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                                      STARGATE SG1

                                      Episode 512

                                   "WORMHOLE XTREME"

                                           By

                             Paul Mullie & Joseph Mallozzi




               SPACE

               
               A ship starts to power up and move.

               
               CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN, BRIEFING ROOM

               
               Sam is stood up with a tape and Hammond, Jack, Daniel and Teal'c 
               are sat round the table.
 
               
                                     CARTER
                         Early this morning, approximately 0230, 
                         the Kepler space probe captured this 
                         image as it passed by Mars.
 
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         What is it?

               
                                     CARTER
                         Well, sir, at first the people down 
                         at JPL thought it was an asteroid. But 
                         then they started picking up some strange 
                         energy readings. They tracked the object 
                         and realised it was changing course 
                         and accelerating.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Asteroids don't normally do that.

               
                                     CARTER
                         No sir. The only logical conclusion 
                         is that it's a ship.
 
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         Do we have any way of identifying it?
 
                         
               
                                     CARTER
                         As a matter of fact, we do. The energy 
                         signature is consistent with a technology 
                         we've encountered before. A year ago, 
                         we found this pod buried in a field 
                         near Billings, Montana.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Martin.

               
                                     DANIEL
                         What you mean the little guy with the 
                         clothes and the glasses and.... I thought 
                         his ship was destroyed?
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         No, he said they came down in a pod 
                         after abandoning the ship. He never 
                         said what happened to it after that.
 
                         
               
                                     CARTER
                         Well if it is his ship we'd better talk 
                         to him. Because it's on a course for 
                         Earth and it'll be here in three days.
 
                         
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         Then we must locate Martin Lloyd immediately.
 
                         
               
               STUDIO SET

               
               A group of people hide between some rocks while they are under 
               fire.
 
               
                                     DANNING
                         Hurry up Major, we need that force shield!
 
                         
               
                                     MONROE
                         I'm trying sir, but something's nullifying 
                         the electrolyte composite on the shield 
                         generator!
 
               
                                     LEVANT
                         Try reversing the polarity.

               
                                     MONROE
                         It's not working.

               
                                     DANNING
                         What do you mean it's not working?
 
                         
               
                                     MONROE
                         I mean, it's not working.

               
                                     DANNING
                         God help us!

               
                                     DELUISE
                         Buy it! Dededededede. Anddd cut!

               
               The actors get up.

               
               Martin and Peter DeLuise are standing by a screen.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         What? That was awful. We have to do 
                         it again.
 
               
                                     DELUISE
                         Check the gate. We are moving on. Print 
                         everything! Nice job, people. Good moves.
 
                         
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Yeah, um, ah. Yeah, ah, ah, great job 
                         everybody. Yeah.
 
               
               Martin walks off.

               
                                     TITLES
                         
               
               BRIEFING ROOM

               
               SG1 are watching the screen.

               
                                     ANNOUNCER
                         Prepare for an X-treme adventure. Four 
                         X-cellent heroes in an X-traordinary 
                         new sci-fi series. Starring Nick Marlowe 
                         as the wry Colonel Danning.
 
               
               We see Danning take out two bad guys.

               
                                     DANNING
                         As a matter of fact it does say Colonel 
                         on my uniform.
 
               
               We see Danning grab an alien woman.

               
                                     DANNING
                         It's what I do.

               
               He kisses her.

               
                                     ANNOUNCER
                         Yolanda Reese as the brilliant Major 
                         Stacey Monroe.
 
               
                                     MONROE
                         The pulse drive field emitters are off 
                         line but I can compensate by generating 
                         a feed back loop.
 
               
                                     ANNOUNCER
                         Raymond Gunne as Dr Levant.

               
                                     LEVANT
                         Dammit Colonel, just because they're 
                         aliens and their skulls are transparent, 
                         doesn't mean that they don't have rights!
 
                         
               
                                     ANNOUNCER
                         And introducing Douglas Anders as Grell 
                         the robot. Wormhole X-treme, coming 
                         this fall only on...
 
               
               Hammond switches the tape off.

               
                                     DANIEL
                         Well that looked familiar.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         I don't see it.

               
                                     CARTER
                         Martin's involved in this?

               
                                     HAMMOND
                         He sold the idea to the studio. He's 
                         currently working on production as a 
                         creative consultant.
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         Then Martin Lloyd has seriously breached 
                         your security.
 
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         Not necessarily.

               
                                     DANIEL
                         What? He obviously got the whole thing 
                         from his knowledge of the Stargate program.
 
                         
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         If the Air Force didn't want it to happen 
                         they wouldn't have let it go this far.
 
                         
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         Plausible deniability. In the event 
                         of a future breach of security, we'll 
                         be able to point to this television 
                         programme. That is, if it stays on the 
                         air.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Still doesn't change the fact that Marty 
                         sold us out.
 
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         His motivations are of little concern 
                         at the moment. Our first priority is 
                         to find out everything he knows about 
                         that ship. Colonel, you're Wormhole 
                         X-treme's new Air Force consultant.
 
                         
               
               STUDIO LOT

               
               Peter DeLuise is supervising an explosion.

               
                                     DELUISE
                         Nononono. Bigger. Much bigger.

               
               We move on to a man and woman.

               
                                     BILL
                         Copy that. Okay so tomorrow we've got 
                         46 extras, make sure everybody's ready 
                         to cope with that. Hair, make up, wardrobe, 
                         costumes. And props. Has the props show 
                         and tell happened yet?
 
