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                                      STARGATE SG1

                                      Episode 206

                                   "THOR'S CHARIOT"

                                           By

                              Katharyn Michaelian Powers




               Control room. Sam is pointing to the star map

               
               
               
                                     SAM
                         "P5C-629 is located directly in the 
                         corridor the Goa'ulds used to reach 
                         our solar system. This is our best platform 
                         for the Seeker Project. Now, the theory 
                         is that a Goa'uld ship that magnitude 
                         would leave a foot print, even at thrust 
                         beyond lightspeed. So we're using the 
                         technology we already possess we can 
                         determine..
 
               
               
               
               The klaxons sound

               
               
               
                                     HAMOND
                         "What the hell?"" No one's due back 
                         today."
 
               
                                     TECH
                         "We have an inbound traveller. No SG 
                         signal code."
 
               
               
               
               "Intruder alert. Inbound traveller is unauthorised. Repeat, inbound 
               traveller is unauthorised."
 
               
               A bang is heard on the iris

               
               
               
               Briefing Room

               
               
               
                                     SAM
                         "There was no organic residue, but they 
                         did pick up a faint nuclear signature. 
                         Traces of iridium."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Iridium, that's the radioactive stuff 
                         we put in the Sagan lnstitute box we 
                         left on Cimmeria."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "You got it. I wanted it there because 
                         it would leave a very recognizable signature."
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Same stuff?"

               
                                     SAM
                         "Yeah."

               
                                     JACK
                         "Weren't the locals supposed to give 
                         that box to Thor? Whoever, whatever 
                         he is?"
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "We assume he is a member of the Asgard, 
                         an extremely advanced culture."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "The fact of the matter is, we really 
                         don't know."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "The Asgards must've gotten the box 
                         and sent an answer. General, we have 
                         to respond before they leave."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Um, you all know I take great pride 
                         in my title as Mr. Positive. However, 
                         we did destroy their de-Goa'ulding thing. 
                         Might not they look unkindly on that?"
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "We did that to save Teal'c. I'm sure 
                         the Asgards didn't expect to trap a 
                         Jaffa who isn't an enemy. I'm sure they'd 
                         understand."
 
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         "All right. I'll tell you what. We'll 
                         send a probe though at 1300 hours. If 
                         everything checks out, you have a go."
 
                         
               
               
               
               Gateroom

               
               
               
                                     TECH
                         "Probe proceeding to iris!"

               
               
               
               Control room

               
                                     SAM
                         "The probe should be there... now."
 
                         
               
               
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "Those wounds appear to have been caused 
                         by staff weapons."
 
               
               
               
               The malp shows a Jaffa

               
               
               
                                     JACK
                         "Friend of yours, Teal'c?"

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "Clearly Cimmeria is no longer safe 
                         from the Goa'uld."
 
               
               
               
               Gairwyn can be seen on the videolink

               
               
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Whoa, pan right. That's Gairwyn. The 
                         woman who showed us around. She's saying 
                         something."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Turn up the gain on the MALP's mike."
 
                         
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Please...the Etins have come. Please 
                         help us. Please, the Etins have come. 
                         Please help."
 
               
               
               Titles

               
               Briefing Room

               
               
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Cimmerians use the word Etin for Goa'ulds. 
                         Gairwyn said the Etins are there. For 
                         a thousand years, Cimmeria was safe 
                         from Goa'uld attack and then we show 
                         up and screw up Thor's technology."
 
                         
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "Daniel Jackson is correct. The Goa'uld 
                         usually send an advance scout though 
                         the Stargate to determine a planet's 
                         worth and vulnerability. If none of 
                         the scouts report back, it is a deterrent 
                         to invasion."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "The point is, sir, the Goa'uld are 
                         there and the locals aren't exactly 
                         much of a match for them."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "General, if we did screw up their world, 
                         we should take a little responsibility 
                         for fixing it, don't you think?"
 
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         "I understand that. But let me play 
                         devil's advocate for a moment here. 
                         It's not our world. Is it really any 
                         of our concern?"
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "The destruction of the hammer device 
                         to save my life may have caused this. 
                         If so, I am responsible."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "General, I gave the order."

               
                                     DANEIL
                         "And I fired the staff at the machine."
 
                         
               
                                     SAM
                         "And I was there."

