STARGATE SG1
Episode 210
"BANE"
By
Robert C. Cooper
The team are offworld and are in the middle of a large city,
which appears deserted
JACK
"Witness if you will, a ghost town."
SAM
"A very advanced ghost town."
DANIEL
"The architecture may indicate an Earth
ancestry."
Jack puts his foot in some goo on the floor
JACK
"Aw, man. Anybody have any idea what
this is?"
SAM
"I hate to say it sir, but it...seems
like they might have a bit of a pigeon
problem."
JACK
"I don't see pigeons, and there should
be a lot of them."
SAM
"Well, whatever did this, did so pretty
recently."
TEAL'C
"Perhaps they suffered the same fate
as the inhabitants of this city."
JACK
"Conjecture, Captain?"
SAM
"My data is consistent with the probe,
sir. No radiation, the air's almost
100% pollution free. Teal'c, it doesn't
seem very likely that the Goa'uld are
responsible for this does it? I mean,
what with the indigenous people of this
planet being, gone."
TEAL'C
"That is correct. A Goa'uld attack would
have resulted in much more damage. Any
technology would have been destroyed."
Something flies past Jack, and he ducks
JACK
Wow! Did you guys hear that?"
They all look at Teal'c, as they see a giant alien winged bug
on his back. Jack slowly walks towards him
JACK
"Ooh."
SAM
"What are you gonna do?"
Jack points his gun at the creature
The bug stings Teal'c
TEAL'C
"Ahh!"
JACK
"God!"Carter...novacaine."
SAM
"Yes, sir."
DANIEL
"Uh, we'd better get outta here."
JACK
"No, really?"
DANIEL
"No, really
He points to the sky behind them , and they see a large swarm
of the bugs, descending on them
JACK
God! Let's move! C'mon! Let's go!"
DANIEL
"I'll dial.
Gateroom
JACK
"Lock it up!"
SAM
"Medical team!"
Teal'c lands face down on the ramp.
The bugs are hitting the iris
HAMMOND
"What is that?"
JACK
"Those are bugs, sir! Big ugly bugs!"
Infirmary
Janet cuts away Teal'cs top, and takes a look at the injury
JANET
"You're saying it's getting worse?"
TEAL'C
"I am."
JANET
"Easy...looks like some kind of a reaction.
Teal'c, shouldn't your larval Goa'uld
be helping?"
TEAL'C
"That is correct, but it is not. It
is, in fact getting worse."
Titles
The team and Hammond are waiting outside the infirmary. Janet
comes out to speak to them
JANET
"He seems to be suffering from the side
effects of a viral infection...fever,
aches, chills..."
SAM
"And his Goa'uld isn't helping?"
JANET
"No. That's not the worse part.
JACK
"What is?"
JANET
"The blood sample I took showed a rather
disturbing amount of DNA that doesn't
match Teal'c's."
JACK AND DANIEL
"What does that.
DANIEL
Mean?"
JANET
"Actually, I'm not sure. To be perfectly
honest with you, sir, I think I may
be out of my league here."
SAM
"General, if I may. When I was assigned
to the Pentagon, I had the chance to
work with Dr. Timothy Harlow. He's one
of the world's top geneticists and he
has full security clearance."
HAMMOND
"He'll be here before the end of the
day."
Harlow arrives at the SGC
SAM
"Dr. Harlow..."
HARLOW
"Sam.
They hug.
SAM
"Hi."
HARLOW
"How many times have I told you to call
me Timothy?"
SAM
"Timothy.You got here fast."
HARLOW
"With a chance to see this? Light speed
wouldn't have been fast enough for me,and
it's not a bit disappointing either.
You're a front line set up."
SAM
"Well, you haven't seen the best yet.
I just wish it could have been under
better circumstances."
JANET
"Dr. Harlow has some bad news.
HARLOW
"A subsequent analysis of the blood
sample revealed none of the subject's
matching DNA.
