"Cruel Intentions", by Roger Kumble
by Roger Kumble
based on the novel Les Liaisons Dangereuses
by Choderlos De Laclos
February 10, 1998
1 EXT. MANHATTAN SKYLINE - DAY 1
We circle around the island of Manhattan moving closer and
closer till we're looking down on Fifth Avenue. As the
melody continues to play we MOVE towards a building and ZOOM
into a window.
2 INT. THERAPIST'S OFFICE - DAY 2
A fifty-year old female therapist (DR. GREENBAUM) sits at
her desk, frowning as she takes notes. Books of Jung and
Freud line the shelves.
A young man (SEBASTIAN VALMONT) sits in a chair in front
of her looking impatient.
The therapist continues to write notes.
Jesus. We've been at this for six
And you haven't made an ounce of
Sebastian takes out a cigarette.
(not looking up)
There's no smoking in my office.
Sebastian sneers at her then puts the cigarette away. Dr.
Greenbaum finishes her notes and looks up at him, shaking
What do you want me to say? That I'm
supposed to feel remorse because I act
the way I do? The truth is I don't.
Dr. Greenbaum shakes her head and takes notes.
Look, I'm not like all the other kids
in high school. I don't care about book
reports and extra-credit. Teachers
are idiots anyway. The only challenge
out there for me is women. You see a
girl you like. You pursue them. You
conquer. You move on. It's exciting.
But you said you have the worst
Don't you want to change that?
Let me tell you something, doctor.
Chicks love a guy with a bad rap.
They say they don't, but they don't
mean it. They all think that they're
the ones that are going to "save me."
The trick is to let them think it's
I think that's all the time we have
Same time next week?
No. This is going to be our last
Why? I like spending time with you.
You know, you're quite attractive for
a woman your age. You have killer legs.
This isn't a joke. Your parents spend a
lot of money to send you here. I'm
trying to help you.
Don't be insecure, Doc. You're a big
Sebastian picks up a book of Freud.
He was a coke addict, you know.
You think you can come in here with that
cute little smirk on your face and try
and flirt with me. It doesn't work,
It works a little.
No it doesn't. I see right through you.
I hope for your sake you grow out of
this immature phase. It's going to get
you into trouble.
Well, you don't have to get nasty about
Sebastian approaches a photo on her desk and picks it up.
My daughter, Rachel.
Don't even think about it. Rachel is an
exceptionally well rounded young
woman, who happens to be attending
Princeton this fall. She's way too
smart to fall for your line of b.s.
Really? Care to make a wager on that?
Good luck, Sebastian.
What, nervous I'm going to win?
Would you please leave.
Sebastian puts on his glasses and leaves.
DR. GREENBAUM (cont'd)
The doctor stews for a moment, then reaches into her
desk, sifts through some papers where she finds a pack of
Benson & Hedges and lights one up. She looks at the photo
of her daughter, then hits the speaker phone and dials.
DR. GREENBAUM (cont'd)
Rachel, it's mom.
3 INT. RACHEL'S BEDROOM - DAY 3
RACHEL, Doctor Greenbaum's daughter sits at her desk,
crying while holding the phone.
Honey, is something wrong?
Rachel cries for a moment.
He told me he loved me and I believed
Who told you?
You don't know him. I'm so stupid.
She continues to cry.
Alright honey, just calm down, take a deep
breath, and step out of the circle.
Would you cut the psycho babble bullshit,
mom. There's pictures of me on the internet.
WE PAN OVER TO HER COMPUTER CONSOLE. CLOSE ON: COMPUTER
MONITOR - A nudie web-sight. The title reads "Ivy League
Bound." Beneath the caption is a photo of Rachel tied to
a bed and smiling with a Princeton banner covering her
What kind of pictures?
Nudie pictures, what do you think?
Jesus Christ, how can you be so
I don't know. He was just so charming.
All he did was talk about how I had
killer legs and how we wanted to
photograph them. Things just got out
of hand from there.
(she hears the phone drop)
Mom? Are you there? Mom?
4 INT. THERAPIST'S OFFICE BUILDING - HALLWAY - DAY 4
Doctor Greenbaum bolts out of her office and spots
Sebastian standing in the elevator.
You son of a bitch.
Doctor Greenbaum races down the hall pushing several
people out of her way. Sebastian stares at her
expressionless as the elevator doors close.
DR. GREENBAUM (cont'd)
You're gonna pay for this you little
shit. You hear me.
A DENTIST peers outside of his office to see what's
going on. He exchanges looks with Doctor Greenbaum.
DR. GREENBAUM (cont'd)
Fuck off, Harold.
5 EXT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - DAY 5
A METER MAID is writing a ticket on a car when a Porsche
pulls up in front of the townhouse and parks in a red
zone. Sebastian steps out of the car and walks up the
steps to the townhouse.
You can't park there.
Sebastian turns to her and sneers. He takes out a wad of
money and shoves it in her breast pocket before entering
6 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - KITCHEN - DAY 6
A SERIES OF SHOTS
CLOSE ON: A tuna on a chopping board. WHACK! A butcher
knife comes down on the tuna cutting it's head off.
CLOSE ON: Two hands ripping open the fish.
CLOSE ON: Two hands rolling a chunk of tuna into a rice
7 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - HALLWAY - DAY 7
CLOSE ON: Two hands which carry a lavish tray of sushi
through several doors until we enter the final door
leading into -
8 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY 8
A enormous living room by Manhattan standards, with a
view that overlooks the park. Eclectic art from around
the world emphasize the Valmont's passion for travel.
SOOK-HEE, the Valmont's housekeeper sets a tray of sushi
in front of -
KATHRYN MERTEUIL, a seventeen year old porcelain
skinned WASP with all the grooming you could want in an
East Coast child. She sits with a forced smile on her
face and listens attentively as -
BUNNY CALDWELL, a forty year old nouveau-riche socialite
talks incessantly. CECILE CALDWELL, her beautiful
teenage daughter, sits by her side. She wears a T-shirt
with a Koala Bear on it.
I can't tell you how happy we are that
Cecile is going to be attending Oakwood with you
this fall. You've always been an
inspiration to Beau and I on raising
her. We just hope she can rise to the
high standards which you've set for
I'll do my best.
Sook-Hee pours a dish of soy sauce in front of Kathryn.
(to Sook-Hee, in Vietnamese)
Thank you, Sook-Hee. That will be
What was that?
I was thanking her. Vietnamese is such a
MRS. CALDWELL (cont'd)
Kathryn is a straight A student at
Oakwood as well as being President of
the French Club. Listen to whatever
she has to say and you'll go far.
You're too kind.
How do you do it? I mean with all peer pressuring
that goes on in high school. Where
do you get your strength?
I know this sounds corny, but whenever
I feel temptations of peer pressure,
(takes out her crucifix)
turn to God and he helps me through the
problem. Call me an anachronism, but
What are the boys like?
Cecile, is that the best you can do?
You must forgive her, Kathryn. She's never
been in a co-educational atmosphere before.
Don't worry, it's totally understandable.
Most of the boys that matriculate at Oakwood
are very upstanding gentleman, however
there are the occasional bad apples.
Like your step-brother Sebastian. I can't
believe they didn't expel him after what he
did to the school nurse.