               
               The woman he is talking to shakes her head.

               
                                     BILL
                         Oh man. He's gonna freak.

               
               Jack walks up.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Excuse me? Do you know where I could 
                         find a Martin Lloyd? He's one of the 
                         bigwigs around here.
 
               
                                     BILL
                         Copy that. (to Jack) Sorry?

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Martin Lloyd?

               
                                     BILL
                         Oh yeah. Over there, by the trailers.
 
                         
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Thank you.

               
               Jack walks off.

               
                                     BILL
                         Who's that guy?

               
               The woman shrugs her shoulders.

               
               MARTIN'S TRAILER.

               
               Martin comes out and sees a green alien woman and another woman.
 
               
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Oh, they went with green? Okay, well 
                         it looks good.
 
               
               The women walk off. A prop guy walks past with a pineapple.
 
               
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that?

               
                                     PROPS GUY
                         It's fruit. Scene 23.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Okay, scene 23 takes place on another 
                         planet. You think aliens eat apples?
 
                         
               
                                     PROPS GUY
                         Why not? They speak English.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Get some Kiwi's and spray paint them 
                         red.
 
               
                                     PROPS GUY
                         Okay, so now we go... Nick walks into 
                         the garden of Kiwi trees, says `How 
                         like Eden this world is' and bites into 
                         a painted Kiwi?
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Okay you're the prop master right? So 
                         you're a master of props. So, figure 
                         it out.
 
               
               Prop guy walks off.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         That's what you're wearing? Okay. Looks 
                         good.
 
               
               Jack walks up.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Martin?

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Yeah, yeah. Can I help you?

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Jack.

               
               Martin looks at him.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Colonel Jack O'Neill. United States 
                         Air Force.
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Yeahyeahyeahyeah. You're the new military 
                         technical advisor. Listen, don't speak 
                         to the actors.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Martin, it's Jack. Remember last year, 
                         Billings, Montana?
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         I've never been to Montana. But I am 
                         going to Sundance this year.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         What about the name Tanner? Dr Tanner? 
                         Hammond, Carter... Murray?
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Sorry. Listen, I've got a concept meeting 
                         in ten minutes and if I'm not there 
                         on time...well they start without me. 
                         But come back tomorrow and I'll show 
                         you round.
 
               
               Martin walks off. Jack looks around and goes into his trailer.
 
               
               
               STUDIO LOT

               
               Peter DeLuise is supervising an explosion.

               
                                     DELUISE
                         No. Look at my lips. Bigger.

               
               MARTIN'S TRAILER

               
               Jack is on the phone to Hammond. Scene flicks between Jack and 
               Hammond and the rest of SG1.
 
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         What have you got for us, Colonel?
 
                         
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Well here's news. I think Martin's had 
                         his memory erased again. He claims he 
                         doesn't remember me or anything about 
                         last year.
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         Tanner and his boys must have gotten 
                         to him first.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Yeah, well I checked out his trailer. 
                         Didn't find any medication but there 
                         are a lot of vitamins.
 
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         Send in a sample for analysis. In the 
                         meantime, keep an eye on Martin.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Yes sir.

               
               Jack hangs up the phone.

               
               SGC BRIEFING ROOM

               
                                     CARTER
                         Sir, if Tanner and his men are involved, 
                         Colonel O'Neill could use some backup.
 
                         
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         I agree with you Major. You leave in 
                         one hour.
 
               
               SET.

               
               Danning is talking to an alien princess and there are dead aliens 
               on the floor.
 
               
                                     PRINCESS
                         I cannot thank you enough Colonel. It 
                         has been many bleems since my people 
                         were enslaved by the minions of Lord 
                         Varlock.
 
               
                                     DANNING
                         Hey it's what I do...

               
               He trips on a dead body.

               
                                     MARLOWE
                         ...do. Hey this isn't working!

               
                                     DELUISE
                         Cut.

               
               A clapperboard is clapped right in front of Danning's face.
 
               
               
                                     DELUISE
                         Nick, what's up?

               
                                     MARLOWE
                         This is supposed to be a love scene 
                         and we're walking through all these 
                         dead aliens.
 
               
                                     DELUISE
                         Uh, right, well it's continuity. You 
                         just killed them all.
 
               
                                     MARLOWE
                         Yeah, yeah, well. Can't we walk somewhere 
                         else?
 
               
                                     DELUISE
                         Well Nick, there is no somewhere else. 
                         This is the planet we have, between 
                         here and here. It's all the set there 
                         is. And the reality of the scene dictates 
                         that there be dead aliens because you 
                         just killed them.
 
               
                                     COOPER
                         We could always go back to the way it 
                         was in the script.
 
               
                                     DELUISE
                         No, we can't. We've already established 
                         that one shot stuns and two shot's kills. 
                         Nick just shot everybody twice.
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         So three shots disintegrates them.
 
                         
               
                                     DELUISE
                         Okay, you know what? I'm gonna pretend 
                         you didn't say that because that is 
                         quite possibly the stupidest thing I 
                         have ever heard you say.
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Why are you looking at me like I'm an 
                         idiot? Why are you even on set? Go write 
                         something.
 
               
                                     MARLOWE
                         Ooh. What colour is the beam from the 
                         ray gun?
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         We can't afford a beam. Sound effects.
 
                         
               
                                     DELUISE
                         It'll be great. You'll see. Reset.
 
                         
               
                                     BILL
                         Back to one.

               
                                     DELUISE
                         Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. Gonna be in 
                         close up. The dead aliens will be below 
                         frame.
 
