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                                      STARGATE SG1

                                      Episode 608

                                    "THE OTHER GUYS"

                                           By

                                     Damian Kindler




               ALIEN PLANET

               We see a pyramid with a Stargate in front of it. In the foreground 
               is a lake and then several deathgliders whiz over head. Also 
               we hear music from the first season (and the movie) in the background. 
               Next we see a First Prime walking down a corridor lined with 
               other Jaffa. The First Prime kneels down, holding his staff weapon.
 
               
               
                                     FIRST PRIME
                         "Lord Khonsu..."

               
                                     KHONSU
                         "I have a task for you Her'ak." (Khonsu 
                         is sitting on a "throne". Behind him 
                         is a red wall on which several swords 
                         are arranged and near the top of the 
                         wall, a Batleth  is also hanging on 
                         the wall.)
 
               
                                     HER'AK
                         "How may I serve you, my Lord?"

               
                                     KHONSU
                         "This mission is of great importance 
                         so there's not much time. If you succeed, 
                         Anubis himself will be most pleased." 
                         (Her'ak smiles and Khonsu rises from 
                         his throne.) "I have learned the location 
                         of certain enemies. They are currently 
                         vulnerable. You will take my Ha'tak, 
                         capture them and bring them to me...alive."
 
                         
               
                                     HER'AK
                         "My Lord, may I ask who is so valuable?"
 
                         
               
                                     KHONSU
                         "Three humans and a Jaffa known to the 
                         Tau'ri as SG-1."
 
               
               
               ALIEN PLANET

               We see lots of sand and several ruins. There are two men dressed 
               in sand camo walking among the ruins and working with a partially 
               uncovered ring transporter.
 
               
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "I calculate platform mass at 12.9 metric 
                         tons, consistent with the one on P4X-233."
 
                         
               
                                     MEYERS
                         "...and every other ring transporter 
                         we've measured. It suggests some sort 
                         of standardization, don't ya think?"
 
                         
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "You think the Goa'uld have a big plant 
                         somewhere that just stamps these things 
                         out?"
 
               
                                     MEYERS
                         "Jay, how's it coming with the energy 
                         levels left in that power cell?" (He's 
                         talking to someone off camera.) "Jay?" 
                         (There is no response. He is joined 
                         by Coombs as the two approach Jay Felger 
                         from behind.) "The power cell?"
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Hmm?"

               
                                     MEYERS
                         "The power cell."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Yeah, yeah I'm working on it."

               
                                     MEYERS
                         "No you're not."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Look at them." (Walking away from Coombs 
                         and Meyers, as the camera pans to show 
                         him walking closer, but still a long 
                         way away from Teal'c and Jack.) "They 
                         are so cool."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Jay...enough already? It's embarrassing."
 
                         
               
                                     MEYERS
                         "Not to mention unprofessional."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Guys, we're in the presence of greatness 
                         here. The best of the best...and here 
                         we are working along side them...savor 
                         the moment, fellas. Savor the moment."
 
                         
               
                                     MEYERS
                         "Come on, Felger. We're studying an 
                         old piece of Goa'uld technology. They're 
                         babysitting us." (He turns around to 
                         return to the ring transporter.)
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "What do you think they're talking about, 
                         right now?" (Coombs shakes his head 
                         and turns to join Meyers.)
 
               
               The camera is now on Jack and Teal'c.

               
                                     JACK
                         "So, T, who you takin' in the Cup?" 
                         (Teal'c looks at Jack.) "Lord Stanley's 
                         Cup?" (Teal'c's raises his left eyebrow.) 
                         "Hockey? Remember with the ice and skating?" 
                         (Teal'c raises both eyebrows, slightly.) 
                         "We went to a game last year?"
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "Indeed. I believe the Canucks of Vancouver 
                         are superior warriors."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Canucks, eh?" (Jack pauses for a moment.) 
                         "So, lunch?" (He heads to where the 
                         three scientists are and Teal'c follows.)
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Here they come..." (He quickly heads 
                         to where Coombs is holding a laptop 
                         computer and looks over his shoulder.) 
                         "Yes, yes, that does look like a very 
                         important breakthrough. Good work Coombs." 
                         (Pats Coombs on the back.) "Carry on."
 
                         
               
                                     JACK
                         "Progress, professor?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Definitely, yes. Big stuff goin' on 
                         here...big. I can give you a full report, 
                         if you want."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Save it for Carter. We just came for 
                         the fine cuisine." (Jack looks at he 
                         stack of MREs and shakes his head slightly.)
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Of course, yeah. I mean her...her DHD 
                         reports are unbelievable, aren't they? 
                         I mean, she is single-handedly revolutionizing 
                         our knowledge of Stargate technology." 
                         (He looks at both Teal'c and Jack, who 
                         seem to be ignoring him as they look 
                         over the MREs.) "Any word on how that's 
                         going?"
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "No." (Jack hands a pouch to Teal'c.) 
                         "Turkey?"
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "No, No. Turkey there..." (Teal'c smiles 
                         as he accepts the pouch.) "I guess I'll 
                         just get back to work, then?"
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "Are you nearing the completion of your 
                         research?"
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Ow...Jeez...who put that scanner there?"
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Uh, well, it may be a few more days, 
                         yet."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "What's your time frame there?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Um, a day or so...you know, but then 
                         you guys can get right back to saving 
                         the world again..." (He double-punches 
                         Jack's shoulder.) "Heh, heh, heh, for 
                         the seventh time."
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "Eighth."

               
                                     JACK
                         "What, you're counting?"

               
                                     SAM
                         "Colonel O'Neill..."

               
                                     JACK
                         "Yeah, Carter...Go."

               
                                     SAM
                         "We just received an urgent message 
                         from General Hammond."
 
