON IS MY BOIFRIEND! LOL! THIS MOVIE IS SOO COOL, I COULD TALK ABOUT IT FOREVA , BUT I WONT. I NOW JUST ABOUT EVER LINE!


Kelsey     (10 out of 10 )
I frikkin love you Napolean!!! That is like my favorite movie ever!! GOSH!! me and my aunt talk like you all the time...I hope theres a sequel to napolean dynamite!!!


Paige     (10 out of 10 )
Napolean is FLIPPIN SWEET!!!lo!!! i love this flippin movie i died laughing when i saw it and i think i always will laugh when i see him cuse he is soooooo FLIPPIN HOTT!!! jk!!!


Maggie (10 out of 10 )
I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! I AM NAPOLEON'S BIGGEST FAN AND I AM NOT KIDDING!!!! I AM GETTING THE NEW DOLL AND PEN AND I PRACTICALLY HAVE EVERYTHING ELSE!! I WOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE A MILLION TIMES IN A ROW AND NOT GET BORED!! IT ROXS MY SOXS!!!!!!!!!!


Sierra (10 out of 10 )
the movie was AWSOME no matter what everybody else thinks. if you didnt think it was AWSOME then you can go hump a doorknow cuz you know im right.


ellie (10 out of 10 )
this is the best movie eva. . .to all u sick losers that dnt agree. . .u reeeeally need 2 get a life...coz clearly u dnt hav one... u seriusly may as well go root urself rite now...u probly have nothing betta to do anyway... napoleon dynamite...i salute u... and i eva see u in the street, u betta watch urself...i mite just try and steal ur undies rock on all napoleon dynamite fans...power to the people!


lachy     (9 out of 10 )
bloody awesome- so good


mogridge     (10 out of 10 )
ohhhh myyyy goddd napoleon is a legend!!! tina you fat lard come get some dinner! i was in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines! im voting for pedro sanchez who do u think? its a liger, its like a lion and a tiger mixed, its pretty much my favourite animal! can u bring me my chapstick? my lips hurt real bad! class! best film of all time! with no swear words at all in script!


Abby (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon ROCKS MY SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!! it's the best movie ever!" What are you going to do today Napoleon???" "What ever I feel like doinn GOSH!!!!" hahaha! It's the best movie ever!


Savannah     (1 out of 10 )
Stupidest movie ever, besides Anger Manegment and kill Bill. She didnt even kill bill. That was the whole point! Those are the 3 worst movies EVER! Napoleon Dynamite, Anger Manegment, And Kill Bill.


Abigail M (4 out of 10 )
It is overrated. I hate it when a lot of people quote the movie ALL THE TIME. It gets annoying. This movie wasn't all that great, but it isn't the worst movie ever.


dayne     (10 out of 10 )
the movie rock!!!iv watched so many times and every time i watch it again its like the whole film is brand new again!!!!


CAT (10 out of 10 )
IT WAS SO FUNNY BECUASE IT WAS SO STUPID .VOTE FOR PEDRO!


Victoria     (10 out of 10 )
I loved this movie. at first i was beginning to think" what is the freakin' piont of this movie" but then i began realizing its actually funny. not just haha but "laught untill you cry" funny. of course you need to be with the right audience. some may say there was no plot but thats another reason its so great. its one of those movies that doesnt have us leaving the theatre saying" god i wish my life was like that". its fun to just watch someone living their life with no aliens invading or the government stealing children because they have a secret mutant power. this movie shows a real kid( okay a little excentric but hey without that the movies gone) who just goes with the flow of his own little liger world. i think that if you stop looking for the plot than you can really see that its just real and that none of our lives really have a plot. i loved it and those who didnt, i pity you...


John (1 out of 10 )
SUCKS! ALOT! DONT SEE IT!!!


ashleigh     (10 out of 10 )
i absolutely LOVE this genius movie, GOSH, i just love napoleon! i mean he's got so many skills! hahaha go watch this hilarious movie NOW LOVE IT! gosh napoleon is sexy! hahaha


hannah     (10 out of 10 )
this movie is so great! i luv the part wen napolean throughs the tomato at unlce ricos van. it halarious! and i also liked th begining wen he throughs the doll on a string out the window. me and my friend tried that one time it waz so funny! i luv napolean i think hes so hot!


edty     (10 out of 10 )
i loved that movie it was so funny! my friend can talk just like napolien so we made a joke that she was nepolien and i am tina!!!!!!!


Lard (10 out of 10 )
Well I found it offensive because I am a fat lard and I think Tina was symbolic of all fat people. I did not appriciate being portrayed as a retardrd Llama. I also do Tai kwon do and I didn't like seeing Rex beating up a woman. Nah! the movie rocks. Full marks for sweet stovage on the sledgehammer....Lucky!


scarlett (10 out of 10 )
all i got to say is this movie IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER PUT ON EARTH!!!!!!!!! and i just got this napoleon dynamite quotebook and its the best book ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! and we definitly cannot leave out kip!!!!!!!!hes sooo awesome!!!!


CHRISTINA     (10 out of 10 )
AWESOME!


justin (10 out of 10 )
in look like napoleon


Tina (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon Dynomite "the best thing that has ever happend to me".


Limey (10 out of 10 )
Ozmars, no sex, drugs or violence you say? I haven't seen this film as yet but if it's devoid of all these things, I don't see how it could be any good at all. Ater all, what good is life without lashings of sex and drugs and the occasional spot of arse-kicking?


Caitlin (10 out of 10 )
Gee, I think it's awesome, and my spelling and grammar aren't suffering much, Rachael. That was a really stupid assumption/cheap shot. GOSH!


patrick     (10 out of 10 )
This movie was awsome,I loved the parts when he says, "Its a liger, pretty much my favorite animal" and "give me some of your tots!" I give it a ten!


Will (10 out of 10 )
If you're looking for superb editing or any other film technicalities, then don't waste your time because you're prolly gonna have your head up your ass complaining. We all know there is no point to this flick, there's no need to repeat it. If you want to laugh your ass off then this movie is for you.


Deb     (10 out of 10 )
awesome movie....my five year old knows every line........"give me some of your tots" Lucky!


Kelly North     (10 out of 10 )
i love this movie and caitlan is so cool she rocks my jocks... yeah this movie was great i love you


im flippin hot!!!     (10 out of 10 )
this movie was fricken saweeeeeeeeet i loughed my butt off and i will watch this movie like a millon times in a row and i wont get flipin bored!


kiplandronalddynamite     (10 out of 10 )
dont be jealous that i love this movie more that anybody, besides im training to become a playwright nah jk but the movie is flippin hysterical


Brooke (10 out of 10 )
This is the best movie ever, i'm doing a report in language that you have to make a greek god or goddes and i chose to do napoleon(John Heder)


ProfessorMike     (9 out of 10 )
What’s the point of Napoleon Dynamite? Well, it’s this: flying solo, that is, living life the stereotypically American way, the life of individualism, ends in misery. The only way one grows as a human, or even becomes human, is through a thick community of support, responsibility, and love. There are three key lines that reveal the meaning of the movie—and none of them are the seventy-four others that everyone quotes. The first is when Napoleon says, “Pedro, just listen to your heart. That’s what I do.” But here’s the problem: Napoleon does whatever his heart tells him, yet he’s still incredibly miserable. And the reason is this: what does it matter to follow one’s own heart when one’s heart is small or, to use a favorite word of Napoleon’s, decroded? The second critical line is Pedro’s: “If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.” What the moviemakers seem to be saying through Pedro is this: if this kid can become class President, then really anyone’s wildest dreams can come true. But here’s the rub: Pedro’s dreams cannot come true without the support of the community. He, and through him, the filmmakers, explicitly call on the community to support him and, indirectly, to support one another. Lastly, a third important line is Kip’s: “Lafawnduh is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m a hundred percent positive she’s my soul mate.” The point is obvious: any real human lover for Kip is better for his soul—makes for a better soul mate—than the relationship he had with, well, his technology. Kip’s virtual life was pathetic. His new life is weird and unorthodox but, by comparison, it is literally a ride into the sunset. The triumphant ending is when Deb plays with Napoleon so that, figuratively speaking, he need not play with himself any longer.