               
                                     JACK
                         "To answer your question, sir, yes, 
                         I think we should be concerned."
 
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         "All right. But keep your heads up on 
                         this one."
 
               
               
               
               The team go through the gate, to Cimmeria

               
               
               
                                     SAM
                         "No hostiles in sight, sir."

               
               
               
               There both dead Jaffa and dead Cimmerians. A Pyramid is being 
               built in the distance
 
               
               
               
               
               
                                     JACK
                         "Holy...Kids.Now, that is no weekend 
                         hunting lodge."
 
               
               
               
               Gairwyn appears

               
               
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Gairwyn!"

               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "You returned! Kendra said you'd come. 
                         She never doubted it."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "What happened?"

               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "We thought it was Ragnorok."

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "That's the Norse Armageddon.The end 
                         of the world."
 
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "There was fire in the heavens. Five 
                         or six bursts in the sky in a straight 
                         line. But no sound. Then we heard an 
                         evil thunder and a great metal point 
                         came through the clouds.
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "A Goa'uld Hatak, a pyramid ship."
 
                         
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Kendra knew it was the Etins, even 
                         before the burning and the killing started. 
                         Our village is gone and most of our 
                         farms."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "You said Kendra knew we'd come. How?"
 
                         
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "She gave me a box. She told me to fly 
                         it through the portal. She said you'd 
                         know what it meant. The cost of sending 
                         it was great."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "The men who died here?"

               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         'My husband and his brothers."

               
                                     SAM
                         "I'm sorry."

               
               Staff blasts hit nearby

               
               
               
                                     JACK
                         "All right...get under cover. Teal'c!""Let's 
                         go!"
 
               
               
               
               Jack and Teal'c lay down cover fire as everybody runs for it. 
               They bump into Gairwyn amongst the trees
 
               
               
               
                                     JACK
                         "Agh! Everybody all right?"

               
                                     SAM
                         "Yeah."

               
                                     JACK
                         "All right, where to?"

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Well, as a former Goa'uld host, Kendra 
                         would probably be a help. Can you take 
                         us to her?"
 
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "This way."

               
               
               
               Kendra is dead. Gairwyn takes them to her grave.

               
               
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Kendra and her family reside here. 
                         Hopefully, she is now with Thor." "My 
                         dearest friend. Kendra used her knowledge 
                         only to heal, and this was her reward. 
                         They've already killed over half of 
                         our people.It's customary to leave a 
                         person's favorite items outside their 
                         grave to take with them on their journey 
                         to Thor. These items are of no use now 
                         to any of us. They belong with Kendra."
 
                         
               
               
               
               There is a ribbon device and a healing device. Sam picks up the 
               ribbon device
 
               
               
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Sam?"

               
               
               The ribbon device begins to glow

               
               
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "You possess the power!"

               
                                     SAM
                         "What?"

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Well, that would make sense, wouldn't 
                         it?"
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Why?"

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Well, Kendra retained the ability to 
                         use Goa'uld technology because she used 
                         to be a host to a Goa'uld. You must 
                         be able to retain the ability because 
                         you were a host to Jolinar."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Yeah, but I have no control over this."
 
                         
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Kendra said it took her years to master 
                         the magic of the power."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Are you ready to move out of here?"
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Uh, little discovery here. Sam seems 
                         to have the ability to use Goa'uld technology."
 
                         
               
                                     JACK
                         "Really? Let's see."

               
                                     SAM
                         "Well, it seems to have a mind of its 
                         own sir."
 
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Concentrate."

               
               
               She concentrates and after a short time, the device activates 
               and hits the ground
 
               
               
               
                                     JACK
                         "Hey, hey! Watch where you're pointing 
                         that thing!"
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Sorry.

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Do you realise what this means? I mean, 
                         Sam could use one of these ribbon devices 
                         to help us fight the Goa'ulds! She could 
                         use one of those healing devices we 
                         saw Kendra use.Just... concentrate, 
                         like you did with the other thing."
 
                         
               
               
               
               She can't make the healing device work

               
               
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "You mustn't give up. You must strive 
                         to master control of the power. It takes 
                         time."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Yeah, well, that's gonna have to wait. 
                         Why dontcha bring that stuff with you. 
                         We should find a place that's a little 
                         less public."
 
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Let me show you where my people hide."
 