               
               Jack (looks at Felger who is very close and listening over his 
               shoulder) "Roger that...we're on our way."
 
               
               We hear a crashing sound off camera.

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Oh, good one. That's only worth about 
                         two-hundred thousand dollars."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Felger..."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Yes?"

               
                                     JACK
                         "We gotta check something out."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Can I help?"

               
                                     JACK
                         "No. As a matter of fact, stay here. 
                         If we're not back in an hour, get to 
                         the gate...dial home. Got it?"
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Well, what could go wrong?"

               
                                     JACK
                         "Got it?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Yes, Colonel."

               
               Jack walks off camera and Felger stares after them.

               
                                     TIME JUMP
                         Felger comes running down the slope 
                         that Jack and Teal'c had walked away 
                         on earlier. He approaches Coombs and 
                         Meyers who are kneeling over equipment.
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Aren't you guys the slightest bit worried 
                         about them?"
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "They'll be back, Felger. Can't you 
                         see? They're just having fun with you."
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "What are you talking about? There's 
                         something going on out there."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Oh, please...huh? They're just tired 
                         of your butt-snorkeling." (mockingly) 
                         "So tell me how you finally defeated 
                         Apophis, Colonel O'Neill...Oh, Major 
                         Carter, I based my doctoral thesis on 
                         your amazing wormhole stability theories..."
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Bite me, Coombs! At least my heroes 
                         exist. If this was a 'Trek convention, 
                         you'd be all dressed up like a Klingon..."
 
                         
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Vulan, Felger, Vulcan! And I don't 
                         know how you can call yourself a scientist 
                         and not worship at the alter of Roddenberry..."
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Oooh, how we gonna get outta this one, 
                         Captain? Well, I don't know...something 
                         to do with the tachyon emitter?"
 
               
                                     MEYERS
                         "Guys...knock it off." (The two stop 
                         and look at each other.) "Now what say 
                         we hook up the Naquadah generator and 
                         see if we can't get this baby started?"
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Fine."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Good."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Nerd."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Geek."

               
               They kneel down beside Meyers and suddenly an Alkesh zips overhead 
               toward the direction that SG-1 has gone. Coombs, buries his head 
               in his arms and Felger ducks, but quickly looks up to follow 
               the Alkesh. They all three stand.
 
               
                                     MEYERS
                         "Was that what I think it was?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "An Alkesh...mid-range Goa'uld attack 
                         vessel..."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "But this planet was supposedly abandoned 
                         centuries ago. There isn't even anything 
                         here except..."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "SG-1." Felger runs to grab a radio 
                         off a box.) "Colonel O'Neill...Felger. 
                         We just saw an Alkesh."
 
               
               Cut to where SG-1 is.

               
                                     JACK
                         "I know! Stay put! Remember what I told 
                         you! Wait till it's clear, get to the 
                         gate, report to Hammond!"
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Colonel O'Neill? Major Carter?"

               
               
               A firefight between SG-1 and the attacking Jaffa ensues. The 
               Alkesh fires multiple rounds behind SG-1, creating a wall of 
               fire behind them. The sounds of the firefight can be heard where 
               the scientists are.
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Oh, they're in trouble." (He takes 
                         off running in the direction of the 
                         sounds.)
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Hey! Where you goin', Felger? He told 
                         us to stay put."
 
               
               Felger ignores them. Meyers grabs Coombs and drags him along 
               to follow Felger.
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Colonel O'Neill...Major Carter..."
 
                         
               
               Felger gets no response, but then flops down on his stomach as 
               he reaches a bluff overlooking the fight.
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Oh, no...Oh..."

               
                                     MEYERS
                         "This is ridiculous, Felger. You're 
                         gonna get us all..."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Shut up."

               
               Meyers then pulls Coombs down to his stomach too.

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Look."

               
               All three look on with concerned expressions on their faces.
 
               
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Oh, my God..."

               
               We see SG-1 being led by the Jaffa toward the Alkesh.

               
               
               

               
               
               ALIEN PLANET

               The three scientist are running back to the ruins and the ring 
               transporter.
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Wait, wait, wait, wait...you mean do 
                         something? What do you mean? Do something? 
                         You're totally out of your mind, Felger. 
                         Mission protocol clearly states that 
                         if something goes wrong, we are to return 
                         to Stargate Command immediately. And 
                         you know what? Something went wrong."
 
                         
               
                                     MEYERS
                         "Colonel O'Neill said it himself...we 
                         have to go back to Earth..."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "I know what he said, but I'm the senior 
                         advisor on this mission and I'm making 
                         a command decision..."
 
               
                                     MEYERS
                         "You're a lecturer in residence at M. 
                         I. T. ..."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Laugh all you want, but I studied every 
                         mission SG-1's ever been on, and the 
                         one thing they all have in common? They 
                         never leave a man behind....ever."
 
                         
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Technically, they're not behind...we 
                         are."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Meyers, you go back through the gate...tell 
                         General Hammond what's happened."
 
                         
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "What about us?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "We're goin' after SG-1."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "No. Really."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "You know that ship must have taken 
                         them back to the mother ship out in 
                         orbit. We can use this platform to ring 
                         up to it, but we have to act now before 
                         they're out of range."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "No. Really."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Oh...what? You want their deaths on 
                         your head?"
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "You're just adding our deaths to theirs."
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Would you go?!" (Meyers gives him a 
                         look and then turns and begins running 
                         toward the 'gate. Felger brings a box 
                         back and kneels down beside the transporter 
                         again - to Coombs): "Help me calibrate 
                         this?"
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Jay...we haven't run any test...we 
                         have no idea how stable the link will 
                         be, assuming we can get one." (Felger 
                         removes a crystal from under a panel 
                         on the ring. He places a probe from 
                         the generator in place of the crystal 
                         - soon crystals around the generator 
                         probe begin to glow.)
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "We're not outta range."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Jay...are you sure about his?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Think about it, Simon...what would 
                         Colonel O'Neill do if he was here now?"
 