Jacob     (10 out of 10 )
This movie is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo freakin idiotically funny!


Jess     (9 out of 10 )
it was sooooooo stupid that it was actually funny!


Peggy     (10 out of 10 )
My 3 sisters and especially my brother love the movie! Well, what would you do in a situation like that?


Alex (10 out of 10 )
This movie waz flippin sweet! i hope they make another one


Vooshvazool (6 out of 10 )
Here is my opinion about Napoleon Dynamite. I like the movie. It is a very funny movie. It is a very quotable movie, and I like quotable movies (although "gosh!" and "freakin' idiot!" are not very valuable quotes). Napoleon Dynamite is a very stupid movie. I'm okay with people thinking it's a good movie. I'm okay with people saying it's a funny movie. But I cannot allow people to say it is not stupid. Saying Napoleon Dynamite isn't a stupid movie is like saying Spider-Man isn't a superhero movie. It's not bad, but it is stupid. 6 out of 10, which for me means more good than bad, but below average.


Dolores     (10 out of 10 )
That movie is flipin sweet. It is funny and is thwe best movie in the flipin world!!! It kicks butt...... GOSH!!!!


Nick     (10 out of 10 )
that was the best flippen movie ever. do you think its the best movie? HECK YES! well i do.


Beke (10 out of 10 )
I flippin love this movie...and who ever doesn't are a freakin retard/idiot...


Joel     (10 out of 10 )
This is the funniest movie of all time!! I love the way he uses the one line phrases!! They are so catchy!! GOSH..Fricken idiot :) This movie should be watched by all!!


fernando     (1 out of 10 )
i dont know why ppl like it its retarded and overly filled with sarcastic lines the characters are like lifeless. napoleon thinks this movie is funny because ppl think stupid things that arent funny are funny and people these days choose the stupidest movies (this one for example is stupid!). overall i wish i could give this movie a big fat freakin 0!!!!


Ealesy (1 out of 10 )
terrible, just terrible.


Sian     (10 out of 10 )
It's incredible*admires airspace in general direction of movie*It's pretty much the best movie I've ever seen.Peace out.


mason     (10 out of 10 )
it had a plot if you were paying attention... loved the movie , when the director made this movie he wasnt just sitting around thinking ill make a no sense movie think of all the parts, you see as the most unpopular kids in school they stuck together at all times best friends, and they diddnt care, humble as heck , diddnt care what they said or believed in something dif for us the viewers... ok for this part as an example the pedro vote who saved that pedro nor nap had no skit ready nap saved him all team work is all i see and best friends cant wait for 2 .... remember be yourself not something your not and be proud, that was his point, and if you listen to the first song and the very last song and listen to the words then you will understand more!!!!!


chris     (10 out of 10 )
This is preety much the best movie i have ever seen........."your mom goes to college"................ classic


katie     (10 out of 10 )
i think you guys are RETARDED! ...only for taking so long to make a movie so flippen sweet! my youth group actually had a "Napoleon Dynamite Night" and every one dressed up like a character from it. =]


anthony (1 out of 10 )
This is quite possibly, with no exaggeration, the worst movie ever. I was pressured into seeing this movie from a friend of mine, and afterwards i stared at the tv screen with a blank expression on my face wanting to get back the 80 or some odd minutes of my life i had just wasted. I personally cannot see how anyone laughed at any scene in that movie. I literally never laughed. Never. Not a chuckle, not a "te-he", and certainly no "ha"s.


Vinny (1 out of 10 )
This is the absolute worst movie ever. Everyone only likes it and says they like it because they want to fit in and be cool. This movie sucked. It had no plot no action and i wasnt even in the least bit funny. I ated this movie i saw it once and ill never watch it agian. I never laughed at any part in that movie it made no fricken sense and it was unbelievebly boring. Worst Movie Ever


Dan (1 out of 10 )
HAHAHA... just by reading the comments from anthony and some of the other people who hated this movie made me laugh. I can definitely relate to the staring at the tv screen with a blank expression on my face. This movie had to be one of the most worst movies I had ever seen. I felt as though I was watching some kind of national geographic clip without the educational information. I seriously wish i can understand how the movie was even remotely funny.


someone     (10 out of 10 )
That movie was so awesome!! ....... is there anybody else here trying to earn money for college?...... your mom goes to college.....funny, and Tina you fat lard come get some dinner......classic. I luvd your smooth bike jump!! If you dont like Napoleon Dynamite you're gonna have to deal w/ me. And it wont be purtyful! This movie is so flippin' awsome! (even though there's no point).


Napolean     (8 out of 10 )
This Movie Is so funny. There Are Some stupid parts but the rest is funny.


Lochness Protector     (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon Dynamite is the best movie i've ever seen! I can't wait till' a second one comes out!


Natalie Ris     (9 out of 10 )
Naplian Dinamite was the best movie i'd ever seen, but when I watched it with my parents, it was so boring. It's a good movie with a good crowd


TOTS!     (10 out of 10 )
Haley duff (summer wheatly) is so ugly! espically her boy friend. Anyways I love the movie. Uncle Rico sucks cause hes eating all the steak! I love tater tots talking about that I want some tots now!!! I love the song that plays at the end when napoleon is playing tether ball with Deb. If You need a friend dont look to a stranger you know in the end ill always bet theree i\'m sorry of thinking of the right words to say I dont know they sound the way i planned them to be..... thats how it goes. I love his dance one of his dance moves is called the egyptian dance.


Vote For Pedro!!     (10 out of 10 )
My favorite part is... More of this would come if you could go to the dance with me. From Napoleon Dynamite .. (Tirsha) ugah ah uagh.. (Trisha's mom coming in) you know you will go to the dance with that boy Trisha speaking "But mom." At the dance dancing with Deb , pat pat big sleeves Deb,"Thank You I made it myself." My other favorite part is Napoleon Dance moves.


Anya (1 out of 10 )
How anyone can call this a movie, is beyond me. There is no point what soever, and wasn't worth the money to watch it. It seemed to take 5 hours to get through, it was so stupid. How can they call this a cult classic? You want a /real/ movie, or a /real/ cult classic? Go watch the Rocky Horror Picture show. Then tell me this movie was good.