SAM
"Uh, the subject's name is Teal'c...and
what are you talking about?"
JANET
"The blood sample I took had only a
small percentage of alien insect DNA
in it."
SAM
"Right.
HARLOW
"Now when the exact same sample of Teal'c's
blood was tested only a few hours later,
it revealed only one type of DNA strand
present."
JANET
And it wasn't Teal'c's."
SAM
"Are you saying that the foreign DNA
actually transformed Teal'c's DNA in
the blood sample?"
HARLOW
"Well, DNA doesn't alter DNA. It's probably
some sort of retro-virus present."
SAM
"OK, bottom line?"
HARLOW
"I can't believe I'm going to say this.
It appears that the alien insect's venom
is rewriting Teal'c's genetic material
and it happened very quickly in that
blood sample."
SAM
"The Goa'uld that Teal'c carries is
supposed to provide him with powerful
immune capabilities."
HARLOW
"Yes, so I read on the plane. It's amazing,
but in this case, it appears that it's
merely stemming the tide rather than
reversing the problem."
SAM
"What happens if the Goa'uld loses the
battle?"
HARLOW
"Well, 30 years of research into Human
DNA, until last year I didn't even know
there were aliens.
SAM
"Right."
Jack speaks to Teal'c, in the infirmary
TEAL'C
"I have felt great pain, O'Neill, but
never a sickness such as this. I do
not enjoy it."
JACK
"Nobody does."
TEAL'C
"I am also feeling something else."
JACK
"Hey, I'd be scared too."
TEAL'C
"I do not want to become something other
than who I am."
JACK
"Just let the doctors do their job."
TEAL'C
"O'Neill, you are my friend. When there
is no longer any hope, I would rather
die."
Jack nods
Hammonds Office
HAMMOND
"Come in."
JACK
"You wanted to see me, sir?"
Jack see's Maybourne
JACK
"Oh, for crying out loud."
MAYBOURNE
"Colonel O'Neill.
JACK
"Hello Maybourne.
HAMMOND
"I thought you would want to see this.
He gives Jack some paperwork
JACK
"You've got to be kidding."
HAMMOND
"It's an official order. I have no choice."
JACK
"Well, what about.
HAMMOND
"The president is currently unavailable."
MAYBOURNE
"This facility is front-line. Your mandate
is search and retrieval. Mine is research
and development. As a source of information,
Teal'c has been invaluable to your operation.
Now he may prove equally invaluable
to mine. This organism could be the
biological weapon.
JACK
" He saved your smarmy ass and everyone
else on this planet. Does that count
for anything in your world?"
MAYBOURNE
"Absolutely. I am thrilled to get the
chance to thank him personally."
JACK
"General Hammond, request permission
to beat the crap out of this man."
Sam walks into the lab. Harlow is looking into a microscope
SAM
"You son of a bitch.
HARLOW
"Sam?"
SAM
"It had to be you. Damn it, Timothy,
Teal'c is my friend. He's sick.
HARLOW
"Yes he is and he's going to get the
very best help available on this planet.
But your facility is not equipped for
this kind of situation and you know
it."
SAM
"Please, don't tell me that you're ignorant
here. I don't want to feel sorry for
you."
HARLOW
"Maybourne's people can be unscrupulous,
but if Teal'c is to have any chance,
it is with me, and I will do the best
that I can."
Infirmary
Teal'c is dressed in a protective suit. He is handcuffed and
chained.
JANET
"General, I have a right to stop this.
He is not well enough to be moved."
MAYBOURNE
"Fortunately, I have a second opinion."
He points to Harlow.
SG1 are waiting out in the hallway
.
DANIEL
"How can we just let this happen?"
JACK
"What do you want me to do?"
SAM
"As much as I don't trust Maybourne,
I have to admit, Timothy is the best
and he gave me his word he was gonna
help Teal'c."
