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                              THE NAP



                             Written by

                      Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin




 
               
               
               (Monk's)

               
                             GEORGE
               Oh, boy I was up to four in the morning 
               watching the Omen trilogy.
 
               
                             JERRY
               That's good stuff.

               
                             GEORGE
               I can't to myself. I'm exhausted.

               
                             JERRY
               Can you grab a nap at work.

               
                             GEORGE
               Not with that big glass window looking 
               out into the hall. I'd love a good nap. 
               That's the only thing getting me out 
               of bed in the morning. I'll see ya'.
 
               
               
                             ELAINE
               Bye.

               
                             JERRY
               So what are you doing now?

               
                             ELAINE
               I'm going to take a little stroll through 
               the park.
 
               
                             JERRY
               With a gentleman caller?

               
                             ELAINE
               Yes, his name is Hal.

               
                             JERRY
               The walking date is a good date. You 
               don't have to look right at the other 
               -person.
 
               
                             ELAINE
               It's the next best thing to being alone.
 
               
               
               (Kramer enters - wet head)

               
                             JERRY
               Shower?

               
                             KRAMER
               No, pool. I just swam 200 laps.

               
                             ELAINE
               You are kidding.

               
                             KRAMER
               Look at hose babies (hands). They're 
               prunes. I saw Conrad going up to oyur 
               place.
 
               
                             ELAINE
               Oh, yeah, that's right. Those new kitchen 
               cabinets. How is that coming?
 
               
                             JERRY
               A little slow. I've got to hold this 
               guy's hand on every little decision.
 
               
               
                             ELAINE
               Hey, Kramer, listen, you've seen the 
               Omen right?
 
               
                             ELAINE
               What exactly was that kid?

               
                             KRAMER
               Who, Damien? Nothing, just a mischievous, 
               rambunctious kid.
 
               
               
               
               (Yankee Stadium)

               
                             WILHELM
               Oh, George, have you seen the American 
               league directory? It is a big green 
               book. Oh, thanks kiddo.
 
               
               (Central park)

               
                             HAL
               
               
                             ELAINE
               Well I don't care. It was delicious.
 
               
               
                             ELAINE
               Wanna sit down?

               
                             HAL
               Oh, I don't sit on park benches. They're 
               very bad for the back.
 
               
                             ELAINE
               Really?

               
                             HAL
               I threw my back out about 15 years ago. 
               Ever since I have been very careful. 
               I only buy furniture in the ergonomics 
               store.
 
               
                             ELAINE
               Oh those places have the stupidest names. 
               Like, uh, "Back in ", or "Good Vertibrations".
 
               
               
                             HAL
               Not this one. It's called the "Lumbar 
               Yard".
 
               
               (Jerry's Apartment)

               
                             CONRAD
               Oh, Jerry are you okay with this hinge?
 
               
               
                             JERRY
               Yeah.

               
                             CONRAD
               I can get you any kind you want, you 
               know. Four holes, three holes, two holes, 
               bronze, no hinge at all.
 
               
                             JERRY
               You know, why don't we just go with 
               the one in your hand?
 
               
                             CONRAD
               Oh, these are different.

               
                             JERRY
               Drop one. . . . left!

               
               (George enters)

               
                             GEORGE
               Jerry, look at my eyes.

               
                             JERRY
               A little less beady today.

               
                             GEORGE
               Because I'm REFRESHED. I finally found 
               a way to sleep in my office. Under the 
               desk. I lie on my back. I tuck in the 
               chair. I'm invisible.
 
               
                             JERRY
               Sounds like a really cool fort.

               
                             CONRAD
               Jerry, do you want a flat edge on this 
               molding or do you want me to bevel it?
 
               
                             JERRY
               I'll tell you what I would like you 
               to do with it.
 
               
                             GEORGE
               Conrad, is it?

               
                             CONRAD
               Conrad, Connie, or Con, whatever you 
               prefer.
 
               
                             GEORGE
               Uh, let me ask you a question. Could 
               you, uh, expand the space underneath 
               a desk to give it a little more headroom?
 
               
               
                             JERRY
               He's kind of tied up here.

               
                             GEORGE
               It'll have to be a night job anyway. 
               You don't normally work after dinner, 
               do you?
 