                         
               
               
               Gairwyn takes them to a large cave, where her people are hiding
 
               
               
               
               
                                     OLAF
                         "Halt!"

               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Olaf, these are friends. They came 
                         to us through the ring."
 
               
                                     OLAF
                         These are the dogs of Midgard. Thor 
                         has abandoned us to the Etins because 
                         of them, because they destroyed Thor's 
                         hammer! It is these that have brought 
                         this down on us!"
 
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "And it is these who can save us! With 
                         their help, we can still summon the 
                         power of Thor."
 
               
                                     OLAF
                         "Don't you understand, woman? Thor has 
                         abandoned us because of their evil."
 
                         
               
                                     JACK
                         "For crying out loud, don't you understand 
                         that this woman is right? We can help 
                         you if you'll let us."
 
               
                                     OLAF
                         "How?"

               
                                     SAM
                         "We've fought the Goa'uld before and 
                         we've beaten them."
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "And I will remain here to do battle 
                         with you until the Goa'uld are driven 
                         from this land."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Of course, we have to know what we're 
                         up against first. You willing to help 
                         us on that one?"
 
               
                                     OLAF
                         "I know a way around the patrols. I'll 
                         take you."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Good."

               
               
               Teal'c, Olaf and Jack go back into the woods

               
               Sam is still trying to make the healing device work

               
               
               
               
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "If Olaf is right and Thor has rejected 
                         us, our last hope lies with you."
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Gairwyn... I doubt Thor's angry. Now, 
                         he may just be far away. That's why 
                         he left the hammer to protect you."
 
                         
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "If only we could gain access to the 
                         Hall of Thor's Might. I know he would 
                         help us."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "What is the Hall of Thor's Might?"
 
                         
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Oh, the ancient tales tell of a hall 
                         in which Thor placed all of his powers 
                         to help us, to defend us."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "That may signify some sort of Asgard 
                         weapon, or weapons."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "You think they kept weapons hidden 
                         here somewhere?"
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Where is this Hall of Thor's Might?"
 
                         
               
               
               
               Back with Jack and the others

               
                                     OLAF
                         "There!"

               
               
               Three pyramids are being built

               
               
               
                                     JACK
                         "Now, you wait here?"

               
                                     OLAF
                         "All right."

               
                                     JACK
                         "What's with the heads? They look like 
                         those guys who used to be with Ra back 
                         on Abydos."
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "They are Horus. They guard the family 
                         of Ra. These probably guard the Goa'uld 
                         Heru-ur."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "And he'd be Ra's what? Cousin? Uncle? 
                         What?"
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "He is the son of Ra and of Hathor."
 
                         
               
                                     JACK
                         "Nice pedigree."

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "He's a very powerful System Lord. Much 
                         feared, even among the Goa'uld. He is 
                         a conqueror. He eliminates all who dare 
                         tread in his shadow, including other 
                         Goa'uld."
 
               
               
               
               They turn to find that Olaf has been captured and Heru'ur is 
               there
 
               
               
               
                                     HERU-UR 
                         "Kneel before your God!"

               
                                     OLAF
                         "God is Thor! He taught us to stand 
                         as equals!" "Agh!"
 
               
                                     HERU-UR 
                         "Your god cannot help you now. Only 
                         I can. Strangers came through the device 
                         you call the portal. Who are they? Answer! 
                         Answer!"
 
               
                                     OLAF
                         "Thor taught us to have no fear of death!"
 
                         
               
                                     HERU-UR
                         "What did he teach you about pain?"
 
                         
               
               
               
               He uses the ribbon device

               
               
               
                                     MAN
                         "No! Aaargh!"

               
               
               Jack and Teal'c swing into action and take out the Jaffa. Heru'ur 
               has a shield. They grab Olaf and leave. With Teal'c taking a 
               long look at the Goa'uld.
 
               
                                     HERU-UR
                         "Place heavy guard at the Chaapa-ai! 
                         Find them!"
 
               
               
               Back at the caves

               
               
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "What happened? Did you run into Apophis?"
 
                         
               
                                     JACK
                         "Not exactly."

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "It was the Goa'uld called Heru-ur."
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "You're kidding!"

               
                                     JACK
                         "Friend of yours?"