I hear she's recovering quite well.
Mrs. Caldwell turns to see Sebastian standing in the
doorway. He walks over and takes a seat.
Nice to see you again, Mrs. Caldwell.
You remember my daughter, Cecile.
My, what an adorable shirt you're
My father just took me on a trip to Australia.
How are things down under? Blossoming I hope.
Cecile's attending Oakwood in the fall.
What year are you in?
I'm what you would call a fifth year senior.
But I thought high school is only four years.
It is, unless you're a fuck up, like myself.
He winks at Cecile.
I think we'll be going now.
Thanks for all your help.
Kathryn stands and approaches Cecile.
I'll call you later and we'll get together
and plan your curriculum.
Nice meeting you.
Let's go, Cecile. Now!
Cecile follows Mrs. Caldwell out the door. Kathryn
closes the door behind them.
Do you care to tell me what Mrs. White-trash
and her stupid daughter are doing in my
I'm just taking the poor girl under my wing.
Kathryn sits on the sofa next to Sebastian. She unscrews
her crucifix. The top part becomes a small spoon and the
bottom part a small vial of coke.
The parental units called while you were out.
Lovely. How is your gold digging whore of a
mother enjoying Bali? Zipping through my
inheritance per usual?
Hopefully, though she suspects that your
decrepit alcoholic father is diddling the
Kathryn uses her crucifix as a coke-spoon and snorts a
What's wrong with you today? Therapy not
It was fine.
He leaps off the sofa and starts to pace.
I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid
He walks over to the wall where nude Botticelli hangs.
Nothing shocks them anymore.
He scratches the nude's pubic area.
I'm beginning to feel like I'm losing my
He kisses it.
Oh, poor baby. Well you can relax. I have
a mission for you.
9 EXT. PARK - DAY 9
COURT REYNOLDS, an Aryan seventeen year old preppy, wears
a Polo sweater with an American Flag.
You know Court Reynolds, son of Garret
Kathryn steps into frame and embraces him. She is wearing
the same sweater. He kisses her forehead and messes
up her hair.
You mean the Nazi who dumped you over Fourth
Of July Weekend?
10 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY 10
Kathryn throws a sushi at him. Sebastian catches it.
He didn't dump me. We had a parting of
Sebastian stares her down.
Alright he dumped me.
He smiles, then swallows the sushi.
11 EXT. PUBLIC PARKING GARAGE/INT. COURT' S CAR - NIGHT 11
A drunk Court sits in the driver's side and takes a final
swig from his flask. He quickly passes out.
I went to great lengths to please Court.
Huge sacrifices were made on my part to
keep him happy.
Kathryn rises up INTO FRAME, looks at Court and scowls.
She spits on him, then wipes her mouth.
What do you think?
Kathryn sprays her mouth with Binaca.
12 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY 12
In any event, my feelings were hurt when I
learned that he had fallen for someone else.
Someone chaste... pure... innocent.
You don't mean?
13 EXT. PARK - DAY 13
Cecile turns toward the camera, while eating a double scoop
ice cream cone and wearing a Mickey Mouse Club hat.
None other than Cecile Caldwell.
She takes a lick of the ice cream, which falls off the cone.
She mouths the word "shoot" and stomps her feet
14 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY 14
I don't find this very funny,
So that's what this is all about.
We'll get together and plan your
Keep your friends close and your
enemies closer. When I get through
with her, she'll be the premier Blow
Job Queen of the Tri-State area and
poor little Court's heart will be
Why go through Cecile? Why not just
Because if there's an attack made on
Court it could be traced back to me.
I can't allow that to happen.
Everybody loves me and I intend to
keep it that way.
I see your point... though why should
I need you to seduce our young Cecile.
Introduce her to your world of
decadence and debauchery.
She's quite cute you know. Young
supple breasts, a tight firm ass and
an uncharted pootie.
Sebastian watches Kathryn rub herself. He licks his
Be her Captain Picard, Valmont.
Boldly go where no man has gone
Sebastian places his hand over Kathryn's as she continues
to rub herself. He thinks for a moment, then:
Kathryn throws his hand off of hers.
Oh come on, Kathryn. It's too easy.
"But I thought high school was only
four years." I mean, please. She knows
nothing. She's seen nothing. I could
have her under the table at Au Bar
sucking me off before the appetizer
arrived. Go get one of those moron
friends of yours to do it. I have a
reputation to uphold.
Oh but diddling the therapist's
daughter is a challenge?
That was just simple revenge. What I
have planned requires sheer genius.
He takes a magazine and throws it on the table. Kathryn
picks it up. It's the latest issue of "Seventeen."
I'm not interested in the latest dating
tips from Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
Shut up and turn to page 64.
She turns to the page. INSERT MAGAZINE ARTICLE: The title
reads: A VIRGIN'S MANIFESTO. "Why I Plan To Wait
Until Marriage," by Annette Harrison. Age 17. Kansas
Jesus Christ, is she for real?
Oh yes. I've read it over and over again.
This baby's the real deal. Daddy's little
angel. A paradigm of chastity and
B.F.D. What do you plan to do? Fly to
Kansas and woo little Dorothy.
It just so happens we're not in Kansas
anymore. Our little angel's father has
accepted the new headmaster position at
Oakwood. She's staying with my aunt up
in Connecticut while Daddy sells his
house. Can you imagine what this would
do for my reputation? Screwing the new
headmaster's virginal daughter before
school starts? It will be my greatest
You don't stand a chance. Even this is
out of your league.
Care to make a wager on that?
I'll think about it...
Oh well, duty calls. Time to add another
chapter to my work of art.
He holds up a leather bound JOURNAL.
Oh gee, your journal. Could you be more
Could you be more desperate to read it?
Sebastian stands to leave and heads to the door.
Oh Sebastian. About that little wager
Count me in.
What are the terms?
If you lose, then that hot little Porsche
of yours is mine.
And if I win?
She approaches him.
I'll give you something you've been
jerking off about ever since our parents
Be more specific.
(whispers in his ear)
I'll fuck your brains out.
What makes you think I'd go for that
bet? That's a seventy thousand dollar
Because I'm the only person you can't
control and it kills you.
Sebastian sneers at her.
Do we have a deal?
No way, that car means everything to
She kisses him and licks her tongue over his lips.
You can put it anywhere.
It would feel so yummy.
Sebastian hesitates, then shakes her hand.
15 EXT. ROSEMOND ESTATE - AERIAL SHOT - DAY 15
WE MOVE across the sky looking down at lush greens and
stately mansions till WE PASS over the ROSEMOND ESTATE.
Enormous in size. WE SEE two riders on horseback.
16 EXT. ESTATE - MEADOW - DAY 16
ANGLE ON: The two horseback riders. One, a woman of
seventy. This is HELEN ROSEMOND, Sebastian's aunt.
The other rider is a beautiful seventeen year old girl.
The one and only ANNETTE HARRISON.
It's a beautiful home you have here
Thank you, Annette. Chance Hill has been
with my family for over sixty years.
Does your family do much riding?
My mother and I used to ride a lot,
before she got sick.
I'm sorry about that.
My Grandpa, used to breed horses on his
farm so I would come over and ride all
I'm familiar with a lot of breeders in
the mid-west. What's his name?