               
                                     MARLOWE
                         The audience is gonna know they're there.
 
                         
               
                                     DELUISE
                         Okay. Kill the dead aliens. Aliens off 
                         the set.
 
               
                                     BILL
                         Aliens off the set.

               
               The extras all get up. Man with a megaphone shouts at one still 
               lying there and we see he is a dummy when someone comes to pick 
               him up.
 
               
               Marlowe is talking to himself, practising the emphasis on his 
               lines.
 
               
                                     MARLOWE
                         HEY, it's what I do. IT'S what I do. 
                         It's what I DO.
 
               
               He sees Jack.

               
                                     MARLOWE
                         You're the new military advisor?

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Yes sir.

               
                                     MARLOWE
                         You're the real deal, huh? You seen 
                         action?
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         That would be classified.

               
                                     MARLOWE
                         Oh, I like that. Sorta like a yes but 
                         really a no. This is realistic right? 
                         He uniform? Camouflage?
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Oh yeah. You don't want to be a target 
                         out there in... space.
 
               
                                     MARLOWE
                         That's exactly what I said so why aren't 
                         the aliens ever in camouflage?
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Oh I fought for that, uh, Nick. But 
                         the studio wants the aliens seen.
 
                         
               
                                     MARLOWE
                         An alien wouldn't wanna be seen, Martin. 
                         Think.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Maybe that's why they're dead?

               
                                     MARLOWE
                         That helps me. Thanks.

               
                                     DELUISE
                         Can we do this?

               
                                     BILL
                         Doing this.

               
               Nick turns round and we see a big X on his back.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         With the X, I know what you are thinking. 
                         It's a marketing thing. You see, I wanted 
                         to call the show `Going to other planets' 
                         but research says that shows with X 
                         in the name get better ratings.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Ah.

               
                                     DELUISE
                         Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd action!

               
               WAREHOUSE

               
                                     MAN1
                         The ship's on schedule. Preparations 
                         for departure are almost complete. There's 
                         only one problem.
 
               
                                     TANNER
                         This is gonna complicate matters.

               
               He sees a picture of Jack talking to Martin.

               
               HAMMOND'S OFFICE

               
               Hammond is on the phone and Janet is waiting outside.

               
                                     HAMMOND
                         Very well, you have my authorisation 
                         to begin surveillance.
 
               
               He waves Janet in.

               
                                     HAMMOND
                         Keep a low profile Major, we don't want 
                         to show our hand.
 
               
               He puts the phone down.

               
                                     HAMMOND
                         Dr Fraiser.

               
                                     FRAISER
                         Surveillance on Martin Lloyd I assume?
 
                         
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         His house actually. To help determine 
                         whether his old friends have returned.
 
                         
               
                                     FRAISER
                         Tanner.

               
                                     HAMMOND
                         The idea is to determine whether Tanner 
                         and the other aliens have been watching 
                         Martin. Major Carter and Dr Jackson 
                         will try to intercept frequencies being 
                         broadcast from inside his house.
 
               
                                     FRAISER
                         Oh, so like a surveillance surveillance.
 
                         
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         In a manner of speaking. Are those the 
                         test results from the vitamins Colonel 
                         O'Neill found in Martin's trailer?
 
                         
               
                                     FRAISER
                         Yes sir. They contain a significant 
                         amount of the chemical that Tanner used 
                         to block Martin's memory before.
 
               
                                     HAMMOND
                         Which confirms what we already suspected.
 
                         
               
                                     FRAISER
                         Mmm hmm.

               
                                     HAMMOND
                         The question is what do they want Martin 
                         to forget?
 
               
               BRIDGE STUDIOS

               
               Reese is walking towards Martin and Peter DeLuise

               
                                     REESE
                         Excuse me.

               
                                     DELUISE
                         Because it undermines my authority that's 
                         why?
 
               
                                     REESE
                         Guys.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Ah Miss Reese.

               
                                     REESE
                         Ah I'm having a little trouble with 
                         Scene 27. It says that I'm out of phase 
                         which means I can pass my hand through 
                         solid matter or I can walk through walls.
 
                         
               
                                     DELUISE
                         Yeah. Cause you're out of phase.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Exactly.

               
                                     REESE
                         How come I don't fall through the floor?
 
                         
               
               Martin and Peter stop. They look at each other and then back 
               to Reese.
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         We're gonna have to get back to you 
                         on that one.
 
               
               She walks off past Jack.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Hi.

               
                                     REESE
                         Hi.

               
               She goes to the food and then walks off.

               
               Teal'c is seen walking with a tray and people are turning their 
               noses up at the sandwiches. He then goes over to Jack.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         No takers?

               
               TEAL'C; This crew does not appear to enjoy the traditional dishes 
               of Chulak.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Showbiz huh?

               
                                     MALLOZZI
                         Hey! What happened to all the doughnuts?
 
                         
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         They were consumed by the drivers before 
                         they retired to sleep. We wish to converse 
                         privately.
 
               
               The two men just stand there.

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         Leave us!

               
               They leave.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Carter and Daniel?

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         The investigation is ongoing.

               
               MARTIN'S HOUSE

               
               Sam and Daniel are in a surveillance truck outside.

               
                                     DANIEL
                         Are you sure the signal's coming from 
                         inside Martin's house?
 
               
                                     CARTER
                         I've gone over the triangulation three 
                         times. I just have to match the frequency. 
                         Hold it, I've got something.
 
               
               She pulls up pictures of Martin's house.