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Horus the Elder, ancient Egyptian god. 
                         Pretty mean one, especially considering 
                         the fact that his parents were Ra and 
                         Hathor..."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "We know."

               
                                     SAM
                         "So, did you find anything we can use?"
 
                         
               
                                     JACK
                         "Well, the good news is, with enough 
                         artillery, we could blow those pyramids 
                         to high hell."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "And the bad news is?"

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "The Stargate is now heavily guarded. 
                         The Goa'uld are aware of our existence 
                         here."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Which means we can't evacuate the Cimmerians."
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Well, I guess we'll just have to hole 
                         up in here a while till things calm 
                         down."
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. 
                         They will, in fact, calm up."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "He means things will escalate, of course."
 
                         
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "The new pyramids in the valley are 
                         landing pedestals for the Goa'uld mother 
                         ships. They will most likely arrive 
                         very soon and contain large numbers 
                         of death gliders."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "I'm afraid we're on our own, kids."
 
                         
               
                                     SAM
                         "If we can use C4 to blow up a Goa'uld 
                         ship, couldn't we use it to blow up 
                         the camp?"
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Well, it's a small practical problem. 
                         If we use all the C4 to blow the camps 
                         now, what do we use when the ships and 
                         gliders show up later?"
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Guys, there's a third option here we 
                         might want to consider. There's a legend 
                         around here about a Hall of Thor's Might."
 
                         
               
                                     JACK
                         "Daniel, there's a time and place for 
                         mythology."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Uh, with all due respect, sir, we thought 
                         Thor's hammer was a myth until we proved 
                         it was real."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         J"ack, I think Thor's might may refer 
                         to an alien weapon or weapons that have 
                         been hidden away for centuries."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "We could use the fire power, sir."
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "And Gairwyn said she'd take us there."
 
                         
               
                                     JACK
                         "Well, much as I hate to admit it, it 
                         sounds like our old buddy Thor is our 
                         best bet. Why don't you two try to find 
                         this...weapon, or whatever it is? Teal'c 
                         and I'll lay some explosives, see if 
                         we can slow the attack."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Yes, sir."

               
                                     JACK
                         "Olaf?"

               
               The three men leave

               
               
               Daniel, Gairwyn and Sam get to the obelisk

               
               
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "This is it."

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "This is the Hall of Might?"

               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "You were expecting something different?"
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Well, uh, maybe a hall?"

               
                                     SAM
                         I don't see anything that could be a 
                         weapon."
 
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "I'm sure this is it."

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Well, maybe this will send us somewhere 
                         else. Like the obelisk sent Jack and 
                         Teal'c to Thor's hammer."
 
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "It is forbidden to touch the stone."
 
                         
               
               Daniel touches a red stone and the three are beamed into a dark 
               hall
 
               
               
               
               
                                     SAM
                         "Daniel?"

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Wow! What a ride."

               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Where are we?"

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Well, this is a step in the right direction. 
                         At least it fits the definition of the 
                         word hall'.
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "I have a really bad feeling about this."
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "I don't understand. No inscriptions, 
                         no alien devices, and no visible way 
                         out."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Wait."

               
               
               
               A hologram of Thor appears

               
               
               
                                     THOR
                         "I am Thor. You are brave to come before 
                         me."
 
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "O mighty Thor, we need your help."
 
                         
               
                                     THOR
                         "However, only the worthy may witness 
                         Thor's might."
 
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Do you not think me worthy?"

               
               
               
               The hologram disappears

               
               
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Why has he forsaken me?"

               
                                     SAM
                         "It's just a holographic recording. 
                         It's being projected through that hole 
                         in the ceiling."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Oh, yeah, if you say so."

               
                                     SAM
                         "So what does it mean?"

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "I'm not sure. Maybe somehow we have 
                         to prove that we're worthy before he'll 
                         trust us with his might."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Which you still think is a weapon."
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "I'm hoping so, at this point."

               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "How can we prove our worth?"

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Well, given that the rest of the room 
                         is empty, I assume it has something 
                         to do with this stone."
 
               
               
               
               
               
               The ground begins to shake

               
               
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Thor is preparing to strike us down!"
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "No, he's not! He's not a wrathful god."
 
                         
               
                                     SAM
                         "Then what is he doing?"

               
               
               
               The floor falls away, leaving only a beam in the middle

               
               
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Oh, this is definitely a test."