Anya your dumb     (10 out of 10 )
Anya you suck haven't you watched the movie! p.s. its a movie!


Alexia     (10 out of 10 )
This movie is soooo halarious!! Jon Heder is sooooo HOT and FUNNY!!! I would definetly vote for Pedro. This is like my most favorite movie ever!!! p.s ANYA YOU REALLY ARE STUPID!!!


shoes18     (10 out of 10 )
anyone who doesn't like this movie SUCKS!!! it was awesome!! I will probably quote it for the rest of my life!!


yeah nice (10 out of 10 )
napoleon is the best gosh jenni your mum goes to collage.


nd #1 fan     (10 out of 10 )
I cant make this comment long because i gotta go hunt wolvernes in Alaska with my uncle.This was the most flippin sweet movie ever! Who would have thought a geek a latino a shy girl and a computer nerd could go so well together. But this movie left out one anwser. Why was grandma at the sand dunes.


Rico (10 out of 10 )
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?


waldo (9 out of 10 )
stupid but like it, nine sounds good from waldo.


Napleon's twin.     (10 out of 10 )
cause u know I got nunchaku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. People only want Guys who have great skills.


me yzoow     (10 out of 10 )
THIS MOVIE WAS THE BEST FLIPPIN MOVIE OF ALL TIME! I was napoleon for halloween and my friend was deb! and all of the loser/suckers/freaks and COMPLETE RETARDS who hate this movie are disgrases to mankind!


Emily (10 out of 10 )
It was Flippin AWSOME


Melanie Joseph (10 out of 10 )
that was tha funneist goddamn movie in a century!!!


they call me pope     (10 out of 10 )
ok just wanted to say to gay little dano...(one of the comments way up there that put one star) i think ur retarted cuz who puts "napoleon dynamite stupid" in a google search?...yeah cool movie..loved it


soccer (10 out of 10 )
awesome!!! gosh


Kellie     (10 out of 10 )
I LOVE THAT MOVIE!! it may seem awfully nerdy and yeah but it's what makes me love that movie!! Whoeva doesn't doesn't know much about movies!! i wouldn't say napolean is hot but he's nice Pedro is sooo cool! Especially his cousins! ( I want that car) Kip is soooo superly gay but he likes la fondah! THiS MOVIE IS A MUST HAVE FOR THIS SEASON!!


Denny Egglestien     (10 out of 10 )
Flippen Sweet!! Wait til after the creds!! have watched the movie about 5 times now and it still hasnt gotten old. GOSH


Ben B     (8 out of 10 )
i think it is a pretty SWEET!! movie but it does get a little boring threw it but his sayings AWSOME!!!


lover of N. Dynamite (10 out of 10 )
This movie is flippin' sweet! Everyday me and my friend resite the lines from this movie. My teacher gets so annoyed.Lol!!!! During a test she asked if she could go get her chapstick, and he said no, and well you know what she said. ( But my lips hurt real bad ) This movie is so awesome. Hollywood is so hitting it big on this movie ! LUCKY!!!!!


Vote for Pedro!!!! (10 out of 10 )
Look, Racheal I don't know what you are talking about saying people that loved the movie have bad grammar because look at Fernando's comment and then tell me that. He rated it a 1 and he spelled people like ppl. Everyone that rated it a 1 is crazy cause obviously you guys were in a bad mood when you watched it. This movie was freakin' funny. So no matter how many more people are going to rate this movie a 1, YOU ARE OUT NUMBERED!!!!!! I give this movie a 10 out of 10. * Remember Vote for Pedro!


Kim     (10 out of 10 )
MAJOR TEN OUT OF TEN!! This was the BEST movie in the history of great movies! no kidding!!!


keiryn     (10 out of 10 )
i thought this movie was fricken awesome i had a killer time watching it and whoever doesn't like it ur all fricken idiots GOSH!!!!!!!!


Blaise Terrebonne     (10 out of 10 )
That was the funiest movie ever any one who doesnt like it sucks .


Danii (9 out of 10 )
This movie was pretty cool, I've watched it so much, I need to give it a break! For all those people who said it has no point, and is therefore stupid, it does have a point though! There's many points, but I won't go into them now, let's just say it was an awesome movie, gosh! lol. My science teacher does THE BEST impression of Napoleon!! You should see it, it's great. And Jon Heder - aka Napoleon - is pretty hot when he's out of the fro and glasses, he's still got the voice! And this was Hayley Duff's acting debut!


Niki (7 out of 10 )
I think this movie is funnier to remember and joke about then to actually watch, you come away from it wondering what the heck was that about! in saying that it is soooooo funny!!!!!


Beto     (10 out of 10 )
I cant stop watching this movie, I think it is so cool, funny and fresh, makes me think about the simple things of life, and how much fun we can have by being ourselves Hey guys it took me like three hours to finish the shading of your upper lip. gosh i guess i did!!


NOT TELLING (5 out of 10 )
everyone at school was talking about what an amazing movie this was and they all were imatating it. So i decided to see it....... so i sit down expectinjg this amazing movie and i just couldn't believe it i didn't even laugh once, i really wanted to stop watching it..............but then i go to give it one more shot, i watch it with my brother and dad,.... and they were laughing soooooooooooooooo hard that i did too. If you see it a second time you realize from the first time that it isn't a movie and then you really find the humor. SO all of you people that have seen it only once................try again expecting what its going to be like, and make sure you see it with people you know are going to laugh really hard...............then i'm almost positive that you will enjoy it.


kipling (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon.........like anyone can even know that!!! You guys are retarded. Best movie ever


mrs Napolean     (10 out of 10 )
I lovce this movie..I mean it was sooo gay that it was funny...ma parents probably think that i have lost it..in fact they are probably talking about getting counciling... ps napolean is a fine piece of ass...NAH..cant u take a joke..GOSH!!!


tinkerbell     (10 out of 10 )
There's like a buttload of movies in this world. There's this one movie that wanted me to join because my movie's like the best one ever.-Napoleon


Danielle     (10 out of 10 )
GOSH!! its the funniest movie ever!! lol BUT MY LIPS HURT REAL BAD!! hahaha wat a classic...WHAT ARE U GOING TO DO TODAY NAPOLEON?...WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE DOING GOSH!...lol...best movie...napoleon u rock


jane     (9 out of 10 )
Great entertainment, that's what movies are for - entertainment. This is a funny movie and also enjoyed the fact that it was not full of four letter words and nudity! A+++++++


Quibble (1 out of 10 )
This movie sucked.... end of story... everyone else is wrong for thinking otherwise... everything about it sucked... EVERYTHING... wait there was... no everything sucked. What have we learned today kids.... thats right... it sucked... wait so your saying it sucked right.... yep.... wow.... you could be onto something here.


kelly (10 out of 10 )
People who don't like this movie either have no sense of humor or are just so full of themselves that they can't laugh at something silly and pointless. I LOVE this movie! There's no definite message or moral to it- it's up to the viewer to come up with their own interpretation, which makes it deeper than most movies. Plus it's funny as hell! I'll never get tired of watching or quoting the lines from this one!!!


matt (10 out of 10 )
I have never seen a film get such extreme reviews. If you didn't absolutely despise this movie then you thought it was the best film ever put together. I will say this, however; to all of you haters out there who are implying that only stupid and immature people like this movie, and that its lack of film quality and or sophistication make it a bad movie. Do you do any research before watching a film? What the hell did you think this movie was going to be about. Did you expect a witty film like Woody Allen does? People don't love the film because its a great movie, they love the film because Napoleon Dynamite is an iconic character. The way he talks, the way he runs, even the way he dances makes us laugh uncontrollably. This is a film I will never grow tired of.