Doesn't ring a bell.
Annette throws her a concerned look.
AUNT HELEN (cont'd)
In any event, I want you to consider
this your home for the time being.
Thank you. It's so peaceful and quiet
BANG! A shotgun sounds in the distance.
What was that?
Sebastian must be here.
Aunt Helen gallops down the ridge followed by Annette.
17 EXT. ESTATE - GARDEN - DAY 17
Sebastian stands holding a shotgun. A groundskeeper,
FRANKLIN stands by the trap.
The TARGET soars into the air,
He fires the gun, missing the target.
Shit, shit, shit.
Franklin shakes his head. WE HEAR a cat MEOW. Sebastian
He quietly reloads his rifle. WE HEAR the cat MEOW
again. Sebastian searches for the cat.
Puss Puss Puss Puss Puss.
He raises his rifle and takes aim.
AUNT HELEN (O.S.)
He lowers his rifle and turns to SEE Aunt Helen and
Annette riding over to him. He waves.
Aunt Helen dismounts from her horse and they hug.
I've been looking all over for you.
God, I've missed you.
I've missed you too. How are your
They're coming back next week. I write
She strokes his cheek, lovingly.
Sebastian, this is Annette Harrison.
She's going to be staying with me for
a few weeks.
I guess that makes two of us. Welcome.
He extends his hand and they shake.
(to Aunt Helen)
Why don't you head in and whip us up
some of that ice tea of yours? We'll
take care of the horses.
Anything for you, my dear.
Sebastian climbs on Aunt Helen's horse.
AUNT HELEN (cont'd)
Stay out of trouble you two.
SEBASTIAN & ANNETTE
He smiles at Annette and beckons her to follow.
18 INT. ESTATE - STABLE - DAY 18
Sebastian and Annette put the riding gear away.
So what year are you going into?
Got a boyfriend back home?
I don't know. Relationships seem too
distracting. I'd rather concentrate on
You a lesbo?
She bends over to pick up the saddle.
She sighs, disgusted, then turns toward him.
Are you often this offensive on a first
I was just being honest. You happen to
have a nice ass. Sorry.
She shakes her head and continues with her chore.
I read your teen beat manifesto.
I must say I found it rather appalling.
That's a first. Most people praised me
Most people are morons. I mean who are
you to knock what you've never experienced?
I wasn't knocking anything. It's just my
belief that people shouldn't actually
experience the act of love until they are
in love and that people our age are too
immature to be in touch with those
Take yourself. You've slept with several
women. Are you happier because of it?
How do you know I've been with several
A friend wrote me.
Well maybe you should get to know the
person before you judge them instead of
listening to some bullshit gossip.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you...
but you still didn't answer the question.
An uncomfortable silence falls between them,
Who the hell is taking the time to write
letters, spreading this shit about me?
It's not really important.
Fine, forget it. It's obvious that we're
not going to be friends.
Why are you being so dramatic?
Look, I've got a lot of problems and I'm
trying to deal with them and the last
thing I need is people spreading shit
Alright, I said I was sorry.
Can we start over again? I think we've
gotten off on the wrong foot.
She approaches him and they shake.
She smiles, but before he releases her hand:
So tell me, Annette. I'm curious, since
you've never had sex do you touch
She whisks her hand away and storms out of the stable.
What did I say?
19 INT. CALDWELL APARTMENT - STUDY - DAY 19
CLOSE ON: A hand stroking the bridge of a cello.
That's good, that's good.
WE PULL BACK
Cecile sits in front Of a cello. Next to her sits RONALD
CLIFFORD, a well-mannered fifteen year old African
American. Holding his own cello, he is giving her a
Now let's try the A minor scale.
Cecile attempts the A minor scale, fucking up badly.
Kathryn enters and shudders in silence.
Once more, and remember the third note
Cecile tries again and once again screws up.
Oh, I suck. I suck.
Relax. It's okay. Take a deep breath.
Cecile takes a deep breath
You're concentrating too much on your
bowing. Let it flow.
He stands and sits behind her.
Here, let me help you.
He places his hand over hers.
Now close your eyes and let's try again.
She closes her eyes and they repeat the scale. It sounds
much better. Ronald takes the moment to study Cecile's
face. It's obvious he's smitten with her.
ON KATHRYN: who watches from the door. A grin crosses
Ronald replaces her other hand and plays a beautiful Bach
Sonata, with he and Cecile sharing the bowing. He closes
his eyes as the music takes over him. Now Cecile opens
her eyes and gazes into his. The feeling is mutual.
ON KATHRYN: She accidentally bangs her hand onto a table
which causes a metal tray to fall to the ground.
Ronald and Cecile look up as Kathryn replaces the tray
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt.
Your playing was beautiful.
Ronald quickly stands and moves away from Cecile
Kathryn, this is Ronald Clifford. He's
giving me music lessons over the
Ronald approaches and shakes Kathryn's hand.
Pleased to meet you.
Likewise I'm sure.
Ronald is one of the few high school
students attending Juliard. He's
composing his first opera.
It's based on the life of Doctor
Martin Luther King.
Doctor King is my favorite.
Ronald shakes his head, but laughs. Cecile looks at him
and smiles. Kathryn rolls her eyes.
I guess our hour's up. Same time
20 EXT. BLAINE'S HOUSE - DAY 20
Another nice home in Connecticut. Sebastian's Porsche is
21 INT. BLAINE'S HOUSE - BEDROOM - DAY 21
A typical teenagers bedroom, expect this one is a shrine
to Herb Ritts homo-erotic art.
BLAINE TUTTLE, Oakwood Prep's resident drug-dealer and
open homosexual, sits at his desk separating pot seeds
from his stash.
Sebastian paces behind him.
Unbelievable. Some fag, no offense -
- none taken -
- wrote a letter to this chick and saying
shit about me.
Any ideas who it could be?
Blaine, if I knew who it was that person
wouldn't be alive right now.
Where did you say she's from?
Kansas. Who the hell do I know in Kansas?
The football stud?
He's from Kansas City. I wouldn't be
surprised if he was your rat.
It would make sense. McConnell hates me.
I fingered his girlfriend at the game
I don't think that bothered him.
What do you mean?
Let's just say Greg likes tackling tight
ends on and off the field.
Are you shitting me?
I shit you not. McConnell used to sneak
in my dorm room drunk every month. We'd
go at it for a while, then as soon as
he'd cum, he starts freaking out. You
"What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag.
I'll kick your ass if you say anything."
It's like, for Christsakes Greg, you're
gay, deal with it. The only reason why
I let him continue with his charade is
because he's got a mouth like a Hoover.
Too bad he's in Kansas this summer.
Not anymore. Football team started
practice last week. He's already called
me to hook up.
Really. You think you could arrange a
little get together with him tonight on
Hmmm. I do believe Bravo is showing
Spartacus on television tonight.
Don't think it's not going to cost you.
No problem. Just make sure your front
door is unlocked. Shall we say the
"stroke of midnight" no pun intended?
Sebastian hands Blaine two hundred dollar bills.
22 EXT. CENTRAL PARK - DAY 22
Kathryn and Cecile sit on a blanket. A lavish picnic lies
around them. Kathryn wears large sunglasses, a scarf and
a hat to protect her from the sunlight. She sits behind
Cecile and braids her hair.