                         
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "You want me to shoot you?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Let's go."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "All right."

               
               The rings are activated and seconds later both are on the mother 
               ship. Coombs immediately ducks as Felger closes his eyes and 
               begins firing the pistol while turning around in a circle. He 
               emptys his clip.
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Nicely done. We were alone, but that'll 
                         probably change now."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Please...shh...Just...Okay....area 
                         secure. Let's...let's move out."
 
               
               They both walk through a door into a corridor.

               
               
               SGC

               Alarm klaxons are sounding and we see General Hammond walk up 
               behind Sgt. Davis (who is wearing his glasses on his forehead).
 
               
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         "What've we got, Sergeant?"

               
                                     DAVIS
                         "It's SG-1's code, sir."

               
                                     HAMMOND
                         "Open the iris."

               
               Hammond walks down to the 'gate room as Meyers comes through, 
               out of breath.
 
               
                                     MEYERS
                         "SG-1... they...took SG-1..."

               
                                     HAMMOND
                         "Slow down, son. Take it easy. Where's 
                         the rest of your team?"
 
               
                                     MEYERS
                         "Ship...lot's of Jaffa...SG-1 captured...flew 
                         away, sir..."
 
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         "Where are professors Felger and Coombs?"
 
                         
               
                                     MEYERS
                         "They used the rings at the ruins to 
                         go up to the ship...to rescue SG-1."
 
                         
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         "They did what!"

               
               
               THE HA'TAK

               Felger and Coombs are crawling through some time of passageway 
               (somewhat like a Jefferies tube in Star Trek).
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Damn it, Felger. This cannot be the 
                         way."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "I swear...it's up here and to the left."
 
                         
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "That's what you said three lefts ago."
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Head..." (Coombs bumps his head.) "He, 
                         he."
 
               
               
               HA'TAL HOLDING CELL.

               Sam and Jonas are sitting on one bench, Teal'c and Jack are sitting 
               on a bench on the opposite side of the room.
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "How come you're not smiling?"

               
                                     JONAS
                         "Should I be?"

               
                                     SAM
                         "Well, it is your first time being capture 
                         by a Goa'uld."
 
               
                                     JONAS
                         "Huh...Funny." (He tilts his head back 
                         to lean on the wall and directs one 
                         at Jack). "So what now?"
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "We wait."

               
                                     JONAS
                         "Shouldn't we be trying to escape?"
 
                         
               
                                     JACK
                         "Oddly, no." (He smiles) "It won't be 
                         long."
 
               
                                     JONAS
                         "Before what?"

               
                                     JACK
                         "Oh, some overdressed, over-the-top 
                         bad guy floats in gloating about whatever 
                         evil fate awaits us." (Jack smiles slightly, 
                         Jonas nods his head, Jack hears something.) 
                         "Wait for it..." (The outer door to 
                         the cell opens and then the cell door 
                         opens as Her'ak and several Jaffa walk 
                         in.) "See?" (Jack stands.)
 
               
                                     HER'AK
                         "Colonel O'Neill...Major Carter...the 
                         so-called greatest of all Tau'ri warriors...and 
                         the Sholva, Teal'c. " (Jack turns and 
                         proudly places a hand on Teal'c's shoulder. 
                         He, too, is now standing. Her'ak turns 
                         toward Jonas.) "You I'm not familiar 
                         with..."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "He's new."

               
                                     SAM
                         "Who are you?"

               
                                     HER'AK
                         "I am Her'ak, First Prime to Lord Khonsu 
                         of Amon Shek."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Very impressive. Got a resumé?"

               
                                     HER'AK
                         "I captured you."

               
                                     JACK
                         "Yes...right...you did. Well done. You 
                         got the job."
 
               
                                     HER'AK
                         "I had been looking forward to a great 
                         challenge than the one you provided. 
                         However, the result has yielded the 
                         same consequence. You belong to my master 
                         now." (Her'ak turns and they all leave.)
 
                         
               
                                     JACK
                         "Carter...be honest...the resum é gag?" 
                         (Sam looks at Jack, Jonas looks at Jack.)
 
                         
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "It needs work, O'Neill."

               
               ELSEWHERE ON THE HA'TAK

               The two professors are opening a panel in the wall of the ship 
               (coming out of the Jefferies tube), though not quietly.
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Shhhh..."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "I didn't do anything." (They finally 
                         get out of the passage, stand up and 
                         start walking down the hall.) "You have 
                         no idea where you're going."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Of course I do..."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Oh yeah, then, what were we doing in 
                         the vent?"
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Staying out of sight. Would you stop 
                         worrying? I've studied blueprints of 
                         these ships. Holding cells are this 
                         way..."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Oh, please...you've studied Goa'uld 
                         mother ship blueprints?"
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Information's an SG team's greatest 
                         ally."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "You know what an SG teams greatest 
                         ally is? An SG team."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Will you relax!? Okay...it's this way." 
                         (They both walk toward the camera and 
                         disappear off camera. Seconds later, 
                         they appear back on camera and head 
                         in the opposite direction.) "No...this 
                         way."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "I'm gonna kill you." (Felger is serpentine 
                         walking down the corridor as Coombs 
                         follows.) "Would you quite doing that?"
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "This?"

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Don't point the gun!" (They disappear 
                         around the corner.)
 
               
               
               SG-1'S CELL.

               SG-1 suddenly hear a strange whistling.

               
                                     JONAS
                         "Is that a...bird?"

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "I do not believe so."