TinaFreak (10 out of 10 )
This movie is awesome! There has to be a sequel to this!


Amy (9 out of 10 )
Napoleon dynamite is so cool. okay, the whole 'structure' thing of the movie kind of sucked (e.g there's no plot, no anything except talking, and the thing i cant understand is what the point of the whole movie is...like is it to get pedro to be class president, or what? it makes no sense) but all this can be ignored because dear old napoleon is just so uncool its cool. Like the first time you watch it you're like 'cough cough very funny" and then its only afterwards that you realise just how funny it is. its the aftershock (i invented that myself :) that makes this movie so good. And yes, it has some awesome quotes that can be applied to sooo many aspects and situations in life... but the question is: how many people would like napoleon dynamite if they weren't just liking it to be cool? Im not a diehard fan, i like the quotes and i love jon herder, but there are some people just over the top and you just KNOW that they're sooo faking it to fit in with the ' we really do like napoleon dynamite and we're so much cooler than you' crowd. (Not suggesting that anyone here is a naploeon faker....*looks around suspiciously*) Great movie. Getting it on dvd, but still refuse to go on ebay and buy a vote for pedro shirt. (I have a vote for pedro badge- thats pretty cool too)


soccer chick     (1 out of 10 )
this movie was pointless it was so stupid you would have to be a cave man to get it


Dad (8 out of 10 )
My kids made me watch this and I thought it was totally stupid except for just a few scenes like when Pedro said 'bake her a cake' or the stuff with Kip. Then over the next few weeks I kept hearing all these phrases again in my mind from the movie and they'd always make me smile and I started using them to respond to people in certain situations. They just make sense in so many normal situations. I watched it again but somehow I like remembering the movie more than watching it.


Dave     (9 out of 10 )
For me it was hillarious because I can think of like 3 guys it reminded me of that I went to high school with. On that note I think you really have to identify at least a little bit. Nothing like this has ever been done before and I respect that about it. I loved it, got it on DVD yesterday, rules total!


Kristi     (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon is flippin' sweet!


CoolerThanU (10 out of 10 )
FLIPPIN' AWESOME!! and if you dont like it you're dumb.


Erin Haken (10 out of 10 )
the freaken best. what do you think?!


A Fan     (10 out of 10 )
I flippin' love this movie and you're a fat lard if you didn't. Napoleon is awesome...HECK YES!!


Graham (2 out of 10 )
First of all, one does not suddenly become 'dumb' for every movie made there's ought to be some people who disagree with ratings. ND has got to be the biggest waste of time, enduring the most boring film i've ever seen. The quotes aren't funny at all, I mean what the heck is soooo funny about the phrase "tina you fat lard come get some ham!" If it isn't just me I failed to see the whole point. And on the flipside I am SO sick of people repeating the most senseless quotes! Low put-down jokes aren't my idea for funny, and there's no action in it. I've never regreted 85 minutes of my life watching a move more than this. Please stop killing the good fim industry! I would have rated it a one, but I think this deserves a 2, for stupidity. Get over it already!!


I love Napoleon     (10 out of 10 )
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE IS SO FLIPPIN AWESOME! I COULD WATCH THAT MOVIE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! IT NEVER GETS OLD!


Angry Mofo (1 out of 10 )
This movie is made for ultra-geeks and ultra-retards, like all of you rating it with 3 out of 10 and above. Still can't believe I watched it through the end...


Uncle Rico     (10 out of 10 )
You're just jealous that I've been chatting online to babes all day!


righteous awesome fan (10 out of 10 )
God you guys dont you think the films just so sweet, angry mofo you're just flippin retarded I mean this movie is possibly the best n righteous thing I have ever seen in my whole life it's a cross between a lion and a tiger it's a liger!! And there's plenty more where this came from if you come to the prom with me xxx


righteous awesome fan (10 out of 10 )
I LOVE KIP XXX


tina the fat lard     (10 out of 10 )
This movie was like the best for all the freakin ''tot'' lovers! I hope there is a second one, because I already memorized half of naploeans sayings.''Tina you fat lard come get some dinner"


Queenie (1 out of 10 )
I seriously didnt didnt like this movie. I dont get it. Its not even funy. I cant believe someone could actually like this crap. Shameful


Japps182     (10 out of 10 )
God! People who don't like this movie are retards. It's so deadpan funny.


Morbid Man (1 out of 10 )
The descriptions are bland, the characters have no development, and the author had an extreme amount of difficulty assembling a story. Unsurprisingly, the finished product of the movie is equally-horrendous. Its fanbase is composed of jocks, teeny-boppers, absent-minded modern-comedy fools and other categories that make me hang my head in shame. The flick is a demented beer-slam of events and attributes stolen from other comedic media (especially Beavis & Butthead). This movie belongs in the garbage bin next to all of Dakota Fanning's movies.


Japps182 (10 out of 10 )
MORBID MAN, along with everyone else who gave this movie a rating lower than three... I guess the kid in you has completely evaded away from within your too mature heads. Your lack of immature humour makes me hang my head in shame for poor, pathetically, too serious people. I pity you.


iluvjessemccartney (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon is awesome! I luv this movie!


your mum goes to college (10 out of 10 )
HECK YES that movie was flippin awesome especially the dancing part. I rate it whatever i feel like GOSH! Jeez I'm going to go watch it once more. Come on Tina eat your food you fat lard.


megasxmt (10 out of 10 )
This was the most greatest chick flick movie ever. I loved it! Yeah boy! Like your sleeves they're real big.


Tina (10 out of 10 )
Dano has a terrible opinion. Don't make people fell bad for liking the movie. Napleon rox my sox.


vote4pedro (10 out of 10 )
I always wished I had a llama named Tina. I always wished I danced as well as Napoleon. I always wished I had a girlfriend as hot as lawfunDUH. I always wished I had the flippin skills to draw a liger. I always wished that I would be able to throw a piece of meat over a mountain. I always wished I could go to Alaska to go wolverine hunting. If your wishes are the same as mine watch the flippin sweet movie.


molly mollusc (10 out of 10 )
This is such a sweet movie! Jeez! What are you trying to do, kill me or something. What did I say? I can say whatever i wanna say GOSH!


kip aka justine     (10 out of 10 )
I never watched this movie until like 2 weeks ago and I thought that it was going to be stupid all of my friends would say all of the lines in school and I would never know why they were laughing. Sorry Napoleon you're hilarious but man Kip just gets to me his voice is so funny I say his lines to my family and they always laugh cause im pretty good I love saying things in both of their voices and I really hope there is a second one. If you need a girl Napoleon or Kip im there for ya!


kimmy (10 out of 10 )
Heck yes! Napoleon rocks my socks! I now want a pet llama I can name Tina!