So, rumor has it that you went on a date
with Court Reynolds. I hear he's very
He kept talking about this bulimic
headcase he dumped over Fourth Of July.
Really? Bulimic headcase.
What a loser she must be.
Anyhow, Court's invited me to the Hamptons
for Labor Day Weekend.
You think so? I don't know. I guess I'm
What are you scared of?
Ah duh. Boys. I've never even gone to
first base with a guy. What do I do?
Haven't you ever practiced with one of
Eww. No. That's gross.
It's not gross. How else do you think
girls learn? Here turn around and
Cecile turns and faces Kathryn, who removes her glasses.
Now close your eyes and wet your lips.
Are you for real?
Do you want to learn or not?
I guess. It still sounds gross.
Cecile does as instructed. Kathryn leans in and kisses
her on the mouth.
See that wasn't so bad.
It was nothing.
Let's try it again, only this time I'm
going to stick my tongue in your
mouth. When I do that I want you to
massage my tongue with yours. That's
what first base is.
Cecile closes her eyes. Kathryn leans in and kisses her
again, only this time longer. She continues to kiss her
then gently pushes her tongue into Cecile's. Cecile does
as instructed and they start to make out.
Kathryn eyes look towards the ground where Cecile's hands
are now clutching the grass. Kathryn smiles and
continues her seduction.
She places her hand on Cecile's thigh and moves it under
her dress. Cecile lets out a soft sigh.
Kathryn breaks from the kiss. They look at each other
That was cool.
Maybe you should try it on your friend
What are you saying?
Oh come on Cecile. He's crazy about
Is it that obvious?
He sends me letters you know. Love
That's so romantic. Have you
Well do you like him?
I don't know.
Cecile, we just made out in the middle
of Central Park. You can trust me.
I do like him. I can't stop thinking
Cecile starts to cry. Kathryn hugs her.
What am I going to do? If my mother
found out about Ronald she would kill
Kathryn grabs her and looks her straight in the eye.
Listen to me. Your mother must never
Did you hide the letters?
Yes. They're in this antique doll house
in my room.
I want you to make me copies of his
letters and bring them to me.
Cecile if there's one thing I'm great
at it's love letters. With my help,
he'll be eating out of the palm of
your hand. Perhaps we can arrange a
little get together for the two of you
at my house.
You'd do that for me?
Of course I would. We're friends,
Cecile kisses her on the cheek and hugs Kathryn.
23 INT. ESTATE - ANNETTE'S GUEST ROOM - NIGHT 23
Little touches of Annette's life (photo of dead mother)
adorn the room. Annette is reading The Fountainhead when
she HEARS singing coming from outside. Unable to
concentrate, she walks out onto the balcony.
24 EXT. ESTATE - ANNETTE'S BALCONY - NIGHT 24
Annette steps onto the balcony.
HER P.O.V. - Sebastian lies in a floating pool chair
sipping a cocktail and listening to his Walkman and
singing Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" in German.
Excuse me. Excuse me!
You talking to me?
Look, I know this is your house and all,
but do you think you couid keep it down?
I'm trying to read.
You've read The Fountainhead?
Several times. I'm not as dumb as I act,
you know. When Howard Roark makes love
to Dominique Francon... most romantic
scene in all of literature.
Romantic? He rapes her.
That's a matter of opinion.
You need help.
Why don't you come join me for a swim
and we'll discuss it.
At this hour? I don't think so.
Oh come on. Quit acting like a
geriatric and get in the pool.
Gee, with an invitation like that how
could a girl refuse.
Give me a minute. I'll be right down.
She re-enters the guest room. Sebastian's cell phone
RINGS. He answers it.
25 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - KATHRYN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 25
Kathryn sits in her bathrobe. One foot soaks in a small
tub of water while Sook-Hee tends to her other foot.
Fuck her yet?
I'm working on it.
Call me later.
She hangs up and lights a cigarette. Sook-Hee accidently
jabs her toe.
Ow. That hurt you stupid bitch.
Kathryn kicks some water in her face.
26 EXT. ESTATE - SWIMMING POOL - NIGHT 26
Annette comes down, wearing a bathrobe. She sits by the
pool as Sebastian treads water away from her.
(holding out the letter)
You know it amazes me that someone as
bright as you can be so horrible.
What? Another letter from your friend?
This is my favorite part.
(reading the letter)
Even more treacherous and dangerous than
he is charming and fascinating. He has
never taken a single step or spoken a
single word without some dishonorable
or criminal intention. Every young girl
he has successfully pursued has
You know you could at least have the
decency of telling me who's badmouthing
me so I might have the opportunity to
confront them face to face. How do you
know it's not some girl who's pissed
off at me for breaking up with her?
I sincerely doubt it.
Give me the fucking letter.
Annette smiles and tears the letter up.
Why did you do that?
The last thing I need is you going into
my room searching for this while I'm
Is that the last thing you need? My
She takes pieces of paper and sticks it in her bathrobe. She
then stands and takes off the robe, revealing a one piece
bathing suit underneath.
How's the water?
She dives in the pool and surfaces.
You're right you know.
About what you said today in the stable.
I'm not a happy person.
I never said that.
You implied it.
Look, I didn't mean to give you a hard
No, it's okay. I mean I look at you
with all your morals and values and
well, YOU seem to be happy in your
choices. I envy you. No bullshit.
(caught off guard)
Seriously, you're amazing. You have
everything going for you.
(counts with his fingers)
You're smart, you're beautiful, you're
determined. You're everything I want
in a girlfriend.
I wasn't kidding. I'd like to take you
Look, I'm flattered but, seriously it
could never work.
Because you act like a pig.
He swims towards her.
Do you deny that there's an attraction
I don't... I don't want to answer that...
look we're friends.
You don't find me cute? Come on, look
at these muscles.
He flexes for her. She laughs.
I'm sorry, but you're not my type.
Fine. Friends it is. I can live with
He extends his arms out for a hug. She moves in and hugs
him. Her smile turns to a look of horror.
It's my house.
She pushes him off her.
What's the big deal? We're friends.
Haven't you ever seen your friends
Annette climbs out of the pool.
Get some manners.
She walks into the house.
Sorry, I didn't know you were peenaphobic.
She flips him the bird as she heads into the house.
Oooooo, naughty naughty. Ten Hail
Mary's for you.
27 EXT. BLAINE'S HOUSE - NIGHT 27
Sebastian's Porsche is parked outside.
28 INT. BLAINE'S HOUSE - HALLWAY - NIGHT 28
Sebastian presses his ear to the door.
Oh baby... oh baby...
(checks his watch)
Right on time.
29 INT. BLAINE'S HOUSE - BEDROOM - NIGHT 29
GREG McCONNELL, All-American star football player for
Oakwood prep is busy getting his cock sucked by Blaine,
who lies under the covers.
Oh God... Oh God, I'm gonna cum. I'm
gonna cum... I'm gonna...
The door swings open and Sebastian enters.
Hey Blaine, did I leave my... holy
Greg throws the covers over his face. Sebastian smiles
and sits. He lights a cigarette. No movement from under
Greg, is that you under the covers?
(from under the covers)
Get out of here.
Sebastian stands YANKS the covers off the bed, revealing
Greg and Blaine.