               
                             CONRAD
               There is no normal, whatever jerry wants. 
               He wants me here late, I'm here late, 
               he wants me here early, I'm here early, 
               he . . .
 
               
                             JERRY
               Why don't you just work on George's 
               project for a while?
 
               
                             CONRAD
               Whatever you want.

               
               (Next day - on the telephone)

               
                             JERRY
               So how was Wednesday's walk in the park 
               with Hal.
 
               
                             ELAINE
               Uh, it was okay,. He's coming over later 
               to watch a movie. Hey listen, what's 
               better for your back? Couch cushions 
               or a folding chair?
 
               
                             JERRY
               I don't know.

               
                             ELAINE
               Uh, maybe we'll just stand and watch 
               the tv. (knock knock). I gotta go someone's 
               at my door. Yeah!
 
               
                             DELIVERY GUY
               Delivery. Elaine Benes?

               
                             ELAINE
               Yeah.

               
                             DELIVERY GUY
               We're from the Lumbar Yard, we got your 
               mattress.
 
               
                             ELAINE
               Mattress, I didn't order a mattress. 
               Who sent this? Hal Kitzmiller?
 
               
               (Yankee Stadium)

               
                             GEORGE
               Do you think it might be possible to 
               add a little shelf like, uh, for an 
               alarm clock?
 
               
                             CONRAD
               You mean like that big?

               
                             GEORGE
               Like this.

               
                             CONRAD
               Yeah, I can do that.

               
                             GEORGE
               Thanks. You know this could sound crazy 
               but, what do you think about adding 
               a drawer for - like a blanket?
 
               
                             CONRAD
               Blanket or quilt?

               
                             GEORGE
               Blanket.

               
                             CONRAD
               That thick?

               
                             GEORGE
               Maybe like this.

               
                             CONRAD
               Like that?

               
                             GEORGE
               Yeah, like that.

               
                             CONRAD
               If that is what you want.

               
                             GEORGE
               That is what I want.

               
               (Later)

               
                             CONRAD
               Hey George, you want this cup holder 
               mounted on the left, or the right, or 
               the middle, . . .
 
               
                             GEORGE
               Whatever!!. . . . Oh oh oh this is unbelievable. 
               This is better than my bed at home.
 
               
               
                             GEORGE
               Its been a long night. You go home and 
               get some sleep.
 
               
                             CONRAD
               If that's what you want.

               
                             GEORGE
               That's what I want.

               
                             W
               Morning George.

               
                             GEORGE
               Good morning Mr. Wilhelm.

               
               (George escapes under his desk)

               
                             KRAMER
               got problems Jerry.

               
                             JERRY
               What happened?

               
                             KRAMER
               Well I had been swimming for three hours 
               and I was in a real grove so I decided 
               to keep going. But at ten they start 
               the aquasonics Thirty-five geriatrics 
               throwing elbows. It was like I was swimming 
               through a flabby armed spanking machine.
 
               
               
                             JERRY
               How long did that last?

               
                             KRAMER
               A half hour then diving class started. 
               Well... that got a little messy. I gotta 
               find a new place to swim 'cause that 
               pooll can't hold me, Jerry.
 
               
               (Elaine enters)

               
                             JERRY
               How was the movie?

               
                             ELAINE
               I cancelled. Hal sent a mattress to 
               my apartment. The nerve of that guy.
 
               
               
                             JERRY
               Why?

                             ELAINE
               He's got a back problem.

               
                             JERRY
               So you think he was expecting a roll 
               in the supportive hay.
 
               
                             ELAINE
               After one date!

               
                             KRAMER
               What's that guy's last name again?
 
               
                             ELAINE
               Kitzmiller.

               
                             KRAMER
               Oh, that's right.

               
                             JERRY
               So what are you going to do with the 
               mattress?
 
               
                             ELAINE
               I don't know. Chuck it?

               
                             KRAMER
               Oh, no no no no I'll take it. Why don't 
               you come over. Let's see if it will 
               fit in my bedroom.
 
               
                             ELAINE
               Oh, all right.

               
                             KRAMER
               My old one sprung a leak.

               
                             ELAINE
               You have a water bed?

               
                             KRAMER
               Sand! It's like sleeping on the beach.
 