               
                                     DANIEL
                         Hidden cameras.

               
                                     CARTER
                         Just like last time.

               
               SET

               
               Jack, Peter DeLuise, Martin are talking to a big wig.

               
                                     BIGWIG
                         Look, I know it says he's weightless 
                         in the script but look what happens 
                         when I scratch out the word weightless. 
                         You see, he no longer becomes weightless. 
                         He just becomes.
 
               
                                     DELUISE
                         Okay fine. Good, but how else does Colonel 
                         Danning get past the giant alien guard?
 
                         
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Why doesn't he just shoot him?

               
                                     BIGWIG
                         Who is this?

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Colonel Jack O'Neill.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         He's the new Air Force technical advisor. 
                         He doesn't know he's not supposed to 
                         say anything yet.
 
               
                                     BIGWIG
                         You're telling me an Air Force officer 
                         can shoot a giant alien without having 
                         to be weightless?
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Sure, why not?

               
                                     BIGWIG
                         You know, I'd like to hear `sure, why 
                         not' a little more around here. Now 
                         the space ship in scene 53..
 
               
               He makes a cut motion.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         We have to see the ship, it's crucial 
                         to the episode.
 
               
                                     BIGWIG
                         We're gonna see it in their reactions. 
                         It's like `Oh my God, look at that ship. 
                         It's indescribable'. All right, you 
                         can do it for 5 thousand dollars less, 
                         you can keep it in. Are we done? I have 
                         a tee time.
 
               
                                     DELUISE
                         Marty has a problem with the scene in 
                         Act 3.
 
               
                                     BIGWIG
                         Oh is that a fact Marty?

               
                                     MARTIN
                         You have two way travel through a wormhole.
 
                         
               
                                     BIGWIG
                         So?

               
               DeLuise shrugs and mouths `I know'

               
                                     MARTIN
                         That's impossible. Matter can only move 
                         one way through an open wormhole. The 
                         scene is scientifically unsound.
 
               
                                     BIGWIG
                         Okay, show of hands. Who here has won 
                         a Cable Ace award?
 
               
               He raises his hand. No one else does.

               
                                     BIGWIG
                         Thank you.

               
               He starts to walk off. Then turns to Jack.

               
                                     BIGWIG
                         Oh. Nice save with the shooting the 
                         giant alien being. Clever.
 
               
                                     DELUISE
                         Billy, make it go.

               
                                     BILL
                         Making it go, sweetie. Back to work 
                         folks.
 
               
               OUTSIDE

               
               Martin and Jack walk outside.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         You know, I am the creative consultant 
                         on this show, which means nothing should 
                         happen creatively without me being consulted.
 
                         
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         He consulted you, he just didn't listen.
 
                         
               
                                     MARTIN
                         You know what he worked on before this? 
                         A show about a talking dog who solves 
                         crimes. So what if they had a hundred 
                         episodes?
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Poochinsky?

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Yes. Poochinsky.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Great show. Hey Marty, what makes you 
                         so sure matter can only travel one way 
                         through a wormhole?
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         I don't know, I must have read it somewhere.
 
                         
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         And this secret Government team that 
                         goes to other planets, where'd that 
                         come from?
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Oh it's based on a story I wrote last 
                         year, I couldn't get it published, I 
                         was just about ready to give up and 
                         I got a call from the studio. To tell 
                         you the truth, I'm not even sure how 
                         they got their hands on it.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         So you just made it up?

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Never ask a writer where he gets his 
                         ideas. In truth, we don't know.
 
               
               Martin walks off. Jack's phone rings.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         O'Neill.

               
                                     CARTER
                         Colonel, we were right. Tanner and the 
                         others have Martin under surveillance 
                         again. It can't be a coincidence Sir, 
                         it has to have something to do with 
                         the arrival of that ship.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         All right, they may have tried to infiltrate 
                         the studio. I'll see what I can dig 
                         up.
 
               
                                     MAN
                         Fire in the hole!

               
               There's an explosion behind Jack.

               
                                     DELUISE
                         Bigger! What is it about the word bigger 
                         that you don't understand?
 
               
               FRONT GATE OF BRIDGE STUDIOS

               
               The woman is reading `Dust off that old screenplay and sell it' 
               By Robert Cooper.
 
               
               Jack walks in.

               
                                     WOMAN
                         The auditions are in the building over 
                         there.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         I'm not auditioning. I'm with the Air 
                         Force. Colonel Jack O'Neill. Really. 
                         Do you keep a record of everyone who 
                         comes and goes through here? It's for 
                         a security check. One of our General's 
                         is doing a guest spot on the show. A 
                         small but pivotal role.
 
               
                                     WOMAN
                         I've got the licence plates of every 
                         vehicle that comes and goes through 
                         here on file.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Great. Would you mind emailing them 
                         to that address?
 
               
               He hands her a card.

               
                                     WOMAN
                         Okay. Sure.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Thank you. I like the uniform.

               
               SURVEILLANCE TRUCK

               
               Sam and Daniel are looking through the files of studio personnel.
 
               
               
                                     DANIEL
                         Why would somebody with two Ph.d's become 
                         a teamster?
 
               
                                     CARTER
                         Must be the money, I guess. Wait a minute, 
                         this guy looks familiar.
 
               
               She pulls up the record of a Steve Austin.

               
                                     DANIEL
                         You're right. That's one of Tanner's 
                         men.
 
               
                                     CARTER
                         According to this, he's a production 
                         assistant named Steve Austin. I think 
                         we'd better pay Steve a little visit.
 