               
               
                                     FELGER
                         "These panels are held in place magnetically. 
                         We have to cut the power."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Who is that?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Colonel O'Neill?"

               
               A few bangs are heard.

               
                                     JACK
                         "Felger?"

               
               Felger removes the panel and sets it aside, still obscuring part 
               of the view of the passageway he is in. Coombs is not visible 
               (obscured by the panel).
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Oh, Colonel O'Neill, are you all right, 
                         sir?"
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "What...are you doing here?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Stand easy...we're here to rescue you!"
 
                         
               
                                     SAM
                         "Did he say we?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "That's right...I have Coombs with me."
 
                         
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Hi."

               
                                     JACK
                         "Why look everybody...he's got Coombs 
                         with him."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "You can thank us later...righ now we 
                         have to get you out."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Felger...just what part of "'gate home" 
                         did you not understand?"
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Well, we just couldn't let our fellow 
                         SG team members be taken..."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Felger!"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "What about never leave a man behind?"
 
                         
               
                                     JACK
                         "What about...we allowed ourselves to 
                         be captured...on purpose?"
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "oh."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "You what?"

               
                                     JACK
                         "We're on a mission, you nit!"

               
               
               

               
               
               SG-1'S CELL

               Jack and Teal'c are standing near the cell door. Felger and Coombs 
               are standing on the bench that Sam and Jonas had been sitting 
               on and Sam is standing next to the bench looking up at them. 
               Jonas is standing near where Jack and Teal'c had been sitting, 
               directly opposite Felger and Coombs.
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Please don't be angry...we just thought, 
                         uh,.."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "It was Felger all the way. His idea 
                         completely."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Okay...well, I...I don't understand...I 
                         mean, what do you mean, "you're on a 
                         mission"?"
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "The Goa'uld we're being taken to see 
                         is actually an undercover Tok'ra."
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Oh, Yeah...Oh..."

               
               Felger and Coombs step down to stand on either side and slightly 
               in front of Sam.
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "I see. Uh, well...why the ruse?"

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "Very few of Khonsu's Jaffa know his 
                         true identity. Her'ak and his men had 
                         to believe they had truly captured us."
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "See, I knew it was too easy. I mean 
                         you guys have taken out more Jaffa than 
                         that before, right?"
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Carter..."

               
                                     SAM
                         "Professor, we know you meant well, 
                         but you've actually put us in a really 
                         awkward position."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Well, why not tell us?"

               
                                     JACK
                         "Because you didn't need to know."
 
                         
               
                                     SAM
                         "We've been on standby for weeks, waiting 
                         to hear from the Tok'ra. Now we didn't 
                         know where or when this ambush would 
                         occur. Obviously, you weren't supposed 
                         to be there when it went down, but when 
                         we finally did get the word, it was 
                         too late to send you home first..."
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Why didn't this Khonsu just, y'know, 
                         send the intel to you? I mean, why the 
                         big song and dance?"
 
               
                                     JONAS
                         "He's collected vital information on 
                         how and where Anubis is getting his 
                         new technology."
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "As we have said, Khonsu's true loyalties 
                         are carefully hidden. He could trust 
                         no one to carry such information in 
                         his place."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "He needs to remain undercover to continue 
                         his work."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "So did we."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Way to go, Felger."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Wait a minute, we got up here undetected. 
                         We haven't ruined anything yet. Nobody 
                         knows we're here."
 
               
               Just then, Teal'c turns his head toward the door because he hears 
               something.
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "Someone approaches."

               
               Teal'c walks toward Sam and the two professors. Two Jaffa come 
               through the door and the first place they look is at Jack, who 
               has moved to stand on the bench near the panel where the two 
               professors had been previously. Next they see Sam standing to 
               Teal'c's right and Jonas on his left as Teal'c stands, feet apart, 
               arms crossed between the two.
 
               
                                     DOL'OK
                         "I am Dol'ok, free Jaffa, loyal to Khonsu, 
                         the Tok'ra. Thank you for your patience."
 
                         
               
                                     JACK
                         "What patience? Can we get our weapons 
                         back? Not that we don't trust you..."
 
                         
               
                                     DOL'OK
                         "Soon...as you are aware, this incarceration 
                         is for your own protection. There are 
                         very few of us among the ranks, but 
                         we have come to assure you that you 
                         are, indeed, not alone."
 
               
               Just then, Dol'ok notices that there are two pair of feet behind 
               Teal'c. The two professors peek their heads out from behind the 
               trio.
 
               
                                     DOL'OK
                         "Who are they?"

               
               Sam turns to look over her shoulder and the two professors quickly 
               duck again.
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Look, there's, uh, been a little bit 
                         of a mix-up here. Any chance you could 
                         put these guys someplace safe, relatively 
                         secure, till this is over?"
 
               
                                     DOL'OK
                         "I will do what I can?"

               
                                     JACK
                         "Appreciate that." (Jack turns to the 
                         others.) "Hey!" (The professors step 
                         out sheepishly from behind Teal'c, Sam 
                         and Jonas. They follow the Jaffa out 
                         of the cell.) "Oy."
 
               
               
               KHONSU'S PLANET.

               Khonsu is standing in front of a full wall screen. Her'ak is 
               making a report (on the screen).
 
               
                                     HER'AK
                         "As ordered, we have SG-1 alive and 
                         uninjured."
 
               
                                     KHONSU
                         "Excellent. You have done well, Her'ak. 
                         I will be sure to tell Lord Anubis of 
                         your exemplary conduct when I relay 
                         this victory to him."
 
               
                                     HER'AK
                         "My thanks. Shall I interrogate the 
                         prisoners on your behalf, my lord. Surely 
                         there is much that they can reveal."
 