               
                                     SAM
                         "So, we're supposed to go across this?"
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Yeah. I don't suppose this is the best 
                         time to bring up my problem with heights."
 
                         
               
               
               Jack and Teal'c are setting some explosives

               
               Back with Daniel and the others

               
               
               
                                     SAM
                         "We had to cross a beam way worse than 
                         this in basic training."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Please, be my guest."

               
               
               
               Sam goes over the beam

               
               
               
                                     SAM
                         "Of course, we had a net.OK. Come on. 
                         Come on.
 
               
               
               
               Gairwyn is next. Half way over it begins to shake and she freezes 
               with fear
 
               
               
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         Oh!"

               
                                     SAM
                         "Gairwyn! Just slide across. You can 
                         do it."
 
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Thor shook the beam! He wants me dead!"
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "No, he doesn't!"

               
                                     SAM
                         "It's OK. Just stay there. I'll come 
                         and get you."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "No. I'll do it. You're already across."
 
                         
               
               
               
               Daniel slowly makes his way towards her

               
               
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Yeah, I'm right behind you now. Almost 
                         there,now, what we're gonna do here, 
                         you're gonna give me your hand. I'm 
                         gonna help you get you back on track, 
                         and then we're gonna finish this thing 
                         together. Ok?
 
               
               
               
               The beam suddenly falls, taking Daniel and Gairwyn with it. We 
               see that they didn't fall far and are fine on the floor
 
               
               
               
                                     SAM
                         "Are you guys OK? OK. So what was that 
                         all about?"
 
               
               
               
               Thors hologram appears.

               
               
               
                                     THOR
                         "You have shown true selflessness and 
                         bravery. Willingness to sacrifice oneself 
                         to save another is honourable trait. 
                         I salute you.
 
               
               
               
               The hologram vanishes

               
               
               
                                     DANIEL
                         ""How did he know what we did?"

               
                                     SAM
                         "There must be some sort of advanced 
                         sensors in here. So,now what?"
 
               
               
               
               They go to another room where there are runes and symbols on 
               the walls
 
               
               
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Now we try to solve the riddle of the 
                         runes."
 
               
               
               Jack and Teal'c are still placing the explosive traps. Jaffa 
               approach
 
               
               
               
                                     OLAF
                         "Sons of Midgardr! The Etins approach! 
                         A large contingent coming up the lower 
                         path. We must fight!"
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Yeah, yeah.

               
                                     OLAF
                         "You said you would help us fight."
 
                         
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "Quiet."

               
               
               
               The Jaffa are killed as they are hit by the explosives

               
               
               
                                     OLAF
                         "Thunder and fire! You do possess Thor's 
                         might. Hyaa! Now we are matched."
 
                         
               
                                     JACK
                         "Thanks."

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "O'Neill, another patrol approaches. 
                         We should leave this area immediately."
 
                         
               
                                     OLAF
                         "Come."

               
               
               
               Hall of Thors Might

               
               
               
                                     SAM
                         "Daniel, we don't have time for this."
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Well, the faster we solve the riddles, 
                         the faster we get whatever Thor's might 
                         is."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Riddles. OK."

               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Is Thor testing us?"

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "I figure it's some sort of safeguard. 
                         He wants to be sure that whoever finds 
                         the weapons is smart enough to understand 
                         the technology and use it wisely. Its 
                         like he wants to be sure his children 
                         have grown up enough before he hands 
                         them the keys to the armoury. Which 
                         might not have been a bad idea if we'd 
                         done the same thing on Earth."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Well, it doesn't make any sense that 
                         he would waste this kind of time when 
                         the planet's under attack."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Well, remember, he thinks this is a 
                         protected planet, that his anti-Goa'uld 
                         devices are infallible. I mean, he couldn't 
                         know there would be any hurry to find 
                         whatever Thor's might is."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Well, there is a hurry. Can you solve 
                         this?"
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Uh,OK. Um, they aren't letters, or 
                         words. Originally, runes were ideographic."
 
                         
               
                                     SAM
                         "So each rune stands for an idea."
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Right. Now, the first one is associated 
                         with Thor's protective power."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Well, that could mean anything. It 
                         could be the Goa'uld detector they had 
                         at the gate or-or even the hammer device."
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         This last one represents a wagon, but 
                         it was also called Thor's chariot. Now, 
                         that could be a spaceship."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Great. What about the middle two?"
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         One is a dice cup, or fate. The other 
                         is a horse or movement."
 