                         
               
               HOUSE

               
               A car pulls up and a man gets out. It's Steve Austin. Sam peers 
               round a corner.
 
               
                                     CARTER
                         He's on his way up. (on Radio)

               
                                     DANIEL
                         Copy. (On radio)

               
               Daniel is on the stairs an watches him enter his apartment. Sam 
               comes up the stairs. She knocks on his door.
 
               
                                     CARTER
                         Hello.

               
               She tries the door and it's open. They go inside. Daniel goes 
               onto the balcony and they find he is not there.
 
               
                                     DANIEL
                         So. Where the hell'd he go?

               
               SET

               
                                     DANNING
                         Princess, I've seen a lot over the years. 
                         The crystal rivers of Arradel. The blue 
                         volcanoes of Kashtorem, even the star 
                         fires of Grablack 6. None of it compares 
                         to you.
 
               
               They start to kiss and a phone rings.

               
                                     DELUISE
                         Cut!

               
                                     MARLOWE
                         What was that? Who was that?

               
                                     BILL
                         Tail slate.

               
                                     MARLOWE
                         I want a name.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         It's me. Sorry to...

               
                                     MARLOWE
                         No problem. I'm sure it's important.
 
                         
               
                                     BILL
                         That's lunch.

               
                                     MARLOWE
                         Let me show you something in my trailer. 
                         (To Princess actress)
 
               
               Jack moves off to answer the call.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         O'Neill.

               
                                     CARTER
                         I don't know what happened Sir, we lost 
                         him. One minute he was here, the next 
                         minute he was gone.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Yeah, they have a habit of doing that.
 
                         
               
                                     CARTER
                         We do have one lead though. Before he 
                         left, he made a quick phone call. We 
                         traced it to a warehouse on the East 
                         Side.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Bring backup this time.

               
                                     CARTER
                         Sir we don't have a lot of time before 
                         the ship enters orbit. You'll have to 
                         confront Martin.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Yeah, I will.

               
               Jack sees the make up people trying to get Grell the robot to 
               lift one eyebrow and using wire to do it.
 
               
               MARTIN, AND TWO BIGWIGS MOVE AWAY FROM THE CATERING TRUCK TOWARDS 
               A LIMO. I THINK ONE IS HANK COHEN FROM MGM.
 
               
                                     COHEN
                         You know I was thinking, you know what 
                         this show needs? A sexy female alien. 
                         Trust me.
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Yeah.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Marty? You got a second?

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Well now's not really a good time, I'm 
                         supposed to have....
 
               
               The limo roars off without Martin.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Okay, now's good.

               
               MARTIN'S TRAILER

               
               Jack is reading Martin's book.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         The Colonel stood before the vertical 
                         shimmering pool of light fascinated 
                         by the dancing ripples in the event 
                         horizon. What mysteries lay beyond this 
                         mystical portal, what wonders awaited 
                         him and his band of stalwart cohorts?
 
                         
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Pretty good, huh?

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Damn good.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         The only difference from the original 
                         story is that there was a fifth member 
                         of the team. He was a handsome, smooth 
                         talking alien who was stranded on Earth 
                         when his crew deserted him. The producers 
                         made me cut that part out.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         And you have no clue where you got this 
                         idea?
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Well, like I said...

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Martin, it's all true.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         What are you talking about?

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Wormholes. Travelling to other planets. 
                         It's all real. I command a unit called 
                         SG-1. It's the advanced team of a secret 
                         military operation. We explore the universe 
                         through a device called the Stargate.
 
                         
               
                                     MARTIN
                         The crew put you up to this, didn't 
                         they?
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Here's the kicker, Marty. You know all 
                         about it. You've been through the Stargate. 
                         Unfortunately you've had your memory 
                         erased.
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         So what, I'm a member of this SG-1?
 
                         
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         No.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Then how do I know about it?

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Because you're not just interested in 
                         outer space, you're from outer space.
 
                         
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Is this a pitch?

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Huh?

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Alien crash lands. We have to find him 
                         before it's too late only his memory's 
                         been erased.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Martin.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         No, no, it's not bad. If we just add 
                         a twist.
 
               
               His beeper goes off.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         I'm needed on the set. Why don't you 
                         type up what you have and I'll take 
                         a look at the coverage on it. Oh, no 
                         promises.
 
               
               Martin walks out.

               
               WAREHOUSE

               
               Sam and Daniel get out of the truck.

               
                                     AIRMAN
                         Perimeter's secure Major. We're awaiting 
                         your orders.
 
               
                                     CARTER
                         Let's move in.

               
                                     AIRMAN
                         Move in. Move in.

               
               They all move in.

               
               INSIDE THE WAREHOUSE.

               
               There are people in black looking at all the equipment.

               
                                     CARTER
                         Nobody move.

               
               The men get out guns.

               
                                     CARTER
                         Drop you weapons! Drop them!

               
                                     AIRMAN
                         Lower your weapons.

               
                                     BARRETT
                         You drop your weapons, now.

               
                                     CARTER
                         I'm Major Samantha Carter, United States 
                         Air Force.
 
               
                                     BARRETT
                         And I'm Agent Malcolm Barrett, NID.
 
                         
               
               Everyone lowers their weapons.

               
                                     AIRMAN
                         NID? Major, what the hell's going on 
                         here?
 
               
                                     CARTER
                         We've been set up.

               
               SET

               
               Martin walks onto an empty set.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Hello. Someone paged me to Stage 6? 
                         Hello?
 