                         
               
                                     KHONSU
                         "No. When you arrive, bring them before 
                         me. I will use my own methods to learn 
                         what they know."
 
               
                                     HER'AK
                         "As you wish, my lord."

               
               
               HA'TAK CARGO BAY

               Felger and Coombs are seated behind a stack of crates. Dol'ok 
               and his partner are placing the crates in front of the duo.
 
               
               
                                     DOL'OK
                         "Please do not venture from this place 
                         until we have returned. Should you be 
                         discovered, your lives would be forfeit."
 
                         
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "You got it."

               
               The Jaffa leave.

               
                                     FELGER
                         "You try to help people, this is the 
                         thanks you get."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "I should have shot you."

               
               
               KHONSU'S PLANET

               SG-1 and several Jaffa (Her'ak included) are beamed down to Khonsu's 
               pyramid. SG-1 are being escorted to a holding area.
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "So...when do we get to meet this old... 
                         "Ginsu" guy?" (Her'ak just looks at 
                         him and motions them to follow him into 
                         a room. Jack looks around.) "Nice..."
 
                         
               
               They are lead into a circular area in the center of the room. 
               As soon as all four of them are inside the circle, a force shield 
               is put up. Her'ak smiles slightly and leaves. Jack immediately 
               puts his hand out to test the shield.
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Ah!" (Grabbing his hand, he turns to 
                         the others.) "Don't touch that." (Just 
                         as Her'ak reaches the door.) "Hey, Her'ak! 
                         What, no gloating? Take some pride in 
                         your work, son."
 
               
                                     HER'AK
                         "You shall all be forced to bow before 
                         my master soon enough." (He continues 
                         on out the door.)
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "You know...this whole "imprisoned for 
                         our own protection" is getting a little 
                         old."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "What choice do we have? If we want 
                         this information, we have to trust Khonsu."
 
                         
               
               
               THE HA'TAK CARGO BAY

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "I knew I should have updated my will 
                         before agreeing to off-world assignments."
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "You are not going to die, Coombs." 
                         <*note: suddenly, the closed-captioning 
                         has spelled Coombs, before it had been 
                         Combs - * Shrug*>
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Oh, come on, Felger. We might as well 
                         be wearing red shirts."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "I don't get that..."

               
               Coombs is about to answer when the door to the cargo bay opens 
               and both men stop talking to listen. They peek between crates 
               to see Dol'ok and his partner enter the bay. Seconds later, the 
               partner is shot from behind. Dol'ok turns and tries to get his 
               zat out, but he is shot by a staff weapon before he can fire. 
               Three Jaffa enter the cargo bay. One walks up to Dol'ok and spits 
               out "Sholva." He then looks around the bay. For a second, you 
               think he notices the two professors, but eventually he turns 
               and they all leave the cargo bay. The door shuts behind them.
 
               
               
               The two professors move a couple of crates, so they can see better.
 
               
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Oh, my God...I think I'm gonna throw 
                         up."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Oh, these poor bastards..."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Jay, I can't do this...I gotta get 
                         outta here." (He steps out from behind 
                         the crates and heads for the door.)
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Simon, Simon, Simon, Simon..."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "No! I'm not a soldier. I teach applied 
                         math at Yale! I have a vespa and two 
                         cats..."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Just get ahold of yourself! Don't you 
                         get it, Simon? Jaffa do not kill each 
                         other for fun."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "They don't!?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Okay...I don't know that for sure...I 
                         don't, but this looks like an execution. 
                         Something hinky's definitely going on 
                         here and it's up to you and I to find 
                         out what it is."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Hinky?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Yeah, it's a word."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "In what dictionary?"

               
               Felger turns away, not wanting to continue the bickering. Suddenly 
               he smiles...
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "I have a plan."

               
               
               KHONSU'S PLANET

               A ring transporter activates and suddenly two unusual looking 
               Jaffa pop up on the planet. They walk past the other Jaffa, continuing 
               on their way in silence until they reach an area where there 
               are no other Jaffa.
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Is it okay for me to have a heart attack 
                         now? God, I don't know why I let you 
                         talk me into this."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Because if we stayed on that ship, 
                         we'd both be dead right now, and you 
                         know it."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Oh, yeah, and we're better off down 
                         here?"
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "When are you going to start trusting 
                         me, Simon? I have four post-graduate 
                         degrees."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "...And not one of them cover Jaffa 
                         military tactics!"
 
               
               Suddenly, a Jaffa holding a staff weapon walks up behind them.
 
               
               
                                     JAFFA
                         "What are you doing here?"

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Uh..."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "He is sick." (Coombs, does indeed look 
                         ill.) "I believe it is something he 
                         ate." (Coombs vomits. Felger takes the 
                         opportunity as the Jaffa is temporarily 
                         confused to pull out a Zat and shoot 
                         the Jaffa. Coombs straightens up and 
                         Felger pats him on the shoulder.) "Nicely 
                         done, nicely done."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Jay...you just shot that guy. I mean 
                         you really shot him."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "No, zatted...that's completely different."
 
                         
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Zatted...shot!"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "He's...Come on, gotta go, gotta go."
 
                         
               
               
               KHONSU'S THRONE ROOM

               Her'ak leads several Jaffa into the room. Khonsu is seated on 
               this "throne".
 
               
                                     KHONSU
                         "Her'ak..."

               
               The camera pans back past Her'ak to reveal that our stalwart 
               professors are among the Jaffa who have lined up in the back.
 
               
               
                                     KHONSU
                         "Where are the prisoners?" (Her'ak refuses 
                         to speak. Khonsu stands.) "Answer me. 
                         Where is SG-1?"
 
               
                                     HER'AK
                         "They are no longer your concern." (Her'ak 
                         uses the staff weapon on Khonsu.)
 