I told you to lock the door.
I thought I did.
Look Valmont. This was the first time
I've ever done something like this. I
-- really drunk and blah blah blah
Please don't tell anyone. This could
ruin my career.
Your career? What about your family?
Can you imagine the humiliation your
father's going to feel when he finds
out his pride and joy is a fudge-
Hey hey hey. Careful Valmont, he's
not a fudge packer. Cum chugger yes
but not a fudge packer.
Please. I'm begging you. I'll do
anything. Let's just forget the whole
Hmmmmmmm... nah. I can't help you
there. It's too good to pass up.
Greg starts to cry.
After all, it is you who's bad-
mouthing me to Annette Harrison.
Annette Harrison? I don't know what
you're talking about.
Come on Greg. You're the only one who
knows her. The truth will save you.
I swear on my life, I never said a
word to her about you.
I think he's telling the truth
Valmont. Greg couldn't write a
grocery list let alone a letter.
Alright, I believe you. Stop crying.
Your secret's safe with me.
Greg wipes his eyes.
However, this whole incident's kind of
turned me on.
Sebastian unzips his fly.
You get my point.
Greg, completely defeated, crawls off the bed and over to
Sebastian. Blaine shakes his head and smiles.
Greg places his hand on Sebastian's thigh when -
Jesus Christ, I was only kidding.
What do you think, I'm gay? My God,
haven't you had enough for tonight.
Our boy just can't get enough dick.
You sick son of a bitch.
Blaine and Sebastian laugh.
I'll leave you guys alone.
Score one for the team, Greg.
Sebastian leaves the room, then re-enters.
Come to think of it, there is
something you can do for me.
30 EXT. ESTATE - ROAD - DAY 30
Annette jogs up a dirt road on her morning run. THIRTY
YARDS BEHIND HER - a golf cart drives off a meadow and
lands on the road. Sebastian is driving.
Annette looks back and scowls. Sebastian catches up to
Need a lift?
No thank you.
How are you today?
Give it up.
Oh right, last night. I guess I owe
you an apology.
I'm not going to speak to you till you
realize that you can't intimidate me.
I said I was sorry.
She continues her jog. Sebastian follows alongside.
Have a nice sleep last night?
It was fine.
I wish I could say the same for
myself. I was up thinking about you
I thought we agreed that we were going
to be friends.
Yes, well unfortunately I can't just
switch the "on" button to "off." The
sad fact of the matter is that you've
unintentionally rubbed off on me.
Annette stops running and turns to him.
And that's a bad thing?
I'm trying to better myself, but the
one person who can help me is the same
one pushing me away.
I'm sorry, but I'm not here to be your
Well try this one on for size. I think
I'm falling in love with you.
You don't even know me.
Don't you believe in love at first sight?
Yes, but only when it's mutual. And this
is far from mutual.
Ouch. Do you think we could spend some
time together this morning?
I can't. I'm seeing a friend.
That's none of your business.
How about tonight?
That's also none of your business.
Tell me what to do, Annette. How can I
win your heart. I'll do anything. I
can't get you out of my mind.
You truly want to do something to make
And you promise to abide by it?
I want you to leave and go back to
If that's a problem, then I'll make
arrangements to stay with some friends.
Sebastian thinks for a moment. He's pissed.
I'll leave this afternoon. Happy?
It's not about being happy. You and I
He shifts the cart into reverse and backs away.
31 EXT. BEACH - DAY 31
Annette and Greg walk along the beach and gaze out at the
He told you he's failing in love
with you? I've never known him to
say those words before.
Really? I thought he said it all
That's not his style. one thing I can
say about Valmont. He always speaks
Annette looks lost.
Is there a mutual feeling between you
No. I mean. I don't know.
What else do you know about him?
Not a whole lot. We take some classes
together. He's got a bad rep, but it's
What do you mean?
Well, a lot of people are jealous cause
I don't know. I've been hearing some
awful things about him.
I can't tell you. I'm sworn to secrecy.
Greg takes her hand.
Annette, how long have we known each
Now it's my job to look out for you.
You're like a kid sister to me. Do I
look like some kind of gossip queen?
You promise not to say anything?
On my mother's life.
32 INT. PORSCHE - DAY 32
Sebastian drives down the highway towards Manhattan. He holds
his cell phone in one ear.
That nosey bitch. Are you sure?
33 EXT. BEACH - DAY 33
Greg talks on a pay phone, out of Annette's sight.
Did you do everything I asked you to?
You told her I never said I love you
You told her that people are jealous
cause I'm loaded?
And you think she bought it?
I'm pretty sure she did.
Pretty sure or sure sure?
She bought it.
I'll be in touch.
Click. The line goes dead.
34 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY 34
Kathryn is sitting in front of the television, scowling.
ON TV - A HIDDEN VIDEO OF RONALD AND CECILE IN THE
VALMONT LIVING ROOM.
Ronald plays Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" at the piano
while Cecile listens and sways to the music.
ANGLE ON: LIVING ROOM -
Enough with the music. Fuck her
She throws a magazine at the television. Sebastian bursts
into the living room.
You would not believe what--
ON TELEVISION - RONALD FINISHES THE SONG. CECILE STANDS
AND APPLAUDS. RONALD TAKES A BOW.
CECILE (ON VIDEO)
That was beautiful.
RONALD (ON VIDEO)
Almost as beautiful as you.
Cecile blushes. Ronald checks his watch.
RONALD (ON VIDEO)
Well, I guess it's getting late.
Please thank Kathryn for the use of
CECILE (ON VIDEO)
I'll see you tomorrow.
RONALD (ON VIDEO)
He approaches her, awkwardly then shakes her hand.
ANGLE ON: LIVING ROOM - Kathryn FREEZE FRAMES the image.
What's wrong with you?
You ready for this? I've recently
discovered that our good friend Mrs.
Caldwell is the one who sent the
letter to Annette urging her to stay
away from me.
I now plan to devote all my energies to
destroying the douche bag. Any luck
corrupting her daughter?
Call Cecile up and get her to come over.
I'll bust that cherry in a heartbeat.
She walks over to the "freeze frame" image of Ronald and
Cecile on the television.
The plot thickens. It appears that
Cecile has fallen for her music teacher.
Ooo, I'm sure Mrs. Caldwell will love
Not to mention Court Reynolds.
Unfortunately, Ronald's moving with the
speed of a Special Olympic Bobsledder.
What's your plan of attack?
I rat Cecile out to mommy. Mommy goes
ballistic and ends their relationship.
But who will they turn to for help?
Kathryn smiles and sits on Sebastian's lap.
Cecile is planning to go away with Court
next week. I'll need you to speed
up her sexual awakenings.
Sebastian rubs her shoulders.
I'm at your service.
Thank you. Mmmm, that feels good.
Oh sis. You're so tense.
Sebastian moves his hand down her shirt and under her bra.
He's met with no resistance.
I hate when things don't go my way. It
makes me so horny.
I hate it too.
He takes his hand out from her shirt and slides it under her
Oh baby, your soaking.
She closes her eyes and rubs his crotch. She unzips his fly.
Any luck with your girl?
Moving along quite well.
Have you succeeded in your task?
Any day now.
Well, let me know when you do. Until
She takes his hand out from under her pants.