               
               He tries to leave but finds the door locked.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Hello?

               
               He carries on walking down what looks like a Goa'uld mothership 
               corridor set. There's a noise so he turns back.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Hey.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Arrgghh.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Marty, relax. What's going on?

               
                                     MARTIN
                         I guess the crew's just playing an affectionate 
                         prank by paging me to a stage we're 
                         not shooting on. It happens all the 
                         time, it's out of respect.
 
               
               The lights go out.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Hey, nice one guys.

               
               Jack gets his gun out of his ankle holster.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         All right, stay with me.

               
               They start to move and Jack throws his hat down. They then come 
               across Tanner.
 
               
                                     TANNER
                         Hello, Colonel.

               
               Two other men come up behind with guns.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Tanner, I presume?

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Is he with you?

               
                                     TANNER
                         Don't worry Martin, everything will 
                         become clear in time. Gentlemen, the 
                         Colonel's weapon.
 
               
               Jack gives it up.

               
               SET

               
               Jack and Martin are tied to chairs.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         This is really bad.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Relax.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         They're shooting the big finale this 
                         afternoon. I have to be there.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Yeah, I can see how that would be high 
                         on your list of priorities, right now.
 
                         
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Couldn't you have dealt with these guys 
                         on you own? Did you have to drag me 
                         into it?
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Marty. You are the reason we're here.
 
                         
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Don't start with that outer space stuff 
                         again.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Martin, the vitamins you've been taking 
                         are laced with a chemical that's been 
                         suppressing your memory. I had `em analysed.
 
                         
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Okay, fine. I'm an alien. Whatever.
 
                         
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         They are aliens too. They're from your 
                         planet.
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Okay, that is the stupidest Act 4 opening 
                         ever. You should stick with the Air 
                         Force Colonel, a writer you're not.
 
                         
               
               The door opens. Tanner and his men walk in.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Hey, how go the travel plans? Space 
                         ship on time and all. I only ask cos 
                         I care.
 
               
               Tanner gets out a medical bag.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Guys, I'm kinda out of the loop here. 
                         Since I work in the television business 
                         and I don't really know anything, I 
                         was wondering if you would consider 
                         letting me go because... oh.
 
               
               Martin sees a big needle.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         I'm hoping that's your insulin shot.
 
                         
               
               Tanner goes to Martin and roles up his sleeve.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Honestly, needles make me kinda queasy.
 
                         
               
                                     TANNER
                         Don't worry Martin. Just a little something 
                         to help you remember.
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Ooh. Just tell me what you want me to 
                         remember and I'll remember it.
 
               
               He injects him.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Yeah, yeah, we'll rewrite it. It'll 
                         be great.
 
               
               WAREHOUSE

               
               Sam is on the phone, Daniel is playing with some scissors.

               
                                     BARRETT
                         Let's go over this again shall we?
 
                         
               
                                     DANIEL
                         You want a diagram? They led us straight 
                         to you.
 
               
                                     BARRETT
                         The aliens?

               
                                     DANIEL
                         Yes, the aliens. Please, Mr Man in Black, 
                         don't pretend you don't know about the 
                         aliens.
 
               
                                     CARTER
                         Now we can't get a hold of Colonel O'Neill. 
                         We have to go to the set and figure 
                         out what's going on.
 
               
                                     BARRETT
                         No you're not going anywhere. The NID's 
                         been given full authority over this 
                         investigation.
 
               
               SET

               
               Jack and Martin are still tied up. Teal'c walks in.

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         O'Neill.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Teal'c. How'd you find us?

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         I witnesses your abduction from the 
                         studio.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Where's Tanner?

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         He and his men have once again disappeared.
 
                         
               
                                     MARTIN
                         The real money's in syndication.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Martin. Martin, come on.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         If you wanna have lunch, just call my 
                         assistant.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Marty!

               
               Jack slaps him.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Colonel O'Neill? Murray?

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         You remember?

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Yeah. The antidote worked, I remember 
                         everything now.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Marty, what happened? Why'd they drug 
                         you again?
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         They didn't. I did it to myself.

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         For what reason?

               
                                     MARTIN
                         When we went back to my planet and we 
                         saw that it was gone, I couldn't handle 
                         it. And the real estate job the Air 
                         Force got me was driving me crazy. I 
                         just wanted to forget everything.
 
                         
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         You were just gonna keep taking pills 
                         for the rest of your life?
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Another month and the long term memory 
                         loss would have been permanent. Oh. 
                         Oh no.
 
               
                                     TEAL'C
                         What is the matter, Martin Lloyd?

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Wormhole X-treme, the show is based 
                         on your Stargate program.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Don't worry, it's on cable. So why'd 
                         they bring you out of it. Why now?
 
                         
               
                                     MARIN
                         The ship's coming. We put it on a timer. 
                         Sort of a backup plan in case things 
                         didn't go right here.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Why do they need you?

               
                                     MARTIN
                         I still have the mobile computing device 
                         I stole from Tanner. They need it to 
                         access the ship.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Where is it?

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Don't worry, it's in a safe place.
 
                         
               
               ON LOCATION

               
               The device is on the prop table.

               
                                     BILL
                         And rolling.

               
               Reese is having her make up done.

               
                                     REESE
                         Where's this from?

               
                                     DELUISE
                         Standing with the quadro scanner. Don't 
                         stop rolling. Kenny, run. You overpaid, 
                         below the line freak. Billy, roll right 
                         now.
 