                         
               
               Several staff weapons are activated and pointed at Her'ak as 
               he walks up to stand on Khonsu's platform.
 
               
                                     HER'AK
                         "We are betrayed, brothers. Our God 
                         was not who he claimed to be." (Khonsu 
                         is weakly trying to sit up.) "Khonsu 
                         is Tok'ra. He would weaken us like a 
                         cancer from within, destroying our one 
                         true God...Anubis" (Her'ak and Khonsu 
                         stare at each other and Her'ak fires 
                         his staff weapon again...at close range. 
                         Felger and Coombs are horrified.) "I 
                         am in command now until our lord returns 
                         to reward us and claim his prize. Spread 
                         the word among every rank. Be ready." 
                         (He sits on Khonsu's throne.) "Anubis 
                         is coming."
 
               
               
               

               
               
               KHONSU'S THRONE ROOM

               SG-1 are escorted in by several Jaffa.

               
                                     JACK
                         "Where's Khonsu?"

               
                                     HER'AK
                         "Khonsu is dead."

               
                                     JACK
                         "Dead? Completely dead or semi-dead? 
                         You guys seem to have a grey area in 
                         that regard."
 
               
                                     HER'AK
                         "His true loyalties were well known. 
                         Once his betrayal bore fruit, his existence 
                         was no longer required."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "You callin' us fruit?" (Suddenly Jack 
                         smashes his elbow into the nose of the 
                         Jaffa standing behind him. Teal'c snags 
                         a staff weapon and twists the head of 
                         another Jaffa. However, they are hopelessly 
                         outnumbered and Jack and Teal'c are 
                         zatted as Sam and Jonas are subdued. 
                         Her'ak picks up a pain stick and walks 
                         up to Jack. He lets Jack have it for 
                         a second or two. The familiar glow eminates 
                         from Jack's mouth as he screams.) " 
                         Arg! Crap! I hate that thing."
 
               
                                     HER'AK
                         "Now that, Colonel O'Neill, is what 
                         I call "pride in my work"."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Good job!"

               
                                     HER'AK
                         "I want names, Colonel, of all the Tok'ra 
                         hiding within Anubis' ranks."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Oh...ask Khonsu. Oh, wait! You can't. 
                         You killed him." (Her'ak hits Jack with 
                         the pain stick again. Jack screams again.)
 
                         
               
                                     HER'AK
                         "Tell me!"

               
                                     JACK
                         "We don't know anything."

               
                                     SAM
                         "He's not lying. Our orders were to 
                         make contact with Khonsu. That's it. 
                         Any information you want, died with 
                         him."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Ah, forget it, Carter. He's just the 
                         warm-up band and he knows it."
 
               
                                     HER'AK
                         "No matter what you have endured, you 
                         have never experienced the likes of 
                         what Anubis is capable of."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "You ended that sentence with a preposition! 
                         Bastard!"
 
               
               SG-1 are lead out of the throne room.

               
               
               SGC

               Hammond and Davis are in the control room.

               
                                     HAMMOND
                         "That was his last transmission?"

               
                                     DAVIS
                         "Yes, sir."

               
               Hammond rubs his head, gets up and turns to leave when Meyers 
               approaches him.
 
               
                                     MEYERS
                         "Excuse me, sir...anything on SG-1?"
 
                         
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         "As a matter of fact, we just got a 
                         message from one of our Jaffa allies. 
                         Apparently, word has filtered through 
                         Anubis' rank that Khonsu was exposed 
                         as a Tok'ra and that he' s been murdered."
 
                         
               
                                     MEYERS
                         "Oh, no."

               
                                     HAMMOND
                         "SG-1 is still in the custody of the 
                         Jaffa who've overthrown Khonsu and Anubis 
                         himself is on the way. There's been 
                         no mention of Felger and Coombs."
 
                         
               
                                     MEYERS
                         "Is there no chance of mounting some 
                         sort of rescue? I'd be happy to volunteer."
 
                         
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         "I appreciate that, but the planet's 
                         very heavily guarded. That was one of 
                         the reasons SG-1 had to go in undercover." 
                         (Hammond starts to leave, but he is 
                         stopped by Meyers.)
 
               
                                     MEYERS
                         "Sir...with all due respect, I thought 
                         you didn't leave people behind."
 
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         "I don't like this any more than you 
                         do, but I'm not going to send good men 
                         to their deaths for nothing, especially 
                         considering the sketchy nature of the 
                         intel we have on the situation. There's 
                         just nothing we can do at this time. 
                         I'm afraid if SG-1 is going to get out 
                         of this mess, they're going to have 
                         to do it on their own."
 
               
               
               KHONSU'S PLANET

               Felger and Coombs are skulking around the pyramid. Coombs walks 
               up behind Felger and past him. Felger grabs Coombs.
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Don't do that."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "All right. So maybe you did study the 
                         Goa'uld mothership plans, but how can 
                         you possibly know where we're going 
                         now?"
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "I don't."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Oh...Jay, this is bad."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "I know."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Look, our best shot is just to get 
                         back to SGC, tell them what happened, 
                         where SG-1 is and..."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Look, even if we could get through 
                         the 'gate, there's no telling when Abubis 
                         will arrive. Chances are SG-1 will be 
                         long gone or dead by the time they mount 
                         a rescue mission, if they're willing 
                         to send one at all."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Well, all right, what about SG-1 then, 
                         huh? If they're the big heroes you say 
                         they are then they can just bust themselves 
                         out."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Come on, Coombs! This op is up to us 
                         and you know it."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Op?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Op, op, op, op! It's operation."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Well, just say operation then. Say 
                         operation like normal people."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Keep your voice down."

