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                                    APRIL FOOL'S DAY




                                       Written by

                                       Danilo Bach

                         
                         
                         
                                                                  rev 1st draft
                                                                  July 30, 1986



                         
                         FADE IN
                         
          EXT. FERRY LANDING - NEW ENGLAND SHORE - DAY
          The sparkling waters. The chirping spring day. We are on an isolated
          stretch of country shore , and a quiet, sheltered island is visible
          distantly across the Sound. There is asense of anticipation,
          excitement. VOICES can be heard. THE CAMERA is the POV of a VIDEO
          CAMERA, and a group of college kids wait just o.s. On-screen, however,
          for the moment, a proper, sweet-faced young COED faces the camera and
          -- reluctantly, under the urging of her friend behind the video lens -
          - sets the scene.
                         
                         SWEET COED
                         (SHYLY)
          Hi... My name is Mary O'Reilly O'Toole O'Shea and...over there is the
          island my friend Muffy owns... It's spring break... and she's invited
          us over for the weekend, and we're waiting for the ferry now to take
          us there...
           (blushing, mortified to cameraman)
          I don't know what else to say!
                         
          CAMERAMAN (CHAZ'S VOICE)
          Tell us something about yourself.
                         
                         SWEET COED
          Something about myself? Oh, Gee...
          (composing herself, earnestly)
          Well, I want to work with handicapped children... My parents are my
          best Friends... Next semester I start convent school, and I... fuck on
          the first date.
                         
          O.S. her friends explode with LAUGHTER. Brassy former deb NIKKI
          BRASHEARS gives us a big, wet wink, dropping the act.
                         
          SWEET COED/NIKKI
          April Fool...
                         
                         CHAZ'S VOICE
          Whoo! Outrageous woman! Nikki, you are my kind o' gal!
                         
          He PANS THE CAMERA over to KIT-- a pretty, unaffected, natural beauty,
          bright and very much aware.
                         
                         CHAZ'S VOICE
          C'mon, Kit, how about you?
                         
          Kit waves him off, laughing in spite of herself. She's got nothing to
          say.
                         KIT
          Pass.
                         
                         CHAZ'S VOICE
          C'mon , Arch? Skip?
                         
          He PANS over to the other two college boys on the dock here - ARCH, a
          big, good-natured, easygoing WASP jock (rugby and crew); and SKIP, Mr.
          Preppy, the perfect image of the lazy spoiled, indulged, and reckless
          upper-crust kid. Skip also happens to be Muffy's cousin.
                         
                         ARCH
          (ponders it with due consideration)
          Yeah, sure... I fuck on the first date...
                         
          Skip cracks up. Arch's laughter follows.
                         
          NIKKI (O.S.)
          Where's Rob?
                         
          Chaz QUICK-PANS the camera back to Kit, following the action.
                         
                         CHAZ'S VOICE
          (teasing, with innuendo)
          Yeah, Kit, where is he?
                         
          ARCH (O.S.)
                         (MORE TEASING)
          Oh, Kit...
                         
          Concerned, Kit keeps her humor anyway, waving the lens away again.
                         
                         KIT
          Oh, c'mon, Chaz, give me some room, will you?
                         
          He does, finally shutting down the videopak. The image reverts to FILM
          again.
                         
                         NIKKI
          (looks at her, persisting)
          Well?
          INT. VOLVO WAGON IN MOTION - MAIN HIGHWAY - DAY
                         
                         CUT TO:
                         
          The driver -- a still great-looking, turned-out Fairfield County-type
          SUBURBAN LADY -- and the passenger, ROB FERRIS a cleancut,
          goodlooking, 20 year old public school grad ­sit in uncomfortable
          silence on opposite ends of the front seat.
                         
                         ROB
          (gestures, awkwardly)
          Here'll be fine, thanks...
                         
          EXT. HIGHWAY INTERSECTION - DAY
                         
          The Volvo wagon pulls over. Rob drags out his daypack, too.
                         
                         ROB
                         (ABASHED)
          Thanks... for the lift, I mean...
                         
                         SUBURBAN LADY
          (smiles, no reason for disappointment)
          It was a real lift for me, too, hon.
                         
          A late model Detroit sedan slows at the intersection, turning off the
          highway to take the junction in the direction Rob is going. A road
          sign indicates: "BAR HARBOR MOUNT DESERT" in another direction.
                         
          Rob hefts his gear, hurrying to flag the sedan.
                         
          The Volvo wagon continues on, braking for the next undergraduate
          male hitchhiking down the road.
                         
          INT. KITCHEN - ST. JOHN HOUSE- DAY
          CLOSE ON a wall calendar. A HAND reaches INTO FRAME, tearing off
          "MARCH" to begin "APRIL".
                         
          WIDEN TO REVEAL CLARA, the middle-aged housekeeper and offseason
          caretaker for the house. With her overcoat and purse on one arm, she
          drops the "MARCH" calendar page in a wastebasket, then crosses to the
          pantry where a door and wooden steps lead down to the basement.
                         
                         CLARA
                         (CALLING)
          The rooms are all in order, double- and triple-checked, and I'm on my
          way...
                         
          She hears a CLATTER from down below.
          INT. BASEMENT - DAY
                         
          MUFFY ST. JOHN drags a woman's body across the floor. The arm comes
          off in her hand.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Shit.
                         
                         CLARA'S VOICE
          Need any help down there?
                         
          Clara comes clopping down the steps. Muffy turns, the mannequin's arm
          still in her hand. Old workclothes and a head kerchief take the place
          of Muffy's normally impeccable prep Seven Sisters outfit (including
          the regulation penny loafers) in all this dust. Early 20's, pretty in
          an off-beat sort of way, Muffy is every inch a blue-blood.
                         
                         MUFFY
          (puffing with the effort)
          No, Clara, thanks. Just trying some last minute straightening down
          here... god, I don't think I've ever worked so hard in my life...!
                         
                         CLARA
          Sure you don't want me to stay? There's nobody gonna be around
          here to help till first ferry back Monday, y'know...
                         
                         MUFFY
          (continuing with her work)
          Nope, you're a peach, Clara. But this one's mine. I told my father I'd
          do it, and I will. My way. I don't want him to have any excuses.
                         
                         CLARA
          (dubiously , turning to go)
          All right, then. Have a nice party.
                         
                         MUFFY
          (a buoyant laugh)
          Nice? It has to be better than nice... it's gotta be bloody
          unforgettable!
                         
          Clara climbs the stairs.
                         
                         CLARA
          Good luck.
                         
                         MUFFY (CONT)
          Bye, Clara. See you Monday.
                         
          Soon there's the upstairs SOUND of the kitchen door closing behind
          Clara.
          Muffy finally props the mannequin, clearing away the remaining
          clutter. She goes to open a basement window for ventilation. It is a
          ground-level transom, hinged at the top. Through it Clara is visible
          departing the grounds.
                         
          Then Muffy hears a DRIPPING. She turns, hesitating, and follows the
          sounds.
                         
          INT. UTILITY ROOM
                         
          Part of the basement, an old washroom and more, with tub, slop sink
          and large incinerator. Muffy enters, pulling the chain on the bare,
          overhead bulb. It illuminates the room, and the tub underneath --
          slightly rusty at the drain, but otherwise spotless -- and the slowly
          dripping faucet.
                         
          EXT. FERRY LANDING - MAINLAND - DAY
                         
          CHAZ, the videocameraman and the only member of the group we haven't
          seen till now, is the first to spot the ferry approaching.
                         
                         CHAZ
          Here she comes...
                         
          He's a real hi-tech freak and Ivy League wiseass, a free spirit in
          neo-punk neck curl and button-down shirt. He shoulders his lightweight
          videopak again, taping it. Arch and Skip watch with him from the end
          of the pier. But Kit and Nikki, waiting nearer the office, are
          distracted by the SOUND of an arriving car.
                         
          ANGLE - PARKING LOT
                         
          It's not Rob, though. It's NAN, another newcomer. She pulls her car
          next to the others in the gravel lot behind the landing office and -
          gets out quickly, dragging a hefty suitcase out of the back seat. She
          is an unfamiliar face to Kit and Nikki --a shy, earnest, small-town
          girl, overdressed for the occasion.
                         
                         NAN
                         (HURRIED)
          Hi... is this the ferry to the St. John house?
                         
                         NIKKI I
          Any second now.
                         
                         NAN
          Oh, thank goodness ! I didn't know if I was on the right road...
                         
          Kit smiles welcome, lending a hand as Nan struggles the bag up the
          ramp.
                         KIT
          Hi. Kit Graham... Nikki Brashears.
                         
                         NAN
          Nan Youngblood.
                         
                         NIKKI
          (needling, about the suitcase)
          Planning on staying a while?
                         
                         NAN
          (flushes, embarrassed)
          Oh, no... just some work for finals, when we get back... you don't
          know how far behind I am...
                         
          Arch outhustles Chaz for her bag. Her simple attractiveness exerts an
          appeal.
                         
                         ARCH
          Hi. Arch Cummings . I've seen you around. Jewett Hall, right?
                         
                         CHAZ
          Chaz Vyshinsky. You got great legs.
                         
                         NIKKI
          (pointed1y, reminds him)
          Chaz, Arch already has her bag.
                         
          Meaning, Chaz is Nikki's man, especially for this weekend.
                         
                         NAN
          (volunteering, happily)
          Well, I only met Muffy this term in Drama Society . I volunteered to
          do their costumes... I like to sew... Did you see her in Ghosts? She's
          so talented. She was wonderful!
                         
                         SKIP
          (to Nan, approvingly; in greeting)
          Congratulations, on finding your way.
                         
          The landing BUMPS, the ferry touches down. They look up.
                         
                         ANGLE CHANGE
                         
                         FERRYMAN
                         (BARKS)
          Stand clear!
                         
          The large, raw-boned FERRYMAN holds open the wooden stile for the one
          and only passenger from the island ­ Clara -- to disembark. Clara
          passes them , giving first Skip and then the others a look, shaking
          her head in sad appraisal.
          FERRYMAN (cont.)
                         (GROWLS)
          Ok, let's go.
                         
          It's not the friendliest greeting in the world. The ferryman keeps the
          stile open for them to board singly. There is also a younger assistant
          on board -- BUCK, a pleasant, openfaced townie in his 20s.
                         
          FERRYMAN (cont.)
          To the rear. Outa the operator's way.
                         
          Nikki clutches at Skip's arm.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (IN MOCK-TERROR)
          This is it? No going back? Trapped for days on an island where
          men are men, and women oughta know better?
                         
                         ARCH
                         (BEHIND HER)
          Try to control yourself, Sister O'Toole.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (SUGGESTIVE )
          You could tie me in chains...
                         
          Chaz boards, passing Buck, the assistant.
                         
                         CHAZ
          (a low whisper)
          Your fly's open, and your Hostess Twinkie's hanging out...
                         
          The assistant gapes, falling for it, groping his fly. Which is closed,
          of course. He looks up, grinning. Chaz kisses him on the cheek, winks
          and moves on.
                         
                         BUCK
          Sh -i-i-t...
                         
          Kit is hanging back on the dock.
                         
                         FERRYMAN
          Come on if you're coming.
                         
                         KIT
                         (URGENTLY)
          Excuse me. But we're still waiting for somebody --
                         
                         FERRYMAN
                         (GRUFFLY)
          It's Friday. My last run of the week. I don't get paid overtime.
                         KIT
          But you've got to wait. They said it's the only way over.
          If he misses this...
                         
          Arch WHISTLES loudly, seeing and alerting them.
                         
          PARKING LOT - THEIR POV
          A late model Detroit sedan (the one we saw earlier turning off the
          highway) pulls to a fast stop in the lot. Rob hurries out; a CHEER
          comes up from the group on the ferry. Kit closes her eyes in relief.
          Rob comes hurrying up the ramp.
                         
                         ANGLE ­ LANDING
          ...followed closely by HARVEY 'HAL' EDISON, JR.
                         
                         HARVEY
          Wait up!
                         
          Harvey is the driver of the sedan, and after he carefully locks up, he
          comes running with his bag, too. He is a rangy, straight-arrow Ivy
          League farmboy from the Border South, and he's the last of Muffy's
          invited guests. He also, somewhat incongruously, sports a Bruce
          Springsteen badge.
                         
                         ROB
          (to Kit, kissing her)
          Sorry... Nik, Chaz...
          (to Skip and Nan whom he doesn't know)
          Rob Ferris...
                         
          They return greetings.
                         
                         HARVEY
                         (RIGHT BEHIND )
          Hi! Harvey 'Hal' Edison, Jr., but please call me Hal. Only my folks
          call me Harve... and I can't stand it. Boy, this sure is a pretty
          spot.
                         
          Stylistically, he's a Martian. Chaz stares at him.
                         
                         CHAZ
          You're friends with... Muffy St. John?
                         
                         HARVEY
                         (PROUDLY)
          Sure am. We sit together in Econ 345. I let her copy my marginal
          utility curves.
                         
                         NIKKI
          I get it. That's a joke.
          Preppy Skip adds his greeting.
                         
                         SKIP
          (an ironical nod)
          Harve.
                         
                         HARVEY
          (correcting him, blithely)
          Hal...
          (noticing interest his badge)
          Springsteen, he's still the Boss!
                         
                         FERRYMAN
                         (IMPATIENTLY)
          Ok, c'mon, I don't have all day.
                         
          He slams the stile down after Harvey, the last to board, and gets busy
          with the stubborn motor. His assistant helps. Chaz tapes.
                         
                         HARVEY
          (enthusiastically, putting down his fear)
          YOU all buddies?
                         
                         NIKKI
          Except for Skip and Nan. Them we just met.
                         
                         KIT
                         (AMIABLY)
          But we will be.
                         
                         CHAZ
                         (MEANING SKIP)
          Watch what you say around him, though. He's Muffy's cousin.
                         
                         HARVEY
          (tickled, to Skip)
          No kiddin'?
                         
                         SKIP
          Distant. Over the horizon.
          Otherwise, I wouldn't be invited...
          (frowns, tellingly)
          Old money never mixes family with friends.
                         
                         NIKKI
          This is true. For as long as I've known her.
                         
                         KIT
                         (JOKING)
          To protect her family, I guess.
                         SKIP
                         (UNSMILING)
          To keep her friends.
                         
          He turns to Arch, holds up his hand, and CLICK, a switchblade opens
          into the lens.
                         
          SKIP (cont.)
          Choose your weapons, big guy.
                         
                         ARCH
          (nervously, a laugh)
          Hey, what's this...?
                         
                         SKIP
          You up for a game of stretch?
                         
                         CHAZ
          (still taping, to Skip)
          Your fly's open.
                         
                         SKIP
          Eat it.
                         
                         CHAZ
          (undaunted, to Rob)
          Your fly's open.
                         (SHRUGS)
          Ok, so don't believe me.
                         
          He keeps the tape rolling. Rob discreetly looks down. His fly is
          open. Kit looks at him dubiously. Rob zips. Chaz beams, getting it all
          for posterity. The engine finally engages. The ferry lurches.
                         
                         ROB
          (smiles weakly to Kit)
          We're off!
                         
          They are indeed.
                         
          EXT. THE SOUND - DISTANT POV - DAY
                         
          The ferry pulls away from the mainland.
                         
          EXT. THE FERRY - DAY
                         
          A CLOSER ANGLE. The sturdy, barge like ship craft makes progress. The
          Ferryman and Buck remain at the stern.
                         
          ECU - THE DECK
                         
          As Skip's knife flies INTO FRAME, it bites into the boards and holds.
          SKIP AND ARCH
                         
          at their game. Arch stretches, can't reach the knife, and topples
          over.
                         
          Skip hoots triumphantly.
                         
                         SKIP
          First round, the champ!
                         
          NIKKI AND HARVEY
                         
          Nikki, much to her chagrin, finds herself the object of Harvey's
          attentions.
                         
                         HARVEY
          Y'know what I find amazin'? Muffy's her real name. I mean,
          I'm Harvey, but they call me Hal, so I thought, 'Muffy', it must
          stand for something... Muffin?
                         
                         NIKKI
          Muffers, Moffo, Muff-child , Muffin' stuff, the Muffster...
                         
                         HARVEY
                         (GRINS)
          I bet you're her oldest friend.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (BORED)
          Actually, she's three months older than I am.
                         
                         HARVEY
          You know what I mean.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Harvey... are you planning a career in politics when you grow up?
                         
                         HARVEY
          I've given it some thought. Why?
                         
                         NIKKI
          Oh, just a hunch.
                         
                         HARVEY
          First, though, I'm hopin' to interview with her daddy's
          company, Southern Regional Sales, next year before graduation...
          Y'know, he's worth more'n 50 mill over the counter!
                         
          She just stares at him.
          CLOSE UP - THE KNIFE
                         
          digging into the deck again.
                         
          ARCH (O.S.)
          Jesus...
                         
          ARCH and SKIP
                         
          The knife is at an impossible distance.
                         
                         SKIP
                         (LAUGHING)
          Go for it, big fella.
                         
          Arch swallows his pride and makes a hopeless attempt.
                         
                         CHAZ
          fastens onto Nan, immersed in one of her books. He carries his own.
                         
                         CHAZ
          (sitting beside her)
          Whatcha readin'?
                         
                         NAN
          Milton. Paradise Lost. For Professor Russo's course on the
          English epic... It's a shame. It's a dying form. Not too many people
          read it nowadays, even in college. What's yours?
                         
                         CHAZ
                         (SHOWS HER)
          Suck and fuck.
                         
          Naked bodies writhing in heat. Women with their tongues sticking out
          in desparate desire... Nan tries to control her reaction to his stack
          of graphic pornographic video catalogues and magazines.
                         