               
               
               
               Jack and Teal'c are hurrying through the tree's

               
               
               
                                     JACK
                         "What's going on, Teal'c?"

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "They are signalling their position. 
                         They will close into an interlaced pattern 
                         that will sweep in and corner us. It 
                         is an old Jaffa hunting technique."
 
                         
               
                                     JACK
                         "Come on, Daniel."

               
               
               
               Daniel finds some more symbols. A triangle, a pentagon, a circle 
               and a square
 
               
               
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "I've never seen simple geometric shapes 
                         in any runes. I have no idea what these 
                         are about."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Well, if we don't come up with an answer 
                         soon, we're gonna have to find a way 
                         outta here. The colonel will need our 
                         help."
 
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Daniel... could the answer be here?"
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "No. Those aren't runes. They're pictographs.OK. 
                         One wall has runes, one has pictographs, 
                         and one has simple geometric shapes. 
                         I have no idea what he wants us to do."
 
                         
               
               
               
               The hologram appears

               
               
               
                                     THOR
                         "There is no shame. Perhaps in more 
                         time you will have come of age."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         Excuse me. Could you just, please just 
                         one second!"
 
               
               
               
               The hologram freezes

               
               
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "OK. Norse runes were ideas, but in 
                         later years they became letters. But 
                         they were also numbers, three...fourteen...fifteen... 
                         nine. It's no use. It-it-it-it's... 
                         It-it doesn't mean anything."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Yes, it does. 3.14159. It's pi!"

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "It's pi?"

               
                                     SAM
                         "Pi!"

               
                                     DANIEL
                         It's pi?! Is that what you wanted us 
                         to figure out? Right, the word ''Pi'' 
                         is an Earth term. We have to depict 
                         it somehow on the geometric shapes."
 
                         
               
               
               
               Daniel goes to the circle

               
               
               
                                     SAM
                         "This has to be it."

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "The inside of the circle is soft like 
                         sand."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Pi is the formula for finding the circumference 
                         of a circle by measuring the radius."
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "The radius." That's it."

               
               
               
               The real Thor appears

               
               
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Oh, my God."

               
                                     THOR
                         "I am the actual one, whom you know 
                         as Thor."
 
               
               
               Jack and the others return to the cave

               
               
               
                                     JACK
                         "Olaf, get your people as far back into 
                         the cave as possible. Keep them quiet! 
                         Put the fires out.How're we doing?"
 
                         
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "We have been located, O'Neill."

               
                                     JACK
                         "Come on, Daniel."

               
               
               Hall of Might

               
               
               
                                     SAM
                         "Daniel, this is uncanny. It looks just 
                         like the descriptions of the Roswell 
                         Greys back home."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "I guess there's some truth to those 
                         stories after all."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "You think the Asgards may have visited 
                         Earth?"
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Why not?"

               
                                     THOR
                         "I am the supreme commander of the Asgard 
                         fleet."
 
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "How can this be?"

               
                                     THOR
                         "In the ten span since I created this 
                         world, you are the first to reach this 
                         level of contact. You have finally grown 
                         wise enough to see me in my true form."
 
                         
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "These are the wise ones. I would never 
                         have come this far without their help."
 
                         
               
                                     SAM
                         "Gairwyn, it's a hologram. It was probably 
                         recorded a thousand years ago. It can't 
                         hear you."
 
               
                                     THOR
                         "On the contrary. My image is a living 
                         transmission. I am communicating to 
                         you from my quarters aboard the Asgard 
                         ship Biliskner."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "You mean you're the real Thor? This 
                         is great. We need your help. The Goa'uld 
                         are here."
 
               
                                     THOR
                         "Impossible. Cimmeria is a safe world."
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Yeah, we sorta messed that up."

               
                                     SAM
                         "Oh, Daniel, careful."

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "If we want them to be our friends, 
                         we have to show them they can trust 
                         us. You see we-we came here a year ago 
                         to meet you and your people, to make 
                         an alliance against the Goa'uld. One 
                         of our party, a Jaffa, was trapped in 
                         your labyrinth."
 