Teal'c is brought out of the infirmary, and walks past the team
.
JACK
"What's with the chains?"
HAMMOND
"Maybourne."
JACK
"Of course..."
JACK
"God!"
Teal'c is in the back of a truck with Maybourne and Harlow
MAYBOURNE
"How long you figure he has?"
HARLOW
"I don't know. It's tough to say. Depends
on how strong the larval Goa'uld is.
We have drugs that may help."
MAYBOURNE
"That won't be necessary."
HARLOW
"Of course it is. We can, you want him
to change."
Teal'c breaks out of the chains and cuffs. He takes the helmet
off and screams. Noises continue to come from the back of the
truck and we see Teal'cs arm burst through and grab the driver.
Briefing Room
SAM
"All I'm saying is that not withstanding
what happened to Teal'c, there may be
invaluable technology on that planet."
JACK
"Carter, there are bugs on that planet.
Big, huge, ugly, honkin' bugs."
HAMMOND
"Colonel, we just picked up an emergency
communication from the driver.
Teal'c takes of his protective suit and pulls out his symbiote
from it's pouch. He takes a radio and wals off, leaving the symbiote
in the back of the truck. The rest of the team arrive later and
Jack and Daniel check out the rear of the vehicle.
SAM
"The driver's unconscious."
DANIEL
"Jack..."
JACK
"Yeah?"
DANIEL
"It's alive..."
Daniel touches the symbiote
Infirmary
MAYBOURNE
"I want as many personnel and canine
units as this base has at my disposal
5 minutes ago!"
JACK
"All of whom report to me. I'm running
this search."
MAYBOURNE
"This is still my responsibility."
JACK
"Oh, I'm holding you responsible, Maybourne,
don't you fret. But the troops are SGC.
I'm running the show. You got a problem
with that, take it up with Hammond."
MAYBOURNE
"I will."
Jack stops him from leaving
MAYBOURNE
Striking an officer is a quick way to
a court-martial."
JACK
"I'm not gonna hit you, Maybourne. I'm
gonna shoot you."
Maybourne leaves
JACK
All right, what the hell happened here?"
HARLOW
"Well, he just went crazy. He's so strong.
I've never seen anything like that."
DANIEL
"What about the larval Goa'uld?"
HARLOW
"I don't know. He must have taken that
out himself."
DANIEL
"Why?"
JACK
"He told me he'd rather die than change
into something else."
DANIEL
"Well, there has to be quicker, less
painful ways to kill yourself, even
for a Jaffa."
HARLOW
"I don't think that's the way it's going
to happen. I mean, I doubt that he will
die."
DANIEL
He depends on that Goa'uld to live."
HARLOW
"The alien insect's venom is affecting
his physical makeup. With every passing
moment he is ceasing to be a Jaffa.
The larva may be the only thing that's
holding that transformation back."
JACK
"So by taking the worm out he might
be expediting this...change?"
DANIEL
"Why would he do that?"
HARLOW
"Well, the metamorphosis could be altering
his mind."
Janet has put the symbiote into a container filled with water
JANET
"It's stable.
SAM
"I don't think it will be for long."
JANET
"I just wish I knew more about Goa'uld
physiology."
SAM
"The frustrating thing is, I might.
Jolinar might have left me with some
information but I..
JANET
"OK, look, we've got samples of the
fluid from inside Teal'c's pouch. So,
for now, we'll just have to do our best
to synthesize the environment."
The search for Teal'c continues in the woods
Briefing Room
JACK
And there's no sign of him inside the
perimeter.
HAMMOND
"We don't have jurisdiction if he's
already gotten outside of that."
DANIEL
"We've got him."
Control Room
DANIEL
"There were picking up a radio in the
field and patched it in here."
Jack picks up a phone
JACK
"Teal'c?"
TEAL'C
"O'Neill, it is I. Do not allow Colonel
Maybourne to follow me."
JACK
"He's not going to. Where are you?"