                         CHAZ (CONT)
          The origins of American pornographic film. I'm taking an
          independent study this term.
          (the passion and commitment show)
          My advisor's really behind me on it. We're not gonna be sheltered
          college kids all our lives. Someday I'm gonna have kids --
          you're gonna have kids ­ and someday that kid's gonna come up
          to me and say, 'God, Dad, porn's really a major part of our
          lives. You were there, how'd it get started?' I wanna be
          able to answer their questions.
                         (SMILES)
          Besides, it's research I can do by myself.
                         
          ROB AND KIT
          They keep their voices low.
                         KIT
                         (STILL MIFFED)
          That's not my point --
                         
                         ROB
          You don't want me to hitch, you want me to buy a car. OK, but
          I'm a state university boy, I don't have the perks like some
          of you private college kids do.
                         
                         KIT
          Oh, c'mon, don't pull that.
                         
          Rob just drops his arms in frustration.
                         
          KIT (cont.)
          I mean, it may show something about your attitude toward me,
          always being late.
                         
                         ROB
          Kit...
                         
          Arch's voice interrupts.
                         
                         ARCH'S VOICE
          (annoyed, loudly, overriding the other conversations)
          Hey, I'm really not interested anymore --
                         
                         SKIP
          C'mon, just one more
                         
          The others look up at the interruption.
                         
                         ANGLE
                         
          Arch pushes the knife back into Skip's hand, tired of playing knife-
          toss.
                         
                         ARCH
          I said, enough's enough--
                         
                         SKIP
          One more try, double or nothing.
                         
          He flips the knife to Arch, handle first.
                         
                         ARCH
                         (PISSED OFF)
          C'mon, give it a fuckin' rest!
                         
          He flips it back hard. Something happens. Skip looks up stunned.
          Arch's voice catches in his throat in horror.
                         ANOTHER ANGLE
                         
          Skip stares back, disbelieving, looking down and pulling his hand away
          from his chest, where the blood begins to seep and the jackknife
          sticks out, buried hilt-deep between his ribs.
                         
                         SKIP
                         (PALE)
          Oh, fuck.
                         
                         SKIP
          Nan screams. Skip stumbles, teetering there at the edge of the ferry.
          Rob and Chaz leap to their feet. The ferrymen both look up in
          disbelief. Arch steps forward to help. But Skip, weaving, topples and
          splashes overboard. He goes under.
                         
                         ARCH
          (panicked, hurrying to the side)
          I'll get him, I'll get him!
                         
          But he stops just at the edge of the ferry, immobilized by fear.
                         
          Rob rushes forward, with Chaz in reserve, pulling Arch out of ·the
          way. But Buck, the assistant ferryman, pre-empts them all, diving in.
                         
          Arch, frozen, watches from the deck with the others.
                         
          Buck resurfaces, but without any sign of Skip. Rob doesn't wait any
          longer. He pulls off his shoes and dives in. Chaz gets ready to follow
          suit. The panic mounts. Suddenly:
                         
                         SKIP'S VOICE
          Hi, this what you're looking for?
                         
                         THEY TURN;
                         
                         ANGLE CHANGE
                         
          Skip pulls himself up, dripping, on the other side of the ferry. He
          holds up the knife -- and the padded sash beneath his shirt he used to
          imbed the knife -- and grins from ear to ear. The others stare,
          totally freaked.
                         
          Arch lets go, jumping in the air. Rob and Buck surface, to see as
          well.
                         
                         ARCH
          We got 'em! Whoo-ee, did we nail 'em!
                         CHAZ
          (as it dawns, to Skip)
          April Fools... you crazy jerks. You crazy motherfuckin' jerks...
          somebody could've gotten hurt out there!
                         
          Relief descends. Rob isn't laughing. But nobody's more impressed than
          assistant Buck, still treading water.
                         
                         BUCK
                         (GRINNING)
                         SH-I-I-I-T
                         
                         NIKKI
          You maniacs... you almost gave us a heart attack!
                         
          Kit glowers at them and gives Rob a hand to get out.
                         
                         ARCH
                         (TO CHAZ)
          Well, at least we don't go in for this your-shoelace­is-untied crap!
                         
                         ROB
          (dripping, to Arch and Skip)
          I owe you one.
                         
                         SKIP
          (smiles, to Buck in the water)
          How's it goin' out there?
                         
                         BUCK
          That was great!
                         
                         SKIP
          I was really counting on these other turkeys to save
          my ass.
                         
                         CHAZ
          Oh, too bad.
                         
          Skip extends a hand to Buck to help him out.
                         
                         SKIP
          Sorry about that.
                         
          But Buck's in no hurry. The ferryman steps forward.
                         
                         FERRYMAN
          (unamused, to Buck)
          Ok, c'mon, get out.
                         
          They are approaching the landing dock on the island.
          FERRYMAN (CONT.)
          (to Buck, gruffly)
          C'mon I'm gonna need some help here.
                         
          Buck obeys, but his way, enjoying it, ducking under the craft to swim
          to the other side to help.
                         
                         FERRYMAN (CONT)
          And watch out for the wire!
                         
          Too late. There's a sickening THUMP I The young assistant suddenly
          breaks the surface qf the water, panicked and stunned, gasping for
          air.
                         
          It happens too fast for any of them to do anything. Buck thrashes,
          dazed, off-balance, falling back into the path of the ferry as it
          glides toward the landing.
                         
                         FERRYMAN
          Buck, look out--
                         
                         ROB
                         (IN DREAD)
          Oh, shit...
                         
          The ferryman grabs the controls, but it can't help.
                         
          The ferry, unstoppable, plows into Buck, pinning him against one of
          the piers. Buck screams.
                         
                         FERRYMAN
          Buck!
                         
          The ferryman rushes forward to help.
                         
          For a moment the others are spared the horror of it as the
          Ferryman's back blocks their view.
                         
          But then Buck, thrashing in the water, tears himself, loose, screaming
          and bobbing. up, his head and torso covered in blood, the side of his
          face and his shoulder hideously deformed.
                         
          It is awful. It is ghastly. And it is unforgettable.
                         
                         KIT
                         (IN HORROR)
          Oh, god!
          EXT. DOCK - ISLAND - DAY
                         
          SAM POTTER, the middle-aged township constable, hears the cries and
          the screams. He drops what he's doing in his outboard and comes
          running.
                         
          EXT. LANDING - ISLAND - DAY
                         
          The ferryman jumps into the shallow water, pulling Buck onto shore.
          Rob, Chaz and Arch jump after to help, but the ferryman pushes them
          angrily away.
                         
                         FERRYMAN
          Get away from him!
                         
          Buck is hysterical. The gashes of torn flesh seem to drip from his
          skull. Seeing Rob and the others, he screams, lunging vainly at· them
          in agony.
                         
                         BUCK
          They did it... them!
                         
                         FERRYMAN
                         (RESTRAINING HIM)
          Easy Buck... it's OK... OK... There's time for
          Later... easy...
                         
          But it's hard for him to restrain his own rage.
                         
          Constable Potter arrives, throwing the ferryman a towel to use. The
          ferryman catches it, pressing it against Buck's torn face. One
          maddened, glaring eye still stares out hideously at the group.
                         
                         CONSTABLE POTTER
                         (TO ·FERRYMAN)
          Get him to the hospital, Cal! Take my boat!
                         
          He helps the ferryman lift Buck. But the powerful ferryman needs no
          further help, carrying Buck to the Constable's motorboat moored
          nearby, laying Buck in, untying the line and pulling the motor to
          life. Buck continues to shriek, terrifyingly.
                         
          The ferryman cast one last glance back.
                         
          EXT. THE LANDING
                         
          The SOUND of the motorboat fades away. Potter turns back to the
          stunned group, eyeing them.
                         
                         CONSTABLE POTTER
          All right... Let's have it.
          INT. MUFFY'S PASSENGER VAN - DAY
                         
          Muffy drives up. She slows, seeing, through the windshield the somber
          scene at the pier... her friends in troubled conversation with
          Constable Potter.
                         
          EXT. LANDING - DAY
                         
          Muffy gets out, parking the new van beside an old island pick-up which
          is kept at the dock. She's clean, and dressed in her more usual preppy
          garb. She approaches.
                         
                         MUFFY
          What's going on? Sam... what's wrong?
                         
                         CONSTABLE POTTER
                         (IN DISGUST)
          Tricks. Pranks. Better ask your friends... Buck's been hurt. 'Cal just
          took him on over to the mainland. Just lucky I was here...
                         
          She returns his stare in dread silence. He boards the ferry.
                         
          CONSTABLE POTTER (CONT.)
          I came over to check on a report of some unauthorized
          activity in the area... Your dad around?
                         
          She startles, the question 50 unanticipated.
                         
                         MUFFY
          No, he's in Sutton Place. Why?
                         
                         CONSTABLE POTTER
          No word from him, or anybody else?
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (STILL PUZZLED)
          No...
                         
          He tries the engine. Nothing.
                         
                         CONSTABLE POTTER
          Just like I thought. . Burned out. Worthless...
                         
          He steps back onto the shore.
                         
          CONSTABLE POTTER (CONT.)
          I'll have to borrow your outboard to get back to shore.
                         
                         MUFFY
          We keep all the keys on the board in the kitchen, but I
          think there's an extra one underneath the cushion there.
          She points to the boat seat. Potter is much obliged.
                         
          EXT. ROAD - DAY
                         
                         CONSTABLE POTTER
          (to the others, sternly)
          I'm glad you're stuck here, all o' you. If there's anvthin' else, or
          anything happens to Buck... I want to know where to find you.
                         
          The van moves slowly along a narrow road through the forest. From what
          we can see of its occupants, the mood is pretty grim. Behind it, the
          old island pick-up truck follows.
                         
          INT. PICK-UP
                         
          Rob drives with Kit and Skip beside him in the cab. Nobody says
          anything . Skip is off somewhere in his own private hell. Finally he
          reaches over to roll down his window, but the handle rotates uselessly
          in his grip.
                         
                         SKIP
          These goddamn windows!
                         
          He starts banging violently on the door, on the window.
                         
                         SKIP
          They've never been fixed...
                         
                         KIT
          Look, Skip, it wasn't your fault. It was an accident. You didn't know.
                         
                         SKIP
                         (BITTER)
          Sure.
                         
          He leaves off his banging. Pause.
                         
                         ROB
                         (SIGHS)
          What a way to start a weekend, huh.
                         
                         SKIP
          Muffy. Nothing bad ever happens to her.
                         
          EXT. ST. JOHN HOUSE. DAY.
                         
          It is a truly grand affair, two stories at least, rambling and
          picture-perfect with extensive tended grounds, garage, and
          outbuildings. Muffy gets out first, hopping around to the back to open
          the rear van gate for the bags. Nan beholds the house for the first
          time.
                         NAN
                         (OVERWHELMED)
          Oh; Muffy...
                         
          Rob pulls the pick-up right behind them.
                         
          INT. ENTRY HALL - DAY
                         
          As they come in with their bags.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Well, there's an awful lot to be done with this place.
                         
                         ARCH
          You sound as if you own it.
                         
          She helps with bags, shepherding them on ahead.
                         
                         MUFFY
          I will, if all goes well. Next month when I turn 21. It's my first-
          stage inheritance.
                         
                         HARVEY
                         (AMAZED)
          First stage? What's your second?
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (DRYLY)
          Texas. You might be talking to your future boss, Harve.
                         
                         CHAZ
          Mom, I am home!
                         
          They all look to see him standing in the entrance to the living room.
                         
          INT. LIVING ROOM
                         
          as they follow Chaz into the room. A series of picture windows give a
          spectacular view of the sound.
                         
                         ARCH
          Yeah, I could get real used to this.
                         
                         MUFFY
          We used to spend our summers here before my mother died.
                         (BEAT)
          This is a very special place to me.
                         
                         NAN
          It's like a dream.
                         NIKKI
          On a clear day you can see the Kennedys.
                         
                         CHAZ'S VOICE
          (from the dining room)
          Wow, look at this...!
                         
          INT. DINING ROOM
                         
          The others enter to see what Chaz's shout is all about.
                         
          Chaz stands before a large, beautifully polished dining table that is
          set for each of them -- each place carefully marked with a name card
          and a Ken or Barbie doll with the person's name on it. The settings
          themselves are idiomatic and economical -- plastic spoon-and-fork
          combination sets and paper cups, plates, napkins, etc.,
                         
                         CHAZ
          (in mock awe)
          Look! Our very own place settings... with our very own place
          cards -- with Ken or Barbie! Outasight!
                         
                         NAN
                         (GIGGLES)
          Just like in Agatha Cristie.
                         
                         ARCH
          (in the spirit)
          And sporks...
                         
                         HARVEY
                         (QUIETLY)
          Sporks?
                         
                         ARCH
          And napkins with little Hallmark bunnies! Gee, Muff, you really spared
          no expense.
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (ENTERING JAUNTILY)
          Why not? How do you think father made all his money?
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (ENTERING)
          The old-fashioned way. He inherited it.
                         
                         NAN
          (meaningfully, with her Barbie)
          I used to have all her outfits.
                         
                         CHAZ
          Don't anybody move!
          Chaz jumps back from the table, whipping out his videocam to record
          the moment, and panning them all at · .their respective places.
                         
                         CHAZ (CONT)
          One of us in this room...
          (bellowing a mystery laugh)
          ...pulls his wang.
                         
          He ends the pan on Arch, who gives him the finger.
                         
          INT. KITCHEN - LATE AFTERNOON
                         
          CLOSE UP - A HOT DOG
                         
          dropping onto a hot skillet .
                         
          WIDEN TO REVEAL
                         
          Muffy, Nikki and Kit cooking a dinner of hot dogs... baked.
                         
                         NIKKI
          ...if only the choices weren't so limited. God, I'm so ready for a
          change. Any kind of change.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Well, you know, everything they say about older men? It's true.
                         
          Kit and Nikki stare at her, open-mouthed.
                         
                         KIT
          Muffy!
                         
                         NIKKI
          Like how much older are we talking about? Twenty-six?
                         
                         MUFFY
          Add about thirty years.
                         
                         NIKKI
          I don't believe ·you, St. John!
                         
                         KIT
                         (TURNING AWAY)
          I don't want to hear about this.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Come on! ·
                         MUFFY
          It was only a weekend. It's over now.
          (beat, shrugs)
          I was curious.
                         
                         KIT
          He wasn't married?
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (BLITHELY)
          How should I know?
                         
          Kit and Nikki just drop everything and continue to stare at her .
                         
                         MUFFY
          It was quite a weekend.
                         
          Nikki starts to laugh.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Come to daddy.
                         
          They all start to laugh now, wickedly, conspiratorially.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Come sit on daddy's knee, little girl...
                         
          Nikki falls to the floor in hysterics.
                         
                         KIT
          My goodness, daddy, what big
                         (BREAKING UP)
          ...what big... teeth you have.
                         
                         ALL
          The better to eat you with, my dear.
                         
          INT. STUDY - LATE AFTERNOON
                         
          A richly paneled room with a fireplace, desk, leather-upholstered
          chairs and lots of books.
                         
          A door opens and Harvey steps through, looks back over his shoulder
          and enters. He is just snooping around. He surveys the books, the
          framed diplomas on the walls along with autographed photos of U.S.
          presidents and other heads of state.
                         
          He steps over to the desk, opens a cigar box sitting there, takes out
          a cigar and slips it into his pocket.
          EXT. BACK LAWN - SUNSET
                         
          Arch and Chaz are in the back lawn overlooking the sound. They are
          fooling around with Chaz's camera, maybe clowning a bit.
                         
          EXT. VERANDA - THE SAME
                         
          A'broad veranda which runs along the entire length of the back of the
          house. Skip and Nan are sitting on the railing, gazing over the
          sounds. Skip has a drink.
                         
                         SKIP
          (quietly, with deliberation)
          The poor boy can say, "Fuck you, Dad. I'm my own person." What is his
          father going to do? Kick him out of the house? Disinherit him? His
          life won't have changed that much. He's got nothing to lose.
                         
          PAUSE.
                         
                         NAN
          His father's love.
                         
                         SKIP
          That's already been lost. Died a long, long time ago.
                         
                         NAN
                         (SOFTLY)
          Skip, you're giving up. You're giving up before you've
          even gotten started.
                         (BEAT)
          Look at how young we all are. How young and foolish and innocent and
          stupid...
                         
          Skip raises his glass and gulps down the rest of his drink.
                         
          EXT. OVERLOOK - DUSK
                         
          A secluded area halfway down between the house and the shore. Rob sits
          alone on a wooden bench and thinks. O.S. the dinner bell sounds.
                         
          EXT. VERANDA - DUSK
                         
          With bell in hand, Muffy turns and heads back into the house. Chaz and
          Arch come up onto the porch and follow her in.
                         
          INT. DINING ROOM ~ DUSK
                         
          Rob is just coming in from outside as Muffy enters from the kitchen
          with the hot dogs and beans. Everyone else is standing around the
          table.
                         CHAZ
          Boy, Muff, you sure know how to make a guy look forward to dessert.
                         
                         ARCH
          Please, God, let it be ding dongs.
                         
                         NIKKI
          St. John hospitality taken to the extreme.
                         
                         HARVEY
          I think it's real friendly. Makes me feel right at home.
                         
          Everyone starts to sit down at his designated place.
                         
                         KIT
          How friendly will we feel once we've finished with those beans?
                         
                         ON NAN
                         
          As soon as her ass hits the seat, she lets slip an outrageous fart.
          She springs to her feet, her face turning beet red.
                         
                         THE GROUP
                         
          All conversation stops, each person looking for the guilty party. Nan
          discreetly sits back down: but again, as soon as her tail meets the
          chair, another blast escapes her...
                         
          All eyes are on her as she reaches beneath her and pulls out a whoopee
          cushion.
                         
                         NAN
          You guys!
                         
          Everybody laughs.
                         
                         KIT
          So it's going to be one of those dinners, huh?
                         
          Arch is laughing the loudest when suddenly his chair collapses beneath
          him and he drops sprawling onto the floor.
                         
          INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
                         
          Skip is searching through the darkened living room for something,
          while in the adjoining room dinner is proceeding quietly.
          INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT
                         
          CLOSE ON- CHAZ' HAND
                         
          as he grabs the salt-shaker and spills some of it out onto the table.
          He samples a couple of grains. It's the real thing. He starts salting
          his food.
                         
                         WIDER
                         
                         ROB
          I wonder how Buck is doing?
                         
                         PAUSE
                         
                         NAN
          Do you think we should call or something?
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (QUIETLY)
          I'll call later.
                         
                         KIT
          I think we should change the subject.
                         
                         ARCH
          Well, Harvey's got his job interview all figured out, but
          what about the rest of us? Anybody know what they're going to
          be doing come graduation?
                         
          PAUSE.
                         
          They sit dumbly.
                         
          Another PAUSE.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Good choice, Arch.
                         
                         NAN
          I can't decide. I'd like to go to graduate school in English. I love
          the sound of our language. But I'm afraid there's not much future in
          it.
                         
                         NIKKI
          I mean, what are you' supposed to do with a liberal arts major
          anyway?
                         
                         MUFFY
          You fill out a lot of forms, and then some friend of your family gives
          you a job delivering mail in his ·corporation...
                         ARCH
          This is really incredible. Look at us... Here we are... privileged,
          independent, the hope of the future... and most of us still don't know
          what we're going to do with our lives!
                         
                         KIT
                         (PROUDLY)
          Rob knows. He's going to medical school.
                         
          Rob looks up from his plate.
                         
                         ROB
          Kit...
                         
                         CHAZ
                         (EXCITEDLY)
          Hey, no shit? You got early acceptance?
                         
                         ROB
          (reddens, to Kit)
          We can talk about it some other time.
                         
                         KIT
          Why? You had your meeting with your counselor, didn't you?
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (OBSERVANTLY)
          Kit... I don't think Rob really wants to talk about it in front of
          everybody.
                         
          She gets up from the table and steps over to the sideboard.
                         
                         ROB
                         (STUBBORNLY)
          No, I don't mind.
                         
                         KIT
                         (AT MUFFY)
          Why not? We're all friends.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (LAUGHS)
          Well, sorta...
                         
                         ROB
          He said to forget it.
                         
          Kit looks up in surprise. They all stare, quieting.
          ROB (CONT.)
                         (WITH DIFFICULTY)
          He said my grades might be OK; but that basically I possess an
          essential lack of seriousness, and that's what they look for.
                         
                         ARCH
          Oh, shit, him too? That's what my guy said! An' I said, you're
          kidding! How can anybody be serious about anything when some
          moron can steal a bomb or push a button and blow the rest of us
          right into Mad Max. He wasn't impressed.
                         
                         
                         ROB
          He's right. That's bullshit on parade.
                         
                         ARCH
          Well fuck you. It sounded good at the time.
                         
          Muffy turns from the sideboard and sets a tray of champagne glasses in
          the center of the table. There are eight of them. Each one is filled
          with a pinkish, bubbly liquid.
                         
          Everybody reaches for a glass.
                         
                         CHAZ
          What is this? Dom Perignon sparkling rose?
                         
                         HARVEY
          It smells like Ripple.
                         
                         NIKKI
          You've outdone yourself again, St. John.
                         
          The back screen door slams shut o.s. behind Skip, leaving the house.
                         
          They look up.
                         
                         ARCH
          Who was that?
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (QUIETLY)
          Skip.
                         
                         NAN
                         (TENTATIVELY)
          Can I make a toast?
                         
          They turn attention toward her, and she stands, emboldened by their
          acceptance.
          NAN (CONT.)
          Well... Someone once said to me to cherish the friends you make in
                         COLLEGE--
                         
                         ARCH
          I cherish all the friends I make.
                         
                         NAN
                         (CONTINUING)
          Because... they'll be the friends you cherish most the rest of your
          life. So, well, here's to us... here's to my life... because I'm very
          glad to be here, and to be a part of all of you...
                         
                         KIT
          Muffy, anything you want to add to that?
                         
                         MUFFY
          Why me?
                         
                         NIKKI
          Because you're the hostess.
                         
          Muffy thinks for a moment, then adds...
                         
                         MUFFY
          In his "Life of Johnson" James Boswell said, "We cannot tell the
          precise moment when friendship is formed. As in filling a vessel drop
          by drop, there is at last a drop which makes it run over; so in a
          series of kindnesses, there is at last one which makes the heart run
          over."
                         
          Arch has started to make snoring sounds.
                         
          MUFFY (cont.)
          So with this toast may our hearts run over and our friendships be
          formed.
                         
          They stand unanimously, raise their glasses in agreement, start to
          drink and spill it all down the front of their shirts.
                         
          Dribble glasses.
                         
          Everybody groans.
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (GRINNING MISCHIEVOUSLY)
          April Fool.
          INT. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY ­ NIGHT
                         
          Muffy shows Nikki, the last of them, to her room. Nan says goodnight
          from her door.
                         
                         NAN
          Goodnight.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Goodnight.
                         
          Muffy leads Nikki to a narrow, sparse single, popping open the door.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Oh, great. Quarantine.
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (IMPISHLY)
          Just holler if you need anything.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Another room.
                         (TURNS)
          Muffy...
                         
          Muffy turns back to her.
                         
          NIKKI (cont.)
          (beat, seriously)
          I know you and Arch had something going before I met him...
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (SMILES)
          Arch is sweet, but he's only got two expressions. Collar up and collar
          down.
                         
                         NIKKI
          I found that out--
                         (BEAT)
          I guess what I'm trying to say is... you always seem to get there
          first... but this time Chaz is mine, OK?
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (AMUSED)
          What about Hal?
                         
                         NIKKI '
          Harvey? Mr. Junior Achievement? Oh please...
                         
          Muffy returns her smile,continuing down the corridor.
          INT. ARCH'S POOM - UPSTAIRS - NIGHT
                         
          Arch throws his duffle bag on a bed, delighted. It's a private suite
          with two beds.
                         
                         ARCH
          Hey, all right... ladies, we are qonna have privacy...
                         
          He turns his collar up on his polo shirt, then eagerly pushes the two
          beds together.
                         
          The other door (to the connecting bathroom) swings open. Arch's face
          drops as Chaz walks in, lugging his gear.
                         
          ARCH (CONT.)
          You gotta be kiddin'...
                         
                         CHAZ
          (unloading his gear).
          Unless Muffy knows something about us we don't.
                         
          He blows Arch a kiss, pulling the two beds apart again.
                         
          INT. HARVEY'S ROOM - NIGHT
                         
          CLOSE UP a match flaring to life.
                         
          WIDEN TO FEVEAL Harvey lighting the cigar he took earlier out of the
          study. He puffs on it contentedly, imagining himself a man of power.
          Then he steps over to the bed and opens his suitcase to begin
          unpacking.
                         
                         HARVEY
          (to himself; rehearsing)
          Don't tell me you've never thought of me in that way, Muffy. I felt a
          spark between us the very first moment we laid eyes on each other...
          in Econ 345. Why, just think of it, Muffy... with my talent and
          your... money.
                         
          He crosses to the closet with his navy blazer.
                         
                         HARVEY
                         (CONTINUED)
          Why just think of it... Muffers, with my raw... driving talent and
          your...
                         
          He opens the closet door.
                         
          HARVEY (CONT.)
          ...and your...
                         
          CLOSE - HIS POV
          A newspaper PHOTOGRAPH, circled in red marker, of a garish car
          accident is pinned to the inside of the door.
                         
                         HARVEY
                         
          He puzzles, taking down the clipping, putting it down on the dresser
          as he moves there to put away his rolled socks. He opens the top
          drawer.
                         
                         POV
                         
          The same thing. Full of newspaper clippings of awful, fatal car
          crashes, all circled in the same accusatory red ink.
                         
                         RETURN ­ HARVEY
                         
          getting nervous.
                         
          Suddenly, Chaz burst in on him. Harvey turns quickly, shoving the
          clippings back in the drawer and slamming it shut.
                         
          They stare at each other for a long, uncomfortable moment.
                         
                         CHAZ
                         (FINALLY)
          Wrong room.
                         
          He ducks back out the door, pulling it quietly closed behind him.
                         
          INT. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY - NIGHT
                         
          Outside Harvey's door. Chaz sighs, shakes his head, starts to move
          away when suddenly there is a LOUD BANG o.s. from inside Harvey's
          room. Chaz turns quickly back to the door, reaches for the handle,
          stops himself, thinks better of it and moves away again.
                         
          INT. NIKKI'S ROOM - NIGHT
                         
          Nikki steps up to the sink in the adjoining bathroom, turns the faucet
          and is squirted by a spray of water jetting out of the rigged
          plumbing.
                         
          She quickly shuts off the water and just stands for a moment,
          dripping. trying to control her anger. Like, enough with Muffy's,
          jokes already.
                         
          She comes out of the bathroom with a towel, drying her face, and walks
          to the dresser. She strips off her shirt, pulls open the top dresser
          drawers and sees... an eyeless black rubber bondage hood and other
          miscellaneous S&M accessories.
          She picks them up in disbelief.
                         
          INT. ARCH AND CHAZ'S BATHROOM - NIGHT
                         
          Arch, unloading his shaving bag, which mainly contains a 30-day supply
          of rubbers, opens the medicine cabinet. On its shelf... a kit neatly
          filled with hypodermic syringes, needles, rubber tubing, razor blades
          ...everything you could ever want for fixing.
                         
                         ARCH
          Jesus...
                         
          INT. FPONT STAIRCASE - NIGHT
                         
          Muffy, on her way down to straighten up, passes Rob and Kit on their
          way up.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Goodnight.
                         
                         KIT
          G'night.
                         
          INT. NAN'S ROOM ­ NIGHT
                         
          CLOSE ON the shower head on the bathroom gushing water.
                         
          Nan is taking a shower.
                         
          CAMERA DOLLIES BACK slowly out of the bathroom and into the bedroom.
          O.S. the shower is turned off. All is quiet.
                         
          Then, very faintly at first, WE HEAR something -- it sounds like
          crying. As it grows gradually louder we realize that it is crying -- a
          baby crying.
                         
          Nan appears suddenly in the bathroom doorway. A towel is wrapped
          around her. She listens.
                         
          The crying is louder now, but muffled -- a baby crying for its mother.
          It seems to come from a large mahogany wardrobe on the other side of
          the room.
                         
          Nan tenses, slowly approaohing, then flinging open the wardrobe door.
                         
                         CLOSE ANGLE
                         
          A small cassette recorder plays. The tape runs out. The baby's cries
          stop.
          Nan rips out the cassette, and sinks back onto the bed, burying her
          head in her hands.
                         
          INT. ROB and KIT'S ROOM - NIGHT
                         
          Rob and Kit are standing together staring INTO CAMERA. REVERSE to see
          the object of their attention. Hanging on the wall in front of them is
          a large oil portrait with the eyes out out. Something is moving behind
          the canvas ­watching them.
                         
          Rob steps forward and lifts the painting off the wall. Behind it is an
          inset bookcase. Sitting on one of the shelves, at the proper height to
          have lined up with the holes in the portrait, is a child's Felix-the-
          cat nursery clock. The eyes of the plastic cat move back and forth,
          like a pendulum marking seconds.
                         
          INT. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY - NIGHT
                         
          Rob sets the painting on the floor outside their bedroom door, leaning
          it up against the wall.
                         
          CAMERA DOLLIES IN for a CLOSE UP of the portrait. It looks much
          creepier with the now vacant eye sockets.
                         
          INT. ROB AND KIT'S ROOM - NIGHT
                         
          They are undressing on opposite sides of the bed. The silence between
          them is thick enough to be cut with a knife. Kit sits down slowly on
          the edge of the bed and quietly slips under the covers. Rob gets in on
          his side.
                         
          They sit in silence for a moment, making no move to join each other in
          the middle of the bed.
                         
                         KIT
          Rob?
                         
          No answer.
                         
                         KIT
          You still angry with me? About dinner?
                         
                         ROB
          No. I'm sorry. I'm not angry with you. I'm just angry.
                         
          He leans over, turns off the bedside lamp... and the light in the
          bathroom comes on. Beat.
                         
          He gets out of bed and crosses to the bathroom, reaches in
          and turns off the light...
          ...and the overhead light comes on. Kit starts to laugh and quickly
          covers her mouth. Rob walks to the door, turns off the overhead
          light...
                         
          ...and the bedside lamp comes on again. Kit laughs harder, but still
          tries to stifle it.
                         
          Rob shoots her a look, then goes and sits on the edge of the bed. He
          reaches to turn off the bedside lamp again, then thinks better of it
          and starts to unscrew the bulb instead.
                         
                         ROB
          (burning his fingers)
          Ouch! Jesus!
                         
          Kit can't stop herself any longer. She laughs out loud. Rob
          perseveres, finally unscrewing the bulb enough to plunge the room into
          darkness.
                         
          Silence.
                         
                         ROB
          Very funny.
                         
          Kit breaks up laughing again. To her it is funny. And soon Rob is
          laughing too. He swings his legs up under the covers beside her.
                         
          INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
                         
          Muffy turns off the last of the lights downstairs, leaving the porch
          light on for Skip.
                         
          INT. UPSTAIRS HALL - NIGHT
                         
          Muffy moves through the quiet to her room. Arch grabs her. She jumps.
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (COLLECTS HERSELF)
          Arch do you know what time it is?
                         
                         ARCH
          Um-hmm.
                         
                         MUFFY
          (turning down his collar)
          Goodnight, Arch.
                         
          Gently but firmly, she extricates herself, closing the bedroom door
          behind her.
                         ARCH
                         
          Undaunted, he scuttles down the hall to Rob and Kit's closed door to
          listen in. He frowns, the slides farther down to Nikki's room, knocks
          once softly, and enters.
                         
                         HIS POV
                         
          Nikki is already occupied, however, with Chaz. She catches Arch's
          stare, signalling him to get the hell out.
                         
                         REVERSE
                         
          Arch valorously steps back, closing the door and returning to try Nan.
                         
          The light underneath her door flicks off, however. The door is also
          locked.
                         
          Arch curses, returning to his large but empty room. He slams the door
          for everybody's benefit.
                         
          INT. MUFFY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
                         
          Muffy, undressing, hears, and smiles.
                         
          INT. ARCH'S ROOM - NIGHT
          Arch is pacing the bedroom, horny and alone. He gets an idea, goes and
          rummages through Chaz' stuff and comes up with a video cassette of a
          porno movie.
                         
          Carrying -the cassette he crosses to the door and turns the handle.
          The doorknob comes off in his hand.
                         
          He throws it down in disgust, goes and sits in a chair and broods. The
          chair collapses beneath him.
                         
          EXT. BACK PATH - NIGHT
                         
          Skip makes his way boldly, carelessly, drunkenly along. Overgrown
          weeds and tall spring grass choke the path, shadowing his way. He
          takes one last drink, killing the bottle, and hurls it out into the
          night.
                         
          After a long pause there is the distant sound O.S. of the bottle
          landing in water with a splash.
                         
          EXT. OLD , BOATHOUSE - NIGHT
                         
          Skip emerges from the overgrowth. The abandoned old structure and its
          dock squat ahead at water's edge. Beneath the boathouse, floating in
          the water, is a grungy old skiff covered by a tarp.
          Skip turns away from the dock, and flicks his lighter among the weeds,
          finding marijuana growing there. He CACKLES with triumph.
                         
          Something MOVES nearby. He doesn't pay attention, taking out his knife
          to cull the dried leaves. He cups them in his hand against the wind,
          douses his lighter, and hurries out onto the dock to the boathouse
          entrance to prepare his joint.
                         
          INT. BOATHOUSE - NIGHT
                         
          as Skip enters. It is pitch black in here, and aside from the gentle
          lapping sounds of water against the pilings down below O.S., all is
          still.
                         
          Skip flips a lightswitch in the darkness and nothing happens. He edges
          slowly along a wall away from the door. Then he becomes aware of
          another living presence in the boathouse. It is a slow breathing
          sound--completely inhuman.
                         
                         SKIP
          Hello?
                         
          There is no answer, but the breathing continues. Then a sharp rapping
          sound very near, like a foot striking the wood flooring.
                         
                         SKIP
          Who's there?
                         
          Pause. No answer. We hear in the darkness the sound of his switchblade
          clicking open. And then he waits, straining his ears to hear.
                         
          Finally, Skip reaches into his pocket, puils out his lighter
          and flicks it on.
                         
          Something snags him from behind.
                         
          Skip gasps, helpless, as a thick rope controlled by powerful, shadowed
          hands tightens around his neck.
                         
          His knife, dried leaves and lighter cascade to the floor.
                         
          EXT. ST. JOHN HOUSE - NIGHT - LATER
                         
          Only the porch light remains glowing. The house is dark.
                         
          INT. ROB AND KIT'S ROOM - NIGHT
                         
          Rob wakes, hearing the CRY from Muff's room. Kit, naked against him,
          wakes too. They hear the muffled cry again. It is not from lovemaking.
          Rob throws off the covers.
          INT. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY - NIGHT
                         
          Rob wraps himself with a towel, stepping quickly out to Muffy's door.
          Everything else is dark and quiet.
                         
                         ROB
          (hushed, at door)
          Muffy?
                         
          No answer. He tries her door, but it's locked tight.
                         
          A beat. Then:
                         
                         
          ROB (cont.)
                         (CONCERNED)
          Muffy?
                         
                         
                         MUFFY'S VOICE
                         (UNCERTAINLY)
          Yes?
                         
                         ROB
          You OK?
                         
                         
                         MUFFY'S VOICE
                         (DISTANTLY)
          Yes... Thank you...
                         
          He pulls back from the door.
                         
                         ROB
          (reluctantly, puzzled)
          OK... well, goodnight...
                         