               
               Felger and Coombs walk into a large circular room which is quite 
               empty except for a pillar in the middle of the room. The door 
               closes behind them and the approach the piller.
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "We have to learn everything we can 
                         about this place, find some weakness 
                         and exploit it."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Uh-huh! How the heck are we supposed 
                         to do that?" (Felger notices a panel 
                         on the pillar. He touches it and the 
                         piller opens up to reveal a control 
                         center.) "How'd you know how to do that?"
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Well, the writing in the hall said 
                         this was the control room."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "It did?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "I thought you said you read Goa'uld."
 
                         
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "I do...sort of."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Well, this should be able to tell us 
                         everything we need to know."
 
               
               They play with a few crystals and suddenly a large holographic 
               display pops up.
 
               
               
               SG-1'S CELL

               
                                     SAM
                         "This is not good."

               
                                     FELGER
                         SG-1. This is Felger. Do you copy? Colonel 
                         O'Neill..."
 
               
               All of SG-1 sits up, suddenly very alert.

               
                                     JACK
                         "No. This...is not good."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Don't be mad, sir. Are you all right? 
                         Is everyone else with you?"
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Yeah. Where are you?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "We're inside the pyramid, sir. We're 
                         hiding in the control room."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Colonel, they could have access to 
                         the pyramid security systems, including 
                         force shield controls."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "We're working on it."

               
                                     SAM
                         "You should be able to bring up the 
                         pyramid schematics. Within the security 
                         system files, you'll find a list of 
                         force shield codes."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Ya...there's a lot of stuff here, Major. 
                         Okay?"
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Felger...we need weapons."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Um, looks like there's an armory at 
                         the end of the hall. Either that or 
                         a bathroom."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "eeeeh...."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "I can do this...

               
                                     FELGER
                         "On my way, sir." (Then to Coombs) "You 
                         get the shield down...and use your radio 
                         from now on."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "This is unbelievable. Everything is 
                         in here."
 
               
               
               BACK IN SG-1'S CELL

               
                                     JACK
                         "Coombs? What's goin' on?"

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "I've almost got it."

               
               The force shield drops.

               
                                     JACK
                         "Nice." (He walks toward the entrance, 
                         stops, puts his hand out to test that 
                         the force shield is really down, then 
                         continues out of the circular area.) 
                         "Nice."
 
               
               As he approaches the door, he hears someone coming, so he motions 
               to have Teal'c stand on the opposite side of the door from him 
               and the wait, ready to ambush whomever walks in. Teal'c starts 
               to hit the person and stops as he sees Felger come in, dressed 
               in Jaffa gear and carrying several Zats. He spills several of 
               them on the floor as he tries to avoid being hit by Teal'c.
 
               
               
                                     JACK
                         "All right, look professor, this little 
                         stunt of yours does not excuse the fact 
                         that you disobeyed a direct order from 
                         me...twice. Do it again...I'll shoot 
                         ya. Are we..."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Crystal..."

               
                                     JACK
                         "Good."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Do you wanna hear the rest of my plan?"
 
                         
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Our plan..."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "I said stay on the radio..."

               
                                     JACK
                         "Just....tell me what you know."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Okay. There's a shield around the pyramid. 
                         The Stargate's outside that."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "So Coombs could get the shield down."
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Right. Then all we have to do is take 
                         out the Jaffa guarding the 'gate. Coombs 
                         can ring himself out to the ring platform 
                         and then we all go home. Heh, heh, piece 
                         of cake."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "We take out the Jaffa."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "We..." (stops nodding and looks at 
                         Jack ) "as in you."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "How many?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "A dozen, tops."

               
                                     JACK
                         "A dozen?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Yeah, and they got some of those really 
                         big guns..."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Good plan, Felger, good plan."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Come on, you're SG-1. This is what 
                         you do."
 
               
               They all look at each other as Felger watches them.

               
                                     JACK
                         "Right."

               
               They all leave the cell and begin walking the corridors.

               
                                     JACK
                         "Coombs, talk to me."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Okay...uh, uh, hang another left...and 
                         then two rights...and then there'll 
                         be a door and beyond that is daylight."
 
                         
               
               They walk, following Coombs directions until they approach the 
               door. Jack signals for Carter and Felger to open the door. Sam 
               pushes the buttons on the control panel that should open the 
               door and nothing happens. She tries again...nothing. She looks 
               at Jack.
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Felger?"

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Oops."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "I'm sorry. This coding is very confusing. 
                         Just...just wait a second."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "What?"

               
               Felger walks back to face Jack.

               
                                     FELGER
                         "I can't believe that I'm here...with 
                         you...like this...it's.."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Yeah...I'm havin' the same problem."
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "This is great! You know, sneakin' around 
                         with you guys in a Goa'uld pyramid on 
                         some alien planet...the only thing missin' 
                         is some Jaffa chasing us."
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "O'Neill..."

               
               Sounds of approaching footsteps can be heard.

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Okay. That's not my fault because there's 
                         no possible..." (Into his radio, walking 
                         back to the door) "Simon, Simon, hurry 
                         up, we've got company..."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Wait, wait, wait!"

               
                                     JACK
                         "Give me that." (into the radio) "Now, 
                         Coombs."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "I got it!"

               
               The door opens and they all go outside. The door closes and the 
               approaching Jaffa continue on their way, never having noticed 
               the door closing.
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Shield is down."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Way to go, Simon!"

               
                                     JACK
                         "Shush!" (into the radio) "Get your 
                         ass to the nearest ring transport and 
                         wait for my signal."
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Thank you, thank you, thank you. You've 
                         been a great audience, but I really 
                         must be..." (He opens the door to see 
                         several Jaffa waiting and quickly closes 
                         the door again.)
 
               
                                     JAFFA
                         "You! Stop!"