Genna     (10 out of 10 )
I love your dance moves do you think I can get a guy with those dance moves. I think so I'll try and see. I think I can because they are hot moves. GOSH the ratings are too low you should get like 10000000. Best movie I will ever see. GOSH you're hot!


Napoleon Fan (10 out of 10 )
I loved this movie I wonder if there is gonna be Napoleon Dynamite 2.


Anne (10 out of 10 )
I LOVE this movie! Its flipping hot!!!


Eliza (8 out of 10 )
The stupidity and pointlessness of the movie were part of what made Napoleon Dynamite funny, but the only thing that really made me laugh was the way everything was 80's style. I liked it, but it WAS overrated.


Mato     (10 out of 10 )
If you have a sense of humor, you know that this is one of the funniest movies of all time. Right up there with "MP and the Holy Grail", "Oh Brother Where Art Thou?" and "Raising Arizona." I laughed out loud for DAYS after seeing Napoleon!


Chris (1 out of 10 )
Japps182 along with everyone else who gave this movie a 3 and higher are people who don't get real comedy. I love caddy shack, airplane, monty python, screwed, planes trains and auto mobiles, blazing saddles, and young frankenstein. Those are real movie titles with great comedy for everyone I laugh so hard, I love to laugh and I love to have fun. However, when I saw this movie I said to myself what another cheap way to make a comedy movie that isn't really funny but retarded. You see it's not about being too serious cause I luv comedy, but about getting real comedy.


joe     (10 out of 10 )
I loved this movie it was rocking funny. Well I would like if there was another funny movie like this, I watch it with my lil brother all the time and he loves the move. He goes around saying freaking idiot.


Annie     (10 out of 10 )
My work colleagues went to see it at the movies and found it hilarious and was always quoting from the movie. To me it didn't sound all that great but then I got the dvd out and watched it and I was rolling on the floor laughing for ages. I STILL do when I meet someone who has watched it also and we just laugh ourselves sick! The best movie ever! LOVE LOVE LOVE Jon Heder! And he was so great in Just Like Heaven - I'm like 99% parched. Need a co-la! hahahahah!


elton (10 out of 10 )
I love napoleon he is my hero I want to dance like him.


niki     (9 out of 10 )
I love him he's hot lol


CaRmA     (10 out of 10 )
Screw the haters Napoleon, you're still the most drop dead sexy beast on the face of the earth and I flippin love you!


bRe (8 out of 10 )
Hello, I didn't really like this movie. Just kidding, I did!


Colin (10 out of 10 )
This movie rocks! You guys are retarded, chickens have large talons friggin idiot!


Kpoyo (1 out of 10 )
I want my 90 minutes of my life that I spent viewing this movie. Thank god I didn't see it in the cinema, because I would have thrown up so many times. It's way overrated.


Laura (9 out of 10 )
If you didn't like the movie: (A) You're one of those cynical, pseudo-intellectuals who would have loved it if no one heard about it or liked it and you were the only one who "appreciated" it. After all, you're not a "lemming". (B) People hyped it up too much and made you expect it to be an Academcy Award-worthy film. It's just a funny movie. (C) This is just not your sense of humor. That's cool, but just because something isn't your taste doesn't make it stupid. Trust me, I'm sure you've been wrong about at least ONE thing before, just like all the people who think this movie's wonderful could be wrong too. Let it go, people. Stop taking yourselves so seriously. The movie was funny to me, is that seriously offending you?


Shebop-heclack (10 out of 10 )
I think that this movie is so awesome! Are you drinking 1% milk because you think you're fat? Well, you're not you could totally be drinking whole milk if you wanted! MWAH!


diana     (10 out of 10 )
Hahaha my favorite movie of all time!


Dagan     (10 out of 10 )
Your movie is great! I have almost every item in stock of your movie.


taytay     (10 out of 10 )
Heck yes this is the best movie ever, anyone who says it sucks they suck donkey balls it's awesome. John Heder is gonna be in a cool movie coming out called "Bench Warmers".


Tina     (10 out of 10 )
Gosh this flippin movie is the best, you just have to vote for Pedro! If you have not seen this you have missed out on so much in life! Heck yes, you will crack up every time you see it!


THE HUSSYS     (10 out of 10 )
The "Napoleon Dynamite" song is soon to be released by The Hussys. Napoleon is taking over the world!


alicia     (10 out of 10 )
This is the best movie ever, I have a shirt, a poster, calendar, chapstick, pen, movie and action figures of Napoleon Dynamite.


g unit     (10 out of 10 )
It was the funniest movie I've ever seen.


Brice (10 out of 10 )
This movie is the funniest thing ever I'm gonna embarrass myself at the talent show doing the dance Napoleon does.


SoMeOnE     (10 out of 10 )
This is about the worst film I've ever seen... HA HA HA... Nah I totally loved that movie!


Katee (10 out of 10 )
Man this movie never gets old, I can watch it 200 times in a row and I laugh my ass off every time.


chris cena     (10 out of 10 )
A 10 because it is really funny and I don't care what other people say.


patrick wayne schilly     (7 out of 10 )
What the flip was grandma at the sand dunes? We aren't babies, Kip is like thirty-two years old I don't mind if you stay. Since when Kip? You have the worse reflexes of all time. Gosh!


Emilyy     (10 out of 10 )
It was flippin' sweet.


Joey (10 out of 10 )
The wedding was the best, seeing her brother sigh with his head in his hands. Over there in that creek bed I found some arrowheads...


Mark (1 out of 10 )
Quite possibly the most boring movie ever. My friends made me watch it, I now want to kill them. How anyone can find this movie funny is beyond me. I guess I'm too much of a pseudo intellectual to get bad humour. I just kept thinking to myself why is this funny? I really didn't get any answers. It was just the classic response. I'm going to watch the Big Lebowsky to clear my mind of this crap. If you really want a stupid movie that is immature yet funny, go rent super troopers. Not intellectual in any way. Napoleon Dynomite is really one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life.


RYAN (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon Dynamite 3 is coming out soon.


diana     (10 out of 10 )
Best movie I've ever seen, gosh!


michael (1 out of 10 )
This movie is so terrible, it has no meaning at all and I think it was the biggest waste of my time because it wasn't about anything. GOSH!


mario (10 out of 10 )
He is so freakin funny, gosh.


TJ n Ash+DOM     (10 out of 10 )
Your mum goes to college! Funny stuff, great movie I want to sex him up and down. He is such a sexy dog! Why is wearing an apron going to save you from getting your hands cut off? I hear voices they're telling me I love you Napoleon. VOTE 4 PEDRO!


Tyler (10 out of 10 )
Summer is really hot!


Sarah cutie (8 out of 10 )
This movie was flippin awsome, Napoleon is so hot! Can't wait for Napoleon Dynamite 2, maybe I could be in it.


Megan (9 out of 10 )
This movie was AWESOME. I have one thing to tell you, VOTE FOR PEDRO! Gosh!


Nyroth     (9 out of 10 )
I love this movie! It is so funny even though it has no point. One of my favorite lines is when Kip is like "We chat online for like 2 hours every day so, yeah, I'd say things are getting pretty serious.".


Savannah     (10 out of 10 )
The best movie ever, it was amazing, it was incredible.