          No response. He turns back for his room, catching sight of Chaz, who
          has come out of Nikki's room, to investigate, too.
                         
          EXT. HOUSE - MORNING
                         
                         
          Harvey is out on the second floor balcony exercising vigorously. No
          one else is in evidence until a bedroom window flies open and Nikki,
          naked from the waist up and believing herself unwatched, leans out and
          stretches, breathing in the sweet morning air.
                         
          Then she sees Harvey grinning at her. She quickly covers herself and
          pulls back inside.
          INT. KITCHEN ­ DAY
                         
          Rob and Kit are the first ones down. They enter from the dining room,
          surprising Muffy at the stove.
                         
                         KIT
                         (BRISKLY)
          Good morning!
                         
          Muffy turns abruptly, startled. Rob and Kit stop abruptly, too.
                         
                         ANGLE
                         
          Muffy is barefooted, dressed in an old, worn chenille robe.
          Her hair, normally carefully groomed, is unkempt, wild and stringy
          about her pale face. Talk about unguarded moments. Her present
          appearance, is the last way one would ever expect to find Muffy St.
          John.
                         
                         RETURN ANGLE
                         
          She shrinks back from them with a frightened, apologetic smile.
          Scrambled eggs bubble in the skillet on the burner.
                         
                         MUFFY
          I... I was hungry...
                         
          She bumps against the stove, backing away. She self-consciously runs a
          hand through her hair.
                         
          MUFFY (cont.)
          I... I must look a mess...
                         
          She scuttles out the door to the utility room and the back stairs
          beyond, leaving the eggs to burn.
                         
          INT. BACK STAIRS ­ DAY
                         
          Arch encounters her, too, as he comes bounding down in his workout
          shorts.
                         
                         ARCH
          Morning!
          She backs away from him, scurrying up the stairs.
                         
                         MUFFY
          I... forgot to get dressed...
                         
          INT. KITCHEN - DAY
                         
          Arch enters, joining his wonderment to Rob and Kit's.
                         ARCH
          Who made her night?
                         
          EXT. BACK PORCH - DAY - LATER
                         
                         CUT TO:
                         
          Arch, Chaz, Harvey and Nikki burst out the door in old clothes,
          sweats, shorts, whatever -- an unlikely foursome for some informal
          soccer scrimmaging.
                         
                         ARCH
          (always in search of more players)
          Where's Skip?
                         
                         CHAZ
          That depends on what he's on.
                         
          Rob and Kit cross their path, heading down to the water in their
          swimsuits and overshirts.
                         
                         NIKKI
          You gotta be kidding...
                         
                         ARCH
          (teasingly, an invitation)
          Nan? What about it?
                         
          Nan watches from the porch, book in hand.
                         
                         NAN
          Oh, no, thanks.
                         (FALSELY)
          Besides, I thought I'd wait and see what Muffy wanted to do...
                         
          Arch shrugs and the soccer free-for-all begins in earnest, with
          special attention given to the interplay between Harvey and Nikki.
                         
          Up on the porch, Nan finally sees Muffy emerging from the distant tool
          shed. Muffy is dressed plainly, oddly conventional, with a perceptible
          sense of disorder about her. She keeps to herself, turning toward the
          woods beyond, with cutting blade and mushroom basket in hand.
                         
          Nan puts down her book, hurrying off the porch. But by the timeshe
          looks up again, Muffy is gone...
          EXT. DOCK - DAY
                         
          Rob and Kit are standing together on the dock. He is dripping wet and
          covered with goose flesh. She has not been in yet. And while he is
          vigorously toweling off his arms and chest, trying to get the blood
          circulating again, she stands behind him with another towel and
          gently, lovingly dries his back. She finishes and he steps away from
          her and gazes out across the sound.
                         
                         KIT
          Rob? What's wrong?
                         
          Pause.
                         
                         ROB
          I swear it wasn't this cold yesterday .
                         
          This isn't what she meant, and he knows it.
                         
                         KIT
          Are you giving up?
                         
                         ROB
          (turning to her; gently)
          What about you? What about your future? You're the one with the four
          point.
                          (DEJECTED)
          ...maybe it's crazy--you investing so much energy in me.
                         
                         KIT
                         (QUIETLY)
          I don't know. I'm scared. I don't know if I want what Mom and
          everybody else expects of me. I don't want to go to law school.
                         
                         ROB
                         (PROTESTING)
          You've got a great mind
                         
                         KIT
          ...only it's not made up.
                         
          Smiling sadly, he crosses to her, puts his arms around her.
                         
                         ROB
          Great... Do you realize how perfectly unmatched we are?
                         
                         KIT
          It's made up about one thing though.
                         
                         ROB
          Yeah? What's that?
          She looks up and kisses him softly.
                         
                         ROB
          Will you feel the same about me a year from now? Two years, five years
          from now?
                         
          She takes his hand and leads him down the pier and into the boathouse.
                         
                         
          INT. BOATHOUSE - DAY
          As they come inside. Kit closes the door, and immediately they are in
          each other's arms.
                         
          The surging waves swirl beneath them, visible through the shrunken
          floorboards. Rob and Kit stretch out. All the passion, all the
          tenderness, all the intensity makes them oblivious to the fact that
          something is moving on the water below...
                         
          And when Kit finally opens her eyes to it, Skip's face bulges
          gruesomely up at her through the slatted floor!
                         
          Kit screams and scrambles to her feet--Rob completely uncomprehending
          until he sees it too: Skip's body, pale and bloodied, draped within
          the grungy skiff passing beneath them on the waves.
                         
          EXT. DOCK - DAY
                         
          By the time he pulls on his swimsuit and comes rushing out
          with Kit, however, Rob's shock has turned to rage.
                         
                         ROB
          Skip! You sonofabitch!
                         
          But there's no response, Skip's body unmoving on the self-powered
          skiff which continues bobbing out to sea.
                         
                         ROB
                         
          starts to wonder whether it really is a joke. He hurries forward,
          plunging 'into the water to reach the boat.
                         
                         ROB
          Skip... Skip!
                         
          But it's too far and getting farther, and the waves are too strong.
                         
          EXT. ST. JOHN HOUSE - DAY
                         
          Rob and Kit come struggling up the path. Chaz trains his videopak on
          them from the porch . He, Arch, Harvey and Nikki unwind with beer and
          sandwiches after their sweaty workout.
                         CHAZ
          (commentary while he tapes)
          Respectable young Quaker couple returning after quiet afternoon of
          nonviolent sex.
                         
                         ARCH
                         (CALLING )
          Well, how was it?
                         
                         ROB
          Where's Skip? Anybody seen him?
                         
                         NIKKI
          Who wants to know?
                         
                         ROB
          Goddammit, can't you give me a straight answer!
                         
          They sit up with the force. Nan comes out on the porch, hearing .
                         
                         KIT
                         (FRANTICALLY)
          We saw him... on a boat... drifting by the pier. He wasn't movinq. He
          looked dead... unless he was joking...!
                         
                         CHAZ
          Well, if it was Skip...
                         
                         KIT
          I saw his face!
                         
                         ROB
                         (DEMANDINGLY)
          Has anybody seen him since last night?
                         
          They all realize they haven't.
                         
          ROB (cont .)
          Jesus Christ...
                         
          Rob turns, rushing into the house.
                         
          INT. ENTRY HALL - DAY
                         
          Rob stops as he notices, near the foot of the stairs where he'd parked
          it upon first entering the house yesterday afternoon, Skip's overnight
          bag.
                         
          He turns and bounds up the stairs.
          INT. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY - DAY
                         
          Rob runs down to Skip's door and flings it open. A cheap rubber
          hobgoblin drops suddenly in front of him, suspended from the ceiling
          on frail, metal springs.
                         
          Rob jumps back with a startled cry, then angrily tears the thing out
          of his way and throws it down.
                         
          This is the last of Muffy's little April Fool's gags, and as with the
          overnight bag, it signifies that Skip has been nowhere near this room.
                         
          But Rob steps inside and looks around just to make sure.
                         
          The room is untouched, the bed unslept in.
                         
          EXT . PORCH - DAY
                         
          Rob hurries out, as Muffy finally appears, emerging from the wooded
          grounds, basketful of mushrooms in hand. She approaches.
                         
                         MUFFY
          (noticing their distress )
          Something wrong?
                         
          Rob rushes by her.
                         
                         ARCH
          Wait! I'll go with you!
                         
                         CHAZ
          Me too!
                         
          EXT. DOCK - DAY
                         
          As Rob, Arch and Chaz come running down to the water. They stop and
          look around, seeing nothing.
                         
          No answer.
                         
                         ARCH
          (aloud: for Skip)
          Hey, asshole!
                         
                         CHAZ
          Wait a minute! Look at this!
                         
          He has found on the little pebbled beach beside the dock, Skip's
          switchblade. It is in pieces. There's blood on the broken blade.
                         
                         CHAZ
          This was Skip's.
                         ARCH
          What do you think? That guy on the ferry?
                         
                         ROB
          I don't know. I don't know what to think.
                         
                         ARCH
          I say we go looking for him, him or Skip. One of them's bound to still
          be around... somewhere.
                         
                         CHAZ
          You mean split up?
                         
                         ROB
          Let's not take any chances. He was... He was pretty big.
                         
                         ARCH
          No sucker's taken me yet.
                         
          He rips a loose board off the dock for a club.
                         
          EXT. UTILITY ROOM - HOUSE ­ DAY
                         
          In the gathering twilight, Muffy puts the basket of mushrooms away on
          a shelf. Someone grabs her wrist. She gasps. It's Nan. Nan steps from
          the shadows.
                         
                         NAN
          I know why you're avoiding me...
                         (DISTRAUGHT)
          I guess it's your idea of a joke... that's why you invited me. How'd
          you find out? From one of his preppy 'friends'? Who else have you
          told?... Who else knows, except the father!
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (ASTONISHED)
          I... don't know what you're talking about.
                         
                         NAN
          Oh? The tape just got there? You know very well... my abortion!
                         
          She comes apart, in tears. Muffy stares, uncomprehending.
                         
          NAN (cont.)
          I thought you wanted to be friends... you think you can play with
          people's feelings just because you're rich and can do what you want.
          Well, you can't...!
                         
          She rushes out the rear door. Muffy tries to recover, confused.
                         
          She continues on to the back entrance to the kitchen.
          INT. KITCHEN - DAY
                         
          Swinging open the door, she almost runs into Harvey.
                         
                         HARVEY
                         (SHEEPISHLY)
          Sorry... I was just checkin' to make sure everybody was all right.
                         
          He beats a hasty retreat the other way, passing Nikki on her way in
          Nikki raises an eyebrow at Muffy, misinterpreting the tension in the
          air.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Harvey? No kidding'?
                         
          Maybe that explains your clothes.
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (NERVOUSLY)
          What d'you, mean?
                         
                         NIKKI
          Oh, c'mon.
                         
          Muffy exits hurriedly, upset.
                         
          EXT. WOODS - DAY
                         
          The path is narrow and tortuous . Arch uses his club to clear the way,
          trying to follow its twists and turns. He also tries to make vocal
          contact.
                         
                         ARCH
          Hey, shithead! chickendick!... yeah, you! Skip!
                         
          He moves deeper and deeper into the forest.
                         
                         LOW ANGLE
                         
          Up ahead on the pathway a thick, black viper slithers out of the
          undergrowth, stops, sensing Arch's presence, and coils itself against
          his approach.
                         
                         WIDER
                         
          as Arch stalks forward, not looking at the ground.
                         
                         LOW ANGLE
                         ARCH
                         (THUNDERING )
          Skip!
                         
          Arch steps right over the snake and continues on.
                         
                         WIDER
                         
          as Arch hears a noise. He stops. SOMEONE ELSE is here with him, very
          nearby.
                         
                         ARCH
          Skip?
                         
          He turns and moves back along the trail, peering into the dense
          foliage on either side.
                         
                         LOW ANGLE
                         
          as he steps over the snake again going back the other way.
                         
                         WIDER
                         
          He stops again, looks all around him, then turns once more and starts
          to move very slowly with short little steps back in the other
          direction.
                         
                         ARCH
          Skip?
                         
                         LOW ANGLE
                         
          He is edging closer and closer to the snake. He is bound to step on it
          this time.
                         
          The snake coils itself to strike.
                         
          Arch's foot comes down just missing it, less than six inches away,
          when suddenly the ground seems to move. A noose springs up, tightens
          around his ankle, and Arch is lifted into the air upside down,
          swinging wildly, dropping his club.
                         
          Now the viper strikes, and Arch sees it. He is shrieking with horror
          as he tries to bat the creature away from him. But he keeps swinging
          into it, and the snake keeps striking at him, trying to find an
          opening.
                         
          Suddenly a long, gleaming blade ENTERS FRAME and chops the snake in
          two.
                         
          Arch looks up, his face white and frozen into a mask of sheer terror,
          no longer able even to scream
          EXT. BACK YARD - LATE AFTERNOON
                         
          Kit, Nikki and Harvey are waiting on the back porch when Rob emerges
          from the woods nearby.
                         
                         KIT
          (calling to him)
          No Skip?
                         
          Chaz now comes out of the woods on the other side of the yard.
                         
                         CHAZ
          No luck.
                         
                         ROB
                         (TO CHAZ)
          Where's Arch?
                         
                         CHAZ
          He isn't with you?
                         
                         NIKKI
          I don't like this... I definitely don't think I like this...
                         
                         KIT
          I think it's about time we called the police.
                         
          The screen door BANGS again. They look up. It's Muffy. She returns
          their stares stiffly, without expression . She holds flowers cut with
          hand shears.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Eight-two-four-eight. Constable Potter has an office at his home.
                         
                         KIT
                         (TO ROB)
          I don't think we should wait any longer...
                         
          Rob moves into the house past Muffy. Kit follows him.
                         
          MUFFY (to be played like Muffy)
          Who wants some tea?
                         (BEAT)
          It'll calm our nerves...
                         
          She exits toward the kitchen . Nikki. perplexed by her behavior, looks
          strangely after her.
                         
          EXT . GROUNDS OF HOUSE - LATE AFTERNOON
          Nan sits alone on a stone bench beside a small Buddha statue in a
          secluded corner of the garden behind the house. She has been weeping.
          Her face tells the story.
                         
          Now a gentle wind springs up rustling the leaves of the thick bushes
          surrounding her. She looks up.
                         
          INT. LIVING ROOM ­ SUNSET
                         
          Rob is on the phone trying to reach the Constable. He hangs up the
          receiver, then lifts it and starts to· dial again. Kit, standing
          beside him. now wanders silently off into the dining room .
                         
          INT. KITCHEN - HOUSE - SUNSET
                         
          As Kit enters, Muffy comes in from the pantry, breathless and
          apologetic, her hands full of tea boxes.
                         
                         MUFFY
          I didn't know what kind anybody would like so I just... got them
          all...
                         
                         KIT
          Let me help.
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (CAREFULLY)
          Has he reached the Constable?
                         
                         KIT
          Rob? No, we haven 't been able to get through to the mainland yet.
                         
          Muffy eases. Kit turns the tap to fill the kettle. The pipes begin to
          BANG. The tap sputters and coughs out a spurt of brown water before
          running dry.
                         
                         L1UFFY
          Oh... ·the main... it's probably broken.
                         
                         KIT
                         (STUNNED)
          No water?
                         
          Nikki and Harvey enter, having heard the pipes banging.
                         
                         NIKKI
          What's happening.
                         
                         KIT
          No water.
                         NIKKI
          What!
                         
                         MUFFY
          It happens sometime... But there's still the well all the island homes
          have some kind of pump... or well... for emergencies.
                         
          Nikki reaches for a large flashlight beam.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Jesus. I'll go. Just point me in the right direction.
                         
                         HARVEY
                         (GALLANTLY)
          Not without me.
                         
          Harvey accompanies Nikki out the back door, leaving Kit and Muffy
          alone again.
                         
                         MUFFY
          (bearing up under Kit's stare)
          I'm not worried. I'm sure those two... Skip and Art... they're just up
          to some kind of stupid trick . . .
                         
          Kit moves out of the kitchen uneasily.
                         
          EXT. WELL - DUSK
          Nikki milkes ghost sound8, following Harvey out through the dark. It
          makes him nervous.
                         
                         HARVEY
                         (UNCOMFORTABLY)
          I don't think you should really do that.
                         
                         NIKKI
                          (SEEING)
          Is that it?
                         
          The well is the old-fashioned kind.
                         
          NIKKI (cont.)
          Boy, when she said `well,' she really meant 'well'. who dug this
          thing? Pocahontas?
                         
          She reaches for the wooden bucket attached by metal nook to the thick
          rope. Harvey pre-empts.
                         
                         HARVEY
          Here, let me do it. I've probably had more experience than you.
                         
                         NIKKI
          You mean, back home on the farm?
                         HARVEY
          I know you think I'm a hick, but I'd like to change your mind about
          that, if you'd only give me the chance.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Why?
                         
                         HARVEY
          Because, I'd really like to plow your field.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (SMILES" IMPRESSED)
          Draw me some water.
                         
          He's glad to oblige, opening the hinged wood well cover and lowering
          the bucket slowly. The dark hole seems to go on forever. Suddenly,
          there's a muffled CLATTER deep within the well.
                         
                         HARVEY
          Aw, crap...
                         
                         NIKKI
          What happened?
                         
                         HARVEY
          I lost the bucket.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Harve.
                         
                         HARVEY
          Hal. The rope was rotten, any fool coulda seen that.
                         
                         NIKKI
          You didn't.
                         
                         HARVEY
          Here, shine your light down so I can get a fix on it.
                         
          She rises on her toes, flashing the powerful beam down the dank hole.
          Harvey bends over to look. A rotted piece of the well cover breaks off
          in his hand. He lurches forward.
                         
                         HARVEY
          Oh... oh, Jesus!
                         