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Staying...God." (He turns around and 
                         head over to hide behind the control 
                         panel.)
 
               
               
               

               
               
               KHONSU'S PLANET

               There are many Jaffa near the Stargate

               
               Jack (off camera) "Well, he wasn't kidding...that's a lot of 
               Jaffa. Carter, Jonas...you're target is that center gun placement."
 
               
               
                                     SAM
                         "Yes, sir."

               
                                     JACK
                         "Teal'c, you're with me. Now, is there 
                         anything else we need to discuss?"
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "No, sir, No, sir. I'm going to stay 
                         in this very spot. Even if I see you 
                         writhing in agony, calling my name, 
                         I'll be here."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Exactly. On my signal, get Coombs out 
                         here." (He reluctantly hands Felger 
                         the radio.)
 
               
               Jonas and Carter Zat two Jaffa. O'Neill zats several more. Teal'c 
               rises out of the water to take out another.
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Jay...uh, I've got a problem here..."
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Shhh."

               
               
               THE PYRAMID CONTROL ROOM

               Coombs is hiding behind the control panel and sounds of Jaffa 
               trying to break through the door can be heard. Suddenly cracks 
               appear in the door.
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "I think I need a little help."

               
               Jack, Jonas and Sam zat several more Jaffa. Suddely Sam stops 
               as she sees a Jaffa aiming a big gun at she and Jonas. He is 
               about to fire when he and the gun are blown up by Teal'c, who 
               has fired another big gun at him. Teal'c uses the big gun to 
               take out the remaining Jaffa. Soon SG-1 are converging near the 
               'gate.
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Clear?"

               
                                     SAM
                         "Clear, sir."

               
                                     JACK
                         "Teal'c?"

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "The area is secure for the moment, 
                         O
 
               Neill."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Colonel O'Neill! Colonel O'Neill!" 
                         (running wildly toward SG-1) "Colonel 
                         O'Neill..."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "What are you doing? Get Coombs out 
                         here."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Uhn...there's a slight problem there, 
                         sir. He's stuck."
 
               
               
               PYRAMID CONTROL ROOM

               Coombs is still hiding behind the panel. The Jaffa are beginning 
               to break through.
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Jay...I don't think I'm gonna make 
                         it outta here. You just go...you take 
                         care of my cats, okay?"
 
               
               BACK AT THE 'GATE

               
                                     FELGER
                         "No. n, n, no, no, no, Simon. I got 
                         us into this mess. If your're staying, 
                         I'm staying too."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "No one's staying! Can he ring us in?"
 
                         
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Coombs...can you ring Colonel O'Neill 
                         and Teal'c into the pyramid?"
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "I'll try."

               
               Jack and Teal'c go to stand in the ring transporter.

               
                                     JACK
                         "Give us five minutes...then..." (Jack 
                         shrugs as the rings take he and Teal'c.)
 
                         
               
               
               PYRAMID CONTROL ROOM

               The crack in the door is getting bigger when suddenly, the sounds 
               of zat fire and grunting can be heard from behind the door. Simon 
               starts to walk toward the door as the battle sounds die down. 
               He stops short as he hears banging begin on the door again. He 
               stands there...terrified of who is coming through. Suddenly, 
               O'Neill breaks through and peeks his head in the room.
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Let's go home."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Oh...thank God!"

               
               
               BACK AT THE 'GATE

               The ring transporter activates and deposits Jack, Teal'c and 
               Coombs on the platform just meters in front of the already active 
               Stargate. They are fired on as they run to the gate where Sam, 
               Jonas and Felger are waiting.
 
               
               Felger "Simon, are you okay?"

               
                                     JACK
                         "Later!"

               
               Sam and Felger walks through. Jonas waits until they approach 
               the steps. Jonas, Teal'c and Coombs walk through as the fire 
               continues. Jack stands, hands spread out in front of the 'gate 
               as though he were accepting applause, then ducks through as a 
               shot comes very close to hitting him.
 
               
               
               SGC

               The 'gate room is decked out for an awards ceremony. Felger and 
               Coombs walk up the platform to the podium where Hammond is waiting. 
               Jack and Sam are standing on the left side of the podium. Felger 
               and Coombs take their place on the right side. Felger is wearing 
               a nice suit and Coombs is wearing a tux.
 
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         "For bravery in the face of grave danger, 
                         I hereby award Simon Coombs and Jay 
                         Felger, each, the Air Force Civilian 
                         Award for Valor."
 
               
               Hammond steps away from the podium and Jack steps up to it. He 
               opens two cases and take out two ribbons. He approaches the two 
               professors and places a pin on each lapel.
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Despite the fact that you gentlemen 
                         disobeyed my orders, which, in my little 
                         world, constitutes screwing up...twice, 
                         the truth is, we wouldn't be here without 
                         you. You are true heroes."
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Thank you, Colonel."

               
               Jack shakes Coombs hand as well. Meyers, in the crowd, gives 
               them an excited double thumbs-up. Then Sam gives Coombs a peck 
               on the cheek. The crowd begins to applaud. As Sam approaches 
               Felger, she reaches up and takes his face in her hands. Then 
               she lays one on him...
 
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Felger! Felger...Jay..."

               
               
               SGC LAB

               Felger and Coombs are sitting in white lab coats. Coombs has 
               just poked Felger in the face.
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Oh...what?"

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Snap out of it."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Yeah...sorry."

               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Calibration scales for the ring power 
                         source?"
 
               
                                     FELGER
                         "Right there...right...(coughs)...there."
 
                         
               
                                     COOMBS
                         "Geek."

               
                                     FELGER
                         "Nerd."

               
               THE END

               

The Other Guys



Writers :   Damian Kindler
Genres :   Sci-Fi  Action  Adventure


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