TEAL'C
"I will not say."
JACK
"C'mon, Teal'c, where are you? We can
help you."
TEAL'C
"It is too late."
JACK
"All right, listen. You're changing.
You don't want this to happen. You told
me you'd rather die. Teal'c?" "Teal'c!"
We see the radio Teal'c had been using laying on the ground.
He has left it. Jack hangs up the handset.
Infirmary
HARLOW
"It is possible we can still save your
friend, if we can get him back."
SAM
"How?"
HARLOW
"Well, I have access to several variations
of experimental RNA inhibitors which
are being researched at the moment,
and combined with the natural healing
abilities of the symbiote.
JANET
"Wait a minute, you knew this and you
didn't offer right away when it could
have helped?"
SAM
"Maybourne was hoping Teal'c would change
and you were gonna let him."
HARLOW
"No I wasn't. Whatever you may think.
Samantha, I am offering you my help."
SAM
"OK, what do you need?"
HARLOW
"Well, we have to find out which of
the drugs will work."
SAM
"How?"
HARLOW
"We need the alien insect's venom."
Briefing Room
HAMMOND
"How do you know you can trust Harlow
this time?"
SAM
"I know and you think Maybourne put
him up to this just to get a specimen
of the insect."
HAMMOND
"I wouldn't put it past him."
SAM
"Right at the moment, sir, we don't
have a lot of options."
Jack and Daniel enter the room
JACK
"We got nothin', sir."
DANIEL
"Must have covered 20 miles in an hour."
HAMMOND
"Maybourne is flying in his own personnel."
JACK
"Any action on the red phone?"
HAMMOND
"Still indisposed."
SAM
"In the meantime, we have kind of a
good news-bad news scenario here. If
we do find Teal'c soon, we may have
a way of saving him."
JACK
"OK,that's good news.
SAM
But someone had to go back to BP6-3Q1
and catch one of those alien insects,
preferably alive.
DANIEL
"And that would be the bad news."
JACK
"I'll go, sir."
SAM
"You'll need someone to watch your back."
DANIEL
"And I'll go too."
HAMMOND
"I'll make sure it's not for nothing.
We'll find Teal'c."
JACK
"Pack your bug spray, kids."
Teal'c is walking down a road. There are some men hanging about
YOUTH
"Man, check this dude out." Hey man,
where you goin'?"Hey, cool tattoo, man.
Where'd you get that?"
TEAL'C
"Chulak."
YOUTH
"Chulak? Where's that? East side?"
TEAL'C
"Remove yourself from my path."
YOUTH
"Listen to this guy. I'll remove myself
when you tell me how they tattoos like
that in Chulak."
TEAL'C
"The skin is cut with an Orak knife
and pure molten gold is poured into
the wound."
YOUTH
"Ow, man, don't that hurt when they
do that?"
Teal'c grabs him by the throat
TEAL'C
"Tremendously."
He drops him and see's a young girl carrying a water gun. He
walks away.
ALLY
"That guy is cool."
YOUTH
"Ally, get outta here. No one wants
you around."
She follows Teal'c
Hammond is on the phone
HAMMOND
"Yes. Thank you."
Janet enters the room
JANET
"Any word on the search?"
HAMMOND
"No, how's the Goa'uld doing?"
JANET
"Not well.
HAMMOND
"Damned if I ever thought I'd be praying
for one of those things to live."
JANET
"How long have they been gone?"
HAMMOND
"I'm about read to send SG3 after them."
Teal'c goes into an abandoned warehouse. He has sores all over
his body
Control Room
FEMALE OFFICER
"Incoming wormhole. It's SG1."
The team rush through the gate
JACK
"Lock it up!"
A bug flies through
JACK
"Close those doors! Where is it? Where
is it!?"
DANIEL
"There!"
The bug flies around. Jack shoots at it, until finally it comes
to rest behind the gate
JACK
"Just winged it."