          He slams back in ashen horror.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (STARTLED}
          ...what...
                         HARVEY
          Stay back! Don't look!
                         
                         NIKKI
          I'm a big girl now. I think I ·can handle a few spiders and
                         FROGS ---
                         
          She shines the beam down again, bending in for a look.
                         
                         HARVEY
                         NIKKI --
                         
          She should've listened to him.
                         
                         HER POV
                         
          Nan's body lies twisted and jammed among the slime. Her dress is torn,
          revealing a white breast with veins of blood streaming across it and
          into the water. Next to her, Arch's severed head gapes up in a rictus
          grin, joined in its leer by Skip's decapitated head.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         
          It's like the very guts have been torn out of her. She screams,
          stumbling back.
                         
          EXT. WELL ­ DUSK
                         
          as Rob runs up, everyone else is already there.
                         
                         ROB
                         (BREATHLESS)
          What is it?
                         
                         KIT
                         (ASHEN)
          You don't want to know.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (STILL PANICKED)
          In the well ! Oh, God, the well!
                         
          Rob grabs the flashlight from Chaz's hands and leaps up to take a
          look.
                         
          After a long, horrifying glimpse he has to step back to control his
          overwhelming nausea. He shudders violently.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (COLD FEAR)
          We have to leave, all of us, we have to get away.
                         ROB
          (closing the well cover)
          We can't get away. Everyone back into the house . Now.
                         (JUMPING DOWN)
          Let's go!
                         
          EXT. BACK OF THE HOUSE - NIGHT
                         
          Looking in through the windows we can see Rob alone in the living room
          still trying the phone.
                         
          PANNING ACROSS to the dining room windows, we see Nikki seated at the
          table with Kit and Chaz on either side of her. Harvey stands behind
          them against the wall.
                         
          EXT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT
                         
          Kit is trying to comfort Nikki who is still in shock.
                         
                         KIT
          It's okay, Nikki. With the others... they were outdoors. But we're
          inside now, and we're safe.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (QUIETLY)
          It's all because of what happened on the ferry, isn't it?
                         
                         CHAZ
                         (HIMSELF UNNERVED)
          It was an accident. Don't they know that?
                         
          Muffy enters from the kitchen with a glass of water. Harvey pulls her
          quietly aside.
                         
                         HARVEY
          Muffy, where do you keep your guns?
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (BLANKLY)
          Guns? We don't keep guns in this house.
                         
          The others turn and look back at them. There is an uncomfortable
          pause.
                         
                         MUFFY
          (handing Nikki the glass)
          Here.
                         
          NIKKI ,
          Oh, God! Not the water!
                         MUFFY
          It's all right. It's Perrier.
                         
          Suddenly the phone rings O. S. They all look toward the living room.
                         
          INT. LIVING ROOH - NIGHT
                         
          ...as Rob snatches up the receiver.
                         
                         ROB
                         (DESPERATELY)
          Hello!
                         
          He listens for a moment, then almost collapses with relief.
                         
          ROB (cont.)
          Constable Potter... Thank God it's you...
                         
          The others stand and start drifting in from the dining room.
                         
          INT. MAINLAND HOSPITAL - NIGHT
                         
          Constable Potter is calling from a pay phone near the reception desk.
          He listens for a moment, then ...
                         
                         POTTER
          What are you talking about?
                         (LISTENS)
          That ain't possible .
                         (LISTENS)
          And I'm telling you, I'm here at the hospital now visiting Buck. He
          came out of surgery last night--It might interest you to know he'll be
          all right-- and Cal's been here too, the whole time.
                         
          ANGLE WIDENS to reveal the ferryman Cal standing anxiously beside him.
                         
          INT. LIVING ROOM ­ NIGHT
                         
          Rob looks like he's just been clubbed on the back of the head.
                         
                         ROB
                         (PLEADING )
          Constable?...
                         (LISTENS)
          Here. She's all right.
                         (LISTENS)
          With Muffy? What do you mean?
                         
          He looks up at the others who have gathered around him expectantly.
                         ROB
                         (FINALLY)
          Yes, all right... Please... Please hurry.
                         
          He hangs up. Pause.
                         
                         ROB
          (anything, but jubilant)
          He's on his way. We're supposed to wait here... to stay together...
                         
                         CHAZ
          What about the ferryman?
                         
                         ROB
          It isn't him. They've been together all day.
                         
                         CHAZ
          What?
                         
                         KIT
          I don't understand.
                         
          They look at each other ominously.
                         
                         ROB
                         (STANDING)
          I don't either.
                         (BEAT)
          He's going to send up a flare as he's nearing the dock. Then
          we're to go down as a group to meet him there.
                         (MOVING AWAY)
          In the meantime... we just wait.
                         
          He goes out of the living room.
                         
          INT. FRONT ENTRY - NIGHT
                         
          Rob bolts and double-locks the front door. He also fastens the chain
          just for good measure.
                         
          INT. LIVING & DINING ROOMS - NIGHT
                         
          Chaz and Nikki secure all the doors and windows to the outside.
                         
          INT. STUDY - NIGHT
                         
          Kit enters, checks and locks the windows. She turns on the lamp. On
          the desk -- prominently displayed and catching her eye -- a FRAMED
          PHOTOGRAPH.
          CLOSE - THE PHOTOGRAPH
                         
          It is a black-and-white picture, probably Muffy as a child. But
          what's confusing is there's another little girl next to her in the
          picture, who looks just like Muffy, too...
                         
                         KIT
                         
          ...doesn't understand. She glances at the walls for more pictures.
                         
          Muffy enters suddenly, interrupting her. Kit startles, turning. They
          face each other.
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (UNNATURALLY COMPOSED)
          It's my father's study.
                         
                         KIT
                         (NERVOUSLY)
          I just came in to make sure everything was secure
          to lock the windows.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Good idea. Sometimes... with the tides... it can take someone all
          night to get here from the mainland... and even then, sometimes they
          don't make it...
                         
          INT. HARVEY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
                         
          Harvey is unlocking his suitcase which is back up on the bed. He
          reaches in and pulls out a small revolver. He drops the cylinder,
          checking to see that it's loaded, then snaps it back in place. He
          tucks the weapon into the waistband at the small of his back, then
          slips on his navy blazer.
                         
          INT. BASEMENT - .NIGHT
                         
          No one is around and no one has been down here since earlier in the
          day when Muffy apparently brought down the painting with the vacant
          eye-holes from outsid~ Rob and Kit's bedroom.
                         
          CAMERA PANS off the painting, now hung on a blank wall, to the
          transcan window which is still propped open to the outside.
                         
          INT. LIVING ROOH ­ NIGHT
                         
          Chaz, Nikki, Kit and Harvey are here, trying to wait it out.
                         
                         HARVEY
          (peering out the window)
          What's taking him so long?
                         KIT
          (quietly; without conviction)
          It could be the tides.
                         
                         CHAZ
          Wait a minute. Aren't we supposed to be staying together? Where're
          Muffy and Rob?
                         
                         KIT
          Rob's checking the back of the house.
                         
                         CHAZ
          And Muffy?
                         
                         NIKKI
          She's been acting less than normal anyway.
                         
                         KIT
          (picking up on it)
          What do you mean?
                         
                         NIKKI
          You mean all day and you haven't noticed?
                         
                         HARVEY
          Well, who isn't?
                         
                         NIKKI
          ...and those nurse's shoes.
                         
                         CHAZ
          What nurse's shoes?
                         
                         NIKKI
          The clodhoppers she's been wearing today... crepe soles...
                         
          It's as though some common nerve of suspicion has been touched. They
          all stir.
                         
                         HARVEY
          She was arguing with Nan in the hall, before you and Rob... before you
          came back alone.
                         
          They turn full attention on him.
                         
                         HARVEY
          About something Nan found in her room.
                         
                         CHAZ
          What?
                         HARVEY
                         (EMBARRASSED)
          Something about an abortion.
                         
          They all pause.
                         
                         NIKKI
          I found somethin"g in my room, too
                         
          She reaches into her bag and pulls out the black rubber bondage hood.
                         
                         NIKKI
          ...only I don't think it was intended for me .
                         
                         CHAZ
                         (SARCASTIC )
          Oh, really?
                         
                         HARVEY
          (to Chaz; defending Nikki)
          And What did you find?
                         
                         CHAZ
          I didn't find anything.
                         
                         HARVEY
          We're supposed to believe that?
                         
                         CHAZ
          That's right.
                         (TRUMPING HIM)
          I spent the night with Nikki.
                         (BEAT)
          What about you?
                         
                         HARVEY
          What about me?
                         
                         CHAZ
          What's your little secret?
                         
                         HARVEY
                         (EVASIVELY)
          I don't know What you're talking about.
                         
                         CHAZ
          Oh, come on, sport. I walked in on you last night , and you were
          acting like your ass was on fire...
                         
                         HARVEY
          It wasn't anything... Just some clippings... of some car accidents.
                         CHAZ
                         (INSINUATING)
          Nothing personal in that, I suppose?
                         
                         HARVEY
          No! Who hasn't been in a car accident? It's a common thing.
                         
                         CHAZ
          I haven't.
                         
          There is a slight pause. Rob comes into the living room, holding a
          flashlight and stands just inside the doorway.
                         
          The others shift uncomfortably.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (QUIETLY)
          What I'd like to know is, how did Muffy find out about these
          things and why -- ?
                         
                         KIT
          Stop it! Just stop it all of you!
                         (BEAT)
          What is wrong with us? Nhat happened to all our talk about friendship,
          and undying loyalty?
          (looking from one to the other)
          Do you know what we're saying? That we're actually sitting here
          discussing the possibility that Muffy, a generous friend, has invited
          us all here to --
                         
          She stops suddenly, freezing in mid-sentence, and they all turn,
          following the direction of her look, to see Muffy standing in the
          entryway behind Rob.
                         
                         MUFFY
          I'm going upstairs.
                         
                         ROB
          Muffy? We should all stay together.
                         
                         MUFFY
          This is my house.
                         (BEAT)
          I'll be in my room.
                         
          She turns and heads up the stairs.
                         
          Pause.
                         NIKKI
                         (FINALLY)
          She's got a point.
                         (STANDING)
          We're starting to get on each other's nerves.
                         
                         HARVEY
          As long as we all stay within shouting distance of each other...
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (TO CHAZ)
          You coming?
                         
          He joins her, and they quietly head for the stairs.
                         
                         ROB
          I'm goinq to find the way up to the attic.
                         
                         KIT
          Why?
                         
                         ROB
          I'm sure we can watch for the Constable better from up there.
                         
          Kit hesitates.
                         
                         HARVEY
          It's all right. I can keep watch on the stairs.
                         
          Rob ho1ds out his hand to her. She takes it and they walk together
          toward the stairs.
                         
          INT. MUFFY' S BEDROOM - NIGHT
                         
          Muffy enters, closes the door quietly and locks it behind her. She
          crosses to her bed, slowly sits down and loses herself in troubled
          thought about everything that is going on.
                         
          INT. MAIN STAIRWAY ­ NIGHT
                         
          Harvey steps up to the halfway landing and sits down. He looks above,
          looks below, then opens a magazine and begins thumbing through it.
                         
          INT. NIKKI'S ROOM - NIGHT
                         
          Nikki's suitcase is open on the bed, and she is moving nervously about
          the room, gathering her things and cramming them into it.
                         
                         CHAZ
          Nikki, come on...
                         NIKKI
          What do you mean, Nikki, come on? Don't give me any of this Nikki,
          come on.
                         
                         CHAZ
          What are you doing?
                         
                         NIKKI
          Look, stay if you like. Lock your door. Dig a trench. Hang out. But
          once I leave this place, I'm never coming back.
                         
          She walks out the door, and Chaz follows her to...
                         
          INT. UPSTAIRS HALL - SAME
                         
          They cross the hall.
                         
                         CHAZ
          (catching up to her)
          We're all supposed to stay together here.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Yeah, that's been real effective...
                         
          She goes into...
                         
          INT. BATHROOM - SAME
                         
          ...and starts to collect all her stuff from in here. Chaz comes in
          behind her.
                         
                         CHAZ
          So what are you going to do? Just waltz on down to the pier. By
          yourself. Check your bag with the porter. Then wait for an ocean liner
          to happen by and pick you up. Is that it?
                         
          NIKKI,
          (pushing past him)
          I can't stay here any longer.
                         
          She goes back out into the hallway. Chaz follows.
                         
          INT. UPSTAIRS HALL - SAME
                         
          as they cross back to Nikki's bedroom.
                         
                         CHAZ
          What if the Constable never even comes?
                         
                         NIKKI
          Then I'll swim all the way back to the mainland... I can be strong if
          I have to.
          INT. NIKKI'S ROOM - NIGHT
                         
          as they re-enter.
                         
                         CHAZ
          Look, just relax--
                         
                         NIKKI
          Three people are dead and you're telling me to relax?
                         CHAZ
          Nikki, now just hold on a minute, and look at me. Look at me.
                         
          She stops and looks at him.
                         
          CHAZ (CONT.)
          Now, am I nervous? Yes. Maybe even a little bit scared? Yes.
          Am I running around like a chicken with its head cut off?
                         
                         NIKKI
          Nice image.
                         
                         CHAZ
          No.
                         (BEAT)
          I mean, come on, babe. Lighten up a little, huh?
                         
          He quickly slips the S&M mask over his head, clowning around.
                         
          CHAZ (CONT.)
                         (MUFFLED)
          Look at this. What, me worry?
                         
                         NIKKI
          Very funny, Chaz.
                         
                         CHAZ
                         (MUFFLED)
          You've got to look on the bright side of things. Everything'll be all
          right... Huh? Huh?
                         
                         NIKKI
          Don't be a jerk.
                         
                         CHAZ
                         (MUFFLED)
          Oh. Now I'm turning you on. Right?
                         
          NIKKI,
          Take that thing off.
                         CHAZ
                         (MUFFLED)
          Why? I kind of like it in here.
          (moving blindly toward her)
          Kiss me, you savage she-devil.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Get out of here.
                         
          She pushes him and he falls backward across the bed.
                         
                         CHAZ
                         (MUFFLED)
          Ooooh, stop it some more. I love it when you're rough.
                         
          She turns and goes out of the room again. Chaz remains lying across
          the bed.
                         
                         CHAZ
                         (MUFFLED)
          Course it would help a little if I could breathe in here. For when
          things start to get really passionate.
                         (BEAT)
          Nikki?
                         
          CAMERA FRAMES the open bedroom window for a beat. The curtains luff
          slightly in response to a gentle breeze wafting in.
                         
          INT. UPSTAIRS HALL - MOMENTS LATER
                         
          Nikki comes down the hall with some more clothes on her arm. She
          arrives at her door, opens it (she had not closed it the last time she
          went out), and goes inside.
                         
          INT. NIKKI'S ROOM - SAME
          Chaz is still lying across the bed as last seen, except that now his
          hands cover his crotch.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (NOTICING)
          Real subtle, Chaz.
                         
          She continues packing, moving around the room.
                         
          NIKKI (CONT.)
          Now I'm supposed to throw off my clothes and jump on you? Just wind
          her up and watch her go? You've got a lot to learn, buddy.
                         
          No response. Chaz lies perfectly still. Not even his chest appears to
          be moving.
                         NIKKI
          (looking at his crotch again)
          What is this? Show and tell?
                         (BEAT)
          I'll show you mine if you show me yours?
                         (BEAT)
          Well, forget it... You may as well just stick it back in your pants.
                         (BEAT)
          Chaz?... Chaz?
                         (NO ANSWER)
          Say something, goddammit!
                         
          She swats his hands away from his crotch. Beneath them, on his pants,
          is a slowly growing blood stain.
                         
          Nikki gasps, her mouth contorting into a scream that will not come.
          She turns suddenly in response to .a NOISE O.S., and sees a DARK
          FIGURE stepping out from behind the slowly closing bedroom door.
                         
          INT . ATTIC STAIRS - NIGHT
                         
          It is almost pitch black. O.S. there is the sound of a lightswitch
          being flicked on and off.
                         
          ROB (O.S.)
          No lights.
                         
          Suddenly a flashlight beam pierces the darkness, and Rob and Kit can
          now be seen ascending the stairs to the attic.
                         
          INT. ATTIC - NIGHT
                         
          ...as they arrive at the top. Rob sweeps the one large room with her
          flashlight. Piles of old furniture are stacked here and there, covered
          with grimy sheets.
                         
                         KIT
          No one's been up here in years.
                         
          Rob crosses to the garret windows overlooking the sound.
                         
          PAUSE.
                         
                         KIT
          Can you see him?
                         
                         ROB
          NO. There must not be a light on the boat.
                         
                         KIT
          Or... he's chosen not to use it.
                         ROB
          Kit? He said something else on the phone, about Muffy.
                         
                         KIT
          What?
                         
                         ROB
          He said not to trust anybody. That's why we were to stay together. No
          one was to be left alone with anyone else... Then he said, especially
          not with Muffy.
                         
                         KIT
          So that's why you let her go upstairs?
                         
                         ROB
          That's why I let her go.
                         
                         KIT
                         (BEAT)
          What did he mean by that?
                         
                         ROB
          I don't know. He wouldn't explain it.
                         
                         KIT
          But that's ridiculous...
                         
                         ROB
          Is it? He's known her longer than we have.
                         
          He sweeps the flashlight back toward the stairs.
                         
                         KIT
          Rob, wait a minute. What's that?
                         
                         ROB
          Where?
                         
          She takes the flashlight from him and aims it on something near the
          door--the Barbie and Ken dolls from the previous night's dinner.
                         
                         ROB
          It's just the dolls.
                         
                         KIT
          She's been up here.
                         
                         ROB
          So?
          She moves toward them while Rob stays by the windows looking out. As
          she gets closer to the dolls, however, Kit realizes that they have not
          just been stuck there haphazardly.
                         