               
               
                             
               enters)

               
                             CONRAD
               Hi, Jerry I'm sorry I'm late. George 
               and I have been up working all night 
               long. I can make up the time in any 
               number of ways.
 
               
                             JERRY
               How about this? . . . Finish this thing 
               up today!
 
               
                             CONRAD
               Couple of questions for you.

               
                             JERRY
               No. No more questions. Just figure it 
               out for yourself and get it done.
 
               
               
                             CONRAD
               All right Jerry. But I can figure it 
               out myself any way you want.
 
               
                             JERRY
               Just . . . do it.

               
               (Jerry exits)

               
               (George's office)

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               Costanza? Where's Costanza? . . . Excusé 
               mois? Have you seen Costanza?
 
               
                             SECRETARY
               I've seen him around.

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               Um, I'm stuck on this song yesterday. 
               I can't seem to get it out of my head. 
               I don't know the name of that. "She's 
               a heart breaker, love taker . . ..Oh. 
               Oh" . . .very catchy. You know what? 
               I can't stay awake for that guy. What 
               is this? People? Um, the most beautiful 
               people people. Ally Selica, Nothing 
               wrong with that uh?
 
               
               (Monks)

               
                             HAL
               Elaine, your taking this totally the 
               wrong way. That's not what Ii intended.
 
               
               
                             ELAINE
               Well, what did you intend, Hal?

               
                             HAL
               I just wanted you to have the comfort 
               and report you deserve. That's why I 
               had the mattress custom designed for 
               you.
 
               
                             ELAINE
               Custom designed?

               
                             HAL
               They adjust the foam density and spring 
               tension to your body type. I estimated 
               your height and weight. Five eight, 
               about 110 pounds?
 
               
                             ELAINE
               Uh, that is the nicest thing anyone 
               has ever done for me.
 
               
                             HAL
               So you do like the mattress?

               
                             ELAINE
               Oh, I love it. I'm glad . . . I kept 
               it.
 
               
               (East River)

               
                             FATHER
               Over there, that's Brooklyn . That's 
               where Spike Lee lives.
 
               
                             SON
               Hey, there's a man swimming in the water.
 
               
               
                             FATHER
               Naw, that's probably just a dead body 
               son. You see when the mob kills someone 
               they through the body in the river.
 
               
               
               (Jerry's hall)

               
                             KRAMER
               Jer.

               
                             JERRY
               Hi.

               
                             KRAMER
               Well my swimming pool problems are solved. 
               I just found myself miles and miles 
               of open lanes.
 
               
                             JERRY
               What is that smell?

               
                             KRAMER
               That's East River.

               
                             JERRY
               You're swimming in the East River? The 
               most heavily trafficked overly contaminated 
               waterway on the eastern seaboard?
 
               
               
                             KRAMER
               Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage.
 
               
               
                             JERRY
               How could you swim in that water?

               
                             KRAMER
               I saw a couple of other guys out there.
 
               
               
                             JERRY
               Swimming?

               
                             KRAMER
               Floating, they weren't moving much. 
               But they were out there.
 
               
               (Jerry's apartment)

               
               Jerry looks around the new renovation.

               
               (Elaine's)

               
                             ELAINE
               (on phone) Hey, Kramer, it's Elaine, 
               thanks for bringing my mattress back. 
               And I guess I'll just get my spare key 
               from you - whenever. All right, bye.
 
               
               
                             ELAINE
               Oh, this is a good mattress. Sniff, 
               sniff, Ugh!
 
               
               (George's Office)

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               What is with this guy? I've been waiting 
               three and a half hours. Should I go? 
               No way Jack! ??? at the registrar again, 
               I'll tell you that.
 
               
                             SECONRAD
               Mr. Steinbrenner?

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               That's what they call me.

               
                             SECONRAD
               Your grandchildren are here to see you.
 
               
               
                             STEINBRENNER
               Oh, well, send them in. Send the little 
               tykes in. ... little people .. pony express 
               ... wow,
 
               
               (Jerry's)

               
                             JERRY
               (on phone) hello.

               
                             GEORGE
               Jerry, I'm trapped under my desk. Steinbrenner 
               is in the room. You got to help( me.
 
               
               
                             JERRY
               Who is this?

               
                             GEORGE
               Jerry, . . .