35 EXT. TOWNHOUSE - NIGHT 35
A meter maid writes a ticket on Sebastian's car when she
grabs her neck in pain.
36 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - SEBASTIAN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 36
Sebastian closes his window and sets down a bb rifle with
an infrared scope.
Goodbye Mister Bond.
He picks up the phone and dials.
Hi, it's Sebastian. I didn't wake you
37 INT. ESTATE - ANNETTE'S GUEST ROOM - NIGHT 37
Annette sits in bed talking on the other end of the
No, not at all.
Well, I was just calling to see how
I'm... I'm alright.
How was your date?
It wasn't a date. He's just a friend.
There's a moment of uncomfortable silence.
Well, I was just calling to tell you
I was thinking about you and I miss
you. I'll let you go.
Wait, don't hang up.
What are you doing?
He crosses over to his circular bed where two scantily clad
twins (GRETCHEN & MORA) are licking popsicles.
What are you reading?
Of Human Bondage.
Yeah, it's pretty relevant considering
You're not gonna start that again.
He takes out a bottle of baby oil and pours it on the
No. I'm through with my childish
games when it comes to you. Hold on,
that's my other line.
(to the girls)
They rub the oil on each other then turn to him and
smile. He clicks the phone back on.
Annette that's my mom calling. Can I
call you tomorrow?
Sure. Have a good night.
38 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - SEBASTIAN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 38
Of Human Bondage. You're such a
Shut up, Gretchen. You don't even
know what it is.
Duh, it's a book.
Do you know what it's about?
Who cares. Books are for fags.
Books are for fags. I weep for the
39 EXT. BOUTIQUE - DAY 39
40 INT. BOUTIQUE - DAY 40
A SALESWOMAN approaches Kathryn who's checking out an
assortment of fur coats. The saleswoman holds up a
Here's something you might like.
Kathryn examines the label.
Do you carry any real fur?
No. All our fur is faux.
Of course. The animals. How silly of
The saleswoman smiles, then walks away. Kathryn sneers
then looks over at a small child, staring at her.
(mouthing the words)
She "shoos" the child away, when Mrs. Caldwell
I got your message and came as quick
as I could.
I hope I didn't keep you from
Not at all. What's wrong?
What about her?
Well... you promise you won't say
anything to her. We've developed a
Kathryn, you have my word. It isn't
drugs is it?
It's worse. I think there's something
going on between Cecile and her music
Ronald? That's crazy.
I know. She's so young and he's so -
Kathryn reacts to her remark.
He's been sending her love letters that
she hides under her doll house. I
questioned whether or not to tell you,
but something like this could destroy
her reputation at Oakwood and I don't
want to see her get hurt.
Kathryn picks out an expensive suit and approaches the sales
I hope I did the right thing in telling
you. I'd hate to see Cecile ruin things
I can't thank you enough.
You will be discreet about this?
Will that be cash or charge?
Kathryn looks through her purse.
Oh poo. I left my credit cards at home.
Mrs. Caldwell takes out her purse.
Let me get that for you.
Oh please. I can't have you do that.
It's the least I can do.
Mrs. Caldwell hands the credit card to the saleswoman.
Kathryn turns to Mrs. Caldwell.
41 INT. CALDWELL APARTMENT - STUDY - DAY 41
Ronald gives Cecile a cello lesson when Mrs. Caldwell
bursts into the room.
Who the hell do you think you are?!
I'm paying you to give cello lessons.
Not to pervert my child.
Mrs. Caldwell I think you're
Is that so?
Mrs. Caldwell holds up Ronald's letters.
MRS. CALDWELL (cont'd)
You care to explain this then?
Ronald and Cecile exchange looks of worry.
Where did you find those?
Margarita found them while cleaning
Those are my letters!
Don't you raise your voice at me. Go
to your room, now.
Cecile turns to Ronald.
MRS. CALDWELL (cont'd)
Ronald nods and Cecile runs out of the room. Mrs.
Caldwell turns to Ronald.
MRS. CALDWELL (cont'd)
How dare you treat me with such
disrespect. I got you off the streets
and this is how you repay me?
Got me off the streets? I live on
59th and Park.
Whatever. You are never to set foot
in this house again and you are never
and I mean never to see my daughter
again. Is that understood?!
Ronald packs up his sheet music, while Mrs. Caldwell
First of all, maam, I never touched
your daughter and second, I would like
to think that in these times someone
of your status could look beyond
Oh don't give me any of that racist
crap. My husband and I gave money to
I guess that puts me in my place.
Thank you for the hospitality Mrs.
Caldwell. It was a true awakening.
He storms off.
42 INT. CALDWELL APARTMENT - ELEVATOR - DAY 42
Ronald rides down in the elevator.
Took me off the streets?
The elevator stops and the doors open. Sebastian and
Kathryn stand in the doorway, wearing shades. Kathryn
hands Cecile's letter.
43 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - SEBASTIAN'S BEDROOM - DAY 43
Ronald sits in a chair and reads Cecile's letter.
Sebastian and Kathryn watch.
Wow. I never knew she had these kind
You're a lucky guy.
(eyes tear up)
She really loves me.
Sebastian and Kathryn roll their eyes.
What do I do?
What do you do? Tell her you love
But I can't even see her. She doesn't
have her own phone, I don't even know
her e-mail address.
Ronald, e-mail's for geeks and
pedophiles. Be romantic. Write her
How will I get to her?
SEBASTIAN & KATHRYN
We'll make sure she gets it.
Why are you being so good to me?
Because we want to see Cecile happy
and we know you make her happy.
She hands Ronald a pen and paper.
Now you just march yourself into the
study and start writing. We'll be there
to check on you in a minute.
Ronald leaves the room. Sebastian closes the door while
Kathryn picks up the phone and dials.
Who are you calling?
Sebastian hangs up the phone.
What are you doing?
Before we go through with this, I just
want you to be aware of the damage we're
going to cause.
She picks up the phone and he hangs it up again.
Are you really? I mean, we've done some
pretty fucked up shit in our time but
this... I mean, we're destroying an
innocent girl. You do realize that.
What is that? Oh my God, it's your
She reaches out toward his temple, plucks a handful
of something, throws it to the ground and STOMPS on
Court Renolds is going down and if you're
not going to help me, someone else will.
You amaze me.
Eat me, Sebastian. It's alright for you
to fuck everyone, but because I'm a girl
it's wrong. Well let me tell you
something, I didn't ask to be a girl.
Do you think I relish the fact that I
have to act like Mary Sunshine twenty
four seven, so I can be considered a
"laaaady." Do you think I take great
delight when I hear - "Kathryn is so
wonderful." "Kathryn is a model child."
"Kathryn is going to make an excellent
wife one day."
I'm the Marsha fucking Brady of the
upper East Side and sometimes I want to
kill myself for it. No, I don't enjoy
being a part of the weaker sex and for
that reason everyone around me is going
to suffer. So there's your psychoanalysis
Doctor Freud. Now are you in or are you
Sebastian says nothing. Kathryn picks up the phone and
Hello, Cecile. It's Kathryn. Alright,
stop crying. I understand. Hold on for
She hands the phone to Sebastian.