                         KIT
                         (ALARMED)
          Rob?
                         
          Rob comes over to join her as we CUT TO:
                         
                         HER POV
                         
          of the dolls as the flashlight moves across them, slowly revealing
          them one by one. The last to be seen are a Barbie and the heads of two
          Kens stuck in a bowl of water.
                         
          ROB AND KlT
                         
          staring at them, frightened and astonished.
                         
                         ROB
          Jesus...
                         
                         KIT
                         (LOSING IT)
          Rob? . . .
                         
                         ROB
          It's Arch and Skip and Nan.
                         
                         KIT
          Rob??...
                         
                         ROB
          Wait...
                         
          He takes the flashlight from her and reveals two more: a Barbie and a
          Ken lying next to each other with no clothes on, both of them
          splattered with bright red nail polish.
                         
                         ROB
          What are these other two?
                         
          Suddenly the room is flooded with light. Rob turns sharply and sees
          outside the window the Constable's flare hanging in the night sky.
                         
                         ROB
          He's here!
                         
          O.S. there is a PISTOL SHOT from downstairs. Kit screams.
                         ROB
          Come on!
                         
          He jumps to his feet, grabs hold of her hand and pulls her with him
          out of the attic.
                         
          INT. UPSTAIRS HALL - NIGHT
                         
          as they come racing down from the attic. Rob heads for the
          main staircase...
                         
                         ROB
          Hal!
                         
          ...while Kit runs down the hall to Nikki's room and flings
          open the door.
                         
                         KIT
          Nikki?
                         
          She isn't there.
                         
          Kit backs into the hallway. Downstairs O.S. she can hear Rob moving
          about, calling for Harvey, but up here all is quiet and threatening.
                         
          She hurries silently down to Chaz' room, opens the door and steps
          inside.
                         
          INT. CHAZ' ROOM - NIGHT
                         
          It is dark again in here, but the video camera is still operating. Kit
          closes the door behind her and leans forward, barely whispering...
                         
                         KIT
          Chaz?... Nikki?...
                         
          She turns on the light and sees the bed, both beds: they are drenched
          in blood.
                         
          Kit reaches for the doorknob. It comes off in her hand.
                         
                         KIT
          Rob!!!
                         
          She's frantically pounding on the door and trying to jam the doorknob
          back in, to get it to work.
                         
          There's a NOISE outside the window. She turns aghast. Suddenly the
          door flies open.
                         ROB
                         (ENTERING)
          I can't find Hal--
                         
          He stops in mid-sentence as he sees the beds. Kit is already through
          the door. Rob follows her out.
                         
          INT. UPSTAIRS HALL . - NIGHT
                         
          Rob is running with her toward the stairs.
                         
                         KIT
          Rob, what about Muffy?
                         
                         ROB
          Forget her!
                         
                         KIT
                         (STOPPING HIM)
          She's my friend!
                         
          She breaks away from him and dashes down to Muffy's door. Rob has no
          choice but to follow her.
                         
                         KIT
                         (KNOCKING)
          Muffy! Muffy!!
                         
          She tries the door, but it's locked.
                         
                         ROB
          (pulling her away)
          Let's go.
                         
          Rounding the corner to the shadowy back stairs, Rob suddenly bumps
          into something, someone there. He screams aloud, dropping his
          flashlight.
                         
          It is Harvey. His body dangles from the rafters high above the top of
          the rear stairs, a thick rope around his neck.
                         
          Now Rob has become unnerved, and it is Kit's turn to take the lead.
                         
                         KIT
          This way!
                         
          And they head back toward the main staircase.
          EXT DOCK. -- NIGHT
                         
          The flarelight wanes. Constable Potter looks up anxiously. Soon he
          will be waiting in darkness . (Unlike the previous night's scene, now
          there are no outdoor lights on here.)
                         
          EXT. BACK OF THE HOUSE - NIGHT
                         
          Rob and Kit burst out of the dining room as if the house were on fire.
          Kit stops to pull the doors shut behind them.
                         
                         ROB
          (yanking her away)
          Forget the doors!
                         
          Within moments they have crossed the back yard and disappeared into
          the brush leading down to the water.
                         
          EXT. PATHWAYS - NIGHT
                         
          The night is a landscape of terror. As Rob and Kit race through the
          darkness, the forest seems to fold in on top of them, completely
          enclosing them within itself.
                         
          EXT. DOCK - NIGHT
                         
          They arrive at the water's edge and slow down abruptly. Though they
          can see Potter's boat rocking gently in the water, moored to the dock,
          they cannot make out any sign of the Constable.
                         
                         ROB
          (in guarded approach)
          Constable... Mr. Potter?
                         
          No answer. The silence is chilling. They proceed out onto the dock.
          They come to the boat.
                         
                         ROB
                         (WHISPERING)
          If there's another flare, we can signal him.
                         
                         KIT
          Maybe he went on to the house.
                         
          Rob unlashes the mooring, grabbing hold of the line to pull the boat
          in. It won't budge, the line snagged in the water where it dips in.
          Rob tugs harder, freeing something to the surface.
                         
                         CLOSE ANGLE
                         
          It is Constable Potter, his body turning once before sinking again
          under its tethered weights.
          An animal cries out behind them. Rob wastes no more time, pulling the
          rope and the boat quickly toward them. They jump in.
                         
          There is a flashlight in the toolbox. Rob grabs it, shining it onto
          the controls. But there's no key in the ignition, and no other way to
          start it.
                         
                         ROB
          Shit... no key!
                         
          Kit, meanwhile, picks up the LETTER that's lying on the bottom of the
          boat.
                         
                         KIT
          Rob!
                         
          He turns.
                         
          KIT (cont.)
          Look!
                         
          She presses it into his hands. He shines the flashlight.
                         
                         CLOSER ANGLE
                         
          Its waterstained, but still legible... The letterhead reads, 'STATE
          HOSPITAL FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE,' and it is dated 'MARCH 31,'
          addressed to Potter, and reads:
                         
                         RETURN ANGLE
                         
                         ROB
          "...Pursuant to our previous communication, please be advised that the
          patient under discussion has still not been found and returned to
          custody, and it now believed to be attempting to return to her home in
          your jurisdiction. If encountered, exercise extreme caution and notify
          us immediately, as Miss St. John has ·been a patient here for three
          years and is still considered incorrigibly unstable and extremely
          dangerous..."
                         
          Kit looks up, frantic.
                         
                         KIT
          Miss .St. John? What's it talking about? Muffy hasn't been in any
          state mental institution for the last three years -- she's been at
          Vassar!
                         
                         ROB
          I don't know... but we've gotta get this boat started.
                         KIT
          How?
                         
                         ROB
          The house. Didn't Muffy say there was another key back in the kitchen?
                         
                         KIT
                         (IN DREAD)
          Oh, no...
                         
                         ROB
          We've got no choice.
                         
                         KIT
          I know.
                         
                         ROB
          Shit.
                         
                         PAUSE
                         
                         KIT
          Rob?
                         
                         ROB
          Huh?
                         
                         KIT
          Rob, I really don't want to go back there.
                         
                         ROB
          I know.
                         
                         KIT
          Shit.
                         
          Another pause. Neither one is making the move to go.
                         
                         ROB
          I'd have you stay here, but--
                         
                         KIT
          No.
                         
                         ROB
                         (BEAT)
          Listen, Kit, we'll get out of here, I promise you. We've been through
          so much together...
                         
          She has started to cry softly.
          ROB (cont.)
          ...it isn't going to end here.
                         
                         KIT
                         (BEING BRAVE)
          Okay.
                         
          He kisses her. Pause.
                         
                         ROB
          Well...
                         
                         KIT
          Yeah...
                         
                         ROB
          Let's go.
                         
                         KIT
          Let's go.
                         
                         ROB
          Let's go.
                         
          Brief pause, then he turns to go.
                         
                         ROB
          Shit...
                         
          They move slowly off the dock.
                         
          EXT. GROUNDS OF HOUSE - NIGHT
                         
          Rob and Kit move up to the shrubbery skirting the back lawn and gaze
          across at the house. It is completely dark within and remains wrapped
          in silence as before.
                         
                         KIT
          Rob, look! The doors. They've been closed.
                         
          Sure enough, the doors they come out by minutes ago, the ones they
          didn't stop to close, are now shut tight.
                         
                         ROB
          Come on.
                         
          They move stealthily through the bushes around to the side of the
          house. They stop.
                         
                         ROB
          There.
          He is pointing toward the open basement window across a thirty foot
          space of clear lawn.
                         
                         ROB
          That's how we're going in.
                         
          Kit swallows hard.
                         
          She nods.
                         
                         ROB
          Are you with me?
                         
          They break from their cover and run, keeping low, to the side of the
          house. Rob peers through the window into the darkness inside , pushes
          the transom all the way open, and then drags himself through on his
          belly.
                         
          INT. BASEMENT - NIGHT
                         
          He drops to the floor, turning to give Kit a hand. She enters the
          same, dusting herself off next to him. Rob turns on the flashlight,
          using it cautiously.
                         
                         ROB
          (moving through darkness)
          The stairs... Where are the stairs?...
                         
                         KIT
          What's that?
                         
          They pause, hearing
                         
          DRIPPING SOUNDS in the darkness , comi ng from the depths of the
          utility room.
                         
          Rob leads the way, cautiously, toward the sound.
                         
          INT . UTILITY ROOM
                         
          The flashlight cuts through the dark, revealing the tap DRIPPING in
          the tub.
                         
          Before, the tub was clean. NOW, however, stubborn crimson STAINS smear
          the basin, like blood that has refused to be washed away. Other stains
          darken the floor.
                         
                         REVERSE ANGLE
                         
          Kit's eyes widen in growing horrow. Rob turns the beam toward the
          stains that track across the floor, following them.
                         KIT
                         (FEARFULLY)
          Rob...
                         
          INT. BASEMENT
                         
          The trail leads out of the utility room to the large, cast-iron
          incinerator. Rob steps forward, slowly opening its door, angling the
          beam inside.
                         
          THEIR POV - INCINERATOR
                         
          Inside, Muffy's characteristic attire -- the clothes we saw her
          wearing yesterday after their arrival -- lie stuffed inside, bloodied
          and charred.
                         
                         KIT
          Muffy's clothes...
                         
                         ROB
                         (PUZZLED)
          I don't get it.
                         
          The beam momentarily sweeps the wall next to Kit. She sees something.
                         
                         KIT
          (an urgent whisper)
          Rob!
                         
          She gets him to turn the beam back to the wall where she is. She helps
          train it on what she saw.
                         
          POV - THE WALL
                         
          It is a growth ·chart that has been marked in ink faded over the
          years. There are growth measurements for 'MUFFY'... and for ·a child
          named 'BUFFY"... with similar heights on similar dates.
                         
          RETURN ON KIT
                         
          She gasps, finally connecting it.
                         
                         KIT
          Oh, god... oh no!...
                         
          He doesn't yet understand.
                         
                         KIT
          ...the picture of the girls in the study... the letter... what the
          Constable was trying to tell you... It's not Muffy it's her twin
          sister, Buffy! She has a twin sister!
          Rob's eyes have a glazed look. They are fixed somewhere else.
                         
                         KIT
          Rob, don't you see?
                         (BEAT)
          Rob?
                         
          She follows his look and sees, on the wall near the growth chart, that
          he has trained his flashlight beam on the eyeless portrait from the
          night before. Only now, there are REAL EYES BEHIND THE PAINTING,
          STARING OUT AT THEM.
                         
                         KIT
                         (HUSHED)
          Rob!
                         
          He casts about for a weapon, coming up with a length of lead pipe.
                         
                         ROB
          Pull it away...
                         
                         KIT
          (too frightened to move)
          Rob?
                         
                         ROB
          Pull it away!
                         
          They advance together on the painting, Rob keeping his flashlight on
          the eyes the entire time. Kit slowly reaces out, lifts the painting
          from the wall and drops it, jumping back... just as MUFFY'S HEAD rolls
          forward from a shelf behind the painting, right into Kit's lap!
                         
          Kit screams as she bobbles the head in her hands like a hot potato,
          trying to get rid of it.
                         
          Suddenly a loud NOISE slams at the basement window. Rob grabs Kit,
          covering her mouth and snapping off .the flashlight. The head falls to
          the. floor at their feet. They turn...
                         
                         THEIR POV
                         
          ...just in time to see the window they entered being nailed shut from
          the outside. All else they can make out are Buffy's hands and her
          tell-tale nurse shoes. Then these two move of sight around the outside
          of the house.
                         
                         BASEMENT
                         
          Rob clicks on the beam in the direction they went and sees the stairs.
          They race to them, up them, the door to the pantry is not locked. It
          gives way under Rob's pressure.
                         
          INT. PANTRY ­ NIGHT
                         
          Kit scrambles up behind him. They can hear Buffy outside in the yard
          APPROACHING the kitchen door.
                         
          INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT
                         
          Rob and Kit hurry in. Rob searches frantically for the key board.
                         
                         ROB
          The boat key... it's gotta be here...
                         
          His flashlight sweeps the walls of shelves. Suddenly, Buffy is at the
          kitchen door. Though the door in locked, there's no bolt or chain to
          fully secure it. The knob RATTLES furiously under Buffy's grip, the
          door SHUDDERS.
                         
          Rob spots a walk-in cupboard. He hurries to it. Kit gropes along the
          shelves, searching the objects hanging along the distant wall.
                         
                         KITCHEN DOOR
                         
          A long, ugly-looking knife blade slips in through the crack in the
          door. Buffy is using it to try to pry open the door.
                         
                         CUPBOARD
                         
          Rob opens the door. Success. His beam falls on the key board on the
          inner wall.
                         
                         ROB
          Kit... I
                         
          He steps in, following his beam into the darkness. The cupboard door
          SLAMS shut behind him. He turns, trapped.
                         
          CLOSE ANGLE - KITCHEN DOOR
                         
          The door springs open.
                         
                         KITCHEN
                         
          Kit spins, crying out as she sees:
                         
                         HER POV
                         
          The shadowed figure of BUFFY, barefooted, disheveled, in a smock,
          dagger in hand. She advances, breathing heavily.
                         KIT
                         
          stumbles back desperately.
                         
                         KIT
          No...
                         
          INT. CUPBOARD
          Rob is desperately trying to break out, but the door won't open.
                         
                         ROB
          Kit! Let me out! Let me out of here! Kit!!
                         
          He is kicking the door, hurling himself at the door, but all to no
          effect. He barely has room to maneuver.
                         
          KIT (O.S.)
          Rob!!!
                         
          INT. KITCHEN
          Kit turns to Rob's voice, takes a step toward the cupboard, but
          suddenly Buffy is there, cutting her off.
                         
          Kit backes away, into the dining room.
                         
          INT. CUPBOARD
                         
                         ROB
                         (POUNDING FUTILELY)
          Kit! Run, Kit, run!
                         
          INT. DINING ROOM
                         
          Kit reels back under Buffy's steady advance. Kit can't see her clearly
          in the dim light, but she can make out, beneath Buffy's wild, stringy,
          dangling hair, the madness, the likeness of Muffy -- the familiar face
          somehow twisted by hate and madness into a stiff, hideous, unnatural
          deformation.
                         
          Buffy closes in, readying the long, greedy knife.
                         
          INT. CUPBOARD
                         
          Rob, still struggling, knows Kit is about to die.
                         
                         ROB
          Kit! I love you!
                         
          INT . DINING R.OOM
                         
          Cornered, helpless, Kit stumbles back toward the closed double doors
          that lead to the living room.
                         KIT
          Buffy?... please, we didn't mean any harm... we're leaving... we just
          want to go home... please... please...
                         
          Buffy raises the dagger in hand.
                         
          INT. CUPBOARD
                         
          No longer trying to escape. It's hopeless.
                         
                         ROB
          (for all he's worth)
          Kit! I love you! I love you, Kit!
                         
          A man's HAND reaches out from the side, lightly touching Rob's
          shoulder. Rob jumps, turning.
                         
                         ANGLE
                         
          It is Buck, standing practically right beside him, staring at Rob. His
          face is the same bloody, hideous mess it was the day before, after the
          accident.
                         
          Rob screams.
                         
                         BUCK
          I love you too, babe.
                         
          Rob swings at him, but only succeeds in smashing his knuckles against
          the door.
                         
          Buck grabs him and violently plants a kiss on his cheek.
                         
          INT. DINING ROOM
                         
          Kit slams back against the double doors, nowhere to go.
                         
                         KIT
          No... Oh, God...
                         
          and Buffy strikes. The knife jabs into the door, close to Kit's head.
          Kit gasps, momentarily spared. She pushes apart the double doors and
          stumbles back into...
                         
          INT. LIVING ROOM
                         
          All the lights are on, and when Kit takes her eyes off Buffy long
          enough to find out why, she discovers everyone is here -- Skip, Chaz,
          Nikki, Arch, Harvey, Nan, even the Constable and the ferryman. They
          sit or casually stand, quietly talking or reading magazines, taking no
          notice of her whatsoever.
          INT. CUPBOARD
                         
          Rob is screaming uncontrollably. Buck calmly peels all the blood and
          gore right off his face and slaps in onto Rob. Rob keeps screaming.
          Then Buck reaches out and unlatches the door. It was right there the
          whole time.
                         
          INT. LIVING ROOM
                         
          Kit is totally bewildered...
                         
                         KIT
                         (LOOKING AROUND)
          What.... ?
                         
          Then she looks back at Buffy who steps into the living room, and
          smiling, holds up the knife and plunges it into her own hand. The
          blade is retractable.
                         
                         KIT
          (wrought with emotion)
          Oh, fuck you!! Fuck you, you guys!!
                         
          Suddenly everyone in the room comes to life, roaring with laughter.
                         
          INT. KITCHEN
                         
          Rob stumbles out of the cupboard, Buck's gory make-up still stuck to
          his face.
                         