               
                             XX
               Hi,

               
                             GEORGE
               Sh, sh, goodbye, sh, get away.

               
                             XX
               Hi, I'm Brady.

               
                             GEORGE
               ?? get away??

               
                             JERRY
               Why don't you just have him paged?
 
               
               
                             GEORGE
               Can't you think of something. Call in 
               a bomb threat.
 
               
                             JERRY
               A bomb threat? Why would I call in a 
               bomb threat?
 
               
                             GEORGE
               Just CALL!

               
                             JERRY
               I should have some reason.

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               Hey you kids know tunes; see if this 
               song rinSTEINBRENNER a bell, "Heartbreaker 
               , . . . "
 
               
                             SECONRAD
               Mr. Steinbrenner we just received a 
               call. There's a bomb in the building.
 
               
               
                             STEINBRENNER
               A bomb in the building, oh, m'god. Quick, 
               everyone under the desk.
 
               
               (Steinbrenner's office)

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               Boy can you think of what went through 
               my mind when I saw there wasn't going 
               to be enough room under that desk for 
               me and my babies.
 
               
                             GEORGE
               I'm sorry sir.

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               You know what I think? I think you knew 
               about that bomb ahead of time.
 
               
                             GEORGE
               What?

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               ???? about that bomb. You climbed under 
               that desk because you have ESP. George, 
               what's on my mind? . . . Meatballs! 
               Huh? Unbelievable. Anyway this terrorist 
               had a specific demand. Not more cheap 
               adjustable hats on hat day. He wants 
               fitted hats just like the players wear.
 
               
               
               (Jerry's new renovated apartment)

               
                             ELAINE
               Jerry, Jerry.

               
                             JERRY
               Yeah.

               
                             ELAINE
               What the hell is this? Where are you?
 
               
               
                             JERRY
               Over here. You can see right through 
               here.
 
               
                             ELAINE
               What is this. It's like you're selling 
               movie tickets back here.
 
               
                             JERRY
               It's kind of cozy.

               
                             ELAINE
               Hey, you're not going to believe what 
               Kramer did to my mattress. . . . I can't 
               talk to you like this. So Kramer completely 
               funked up my mattress.
 
               
                             JERRY
               Does it smell like the East River?
 
               
               
                             ELAINE
               How did you know?

               
                             JERRY
               Because Kramer has been swimming laps 
               between the Queensborough bridge and 
               the Brooklyn bridge.
 
               
                             ELAINE
               Oh, GREAT!

               
               (Kramer enters)

               
                             KRAMER
               Oh man, I'm on the wrong floor again.
 
               
               
                             ELAINE
               Hey, thanks for ruining my mattress. 
               It reeks.
 
               
                             KRAMER
               Hey, you know what I think it is? I 
               think it's that East River. I think 
               it might be polluted.
 
               
               (George enters)

               
                             GEORGE
               Well, you really did it to me this time, 
               Seinfeld. . . . What the hell happened 
               here?
 
               
                             ELAINE
               Hi.

               
                             GEORGE
               Hi. Look at how obtrusive this is.
 
               
               
                             ELAINE
               It is obtrusive, isn't it?

               
                             KRAMER
               It is very obtrusive.

               
                             JERRY
               I don't think it's that bad.

               
                             KRAMER
               You can't get a stool in here.

               
                             JERRY
               No the stools go over there.

               
                             KRAMER
               No, that's no good. I'm leaving.

               
                             ELAINE
               I'm with you. I'm going back to my place.
 
               
               
                             GEORGE
               Fitted Hat Day! That's what you asked 
               Steinbrenner for?
 
                             JERRY
               You mean they're actually doing the 
               fitted hats? Cool.
 
               
                             GEORGE
               Guess who he put in charge of Fitted 
               Hat Day? Me.
 
               
                             JERRY
               Hey look at you.

               
                             GEORGE
               Yeah, look at me. Now I GOTTA FIGURE 
               OUT THE HAT SIZES OF 59,000 DIFFERENT 
               PEOPLE!! WHAT IF A PINHEAD SHOWS UP. 
               I GOTTA BE ON TOP OF THAT.
 
               
                             JERRY
               No knock offs. I want the ones like 
               the real players wear.
 