Cecile. Now I need you to listen to me
very carefully. I have a letter from
Ronald that he asked me to give to
you. Now I can't exactly bring it to
your house, since your mother
despises me so here's what we're going
44 CALDWELL APARTMENT - CECILE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 44
The clock reads 1:30. A large collection of antiques
and stuffed animals line the room and walls. Cecile
lies in bed, eyes wide open. She crawls out of it,
dressed in sweats.
45 MANHATTAN STREET - NIGHT 45
Cecile exits a building and steps into a waiting
46 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - SEBASTIAN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 46
Cecile lies on Sebastian's bed. She finishes the letter
while Sebastian fiddles with a camera.
She hands the letter to Sebastian, who looks it over.
You think he'll like it?
He'll love it.
He points the camera at Cecile and snaps a photo.
What are you doing?
Just taking your photo.
I look terrible.
Mmmm, you're right. Those clothes
don't do you justice. Why don't you
take them off.
I'm getting out of here.
She stands to leave. Sebastian blocks her path.
I'm sorry that was out of line.
I want to go home.
I was just kidding.
I want to go home.
He moves toward the phone
Okay, okay. I'll just call your mom
and have her come pick you up.
My mom? Don't call my mom.
Why not? ... Oh wow, she doesn't
know you're here. In fact, you're
grounded. Jesus, you could get in a
shitload of trouble for this.
I think I should call her anyway.
Cecile runs over to him, sobbing, and wraps her arms
around his legs.
Please please please. I'll do
anything. Just don't call my mom.
Cecile, all I want to do is give you a
And then I can go home?
Of course. I'm not a monster.
Cecile breathes a sigh of relief. He pulls her up to her
Just a kiss, right?
She closes her eyes, then puckers up. Sebastian takes the
string holding up her sweats and pulls it open.
Cecile bolts up.
What are you doing?
You promised to let me kiss you.
(pointing at her lips)
I don't want to kiss you here. I want
to kiss you there.
Sebastian points to her crotch. She moves her hands to
her sweats and looks up at him. Sebastian shrugs.
Cecile pulls the string to her sweats. They fall to the
47 INT. CALDWELL APARTMENT - CECILE'S BEDROOM - DAY 47
Mrs. Caldwell enters the room.
Cecile are you up yet? We're gonna to
be late for the -
She notices the bed is empty.
MRS. CALDWELL (cont'd)
She walks over the bathroom door and knocks.
MRS. CALDWELL (cont'd)
I'm in the bath, mom.
Well hurry up. I want to be at Mrs.
Rosemond's before lunch.
48 INT. CALDWELL APARTMENT - CECILE'S BATHROOM - DAY 48
Cecile stands in front of her mirror, crying. She applies
make-up to several hickeys on her neck. She XXX down
her shirt and grimaces. She sticks her finger the make-
up bottle, then puts her hand down her shirt.
49 EXT. ESTATE - TERRACE - DAY 49
Aunt Helen, Annette, Mrs. Caldwell and Cecile are having
lunch. Cecile is wearing a turtle neck.
It was nice of you to invite us up
for the weekend, Helen.
More the merrier.
Is everything alright my dear?
I'm just not feeling well.
Sebastian enters carrying his tennis racket.
Cecile is stunned that he's there. Sebastian takes a
seat at the table.
I didn't know you'd be here,
I wasn't planning on it, but being
such a lovely day, why waste it in the
city. Anyone for tennis?
He looks at Cecile and strokes the shaft of his racket.
Cecile stands and rushes into the house.
What's wrong with her?
No one knows.
MRS. CALDWELL (cont'd)
Would you excuse me for a minute?
Mrs. Caldwell follows her into the house.
I hope she's alright.
I better go check on them.
Aunt Helen stands and enters the house.
What are you up to today?
I'm doing some volunteer work.
Need any company?
You? Volunteer? I don't think so.
I don't know? Maybe I'd like it. I'm
trying to change here. You could be
Babe, you're looking at the next Mother
Annette shakes her head and laughs.
50 INT. ESTATE - CECILE'S GUEST ROOM - DAY 50
Cecile talks on the phone.
Please. I need you. I don't know what
to do. You're the only one I can talk
51 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY 51
Kathryn listens on the other end of the conversation.
I'll be there in a few hours.
She hangs up the phone and smiles.
52 EXT. RETIREMENT HOME - DAY 52
53 INT. RETIREMENT HOME - HALLWAY - DAY 53
A NURSE escorts Sebastian and Annette down the hall.
It's really nice when the young people
help out. Most of our patients don't
have any family nearby.
They stop at a door and open it. An OLD MAN sits in his
Mister Gottlieb, we have a visitor for
Sebastian starts to enter the room, when the nurse stops
Actually Sebastian, you're going to be
spending the hour with Mrs. Sugarman.
The Nurse escorts an unhappy Sebastian down the
hall. Annette waves "bye bye" to him.
54 INT. RETIREMENT HOME - MR. GOTTLIEB'S ROOM - DAY 54
Annette sits by Mister Gottlieb's bed and reads from a book
55 INT. RETIREMENT HOME - MRS. SUGARMAN'S ROOM - DAY 55
A senile MRS. SUGARMAN sits in bed, while Sebastian does
a newspaper crossword puzzle and ignores her. He smokes
a cigarette and flicks the ash into her bedpan which lies
next to her on the bed.
Did I ever tell you the time when my
late husband sent me -
Yes, you already did.
Sebastian never takes his eyes off the paper.
Right after we played backgammon.
We played backgammon?
Uh huh. You beat me three times.
Yep. Then I fucked your daughter.
He turns to her and extinguishes his cigarette.
I said, do you want some water?
Oh... no thank you...
There's a knock at the door.
Annette and the nurse enter.
How we doing in here?
I won three games of backgammon.
Sebastian smiles at Annette, who smiles back.
56 INT. PORSCHE - DAY 56
Sebastian and Annette drive towards the estate.
It's weird. I actually feel good about
myself. Can we do this again next week?
"I actually feel good about myself?"
You must take me for a real idiot.
You're going to tell me that you had a
good time with the old lady.
I did. We played three games of backgammon
She throws him a look.
Alright. I was bored out of my fucking
mind. I hate doing charity.
That's okay. It doesn't make you a bad
Yes it does.
No, it doesn't. I'm happy you're being
honest with me.
I can't win with you.
It's not about winning. You know what
your problem is? You take yourself way
I do not.
I am lighten. Can we drop this?
They drive on in silence. A smile comes over Annette's
face. She turns to him, crosses her eyes and makes a
face. Sebastian looks over.
What are you doing? Stop it, it's
She holds the face. Sebastian starts to laugh.
Cut it out.
He continues to laugh. She stops making the face.
Oh dear, are you actually laughing?
She makes the face again. He laughs.
She laughs with him.
There's hope for you, yet.
She reaches out and holds his hand. He squeezes it.
57 INT. ESTATE - CECILE'S GUEST ROOM - DAY 57
Cecile lies in the bed. There's a knock on the door.
Who is it?
Cecile bolts up and unlocks the door. Kathryn stands
there with a worried look on her face.
Are you okay?
Kathryn enters and locks the door behind her. Cecile is
Calm down. Tell me what's wrong.
Something awful happened last night.
What do you mean?!
I... I don't think you want to know.
Cecile, you have to tell me.