               
                                     BILL
                         Rolling.

               
               Kenny attaches the device to Reese.

               
                                     DELUISE
                         Kenny, I love you but you're not in 
                         this scene. Billy?
 
               
                                     BILL
                         Roll. Speed.

               
                                     DELUISE
                         Action.

               
               PROPS ROOM AT BRIDGE STUDIOS

               
               Jack and Martin are looking through the props.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         It has to be here somewhere.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         You used a real alien device as a prop 
                         on the show?
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Well I'd forgotten what it was at the 
                         time. Besides, do you have any idea 
                         what it costs to make one of these things?
 
                         
               
                                     PROP GUY
                         Can I help you?

               
                                     MARTIN
                         We're looking for the quadro scanner.
 
                         
               
                                     PROP GUY
                         It's at the location.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         What? Why?

               
                                     PROP GUY
                         Somebody put it in the scene at the 
                         last minute.
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         How come?

               
                                     PROP GUY
                         I don't know, I just do my job, man.
 
                         
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Come on.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Murray.

               
               They leave. Prop guy gets his phone out.

               
                                     PROP GUY
                         Yeah, get me Agent Barrett.

               
               WAREHOUSE

               
               Barrett is on the phone.

               
                                     BARRETT
                         All right, good work. Let's go guys, 
                         we got `em. You two stay here.
 
               
                                     CARTER
                         What?

               
                                     BARRETT
                         We want the ship. It's too important. 
                         Frankly, I don't trust either one of 
                         you. Agent Smith. Watch over these two 
                         and make sure they don't move.
 
               
               LOCATION

               
               Jack, Teal'c and Marty drive up. They get out of the car.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Murray, look around. Marty, you're with 
                         me.
 
               
               FILMING

               
                                     MONROE
                         I'm picking up the same low level gamma 
                         radiation we came across in the photon 
                         belt.
 
               
                                     LEVANT
                         That doesn't make sense. I mean, those 
                         aliens couldn't have just disappeared, 
                         could they? Have?
 
               
                                     DELUISE
                         And turn. Turn. Doug? Cut. Perfect. 
                         And tell slate. And Doug, you supposed 
                         to turn to me, remember? Okay, print 
                         everything. Moving on.
 
               
               Jack moves to Reese.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Good scene.

               
                                     REESE
                         Thanks.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         You really nailed it. Let me take this 
                         stuff for you.
 
               
                                     REESE
                         Whoops.

               
               She drops something.

               
                                     REESE
                         There you go.

               
               She hands it to him.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Yellow.

               
               Jack hands over her stuff except for the device.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Let's go. (To Martin)

               
                                     MARTIN
                         No wait. They're just about to shoot 
                         the big finish.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Too bad.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         I'm not leaving Colonel.

               
               Jack grabs his jacket.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Okay, maybe I am.

               
               LOCATION TRUCK

               
               Jack and Martin go into an empty truck.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         You can control the ship from here with 
                         this?
 
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Maybe. But do I have to?

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Yes Marty, you....

               
               Jack sees Tanner and hides the device.

               
                                     TANNER
                         You can hand me the device Colonel.
 
                         
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Well this is getting old.

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         Lower your weapons.

               
                                     TANNER
                         Looks like we have a situation.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         You know guys, you can walk away from 
                         this. We're not gonna come after you.
 
                         
               
                                     TANNER
                         What about your friends at the NID? 
                         No more hiding. Where's the device?
 
                         
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         What device?

               
                                     TANNER
                         Colonel. We let you escape because we 
                         knew Martin would lead you right to 
                         it.
 
               
               A phone rings.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         That's me. Mind if.. I ...

               
               He answers it.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         O'Neill.

               
                                     CARTER
                         Sir, it's me.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Hey, Carter. How you doing.

               
                                     CARTER
                         The NID have made your position. They'll 
                         be there any minute.
 
               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Everything all right?

               
                                     CARTER
                         It is now.

               
               She turns and we see Daniel tying up Agent Smith.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         I'll be in touch.

               
               He switches the phone off.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         Time's up guys. The NID's on it's way.
 
                         
               
                                     MARTIN
                         Look! They're too late.

               
               He jumps out of the truck and into Teal'c.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         I'm all right Murray.

               
               Everyone walks out of the truck and we see a large cloud forming.
 
               
               
               SHOOT

               
                                     MONROE
                         We should return to the Star portal 
                         before the aliens return.
 
               
                                     LEVANT
                         What? But I haven't finished translating 
                         the alien text. What do you think?
 
                         
               
               Grell opens his mouth.

               
                                     REESE
                         What the hell is that?

               
                                     GUNNE
                         Is that, is that ours?

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Keep rolling, keep rolling.

               
                                     DELUISE
                         Yeah, keep rolling. Pan around here 
                         monkeys.
 
               
                                     MARLOWE
                         Hey, what's this about? I'm supposed 
                         to be in all the cool scenes.
 
               
               Martin moves to the camera.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Tilt up! Tilt up!

               
               The camera tilts up and we see the alien ship descending.

               
               LOCATION

               
                                     TANNER
                         Colonel, please. You know as well as 
                         I do, they're never gonna leave us alone.
 
                         
               
               They turn to see cars approaching.

               
                                     TANNER
                         There's nothing for us here. It's time 
                         for us to go.
 
               
               Jack gets the device out and gives it to Tanner.

               
                                     O'NEILL
                         You officially owe me one.

               
                                     MAN
                         What about Martin?