Sam sprays it with something
JACK
"All right! Hold it, you got it!
Harlow is examining the bug
HARLOW
"Not your garden variety mosquito."
HAMMOND
"There's no word on Teal'c yet, but
Maybourne's put out an all points bulletin
to the state and local police."
JACK
"We've gotta find him first, sir."
HAMMOND
"Right at the moment, Maybourne has
the manpower advantage and the jurisdiction."
SAM
"You really should see this, sir."
She plays some videotape
DANIEL
"We thought we heard noises coming from
one of the buildings."
SAM
"It seems the final stage of the metamorphosis
requires a dark place."
HAMMOND
"That's a man."
DANIEL
"It looks like the inhabitants of the
planet were human possibly from Earth,
originally."
JACK
"Daniel was right."
DANIEL
"But their entire civilization was obviously
wiped out by this bug, and all those
inhabitants were changed."
SAM
"It's amazing, really. I mean, they
had all the technology we do,maybe more,and
they couldn't prevent their demise at
the hands of a simple insect."
JACK
"Oh, yeah, real simple."Take a look
at this, sir."
The man is in some form of cocoon. Suddenly hundreds of small
bugs burst out.
HAMMOND
"All those things came from one body?"
HARLOW
"Of course, equal matter conversion."
SAM
"It's how they reproduce. The insect's
venom actually converts the body's mass
into it's own DNA material. But a human,
or...in this case, a Jaffa's total matter
is far greater than one of the insect's
natural mass."
JACK
"Thank you."
HAMMOND
"So Teal'c isn't going to turn into
just one of those things."
SAM
"No, sir. He's going to turn into a
whole lot of those things."
Ally runs into the room where Teal'c is hiding
ALLY
"Nobody move." Sorry. I didn't know
the room was occupied."
TEAL'C
"What type of weapon do you possess?"
ALLY
"This? Chill, dude. It's just a water
gun. I was playing, see?"
She squirts water at him, which causes him pain
ALLY
"Uh, sorry, man. Please don't freak
on me."
TEAL'C
"Leave me."
ALLY
"You're not from around here, are you?Whoa,
man, if you ask me...you look like you
could use a couple more days in rehab."
TEAL'C
"No one must know that I am here."
ALLY
"OK. Are you sure, though? I mean you
look worse than my Dad did after he
got shot and he died."
TEAL'C
"You must leave."
ALLY
"OK."
She stands
TEAL'C
"Wait."
ALLY
"What?"
TEAL'C
"I must have nourishment."
ALLY
"Oh, man! You want my chocolate bar?"
TEAL'C
"I must eat."
ALLY
"OK. How about we share it." Peanuts
and caramel. Pretty good, huh?"
TEAL'C
"Can you get more?"
ALLY
"Maybe. What's in it for me?"
TEAL'C
"Peanuts and caramel."
ALLY
"No, dumb ass, like I mean, what do
I get?"
TEAL'C
"I have nothing to offer you."
ALLY
"How 'bout, let's say you owe me one.
Like in the Godfather.How's that?"OK,
back in a flash."
TEAL'C
"No one must know."
ALLY
"Don't sweat it."
TEAL'C
"I cannot prevent it."
ALLY
"I mean't OK."
Harlow is still examining the bug
HARLOW
"Will you retract that flap for me,
please?"
DANIEL
"Me?"
HARLOW
"It's perfectly sedated.It's very tough
armor our little friend has. Quite a
creation. All right, now.
Sam enters
HARLOW
"There.There's the juice."
SAM
I worked out a probability model.Absolute
worse case scenario if the mutation
in Teal'c runs the full course.
DANIEL
"How bad?"
SAM
"Well, the insect can multiply exponentially,
so every person who's stung could turn
into about 10 bugs. Now, we don't have
an exact time on the incubation, but.
HARLOW
But we're easily guessing on the safe
side.