               
                                     THOR
                         "The Jaffa serve the Goa'uld."

               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "This one does not. He stands with them, 
                         and now with us, to fight the Etins."
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "You see, so, we had no choice but to 
                         destroy the hammer to free our friend."
 
                         
               
                                     THOR
                         "And by doing so, you have opened Cimmeria 
                         to attack by the Goa'uld."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Yeah, apparently."

               
                                     SAM
                         So, if you have any weapons that might 
                         be of help, we would really like to 
                         set things straight."
 
               
                                     THOR
                         "Weapons?"

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Isn't that what all those tests were 
                         here to protect?"
 
               
                                     THOR
                         "The tests were designed to tell us 
                         when the Cimmerians would be advanced 
                         enough to see us as we really are. We 
                         did not anticipate outside interference."
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Well, you see, we don't, we didn't 
                         mean to interfere. No, wait!"
 
               
               
               
               Sam and Daniel are beamed back into the forest

               
               
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Where's Gairwyn?"

               
                                     SAM
                         "Good question."

               
               
               Daniel and Sam arrive back at the cave

               
               
               
                                     JACK
                         "That's timing for you. The parade's 
                         about to begin."
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "They're getting pretty close. How many 
                         are out there?"
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "We are outnumbered approximately 20 
                         to one."
 
               
                                     JACK
                         "Daniel, you look suspiciously empty-handed."
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         Yeah."

               
                                     JACK
                         "Yeah what?"

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "There's nothing, Jack."

               
                                     JACK
                         "Nothing?"

               
                                     SAM
                         "Well, we did meet the real Thor."
 
                         
               
                                     JACK
                         "Did you, now? Nice fella?" All right. 
                         Here we go."
 
               
               
               
               They go outside to find some Jaffa

               
               
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "Shield yourselves!"

               
                                     JAFFA
                         "Intruders from the Chaapa'ai! Throw 
                         down your weapons! Surrender now and 
                         the slaves of this world will be allowed 
                         to live and serve Heru-ur! Fight, and 
                         they will all die!"
 
               
                                     SAM
                         "Colonel, we don't have enough weapons 
                         to go around."
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "They will all be killed, O'Neill. Women 
                         and children included."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "If we are responsible for this invasion, 
                         we can't allow that to happen."
 
               
               
               
               Jack surrenders and the rest of the team, follow suit

               
               
               
                                     JACK
                         "Take care of your people."

               
               
               SG1 are being taken along a path, by some Jaffa

               
               
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Before they rode into battle, the Sioux 
                         used to say ''This is a good day to 
                         die.''
 
               
               
               Jack hit's him on the arm. There is some thunder. Everyone stops 
               and looks to the sky. The Jaffa appear nervous
 
               
               
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Then again, maybe not."

               
                                     JACK
                         "Oh my!"

               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Ladies and gentlemen, I think this 
                         is. Thor's chariot."
 
               
               An Asgard ship appears in the sky

               
               
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "An Asgard mother ship. I've heard them 
                         described in Jaffa legend."
 
               
               
               
               A light begins to take the Jaffa. Heru'ur goes through the gate. 
               Gairwyn appears on the road
 
               
               
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "The Etins are gone. Thor sends his 
                         thanks. It was your help that made this 
                         possible."
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         "Well, to be honest with you, I think 
                         we got kinda lucky."
 
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "He told me to give you a message to 
                         satisfy your curiosity. I'm to tell 
                         you he's a member of a species who have 
                         visited your world often. They are a 
                         friend to all, protector of all,except 
                         the Goa'uld, with whom they are at war."
 
                         
               
                                     JACK
                         "Well, that's very nice, but I'd still 
                         like to meet the old guy."
 
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Well, he said that, like us, you're 
                         still much too young. For us there is 
                         still much to rebuild. Thor has promised 
                         to leave an Asgard teacher behind to 
                         help us."
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         "Then Cimmeria will be a safe world 
                         again. That is good."
 
               
                                     GAIRWYN
                         "Yes, it is. I'm to tell you that Thor's 
                         new hammer will make an exception for 
                         the one called Teal'c. You are welcome 
                         here any time."
 
               
               THE END
               
               
               
               

Thor's Chariot



Writers :   Katharyn Michaelian Powers
Genres :   Sci-Fi  Action  Adventure


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