Ali     (10 out of 10 )
I thought it was friggin sweet! It's my favorite movie, everybody in my whole homeroom knows that I'm obsessed with Napoleon Dynamite! GOSH how many times do I have to tell you?


Maggie (10 out of 10 )
I so choose 10/10 because what other rating would you think I'd put, GOSH. I absolutely LOVED this movie. I have seen it like 100 times. It is definitely by far my favorite movie of all time and all my friends. We watch it every time we get together, which is a lot. I get like 3 feet of air every time I see this movie because I'm so excited. Now my lips hurt real bad because I'm reading this out loud. Can you bring me my chapstick?


Cloud Strife     (10 out of 10 )
This movie is flippin sweet! I can watch it any time I want, anywhere. GOSH!


Illivan (10 out of 10 )
You either get it or you don't. Entirely unique and wonderfully done.


Lauren Tocco (10 out of 10 )
I am obsessed with this movie. Once I saw the movie for the first time it changed my whole life! I love it so much.


scottie     (10 out of 10 )
This movie was the funniest film I have ever seen in my life. I want the second one!


ryan     (1 out of 10 )
Do chickens really have large talons?


joe momma     (10 out of 10 )
This movie is the all-time pointless movie but just is really funny. Jon Heder I doubt Benchwarmers will come close to this.


old guy (10 out of 10 )
I am 51, and I loved this movie. Have seen it about 6 times. It is kind of like scratching poison ivy - something about it seems so wierd, but feels so good. My 12 year old thinks I am nuts.


Rach and lisa     (10 out of 10 )
We are obsessed with Napoleon Dynamite, simple as that!


Isabella     (8 out of 10 )
Dude, this movie is flippen sweet! Jon Heder is like, 29 and he friggen rocks as a teen. BOOYAA!


tavia     (10 out of 10 )
If I could have given it a million out of 10 I would have.


Karl (10 out of 10 )
One of the best comedies of all time. Hope there is a part II!


meglet (10 out of 10 )
This movie is the best and I love it so much it's like my child and its amazing.


Jessicaa     (10 out of 10 )
Best movie ever! Pretty sweet.


Cookie     (9 out of 10 )
I learned the Napoleon Dynamite dance, it was so awesome! And now that I think about it, I think I will go watch it right now.


Danielle (10 out of 10 )
This movie was so awesome I repeat quotes over and over again.


Dylan     (10 out of 10 )
It was so "Flippin' Sweet" Gosh! Freakin' idiot.


Mrs.Dynamite (10 out of 10 )
I freakin loved this movie, I watched over and over again. He is my favorite actor now.


Napoleon's fiance     (10 out of 10 )
I love him so much! Add like a 1000 to that grade I gave it.


kylie (10 out of 10 )
"Japanese scientist explaced, placed explosive detonator at the bottom of lake lachness to blow nessy out of the water". That movie is flipping sweet. "I love technology but not as much as you, you see but I still love technology always and forever" from the wedding at the very end of the video. Well I think Napoleon Dynamite is SEXY!


tia     (9 out of 10 )
See here's the thing about Napoleon Dynamite, something a lot of people who gave the whole 1-star seeemed to forget... it was an INDIE FILM! Hence the "low budget" feeling around it, plus when an indie film becomes a cult classic it's usually pretty unexpected so I doubt any of the directors/producers had had any of its success in mind when they set out, these things just happen. To claim that everyone who enjoys "true comedy" could not find this funny is definitely narrow-minded, I enjoy Monty Python (which seems to be the favorite here when comparing excellent comedy movies) and I also enjoyed Napoleon Dynamite, but what people have to realise is that there's different types of funny. This movie is not packed with jokes or action, but I think that everyone (or a large majority) fell in love with it because everyone knows at least one person they can relate Napoleon to. Yes, maybe it is a little over quoted, however I would rather listen to some Napoleon Dynamite quotes than to hear people try to sadly fake a british accent and kill the monty python quotes.


nd_fan_4ever (10 out of 10 )
I have seen Napoleon Dynamite at least 20 times AND I LOVE IT - I even memorized the script! What kinda gun did you use? A FRICKIN' TWELVE GAGE; WHADYA THINK?! You guys are retarded!


hernesto     (10 out of 10 )
This movie was the best.


Ariel     (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon Dynamite ROCKS! WooHoo. Rock on people. Because what? Because I'm the boss apple sauce! WOOHOO! Vote for pedro. And Bush! WooHoo.


whocares (1 out of 10 )
This was the dumbest movie I've ever seen, the people that think it's great are a bunch of stoned out half wits, doing bong hits in their mother's basement. Get a job and get off the grass freaking morons.


Dynamite Hater     (2 out of 10 )
I just got finished watching the movie Napoleon Dynamite, this was my third attempt. The first 2 attempts I literally fell asleep after the first 20 minutes. I figured I would force myself this time no matter what. So I watched this boring piece of crap and as the minutes went on I was praying it would get more interesting, but I was wrong. I had to fast forward through some of the dumb crap with no dialogue because it was so painstakingly slow and boring. I love sarcastic comedy, I love a movie that makes fun of itself but this was the lowest of the low. This stuff wasn't even funny! I said this stuff back in 3rd grade, I used Napoleon's exact lines. How can you find this to be smart humor 'You idiot!'' and ''Gosh'' - even I can do better than that. Oh yea and to Tia, even I love indie films, the more low budget the better, the weirder and unique the film I love. But how can you find this funny? I didn't laugh at one scene during the film. It's long, tedious and boring. The only scene remotely funny was the dance at the end. And I do agree with the other reviewers and comments as to what decade was this in? It didn't stick with a certain decade, the house looked 70s or 80s, the kids dressed in 70s and 80s but they had a retarded dad on a computer with chat rooms, that's 90s then they go and play backstreet boys at the end. COME ON, stick with a clear decade here. I can't understand all the hype about this movie. The whole population must have turned into mindless humorless drones with no sense of humor. My god shut up already. IT SUCKED!


kelly     (10 out of 10 )
I loved this movie, it was so frickin funny I almost peed my pants.


Justin (3 out of 10 )
I laughed maybe three times, but not once at Napolean. He is the most annoying and unlikeable "leading man" I think in the history of film. The lines that get quoted all the time - "Gosh", "You gonna eat those tots", "Come get dinner Tina you fat lard" are all lame and not at all funny - whether said by Napolean, repeated by fans or printed on t-shirts.


tabby (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon Dynamite is so UGLY. Why do you think he sexy, hot or cute? But I think the movie is sexier than bow wow.


Christy (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon Dynamite is totally awesome, I love his dancing, I love everything about him! Hey, do chickens really have talons? Well, I am sure that they do. OUCH! I would most definitely vote for Napoleon's friend Pedro! I kinda liked it, Gosh! Not! I LOVED it. I watched it over and over. Another thing I loved about the movie there was no using of profanity, just goes to show you that you do not have to use profanity in a movie for someone to KNOW it is a great movie! I wish that I could rate it more than a mere 10, GOSH!


ter imaa ki (1 out of 10 )
This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen. The only way to enjoy this movie is to get hammered out of your senses then sit down like a pile of senseless jello and and watch it.