                         ROB
          Kit! !
                         
          Still frightened and confused, Rob hasn't put it together yet. He runs
          out of the kitchen...
                         
          INT LIVING ROOM
                         
          ...through the dining room and into the living room where he stops
          dead cold upon seeing everybody.
                         
                         
                         ROB
          Ki--!
                         
          The group laughs louder at the sight of him. Buck walks up behind Rob
          and claps him on the shoulder. Rob jumps and screams involuntarily.
          The group laughs louder still...
          INT. LIVING ROOM -- MOMENTS LATER
                         
          Muffy is wiping off the last of her "Buffy" make-up.
                         
                         MUFFY
          You guys are really terrific. I love you all. And I thank you from
          the bottom of my heart for being such good sports.
                         
                         ROB
                         (STILL SHAKEN)
          Oh, sure. Quite welcome. Any time.
                         
          He sits, or rather lands, on the sofa next to Kit.
                         
          Laughter.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Rob, you and Kit, you two were the best. You figured it all
          out. The clues really worked.
                         
                         ROB
          What clues?
                         
                         KIT
          What's this all about? And don't anyone say "April Fool's" or I'll
          smack them in the teeth.
                         
                         MUFFY
          How about if I told you it was the script for a weekend special
          that's going to help me keep this house...
                         
          Rob and Kit stare, mystified.
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (SMILING)
          Look, next month I get the house as part of my inheritance, it's true,
          but only if I can show my father that it can carry itself... what with
          taxes and expenses. Otherwise, he'll just sell it out of the family.
          So, I'm planning on turning it into a country inn. Not just another
          stuffy old run-of-the-mill country inn, but one that specializes in
          offering once-in-a lifetime Whodunit Weekends. I needed a rehearsal. I
          had to try out the idea on somebody.
                         
                         ROB
                         (TO OTHERS)
          And you guys played along?
                         
                         ARCH
          Don't look at me!
                         
                         NIKKI
          We all got sucked in just as bad as you!
                         MUFFY
          Once they were killed off, yes. Everybody had to cooperate. Otherwise,
          none of it would have worked!
                         
                         ROB
          So I guess there's no crazy twin sister Buffy?
                         
                         MUFFY
          Oh, there's a crazy twin all right, but his name isn't Buffy.
                         
                         NIKKI
          His name?
                         
          Muffy smiles, directing attention toward "cousin" Skip.
                         
                         CHAZ
          Skip?!
                         
                         KIT
          He's your brother?!
                         
                         ARCH
          You bastard, you were in on the whole deal, too.
                         
                         SKIP
                         (PROTESTING)
          Only the set-up. Muffy told me to say I was her cousin and to pull
          that prank on the ferry. I had no idea what was going to happen with
          Buck.
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (INTRODUCING)
          Buck Williams. make-up artist par excellence, from Hollywood.
                         
          Buck reaches down and tosses Arch's decapitated head to him.
                         
                         BUCK
          Here, catch.
                         
          Arch bobbles the head nervously. The others laugh.
                         
                         BUCK
          Just some old props I redressed with the help of photographs Muffy
          sent me.
                         
                         NIKKI
          It sure fooled me.
                         
                         ARCH
                         (TO SKIP)
          So what castle are you going to inherit?
                         CONSTABLE POTTER
                         (CRITICALLY)
          Well, first he's got to prove he can manage his own allowance.
                         
                         KIT
          (to the Constable)
          Which means, I guess, that you're no constable either.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Kit Graham, meet my Uncle Frank St. John of St. John et Freres, Wall
          Street.
                         
          Uncle Frank smiles and waves at Kit, but Harvey steps right over to
          him and starts pumping his hand.
                         
                         HARVEY
          Hi! Harvey "Hal" Edison, Jr. Pleased to meet you, sir.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Usually we don't even see Uncle Frank in the summer, he's so busy.
          But this time he made an exception.
                         UNCLE FRANK
          I haven't had this much fun since my Hasty pudding Show sophomore year
          at Harvard. God, lowe you kids!
                         
                         FERRYMAN CAL
                         (EAGERLY)
          How'd I do? I never did no acting before. Boy, was I shaking!
                         
                         MUFFY
          Cal's our regular ferryman between the mainland and the islands around
          here... but I thought he was up to the dramatic challenge.
                         (BEAT: SMILING)
          Well, that's it. Now you know it all.
                         
                         NIKKI
          We have been had.
                         
                         ROB
          You're lucky you didn't get yourself killed.
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (LAUGHING)
          I almost did with Harvey. And who could know there would be a snake
          out in the woods with Arch? But with the paying guests, they'll know
          what they're in for: and the scenario won't be nearly so extreme.
                         
                         UNCLE FRANK
          Otherwise, even Lloyd's of London won't cover you.
                         MUFFY
          ...And I regret that, well, some of those fake clues I planted in the
          bedrooms I guess were taken too seriously. I'm sorry about
          that.
                         
          She avoids looking at Nan so as not to draw attention to her.
                         
          MUFFY (cont.)
          But we had fun, didn't we? I mean, come on.
                         
          She starts passing .out chilled champagne bottles to the men
          to open, and setting up glasses on a sideboard.
                         
          MUFFY (cont.)
          I know I'll never forget this weekend for as long as I live.
                         
                         ARCH
          You're telling me. Man, when I was swinging around out there in the
          woods, I nearly crapped my pants.
                         
                         CAL
          What do you mean, nearly? I was there, remember?
                         
          Silence. Arch turns red.
                         
                         CHAZ
                         (QUIETLY)
          Arch? You browned your trousers?
                         
                         ARCH
                         (BEAT; STAMMERING)
          Well... I...
                         
                         UNCLE FRANK
                         (GOOD-NATUREDLY)
          It's all right, Arch. They'll be out of the dryer soon.
                         
          Suddenly everyone roars with laughter. Champagne corks start popping,
          and before you know it, the scene is resembling the locker room of the
          winning team of a championship series.
                         
          INT. DINING ROOM - MORNING
                         
          Breakfast. Spirits are high. Friendships rekindled, and the spread is
          incredible. Muffy enters with a fresh basket of piping hot biscuits.
          Only Nikki, Harvey, and Cal are not present.
                         
                         ARCH
          Great ham.
                         
                         BUCK
          Great eggs.
                         CHAZ
                         (TEASING)
          Just what we need. Another country inn.
                         
                         UNCLE FRANK
          Well, if the food's any indication, it's already half-way there.
                         
                         SKIP
          Pass the toxic wastes, please.
                         
          Uncle Frank frowns at Skip as Cal enters.
                         
                         CAL
                         (PLEASANTLY)
          The St. John Island Bar Harbor ferry leaves in thirty minutes. No
          stragglers, please.
                         
          INT. KITCHEN - MORNING
                         
          Rob and Kit are the first ones in, busing their dishes.
                         
                         ROB
          Boy, what a difference being alive makes.
                         
                         KIT
                         (TURNS; SOFTLY)
          I don't care what Columbia says about you.
                         
                         ROB
          I do.
                         
                         KIT
                         (BEAT)
          Is this the road to med school?
                         
                         ROB
          I think it is. I'm going to try.
                         
          He takes her by the hand and gazes at her.
                         
                         ROB
          But if I make it or not, no matter what happens, we'll be together?
          You and me?
                         
                         KIT
                         (QUIETLY)
          If that's what you want.
                         
                         ROB
                         (HUGGING HER)
          That's what I want.
          Muffy enters with a stack of dishes, followed by Nan who quietly sets
          her plate on the counter and leaves.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Where's Nikki?
                         
                         KIT
          I don't know. Too much champagne?
                         
          o.s. they hear a muffled cry.
                         
          INT. NIKKI'S ROOM - MORNING
                         
          ...as Harvey finishes plowing her field. They lie still for a moment.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (STILL GASPING)
          God... don't tell me that was something you learned on the farm!
                         
          EXT. BACK PORCH - MORNING
                         
          Uncle Frank is hugging Muffy. (nothing seedy). They are alone out
          here.
                         
                         UNCLE FRANK
          I'll make a full and glowing report to your father tomorrow so he can
          draw up the deed along with the other trust papers for Wednesday's
          signing. I'm so proud of you.
                         (BEAT)
          I wish I could say the same about your brother.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Oh, Uncle Frank, he's been a great help this weekend, really. Let me
          get him out here so you can--
                         
                         UNCLE FRANK
          I've already spoken with him.
                         
          The screen door opens, and Rob steps out onto the porch. He comes over
          to them, but does not butt into their conversation, and Uncle Frank
          just keeps going as if Rob weren't even there.
                         
          UNCLE FRANK (cont.)
          His conduct and his academic performance remain inexcusable. He knows
          your father can't be expected to entrust him with anything until he
          shows some signs of responsibility and initiative.
                         
                         ROB
          (embarrassed to be overhearing)
          Excuse me.
          He turns and walks back into the house.
                         
          O.S. a horn honking.
                         
          EXT. HOUSE - MORNING
                         
          The van and the old pickup are idling out front. Uncle Frank is
          honking on the van horn.
                         
                         UNCLE FRANK
          Come on! Let's go!
                         
          Cal is alone behind the wheel of the pickup.
                         
          Skip walks casually up to the van, then pointedly turns away and heads
          over to the pickup instead. Uncle Frank scowls.
                         
          ANGLE - FRONT DOOR
                         
          Rob and Kit come out the door and stop beside Muffy.
                         
          More honking.
                         
                         KIT
          Well, I hate to say it -- I still ought to kill you -- but thanks.
                         (THEY HUG)
          See you back there.
                         
                         UNCLE FRANK
          Come on. If time is money, we're losing a fortune.
                         
          Nikki now runs out followed closely by Harvey. They say their quick
          farewells and move along to the waiting vehicles.
                         
          Harvey discreetly opts to ride in the pickup, while Nikki climbs
          aboard the van, passing Chaz who just glares at her. He knows. Finally
          Nan comes out of the house. With a curt nod to Muffy, she heads on
          toward the van when...
                         
                         MUFFY
          Nan!
                         
          She hurries to catch up with her.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Let me say again how sorry I am. It wasn't intended.
                         NAN
          And now all is forgiven. I played along, didn't I? What's done is
          done.
                         (BEAT)
          I've learned a lot, Muffy, I really have. I suppose I should say thank
          you, but I don't think I would be able to without it sounding false.
          So I'll just say goodbye.
          (beat; an afterthought)
          Thanks for showing me your house.
                         
          She turns and crosses to the van and climbs aboard. The others callout
          their last goodbyes. Muffy waves, and then they are gone and Muffy
          turns and walks forlornly back into her house.
                         
          EXT. FERRY LANDING - MORNING
                         
          Cal and Uncle Frank are the first ones onto the ferry.
                         
                         UNCLE FRANK
          Cal, I want to thank you personally. You've been a real sport about
          this.
                         
                         CAL
          Aw, it was fun.
                         
                         UNCLE FRANK
          I know you've had your eye on that p1ace ever since we were kids.
          And I'm sure we could make a deal with you. I know you haven't been
          spending your money on anything else all these years... But... this
          time it just isn't in the cards.
                         
                         CAL
          It's still in the family.
                         
                         UNCLE FRANK
          Yes, that's the way.
                         
          He moves on. Others are passing them now. Chaz stops and wags his
          finger at Cal.
                         
                         CHAZ
          This time, no funny business.
                         
          INT. LIVING ROOM - MORNING
                         
          Muffy stand, overlooking the mess. Not knowing exactly where to
          begin, she starts emptying ashtrays into each other, then just stops.
                         
          She walks out of the living room and through the entry hall and slowly
          climbs the stairs.
          EXT. SOUND ­ DAY
                         
          From far away the ferry can be seen chugging away, slowly returning to
          the mainland.
                         
          EXT. FERRY - DAY
                         
          closer now we can see what's happening on board... Rob and Skip lean
          against the rail and talk quietly. Kit and Arch and Buck sit together
          and chat... Chaz sits alone, and Nikki sits apart from him, also
          alone.
                         
          Nan is up front, gazing out over the bow, while Harvey stands beside
          her trying to make conversation. Finally, he gives up and strolls to
          the back of the craft, pointedly passing Nikki.
                         
          He alights next to Uncle Frank, who has his briefcase open on his lap.
                         
          Now Nikki stands and goes and sits down next to Chaz.
                         
                         CHAZ
                         (BEAT)
          Feeling better?
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (QUIETLY)
          I'm okay now, thanks.
                         
          Pause.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Chaz, I'm sorry.
                         
                         CHAZ
          Why? What do we mean to each other anyway?
                         
                         NIKKI
          More than this a couple of days ago.
                         
                         CHAZ
                         (SMILES SADLY)
          A couple of days ago... A couple of days ago I was a great, young,
          budding filmmaker who was going to turn pornography into high art.
          Today I'm just a stupid college kid with a toy camera and about as
          much idea as where he's going as... as...
                         
          He gives up.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (TENDERLY)
          Don't be down.
                         CHAZ
          Sure.
                         
          Pause.
                         
                         NIKKI
          I'll tell you what I've learned from all this. I'm tired of having one
          fling after another. I don't want any more of that. I want a
          boyfriend.
                         (BEAT)
          Chaz? Will you be my boyfriend?
                         
          He looks at her, slowly softening. Yes, he will.
                         
          Rob turns away from Skip now, steps over and surveys the quiet group.
                         
                         ROB
          Some party, huh?
                         
                         ARCH
                         (REFLECTIVELY)
          You know what I think's weird?... how, when we thought 'Buck here got
          hurt because of Skip's prank, and when things started happening and we
          thought maybe some of us were getting killed, how we all just kind of
          naturally accepted the fact that it was 'oh , yeah, sure, because of
          the prank.'
                         
                         SKIP
                         (FROWNS)
          What're you talking about?
                         
                         ARCH
          Well, it's like pranks really piss people off. It unleashes things,
          you know? Makes any kind of behavior possible, and we accept it.
                         
                         NIKKI
          When anything g.oes, everything goes.
                         
                         CHAZ
          Yeah.
                         
                         ROB
          What really amazes me is how easy we made it for her. Everyone was
          just out for himself. We could've stopped Muffy cold if we'd only
          stuck together, if we'd only worked like a team.
                         
                         CHAZ
          Yeah, she really got us good.
                         
                         SKIP
          Well, I know what I'd do, if I wasn't her brother...
                         NIKKI
          (almost without thinking)
          Go back and give her a taste of her own medicine, that's what we
          should do.
                         
          Nikki steps. Leeks up, hearing herself. Skip returns the stare.
                         
                         SKIP
          (shrugs, smiling)
          Did I say anything?
          The others look at each other, a beat, registering.
                         
                         ARCH
          Hey...
                         
                         CHAZ
          Go back and scare the shit outta her for a change? Outrageous!
                         
                         NIKKI
          She sure wouldn't be expecting it...!
                         
                         HARVEY
                         (EXCLUDING HIMSELF)
          Well, I don't know. I got a stack o' books this high...
                         
                         ROB
          (stepping into the fray)
          Harvey's right.
          (to them all)
          Look, what're you talking about? We've had our fun. Now we got work to
          do.
                         
                         ARCH
          Yeah. Enough's enough. At least for me anyway.
                         
                         CHAZ
          Pussies.
                         
                         KIT
          Well, I kinda like the idea -- and I don't have work to get back to.
                         
          She squares her shoulders.
                         
                         ROB
          (looks up, in surprise)
          Kit...
                         
                         KIT
                         (DECIDEDLYL
          Muffy can dish it out. It might be interesting to see if she can take
          it.
                         CHAZ
          All right! A real catfight!
                         
                         ROB
          (open-mouthed at her)
          I don't believe you...
                         
                         KIT
                         (PROVOCATIVELY)
          Just because you've decided to get serious about your life, doesn't
          mean the rest of us can't have our fun
                         
                         NIKKI
          (whoops, turning)
          Buck, got any spare professional tricks you could throw our way!
                         
          Buck looks up, confused, only now plugging in.
                         
                         KIT
          So how many does that make us?
                         
                         SKIP
                         (EXCLUDING HIMSELF)
          Much as I'd like to...
                         
                         NAN
                         (GENTEELLY)
          No, I don't think so, thank you.
                         
          Nikki continues count. Rob makes it easy for her.
                         
                         ROB
                         (EMPHATICALLY)
          Four.
                         
          He meets Kit's stare squarely, giving her time to change her mind. But
          Kit smiles back, victorious.
                         
                         CHAZ
          (one of the four)
          Outasight!
                         
                         KIT
          Cal, we want to get back to the island.
                         
                         FERRYMAN
          Now? You just left
                         
                         KIT
          I know.
                         FERRYMAN
                         [PONDERING)
          ...Well, not in this...
                         (SMILES SLIGHTLY)
          ...but you might find something around after we dock.
                         
          EXT. LANDING - MAINLAND - DAY
                         
          The big ferry drifts into the slip, and the passengers begin to
          disembark.
                         
          INT. MUFFY'S BEDROOM - HOUSE - DAY
                         
          The phone on the bedstand RINGS. Muffy answers it on the second ring.
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (SLEEPILY)
          H'lo?
                         
                         INTERCUT WITH:
                         
          EXT. LANDING - DAY
                         
          Skip is talking on a pay phone.
                         
                         SKIP
                         (CHEERILY)
          Hi, it's me. Surprise.
                         
                         MUFFY
          (grumpily, stirring)
          What'd you forget now?
                         
                         SKIP
          Nothing. Just calling to tell you the party's not over.
                         
          She moans.
                         
                         MUFFY
          I know. The clean-up's going to take Clara and me at least a week.
                         
                         SKIP
          No, I mean, some of the gang's planning on coming back to give you
          some of your own medicine.
                         
                         CU MUFFY
                         
          Coming awake.
                         
                         MUFFY
          You're kidding.
                         SKIP
          Does a bear shit in the woods?
                         
                         MUFFY
          Those bastards...
                         