SAM
"We could have swarms on the order of
millions in 6 to 8 weeks."
Ally sits with Teal'c
ALLY
"Hey,You a kimble?"
TEAL'C
"What is a kimble?"
ALLY
"What planet are you from? You know,
Dr. Richard Kimble, the fugitive. I'm
asking if you're wanted by the law.
Looks like the cops are asking about
you on the street."
TEAL'C
"They must not find me."
ALLY
"What'd you do?"
TEAL'C
"I have done nothing."
ALLY
"Innocent until proven guilty."
TEAL'C
"You must leave."
ALLY
"Why?"
TEAL'C
"I am dangerous."
ALLY
"No way. You won't hurt me."
TEAL'C
"How can you know this?"
ALLY
"I got the sense. My old man gave it
to me. He was a cop. He could tell who
the bad guys were just by smelling them
TEAL'C
"What is your purpose here?"
ALLY
"Got nothing better to do."
TEAL'C
"Do you not attend an educational institution?"
ALLY
"What planet are you from? Duh! Nobody
goes to school in the summer, unless
you're stupid."
TEAL'C
"What of the one who gave you birth?"
ALLY
"My mom? She works all day so I can
get dinner and a place to sleep. Listen,
you're a sitting duck down here."
TEAL'C
"And ducks are bad?"
ALLY
The sitting kind are. Here, if you can
get up, I can show you a place to hide."
Hammond is on the phone in his office
HAMMOND
"Yes, sir. I understand. We will."The
president has overruled Maybourne's
orders."
JACK
"So, if the local authorities find Teal'c,
we get him back."
HAMMOND
"Yes, but Maybourne still has jurisdiction
to continue his search."
JACK
"OK,so the race is on."
Ally helps Teal'c up some stairs
ALLY
"Shouldn't you really see a doctor?"
TEAL'C
"I must rest."
ALLY
"No its just up,it's just a bit more
up there. Almost.
A van pulls up outside the building. Men jum out wearing hazmat
suits
MAN
"Move it out, let's go!"
Maybourne arrives
MAN
"Move out, men!"
Maybourne and the men go into the building
VOICE 3
"We're through!"
VOICE 4
"Fan out!"
Teal'c and Ally begin to climb up a ladder
ALLY
"It's up here. It's not a long way."
Harlow and Sam are still working on the problem
HARLOW
"I think we've got it. It's this drug
that's actually slowing the transformation
in the sample. Now that wouldn't cure
a normal human, but Teal'c may at least
stand a chance with the help of his
symbiote's natural healing abilities."
JANET
"We may not have that for much longer."
HARLOW
"What?"
JANET
"It's dying."
HARLOW
"What can we do?"
Ally is found by Maybourne
MAN
"This is all we found."
MAYBOURNE
"Hello, young lady."I'm Colonel Maybourne.
I work for the United States of America,
your government, the good guys.
ALLY
"Yeah, right.
MAYBOURNE
We're here on a little investigation.
Actually, we're looking for someone.
He was last seen around this building.
We think he could still be here. Maybe
you could help us.Now, he's tall.
ALLY
"I ain't seen nobody, and even if I
did, I wouldn't tell you."
MAYBOURNE
"Why is that?"
ALLY
"Because, I don't like the way you smell."
SGC
JANET
"Colonel, from the looks of it, we only
have minutes."
JACK
"Captain...is there anything your Tok'ra
memories could.
SAM
"I know, sir, I know. I can't just access
them at will. Believe me, I've been
trying.
JACK
"Oh, it's too bad you can't zap it with
those paddles like they do on E. R.
That guys that's...What?"
SAM
"It couldn't be that simple."
JANET
"Defibbing would kill it."
SAM
But we've done our best to synthesize
almost every environmental condition
the Goa'uld larva has inside Teal'c's
pouch.
JACK
"What?"
SAM
Nutrition, temperature..."
JANET
"Except electrical current.