LAUR     (9 out of 10 )
I love Napoleon! :O


Vaughn     (10 out of 10 )
I believe that this movie is an all time classic! I have watched the movie now over 100 times and have even memorized most of the dialog in the movie. I am still working on memorizing the entire dance routine that Napoleon did at the school assembly. Once I am able to do that, I may go around to different schools and perform the dance at basketball games, cheerleading competitions and at other school functions. I believe it would be very funny and would produce some serious "change" for me if you know what I am saying. I'll probably be charging somewhere around $200 for each performance. I may even try to contact some professional athletic teams about performing during half time of games, etc. I found a pair of the moon boots at an old "70's" type shop and they look very cool and great. I believe that the ones I got may be the exact pair that Napolean wore in the movie so they should be worth some good money! I should have the dance memorized by around August in time for next year in school.


to cool to be true     (10 out of 10 )
I never get sick of the Napolion Dynamite movie and I almost have his dance down. My mom laughs every time I practice it!


DUke     (10 out of 10 )
Anyone that doesn't like this movie I'll hunt you down with my fricken 12 gauge what do you think? Jeez.


BigMomma (10 out of 10 )
First: I love you Tina (you fat lard...). Second: There is a plot. It is helping a few normal (If I may call it that) kids beating the popular in an election, along with other hilarious scenes that seem pointless, but are just plain funny. Third: I really want Napoleon to teach me those flippin' sweet dance moves.


*~Kim~*     (10 out of 10 )
Wow it's the most stupid movie ever but that's why I watch it every freakin day. Gosh people who hate this movie are not freakin lucky! Also my favorite animal is a liger. I like your sleeves.


gasolina     (10 out of 10 )
The bestest!


n@t@li3 (10 out of 10 )
Gosh I just love that movie, it is so hilarious. Like the brother Kip, he is so funny!


Kiana And Marlene     (10 out of 10 )
We love this movie so much! It's like so funny, I love Pedro! He is like so so so so so hot! Really hot, lol not really.


c4ss13 (10 out of 10 )
There is a guy at work that looks, talks and acts like Jon Heder.


Lulz (10 out of 10 )
Awesome, funny, pointless but you still love it! Napoleon all the way!


drew     (8 out of 10 )
One thing people don't get about this film is that it's not there to be 'got', it's an independent, slightly post-modernist work. Post-modernism in itself exists to break down typical conventions of the film genres, you only have to look at some of Tarantino's work to see this. I've seen some people express dislike for the lack of a discernable time period. That again is a post-modern genre, the anytime, anyplace feel. I've got to ask did any of the people that dislike Napoleon Dynamite like Pulp Fiction? It contained the exact same clash of culture, creating the anytime feel. Also as an indie film it is not about creating a high concept multi-million dollar blockbuster, it is about conveying the directors thoughts, feelings and ideas onto film. It just so happens that this indie film was unexpectedly thrust into the limelight, and therefore not the originally intended audience. If anyone wants to chat to me or have a rant email me.


Rebecca Enright     (10 out of 10 )
haha oi Napoleon Dynamite is the FUNNIEST movie ever! All my friends and I have printed off the internet the transcript of the movie! It is so damn funny. I love him, he is so sexy haha. He really is though. You can give him my number any day!


Kalli     (10 out of 10 )
What was the point of that movie? I didn't get it at all, but it was freekin hilarious.


bob (10 out of 10 )
Now now children. Sure, there is no point. But those of you that scream OMG ITS LYK SOOO AWSUM need to get a life. You just liked it because it made you laugh. You didn't think about the trouble these geniouses went through to make this masterpiece! The cruel work! You did not think of the TRUE MEANING OF THIS MOVIE! At least these guys can act. I love the Harry Potter movies but Daniel Radcliffe just isn't a *superstar* Harry Potter. Dorks are people too.


Nerdgel     (10 out of 10 )
Soccer chick, just so that you know. Cavemen had bigger brains than the average human today, so you're actually giving the movie a good review! HAHA I love this movie. I love llamas!


Rachael (10 out of 10 )
I think the movie was so funny. I think they should make a second that's just as funny. I love when my brother talks like him, it's so funny. People say I look like the girl.


Joey (7 out of 10 )
I guess after watching it once - I was like "OK - and moving right along now" - I didn't really see a point but to be fair - my mates and I really do love all the quotes so for that it was excellent. Then of course, we've watched it a few times more and at least once drunk and found it to be a really funny film.


alicia     (10 out of 10 )
This movie is flippen awesome. Woops I forgot to put in the crystals, hold on, ok I'm good. The point is it has no point, that's what the point is for you people that don't understand the movie. That's why they don't like the movie, because they don't get it!


rachel (10 out of 10 )
People who don't like this movie are dead inside!


O_o (1 out of 10 )
Was this movie supposed to be funny? As in haha funny. Because it wasn't. It was pathetic. I wish there was a rating for -111. I didn't last 5 minutes, I have a great sense of humor too. Were the writers on something when they wrote it?


Teofisto     (8 out of 10 )
I think the reason people like this movie so much is because it's so out there from a conventional Hollywood movie layout. Usually you have a 6 reel movie script. The first two reels (40min) builds up info about characters & story, then you the next two that have the content & general issue building (the middle), and finally the last two reels you have the conflict and resolution. Since Hollywood & other big movie makers derive from this type of layout, our minds are used to expecting these steps. View Japanamation sometime, and you will see the difference in movie layouts from the Hollywood genre. Many people go to film festivals to see variety instead of the same old layout. They love to see the variety in movie creation, unique script layouts, and new camera ideas that indie films usually have to offer. Napoleon Dynamite hit the bullseye, and everyone can't get enough it seems. I must admit that the first time I viewed this movie, I felt robbed of any sort of understanding as to what I just saw. I waited a few weeks and viewed it again, and this time was able to pick up the storyline pretty quickly. Introduce that with funny characters & stories most people can relate to in one way or another, and it's pretty damn funny. Yesterday I viewed the commentaries from the actors/writers/director & got a more interesting view into the creation and ideas to those creations that this movie provides - great stuff. At any rate, I compare this movie to a lot of weird movie layout classics such as Pulp Fiction, Crash, Four Rooms and Lost in Translation. This movie DID have a plot people, it was just laid out differently. Stop watching Hollywood movies so much and maybe it'll be easier to pick up. I think the only real visible person to show outrightly the end plot was Kip. As odd as the couple seemed, he got the girl even after he would brag over & over about always chatting with "online babes". (who would have believed him??). I say go out and view this movie, but please view it more then once. Watch the commentaries too. The comedy is very unique, and you will either like it or hate it. I personally enjoy this movie, it's one I can watch over & over and still laugh at. I gave it 8 stars because at first, this movie is hard to get used to. Remember to throw away your idea of the conventional Hollywood movie layout, and ENJOY!


O_o's Mom Goes to College (10 out of 10 )
O_o, Is your mom supposed to be hot? Because she's not. How your father and her hooked up must have been some drunken party where he lost his eyesight. That's why your genetic disability of having not being able to see a great move comes from. You're obvious sense of humor needs to stay in church with the funeral services. THIS MOVIE FLIPPING ROCKS! -111? That's you're IQ, flippin idiot. I'm going to put my USA Parachute Pants on and come down and give you a roundhouse kick to the chops.


napolean nerd (10 out of 10 )
I love Napoleon so much.