               
                             GEORGE
               ??? KNOCK OFFS. I NOT GOING TO DO IT! 
               AND YOU'RE GOING TO CALL STEINBRENNER 
               BACK AND CANCEL THE WHOLE THING.
 
               
                             JERRY
               Could you at least get a hat for me?
 
               
               
                             GEORGE
               FINE? WHAT SIZE?

               
                             JERRY
               Seven and five eighths

               
                             GEORGE
               SEVEN AND FIVE EIGHTHS!!

               
                             JERRY
               Why are you shouting?

               
                             GEORGE
               I DON'T KNOW. It's this place. I'm very 
               uncomfortable here.
 
               
               (Elaine's)

               
                             HAL
               So are you liking the mattress?

               
                             ELAINE
               I am totally loving it. Uh, you know 
               ... we should um ... get going.
 
               
                             HAL
               What is that smell?

               
                             ELAINE
               What smell?

               
                             HAL
               I think it's the mattress. Did something 
               happen to it.
 
               
                             ELAINE
               No no, oh, you know what that is? I 
               um, went claming the other day and I 
               forgot to hose off my boots.
 
               
                             HAL
               Claming?

               
                             ELAINE
               Yeah, clam and scallop. I clam and scallop.
 
               
               
               (Steinbrenner's office)

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               Yes, yes, come in.

               
                             GEORGE
               Sir, I just got a call from the terrorist. 
               I told him to call back here.
 
               
                             STEINBRENNER
               Just let me ask you something. Is it 
               "February" or " February"? Because I 
               prefer "Febuary" and what is this "ru"?
 
               
               
               (phone rinSTEINBRENNER)

               
                             GEORGE
               Let me put that on speaker phone.

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               Hello are you the bomber?

               
                             JERRY
               Yes this is the terrorist bomber.

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               Costanza here is busting his ass on 
               those hats.
 
               
                             JERRY
               think I've changed my mind.

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               You don't want them, then goodbye.
 
               
               
                             GEORGE
               ??? sir.

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               Well what do you want instead?

               
                             JERRY
               What?

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               Well, you're the terrorist. You're going 
               to want something.
 
               
                             JERRY
               I guess it would be nice if you called 
               all the ticket holders if the game was 
               going to be rained out.
 
               
                             STEINBRENNER
               All right George, you can handle that.
 
               
               
               (George hanSTEINBRENNER up phone)

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               Costanza what the hell are you doing?
 
               
               
                             GEORGE
               You have to stand tough sir. That's 
               why I had to hang up the phone.
 
               
                             STEINBRENNER
               You know what I'm going to do? I'm going 
               to run around the stadium and close 
               all the windows. That's where I'm going, 
               pal. And I'll tell you something else. 
               I'm very nervous.
 
               
               (On the street)

               
                             ELAINE
               Gotta get some of that stuffed crust 
               pizza. cheese crust pizza.
 
               
                             HAL
               It's just more cheese.

               
                             ELAINE
               I'll tell you something. It'll be years 
               before they find places to hide more 
               cheese on a pizza. Kramer!
 
               
                             KRAMER
               Oh, hey,

               
                             ELAINE
               Oh, hi. This is Hal. Hal, this is Kramer. 
               Kramer, Hal.
 
               
                             KRAMER
               Hal, .. uh Langerhans.

               
                             HAL
               Kitzmiller.

               
                             KRAMER
               Oh, Kitzmiller. That's right

               
                             ELAINE
               You feeling jiff?

               
                             KRAMER
               Oh, I'm jiff.

               
                             HAL
               That smell...

               
                             KRAMER
               Oh, listen I gotta get to the pier. 
               The ferry traffic is really bad around 
               four thirty. Look, I still got the key 
               to your apartment and I'll get it back 
               to you as soon as I can.
 
               
                             ELAINE
               Oh, baby.

               
               (Under George's desk)

               
               (alarm clock)

               
                             GEORGE
               Lunch.

               
               (At the river)

               
                             HAL
               Kramer? Can I talk to you a minute?
 
               
               
                             KRAMER
               Yeah, sure, um, oh boy, . . .

               
                             HAL
               Kitzmiller.

               
                             KRAMER
               That's it.

               
                             HAL
               You and Elaine are pretty close.