SAM
And there is a very small constant electrical
charge flowing through all of our bodies.
The Goa'uld may need that."
JANET
"OK, so then all we need is a small
enough power source."
SAM
"Yeah."
JACK
"What?"
Ally goes back to Teal'c
ALLY
"They're gone." "Oh, my God."
Teal'c is now entirely encased in a cocoon
ALLY
"What happened to you?""Man, this is
like...serious alien stuff going on
here. If you don't tell me what to do,
I am going to get the cops.": "My Dad
used to know a couple of guys we can
trust."
TEAL'C
"No."
ALLY
"But look at you. You don't really want
this to happen, do you?"
Janet is trying to help the symbiote
JANET
"It's getting better."
SAM
"It was so simple."
JACK
"Well I guess my work here is done."
The phone rings
JANET
"Fraiser. Yeah. Colonel."
Jack goes to the phone
ALLY
"Hello...is this Colonel Jack O'Neill?
It's about time. I only had to talk
to about 15 people to get to you. Do
you know a bug dude named Teal'c? Yeah,
man, I would hurry if I was you."
Jack goes into the building and finds Teal'c in the cocoon
JACK
"Oh, my God."Teal'c."
Daniel arrives
DANIEL
"I'll go get help."
JACK
"Teal'c."
TEAL'C
"O'Neill."
JACK
"Yeah. It's me."
TEAL'C
"Kill me."
JACK
"Uh,no."
TEAL'C
"The change cannot be stopped."
JACK
"I won't lie to you, you don't look
so great, but you're gonna make it.
You're gonna be OK."
Teal'c is brought out on a stretcher
ALLY
"Why can't I go with you?"
DANIEL
"Sorry, you just can't. These guys here
are gonna take care of you and make
sure you're OK."
ALLY
"Is Teal'c gonna be OK?"
DANIEL
"I hope so."
ALLY
"Me, too."
ALLY
"Hey, tell him he still owes me one."
Infirmary
JANET
"His pouch had started to close, but
we were able to reopen it. The Goa'uld
is back where it belongs and it seems
to be doing OK."
DANIEL
"And Teal'c?"
HARLOW
"With the help of the drug, it appears
the symbiote has stopped the metamorphosis."
JANET
"We're hoping the Goa'uld has the ability
to reverse the damage already done."
DANIEL
"It can't be easy knowing the thing
you despise most about yourself is what
saved your life.
JACK
"Hey, even I'm happy he's got the snake.
HAMMOND
"This sounds like good news."
SAM
"Hope so."
HAMMOND
"Maybourne has ordered the insect specimen
and all related research transferred
to the Area 51 facility."
JACK
"I should've shot him."
HARLOW
"I regret that's impossible, sir."
HAMMOND
"Why is that?"
HARLOW
"Well, as soon as Teal'c is fully recovered,
the insect is going to be involved in
an unfortunate lab accident. I'm afraid
I'll have to take full responsibility."
Later, Teal'c and Daniel go to see Ally
ALLY
"Teal'c! Hi!"
TEAL'C
"Greetings, Ally."
ALLY
"You're OK."
TEAL'C
"Thanks to you I am feeling much better."
ALLY
Man, it was no sweat. You look way better.
I guess you can't really tell me what
happened. All that top-secret, James
Bond stuff, right?"
TEAL'C
"That is correct. To show my gratitude,
I have brought you a new weapon. One
with increased range and firepower."
Teal'c has brought her a bigger water gun
ALLY
"Wicked! This is so cool! Have any time
to play?"
DANIEL
"Uh, actually we
Ally spray's Teal'c
DANIEL
"Guess we shouldn't have loaded it,
huh?
Teal'c puts on some sunglasses
TEAL'C
"How else could she defend herself?"
Teal'c sprays Daniel
DANIEL
"How else?"
Teal'c leaves and Daniel flaps his T-shirt to get rid of the
excess water
THE END
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