Kevin     (1 out of 10 )
This MOVIE was good, the MOVIE was hilarious. This SCRIPT was clearly written by a highschooler sitting in front of the TV with their DVD remote handy. A script, a screenplay isn't simply a transcript or detailed camera angles, and this thing was just abhorrent. And what's more is that you all are rating this on how the movie was! This conglomeration of words and typographical errors is a mockery of a damned fine film.


napoleons #1 fan!     (10 out of 10 )
This movie I love it. I really love Kip, also Napoleon. Uncle Rico cracks me up. The movie is so stupid it's funny as crap!


uhhh     (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon is so cool! I love him.


Caroline     (10 out of 10 )
I love Napolean! I could watch it like a billion times. I like your sleeves, they're real big.


piddle'n'dingle     (10 out of 10 )
Hi I'm piddle 'n this is my friend dingle. We love Napoleon Dynamite, he is our baby. We love everything about this movie and the soundtrack. Napoleon is frickin awesome, gosh!


p o'd     (1 out of 10 )
From many of my friends I heard this movie was really funny. However, this movie is the lowest of the low. Due to this movie I will never be able to watch a movie with the guy who played Napoleon. It is just that bad of a movie.


Gaucho     (9 out of 10 )
I'm 41 and my daugher is 11. We watched the movie twice this weekend. Smiles throughout the film. But after the DVD stopped we found ourselves in stitches replaying each and every scene. "Is she hut?". Writing and acting are magic, as are the cast. A truly wonderful film. Well done. "Bow to you Sensi! BOW TO YOUR SENSI!".


Miss Thang     (10 out of 10 )
I LOVE THIS MOVIE! I have the talking pen, photo album, trading cards, the quote book and a few shirts! It never gets old. You can't go in thinking you're going to be watching action and sex. It's just a sarcastic movie that is filled with loads of good quotes. I wish they had left in some of the deleted scenes though because they're GREAT (you've got to flip the dvd over to see them!). "Hello, would you like to look like this?", "But that's a girl", "Because for a liimited time only, glamour shots by deb are 75% off". And LaFawnda's name is great because my name is FAWN! That makes me a star.


Cam     (9 out of 10 )
Napoleon dynamite pwns n00bs!


Mr Happy     (10 out of 10 )
You have got to have the worst sense of humor EVER not to like this movie. If you watched it once and didn't like it, watch it again with a friend. This movie becomes more funny the more you see it and actually pick up on things, especially if you lived through the 80's/early 90's as a teen.


napolon luver     (10 out of 10 )
It was freakin awesome man the best movie ever. I always laugh when I hear "give me some tots man".


TyDob     (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon Dynamite is cooler than you'll ever be!


skeeter boy     (9 out of 10 )
This movie was flipping sweet!


obsessed fan     (10 out of 10 )
I love his hair and style and his use of words. What a hottie. He's so intellectual and I want him. Like now!


beth     (9 out of 10 )
It had no point but it was hilarious! I love this movie.


Shane (10 out of 10 )
Gosh this director's a freakin genius.


Rex KD (10 out of 10 )
All the sweet lines are in the Kickball scene, why was it deleted!? Still, this is like the best film ever and anyone can even know that.


becky (10 out of 10 )
WHOO! I luff napoleon dynamite! Funkiest nerd boy ever. To all those who didn't appreciate the fantasticness of it: it was a joke about Hollywood movies fools, it didn't have a coherent plot because it was saying that most movies now-a-days don't you idiots. Also, funny jokes, did ya get them?


Joe     (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon Dynamite rocks. "Gosh you freakin idiot" Oh yeah and Kevin I hope you read this comment becuase I don't give a crap what you think about this movie. P. S. The script dosen't matter when people grade movies they do it on the movie not the way the person wrote it!


Marianna (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon Dynamite is so cool ''gosh'.' I love the movie, I know every line.


julissa     (10 out of 10 )
People who didn't like the movie is because it didnt have the F word or nudity, I really loved the movie cause is funny and show you the meaning of a FRIENDSHIP.


kennedy lover (10 out of 10 )
I loved this movie. Yo any of you who think movies have to have morals and have to have plots should be shot and shot again. Movies don't have to make sense to be cool. Oh and by the by I like your sleeves they're real big.


craig     (10 out of 10 )
This movie was so funny man I loved it. It was so good, me and my friends just cracked up so bad like we were almost cryin. Dude it was awesome.


Hannah (9 out of 10 )
I loved this. My favourite part is the dance. And for all those Napoleon Dynamite haters. Well. YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED. Anyway, if you hate the movie so much then why are you on here. Wait. Didn't Jon Heder who plays Napoleon also play Mike Teevee's dad in Charlie and the chocolate factory with Johnny Depp? COOL!


Emily     (10 out of 10 )
Even though I haven't seen the whole movie yet I liked what I saw of it. The vote for pedro dance is the bomb! I'm gonna buy the movie.


Matthew (1 out of 10 )
I was excited to see this movie because I was told it was hilarious, but to be nice-its not. I spent the entire movie waiting for the funny things to happen, they never did. I also spent the entire movie waiting for someone, ANYONE, to come along and kick his ass. I mean come on, what kind of a world do we live in were this kid isn't getting his ass beat every hour on the hour? And what kind of a douchebag wears winter boots during the summer? This alone should get him a swirly! Horrible movie, not funny at all, don't waste 2 hours of your life and if you see the guy that starred in the movie, kick him in the nuts.


Jennifer xxony     (10 out of 10 )
It's flippin sweet "but my lips hurt real bad!".


amanda (10 out of 10 )
Flipping sweet.


super nerd (10 out of 10 )
Napoleon dynamite ROCKS ! how could anyone say any different. Jeez.


Andrew (10 out of 10 )
Amber has serious issues. GOSH!


teenie (8 out of 10 )
This movie was alright. Dumb but funny. Pointless, but not really a waste of time. The only three parts that made me laugh the most were the happy hands club performance and the skit and the whole 'your mom goes to college' bit.


Kimbo (10 out of 10 )
I think napoleon dynamite is a movie you have to watch 2 or 3 times to even get! The first time I watched it I didn't understand it, I was a bit like hmm not sure about this. Watching it again and people told me you don't laugh with him you laugh at him- I absolutely creased with laughter. I agree it gets what you did as a kid or what someone you know did or even what you wanted to do! There isn't an outright joke like you get in every other film- you have to just understand how to laugh at the kid and how much of a geek he is, the fact that he wanted to go home because his lips hurt. Just silly and I get it completely I love it. I think it's a film for intellectuals as it's actually quite hard to grasp but once you do oh my goodness you will be laughing for hours!


La-Lafawnduh (10 out of 10 )
Kip is so HOT! I mean Napoleon is pretty hot too, but Kip is just intensely steamin'! PHWOAR. This movie changed my life and because of this movie I changed my name to Lafawnduh, gravy-browned my skin, bought a big wig, had a special operation which made my teeth look a lot longer and sold everything I have to buy a big medallion for the next man I meet. I hope he brushes his toes over mine just like Kip does. I LOVE KIPPLING RONALD DYNAMITE!


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