               
                                     TEAL'C
                         I believe Martin Lloyd has chosen a 
                         new path.
 
               
               Martin is looking up at the ship.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         We're gonna win an Emmy for this. Visual 
                         effects category.
 
               
                                     TANNER
                         Thank you Colonel. We won't forget this.
 
                         
               
               Tanner beams the three men away and the ship flies off.

               
                                     MARTIN
                         Cut it. Print it. That's a wrap.

               
                                     DELUISE
                         Yeah. Cut it.

               
               He shakes hands with Martin.

               
               We see two men looking up. They are Brad Wright and Michael Greenburg.
 
               
               
                                     GREENBURG
                         Cool special effect.

               
                                     WRIGHT
                         I've seen better.

               
                                     GREENBURG
                         Ah we'll fix it in post.

               
                                     WRIGHT
                         Yeah. So you think we could get eighteen 
                         in?
 
               
                                     GREENBURG
                         Yeah if we cut back on the Mollians.
 
                         
               
                                     WRIGHT
                         You think that's funny?

               
                                     GREENBURG
                         Yeah, it's good enough for a walkaway.
 
                         
               
                                     WRIGHT
                         When's a good time to fade out?

               
                                     GREENBURG
                         Right about now.

               
               THE END

               
               EXTRAS

               
                                     NARRATOR
                         Stay tuned for a special behind the 
                         scenes look at Wormhole X-treme.
 
               
               INTERVIEW WITH CHRISTIAN BOCHER

               
                                     BOCHER
                         I'm Christian Bocher. Portraying the 
                         character of Raymond Gunne who portrays 
                         the character of Dr Levant which is 
                         based on the character Daniel Jackson 
                         portrayed by the actor Michael Shanks 
                         originally portrayed by the actor James 
                         Spader. In the feature film. Are you 
                         okay?
 
               
               LEVANT IS BEING HIT BY ROCKS

               
                                     BOCHER
                         Look out!

               
                                     BOCHER
                         Arghh!

               
               The scene repeats and he is constantly being hit.

               
                                     DELUISE
                         And cut.

               
                                     BOCHER
                         No. No.

               
                                     DELUISE
                         Are you okay?

               
                                     BOCHER
                         No I'm not okay. Ice. Could I get some 
                         ice?
 
               
                                     DELUISE
                         All right let's get some ice in here.
 
                         
               
               PETER DELUISE IS TALKING TO MICHAEL DELUISE.

               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         All right this is the eyeline.

               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         Wormhole X-treme. We're in space, you 
                         can do anything in space. Basically 
                         you've got the space between your teeth, 
                         the space, personal space.
 
               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         Right okay, so..

               
               MDL IS SHOOTING THE TRAILER.

               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         As a matter of fact it does say Colonel 
                         on my uniform.
 
               
               The scene is cut and he looks down.

               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         You know it doesn't say Colonel. Anyone 
                         ever think of that?
 
               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         Um, it's just a figure of speech.

               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         Well it's a figure of speech I can't 
                         figure out because I'm no seeing Colonel 
                         on my uniform. Could it be here? (He 
                         points to the patch on his arm)
 
               
               PDL IS TALKING TO MDL.

               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         You realise this is not a real show, 
                         right?
 
               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         What are you talking about? Are you 
                         saying Wormhole X-treme is not a real 
                         show? We did all this. All this is....
 
                         
               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         It's not a real show.

               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         Does my agent know about this?

               
               ON SET.

               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         Be heroic and just look over here at..
 
                         
               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         This isn't a real show?

               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         No. It's not a real show.

               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         If it's not a real show, then why are 
                         you telling me what to do? How could 
                         this not be a real show if we're doing 
                         it? Right now?
 
               
               MDL IS TALKING TO PDL

               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         Am I getting paid real money?

               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         Yeah you're getting paid real money.
 
                         
               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         So what plane of reality are we on right 
                         now?
 
               
               SHOOTING A SCENE

               
               The Princess slaps MdL. She is a lot taller than him.

               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         Hey. It's what I do.

               
               He kisses her.

               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         Are you sure you can't see the difference 
                         in our height? Could I get a half apple?
 
                         
               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         Okay, let's get a half apple.

               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         I'm looking straight up her nose. You 
                         don't have to hit me that hard either. 
                         I think you can really see the difference 
                         in our heights.
 
               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         It's not obvious.

               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         Look I'm gonna measure it. I'm like..
 
                         
               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         But on this lens it looks right.

               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         From this angle it looks like we're 
                         the same height?
 
               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         Yeah.

               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         You wouldn't lie to me?

               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         I wouldn't lie to you.

               
               JILL TEED, THE ACTRESS WHO PLAYS MONROE IS TALKING TO PDL.

               
                                     TEED
                         How come I never get to kiss anybody?
 
                         
               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         There's an episode being written for 
                         you very soon.
 
               
                                     TEED
                         Sure.

               
               PDL IS TRYING TO GET GRELL TO LIFT ONE EYEBROW.

               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         Just one eyebrow.

               
               He does both.

               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         No, just the one.

               
               SHOOTING A SCENE

               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         And turn your back to me. Turn all the 
                         way around to me and do the hero thing 
                         and Action.
 
               
                                     MICHAEL DELUISE
                         How can this not be a real show?

               
                                     PETER DELUISE
                         Oh forget it. Just cut.

               
               THE END

               

Wormhole Xtreme



Writers :   Paul Mullie  Joseph Mallozzi
Genres :   Sci-Fi  Action  Adventure


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