                         SKIP
          Hey, they're your friends.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Which ones?
                         
                         SKIP
          That wouldn't be very sporting if I told you, would it?
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (INSISTENT)
          Skip...
                         
                         SKIP
          Rob and Kit and Nikki and Chaz.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Figures... Thanks.
                         
                         SKIP
          Well, Uncle Frank told me about his recommendations. So, I didn't want
          you to think there were any hard feelings.
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (AFFECTIONATELY)
          Oh, Skip, you dope. You know Daddy'll come around just as soon as you
          decide to buckle down.
                         
                         SKIP
          Yeah...
                         (BEAT)
          Anyway, don't let the bastards eat you up.
                         
                         MUFFY
          I'll try not to act too surprised when they arrive.
                         
                         SKIP
          I love you, Sis.
                         
                         MUFFY
          You too, goofball.
                         
          Skip hangs up.
                         
          ARCH (O.S.)
          Asshole.
                         SKIP
          I beg your pardon?
                         
          ANGLE WIDENS to include Arch, who has been standing beside Skip
          the entire time.
                         
                         ARCH
          It was even your idea.
                         
                         SKIP
          A petty consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
                         
                         ARCH
          Bullshit. St. John blood is thicker than water, that's what you mean.
                         
                         SKIP
                         (ARCHLY SARCASTIC)
          Don't you know? Old money sticks together.
                         
          Arch goes to his car and drives away.
                         
          At some distance, Harvey is ·chasing down Uncle Frank as the latter
          closes in on his Mercedes sedan.
                         
                         HARVEY
          Well, can I look you up in a couple of months? Maybe you could arrange
          a job interview for me.
                         
                         UNCLE FRANK
          Sure, sure .
          (reaches into his pocket)
          Here's my card.
                         
                         HARVEY
                         (TAKING IT)
          Thank you, sir. Thanks a lot. I sure appreciate it, and it's been a
          real pleasure meeting you.
                         
          But Uncle Frank is already in the car and starting it up. Harvey looks
          down at the card.
                         
          CLOSE UP - UNCLE FRANK'S BUSINESS CARD
                         
          It reads simply: Franklin St. John, St. John et Freres.
                         
          BACK TO SCENE
                         
                         HARVEY
          Hey, wait a minute! There's no phone number here! No address! No
          nothing!
          Too late. Uncle Frank is driving away. He speeds past Skip who is
          walking down the road further along. He doesn't even stop for his own
          nephew.
                         
          Harvey kicks the dirt angrily. O.S. behind him a horn toots. Harvey
          turns and scowls at Nan, who would like to get past. He steps aside,
          and she peels away but she stops for Skip.
                         
          They exchange a few words. Then he climbs into the front seat beside
          her, and she drives off.
                         
          Now Harvey is alone. He looks around for a beat, then tosses the card
          away and moves toward his car.
                         
          EXT. SHORELINE - LATE AFTERNOON
                         
          Rob and Chaz are trudging along.
                         
                         CHAZ
          What the fuck was he talking about anyway? We might find something
          around after we dock?
                         
          They walk out onto a private peer and eye the boats moored there.
                         
                         ROB
          What the fuck do you think he was talking about?
                         
                         CHAZ
          Oh.
                         
          VOICE (O.S.)
          Hey! What are you two doing down there?!
                         
          Rob and Chaz look o.s. in response to the voice.
                         
          EXT. SHORELINE - FURTHER ALONG - LATER
                         
          Still trudging.
                         
                         CHAZ
          Well, now we've been identified.
                         
                         ROB
          Swell.
                         
                         CHAZ
          It's getting late.
                         
                         ROB
          What a great idea this was.
                         
          They round a bend and stop dead.
                         THEIR POV
                         
          In the distance, Kit and Nikki are climbing into a boat. Nikki sees
          them and waves.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (CALLING}
          We got one!
                         
          Rob and Chaz.
                         
                         ROB
          I thought we looked there an hour ago.
                         
                         CHAZ
          Who cares? Let's get this show on the road!
                         
          He starts running to the boat. Rob reluctantly follows.
                         
                         CHAZ
          (calling back to them)
          Did you find a key? How're we going to get the motor started?
                         
          EXT. BACK OF THE HOUSE - SUNSET
                         
          The house stands quiet, the dying rays of sunlight reflected off the
          large bay windows overlooking the sound.
                         
          EXT. THE SOUND - DUSK
                         
          as, huddled together in a rowboat, Chaz, Nikki, Rob and Kit arduously
          make their way back to the island.
                         
          INT . FRONT ENTRY - NIGHT
                         
          Looking at the front door. Someone is visible through the translucent
          glass pane coming up to the door.
                         
          A knocking sound.
                         
          INT. VARIOUS SHOTS AROUND THE HOUSE - SAME
                         
          as o.s. the knocking continues. No sign of Muffy.
                         
          INT. FRONT ENTRY
                         
          Muffy finally emerges from the study, crosses to the door and opens
          it. Nikki walks in.
                         NIKKI
                         (AWKWARDLY)
          Muffy, hi! Surprise!
                         
                         MUFFY
          Nikki, what on earth are you doing here? Is something wrong?
                         
                         NIKKI
          No, no, nothing's wrong. Chaz and I just figured there was nothing we
          had to get back to that couldn't wait and you could probably use a
          hand with the clean-up. It's our way of saying thank you.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Oh, great. Where is Chaz?
                         
          Nikki is already moving into the living room.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Putting the boat up in the old boathouse. He'll be up in a minute.
                         
          EXT. DOCK AND BOAT HOUSE ­ NIGHT
                         
          Nobody around and no sign of a boat...
                         
          EXT. FRONT OF THE HOUSE - NIGHT
                         
          ...still and waiting
                         
          INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
                         
          Muffy and Nikki are seated across from each other.
                         
                         NIKKI
          I wonder what's keeping Chaz? He should have been up here by now.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Maybe he stopped to shit in the woods. You know Chaz.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Still... I'm beginning to not like this.
                         
                         MUFFY
          By the way, where did you get the boat to come back here?
                         
                         NIKKI
          The boat? Oh, Cal gave us one.
                         
                         MUFFY
          I see.
                         
          PAUSE.
                         NIKKI
          Listen, I need a drink of water.
                         (RISING)
          You just stay here. I can get it myself.
                         
          She walks out of the living room. Muffy looks after her and smiles to
          herself.
                         
          INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT
                         
          as Nikki enters. She doesn't turn on any lights, but simply crosses to
          one of the kitchen windows and opens it.
                         
          She gazes out into the night for a moment, then backs out of
          the kitchen...
                         
          INT. DINING ROM - NIGHT
                         
          ...pulling the swinging door closed behind her. She turns, takes two
          steps toward the living room and stops; remembering her water.
                         
          She goes back to the kitchen door, but suddenly it will not open for
          her. Frustrated, she heads back through the dining room, but stops
          dead halfway across and turns slowly and looks back at the kitchen
          door. She goes out of the dining room...
                         
          INT . DOWNSTAIRS HALL - SAME
                         
          ...and walks up to the other door into the kitchen. It too it's closed
          and will not yield.
                         
          INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
                         
          as Nikki returns.
                         
                         MUFFY
          What about your water?
                         
                         NIKKL
          Oh', uh, I drank 'it in there.
                         (BEAT)
          Listen. Muffy , I'm really getting worried about Chaz. I think we
          should go out and see what's happened.
                         
                         MUFFY
          That's okay. You go. I'll wait here.
                         
                         NIKKI
          No, really. I don't want to go alone. I'm still scared from last
          night. Please come with me.
                         MUFFY
          I'm sure Chaz is fine. I'll stay here by the phone just in case. It's
          safer this way.
                         (BEAT)
          Do you want a flashlight?
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (IRRITATED)
          No, that's okay. I'll be fine.
                         
          She strides out of the living room.
                         
          EXT. HOUSE - SAME
          as Nikki comes out the front door and heads off into the woods.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (MUTTERING)
          Shit.
                         
          INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
                         
          Muffy sits quietly a moment, thinking. Then she gets up and goes
          toward the kitchen.
                         
          INT. DOWNSTAIRS HALL -
                         
          She comes to the kitchen door, pushes it open... no sweat... and enters.
                         
          INT . KITCHEN - SAME
                         
          Muffy doesn't turn any lights on either. She goes to the sink, sees
          that there is no used water glass, then' she notices the open window.
          She smiles.
                         
          She does get herself a bottle of Perrier out of the fridge, opens it,
          pours it and walks back out of the kitchen, leaving the window
          untouched.
                         
          EXT. WOODS - NIGHT
                         
          Nikki stumbles through the darkness. Suddenly she disappears from view
          with a loud SPLASH.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Fuck!
                         
          She comes up sputtering to the surface of a small forest pool she has
          fallen into.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Fuck!! Who dug the goddamn swimming pool?!?
          She drags herself out.
                         
          KIT (o.s.)
          Nikki?
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (CALLING BACK)
          Yeah!
                         
          She walks, dripping wet, into a clearing nearby where Kit it making
          Chaz up to look bloody and gruesome.
                         
          NIKKI .
          We have to go to plan B.
                         
                         CHAZ
          She wouldn't come out? Doesn't she care about me?
                         
          No one answers him.
                         
          CHAZ (cont.)
          How do I look?
                         
                         NIKKI
          A lot goddamn, fucking better than I do!
                         
          INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT
                         
          No one is here as' Rob pops his head up outside and slips in through
          the open window.
                         
          He stops in the middle of the kitchen and listens. Then he
          goes into...
                         
          INT. DOWNSTAIRS HALL - SAME
                         
          He creeps down the hall, then turns and starts to tiptoe up the
          back stairs.
                         
          CAMERA DOLLIES further down the hall to...
                         
          INT. FRONT ENTRY - SAME
                         
          ...just as Nikki bursts in through the door.
                         
          NIKKI ,
          Muffy! Muffy! Come quick! It's Chaz...
          INT . LIVING ROOM - SAME
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (RUNNING IN)
          ...he's hurt! Oh, Godl!
                         
          She stops suddenly. Muffy isn't here. Frustrated, Nikki runs
          back into...
                         
          INT. FRONT ENTRY - SAME
                         
          She looks around.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Muffy!!
                         
          She dashes into...
                         
          INT. STUDY - SAME
                         
                         NIKKI
          Muff--!!!
                         
          ...and stops short. Muffy is lying face down in a pool of blood. Her
          throat's been cut. The useless phone receiver is clutched in her hand
          (making that constant phone company noise that lets you know the phone
          is off the hook).
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (RISING PANIC)
          Muffy?
                         
          Her throat gags a couple of times, as if she is about to be sick. She
          turns and flies out of the room.
          O.S. the front door slams shut behind her.
                         
          EXT. WOODS - NIGHT
                         
          NIKKI (O.S,)
                         (HYSTERICAL)
          Chaz!! Chaz!!
                         
          She runs into another clearing (the CAMERA has been here waiting for
          her) where Chaz is revealed lying on the ground, looking much more
          hideous than Muffy.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Chaz, get up! ·Hurry, Chaz!... come on!
                         
          He doesn't move.
                         NIKKI
          Chaz, stop playing around! Get up!!
                         
          She starts kicking him in the side.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Chaz!
                         
          Chaz doesn't stir, but he does speak now without moving his lips.
                         
                         CHAZ
          (hissing, pretending to be dead)
          Will you quit kicking me? It hurts.
                         
                         NIKKI
          It's supposed to hurt! The game's over! Get up!
                         
                         CHAZ
          (still not moving)
          No. I'm dead. You're blowing the whole thing. Where's Muffy?
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (SHRIEKING)
          Muffy IS dead!!! In the house!!!
                         (WHIMPERING)
          Oh, God...
                         
                         CHAZ
          (sitting up suddenly)
          What?
                         
                         NIKKI
          (turning to the woods)
          Kit! Kit, come out!
                         
          There is rustling O.S., then Kit starts to emerge.
                         
                         KIT
          What's going on?
                         
          INT. STUDY - SAME
                         
          Muffy is still lying face down as we saw her last. She hears footsteps
          going upstairs.
                         
          INT. ATTIC - SAME
                         
          Rob is creeping up the attic stairs when he hears footsteps o.s. too.
          He pauses, his face draining of color.
          EXT. HOUSE - NIGHT
                         
          as Chaz, Nikki and Kit come racing up to the door and run inside.
                         
          INT. STUDY - SAME
                         
          as they come charging in...
                         
                         NIKKI
          She's gone!
                         
          Nothing left, but the pool of blood and a thin trail of smeared drying
          blood to indicate that she's been dragged away.
                         
                         KIT
          What?...
                         
                         CHAZ
          Look, she's been dragged away.
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (PANICKING)
          Chaz! somebody's still in this house!
                         
                         CHAZ
          We could follow the trail.
                         
                         KIT
                         (DREAD)
          Oh, no... what about Rob?
                         (HALF BEAT)
          Rob!!
                         
          She races out of the study.
                         
          INT. ATTIC - NIGHT
                         
          The three of them come clambering up the stairs, Kit in the lead. They
          turn a corner. Then they see him... dead on the floor.
                         
                         KIT
          Rob...?
                         
          They run over to him.
                         
                         KIT
          (dropping to her knees)
          Rob? Rob??
          (shaking him: wailing)
          Rob!!!
          (dissolving into tears)
          It was only a game!
                         CHAZ
                         (SCARED SHITLESS)
          What the fuck is going on here?!
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (POINTING)
          Chaz, look!
                         
          Clutched in Rob's lifeless hand is a leather bookmark we may have
          noticed before. Chaz slips it out from beneath his fingers.
                         
                         CHAZ
                         (DAZED)
          This was Nan's...
                         
                         NIKKI
                         (TREMBLING)
          Nan...
                         
          Suddenly there is a loud KNOCK beneath them O.S. They all look up.
          Someone is coming slowly up the stairs, the loud footsteps O.S.that
          could only be made by a heavy boot, thundering closer... and closer...
                         
          Kit and Nikki and Chaz huddle around Rob's body and await their
          approaching doom.
                         
          Suddenly a dark figure fills the doorframe at the top of the stairs. A
          hand with a knife is raised. ·Nikki screams. Chaz spies a lamp on the
          floor. He turns it on...
                         
                         NIKKI
          Muffy!
                         
          Muffy walks into the room , lowering the knife.
                         
                         MUFFY
          Good job, you guys. I'm really scared.
                         (LOOKING DOWN)
          The fun's over, Rob.
                         
                         KIT
          (tears in her eyes)
          Muffy, he's dead!
                         
                         NIKKI
          Somebody else is here! In this house!
                         
                         MUFFY
          Sure. Sure.
                         (BENDING OVER)
          Let's see if the dead are ticklish, shall we?
                         KIT
          (pulling her away; screaming)
          Don't you touch him!!
                         
                         MUFFY
          Okay, okay, take it easy.
                         
                         NIKKI
          Muffy, it's not a game anymore!
                         
          Just then there is a loud CRASH o.s. of glass breaking down on the
          first floor. After the slightest pause there is another crash o.s.,
          and another...
                         
          Someone is smashing in all the bay windows along the back porch. Nikki
          screams.
                         
                         MUFFY
                         (ALARMED)
          What the--?
                         
          And she runs back down the attic stairs, followed quickly by the
          others.
                         
          INT. UPSTAIRS HALLWAY - SAME
                         
          as Muffy bursts out of the stairway and into the hall. Then
          Kit.
                         
          Suddenly the door to the stairwell slams shut on Nikki and Chaz
          cutting them off. A key turns in the lock. Muffy and Kit turn back to
          see a male figure in the darkness who'd been hiding behind the door.
                         
          Kit is nearest to him, and without warning, he lunges at her and
          buries a knife into her stomach ·up to the handle.
                         
          Kit screams and chokes, trying to fight him off: but he stabs her
          again, and again and again, plunging the knife deep into her with
          every thrust.
                         
                         KIT
          Muffy! Stop him! Help! He's killing me! Oh, God! He's killing me!
                         
          Muffy, initially paralyzed with fear, now runs for her life, down the
          hallway, down the stairs...
                         
          INT. ENTRY HALL - SAME
                         
          ...and to the front door as Kit's screams O.S. fade to silence. Muffy
          yanks on the door handle, but the door will not open. She pulls again
          and again desperately, but it won't budge,
          She turns and runs out of the entry hall. Just as she CLEARS FRAME,
          the front door swings silently open...
                         
          INT. DOWNSTAIRS HALLWAY - SAME
                         
          Muffy is racing past the back stairs toward the kitchen when A HAND
          reaches out from the pantry and hooks her around the face.
                         
          She is pulled backward, screaming, through the swinging door into the
          darkened pantry.
                         
          INT. PANTRY ­ SAME
                         
          It is Skip!
                         
          He pulls her head back, exposing her throat. He raises a knife to it,
          still stained with Kit's blood.
                         
                         SKIP
                         (RAVING)
          It's all over, Muffy! Everything'll be mine!
                         
                         MUFFY
          Skip! No! ! !
                         
          He makes a move to slit her throat, when Muffy kicks open
          the swinging door and sees...
                         
                         HER POV
                         
          ...standing on the other side, smiling, in various states of fake
          blood and mess... Rob, Kit, Nikki, Chaz and Nan. Muffy's eyes pop out.
          Skip's hands relax. And the others burst out laughing.
                         
                         FADE OUT
                         
                         FADE IN
                         
          EXT. THE HOUSE ­ DAY
                         
                         CLOSE UP
                         
          A SIGN being lifted into the air. It reads:
                         
          APRIL BAY LODGE
          Just Another Country Inn
          Proprietors: St. John et Frere
                         
          PULL BACK to see Muffy supervising the raising of the sign in front of
          the house, while Skip drives up in the van, bringing the first
          customers to the door.
                          


April Fool's Day



Writers :   Danilo Bach
Genres :   Comedy  Horror  Mystery


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