               
                             KRAMER
               Oh, we go back a ways.

               
                             HAL
               And you've, . . . how do I put this? 
               You've been in her bed?
 
               
                             KRAMER
               That's right.

               
                             HAL
               But this isn't still going on.

               
                             KRAMER
               No, no. She put a stop to that.

               
                             HAL
               That's all I needed to know. So you 
               actually swim in this thing?
 
               
                             KRAMER
               Oh yeah. Exercises every muscle in the 
               body. It's great for the back.
 
               
                             HAL
               Great for the back. Right.

               
                             KRAMER
               Four hours in this chop and I'm a full 
               inch taller. . . . Giddyup.
 
               
               {George's office))

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               "Heatbreaker, Brewbaker, ..." Hey George, 
               I remember that tune. George? George? 
               Um, what's that ticking. Oh oh. Oh, 
               oooh,...wo wo wo wo . (runs out) fire 
               in the hole!
 
               
               (Elaine's)

               
                             ELAINE
               I wouldn't believe the Lumbar Yard wouldn't 
               pick this up. Ug, oh, okay, . . .
 
               
               
               (Jerry's)

               
                             CONRAD
               You want it back the way it was?

               
                             JERRY
               Yeah, that's right.

               
                             CONRAD
               You know I don't get you Seinfeld. You 
               want something one day. The next day 
               you don't like it. Come on man, make 
               a decision.
 
               
               (phone rinSTEINBRENNER)

               
                             JERRY
               One second. Hello.

               
                             ELAINE
               Jerry you gotta help me. I threw my 
               back out.
 
               
                             JERRY
               Just lie down.

               
                             ELAINE
               I am lying down. I am trapped under 
               a funky mattress. I gotta go get a doctor 
               or at least come over and roll this 
               thing off of me.
 
               
                             JERRY
               All right. I'll be right there., Conrad 
               I gotta go.
 
               
                             CONRAD
               Stay, go whatever.

               
               (At the river, Hall and more people)

               
                             HAL
               Hey, Kramer.

               
                             KRAMER
               What's going on?

               
                             HAL
               I told my Chiropractor how swimming 
               in the river made my back heal. He recommended 
               it to all his patients.
 
               
                             OLD MAN
               Step aside.

               
                             KRAMER
               He just sunk like a stone.

               
               (Steinbrenner's office)

               
                             GEORGE
               Sir, I'm sure it's not a police matter.
 
               
               
                             STEINBRENNER
               Don't be so sure George. Mess with them 
               and they're messing with you. All right 
               boys send it in
 
               
               (bomb disposal robot enters George's office)

               
                             STEINBRENNER
               What's that figure ahead? Is that anything? 
               Okay, let's check the desk. That's where 
               I heard the ticking. Search each one 
               of those drawers starting with the top 
               one. So, empty calories and male curiosity, 
               eh, Georgie?
 
               
                             BOMB COP
               Looks like there's more compartments 
               underneath.
 
               
                             STEINBRENNER
               Compartments underneath, that's probably 
               where it is. Okay boys, let 'er rip. 
               I'll tell you what George. Starting 
               tomorrow no more desks. Just Lucite 
               tables and four leSTEINBRENNER.
 
               
               (East River)

               
                             KRAMER
               Hey, watch where you're kicking!

               
                             ELAINE
               Kramer.

               
                             KRAMER
               Elaine

               
                             ELAINE
               I can't believe it. Hey, I'll meet you 
               at the coffee shop.
 
               
                             KRAMER
               Yeah.

               
                             ELAINE
               Yeah.

               
               (Jerry's)

               
                             GEORGE
               Hi Connie, Jerry around?

               
                             CONRAD
               No, and I prefer "Conrad". So I heard 
               what happened to the desk.
 
               
                             GEORGE
               There was something so reassuring about 
               that cozy little space.
 
               
                             CONRAD
               Yeah, well, whatever. See ya'

               
               (Later at Jerry's)

               
               (Jerry enters)

               
                             JERRY
               Ah, back to normal. Not bad for four 
               thousand bucks. . . . I can't believe 
               I got the Low Fat!
 
               
               
               
               
                            THE END





The Nap



Writers :   Gregg Kavet  Andy Robin
Genres :   Comedy


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