It involves your brother. He... took
advantage of me.
Does your mother know?
If she knew, she'd kill me. It
happened at your house last night.
Why didn't you do something?
I don't know.
So, let me get this straight. You
came over to our house late last night
and he forced intercourse on you.
Well... not exactly.
He made you give him a blow job.
Well what then?
Cecile waits a moment, then whispers in her ear.
He ate you out?
If that's what you call it.
Cecile, I think you're going to have
a hard time crying rape if that's all
What do I do then?
Well did you like it?
Well... I don't know - it was weird.
At first it felt icky, then it felt
kind of okay. Then, I started getting
really hot and then I started shaking
and then like, I don't t know... it
felt like an explosion, but a good one.
Cecile, you had an orgasm.
I'm so proud of you. You're becoming a
Kathryn nods. Cecile embraces her, happy.
Now listen. Now that you're on your
way, it would be stupid of you to stop.
Think of Sebastian as a tutor. Let him
I don't love him. I love Ronald.
So? Don't you want to make Ronald a
happy pappy? Practice makes perfect,
Cecile. My advice is to sleep with as
many people as possible.
But that would make me a slut.
Cecile, everybody does it. It's just
that nobody talks about it.
Cecile takes the information in.
It's like a secret society.
That's one way of looking at it.
58 EXT. ESTATE - GARDEN - DAY 58
Annette sits on the grass reading Gabriel Garcia
Marquez's Love In The Time Of Cholera. She puts the book
down and wipes a tear from her eye.
59 INT. ESTATE - SEBASTIAN'S ROOM - DAY 59
Sebastian peers out his window with a pair of binoculars.
Kathryn enters his room.
I just had a nice chat with Cecile. I
don't think she'll be giving you
Who are you spying on?
Take a look for yourself.
He hands the binoculars to Kathryn, who looks out the
Jesus, she reeks of Laura Ashley.
Oh, she's crying. Wittle baby's upset
by the big bad book.
Sebastian grabs the binoculars from her.
What's your problem?
She's really getting to you, isn't
If you must know, yes. I don't know
what to do. I can't stand that holier
than thou bullshit and yet, I'm
completely infatuated with her.
She made me laugh.
And that's why you're losing your bet?
I'm not losing the bet. It's just
taking longer than I expected.
Do you mind if I take my new Porsche
for a ride?
Kathryn, the only thing you're going to
be riding is me. Now if you'll excuse
me, I have some work to do.
He storms out of the room.
60 EXT. ESTATE - GARDEN - DAY 60
Sebastian walks over to Annette, who continues to read her
book. She notices him and sets the book down.
Am I bothering you?
Not at all. Have a seat.
He sits down next to her.
Don't tell me you finished The
She nods. He points to her book.
Great book. What's the guy's name,
Sebastian sticks his hand in his pocket and fiddles
My friend Monsieur Philipe is a friend
Who's Monsieur Philipe?
You don't know Monsieur Philipe?
Sebastian takes out a SOCK PUPPET.
Bonjour Monsieur Philipe.
(Monsieur Philipe voice)
You are very pretty. I would like to
The puppet kisses her on the cheek.
(Monsieur Philipe voice)
Oooo, that felt good.
He kisses her on the cheek.
(Monsieur Philipe voice)
That felt good too. I will kiss you
The puppet attacks a laughing Annette. She playfully
grabs Sebastian and starts to tickle him. Sebastian
tickles her back.
They roll around on the ground until Sebastian lands on
top of her. A moment of tense silence passes and
Sebastian kisses her. The kissing intensifies until she
pushes him off her.
I'm sorry about that.
I am too.
He paces for a moment and his mood turns to anger.
You know what? I don't take it back.
Why are you doing this?
Because I'm in love with you.
I thought you said we were going to be
I can't handle it. I can't keep my
feelings bottled up like you. Can you
honestly tell me that you feel nothing
for me? ... Tell me!
I have feelings for you.
Then what's wrong? I love you Annette.
It's not like you have a husband,
unless your married to Jesus.
That's not fair.
Why can't we be together?
Annette's eyes well up with tears.
You really want to know?
It's because I don't trust myself with
I took a vow and because of you I'm
tempted to break it. Don't destroy that
for me. Please.
She hurries off.
61 INT. ESTATE - SEBASTIAN'S ROOM - DAY 61
Sebastian enters the room and slams the door behind him.
He hears the shower running from the bathroom.
62 INT. ESTATE - SEBASTIAN'S BATHROOM - DAY 62
Sebastian enters the room. Cecile sticks her head out
from the shower curtain.
Want to join me?
Some other time, Cecile.
He leaves the room. Cecile looks confused. A moment
passes and Sebastian re-enters taking off his clothes.
What am I, an idiot?
63 INT. ESTATE - SEBASTIAN'S ROOM - NIGHT 63
Sebastian and Cecile lie in bed. Sebastian smokes a
cigarette and writes in his journal.
Am I suppose to be this sore?
For the first time, yes. It'll pass.
A moment of silence.
I like it better when I'm on top.
Cecile. This is what I like to call
quiet time. This is time when we
reflect on what we've done.
She looks at the troubled expression on Sebastian's face.
Something's bothering you?
Is it me?
No, you were fine.
SEBASTIAN'S P.O.V. - He looks out on the balcony, where
Kathryn is eavesdropping. They make eye contact and she
It's that girl, Annette.
He stands and walks over to the balcony, where he closes
You love her, don't you? It's okay.
I don't love you either. I love Ronald.
I'm getting out of here.
Sebastian heads to the bathroom.
Where are you going?
I'm taking a shower.
Need any company?
Want a blow job?
Good night Cecile.
(under her breath)
64 INT. ESTATE - ANNETTE'S GUEST ROOM - NIGHT 64
Annette is reading in bed. There's a knock on the door.
Sebastian enters the room.
I just came to say goodbye.
Where are you going?
Back to the city. I may take off to
Europe for the rest of the summer. I
just can't handle it around here.
I think that's for the best.
Good for you.
Sebastian, please. I don't want us to
end on bad terms.
Well, I'm afraid you don't have a
choice in the matter. You make me
sick. You're a hypocrite and I don't
associate with hypocrites.
Annette's eyes well up with tears.
How am I a hypocrite?
Oh please Annette. You spend all your
time preaching about waiting for love.
Well here it is. Right in front of you,
but you're going to turn your back on
it. I'm sorry that we're not at the age
where we can get married. If we were,
I'd propose, but that's not going to
happen. So I guess we're just fucked.
I'll move on, but you... you're going
to have to live with yourself knowing
you've turned your back on love. And
that makes you a hypocrite.
Sebastian heads to the door.
Have a nice life.
Annette races toward him and throws her arms around him.
Please don't go.
Get off me.
She kisses him passionately.
I... I want you.
Sebastian embraces her and draws her over to the bed.
She lies down and starts to unbutton her dress. Sebastian
stands over her watches her. Her crying does not let up
as she continues to undress.
Sebastian stands, stunned and watches her.
I'm sorry, I can't.
A pained look crosses her face. Sebastian leaves the
room and closes the door.
65 INT. ESTATE - SEBASTIAN'S ROOM - NIGHT 65
Sebastian closes the door and leans against it.
He wipes his eyes, which are starting to water. He goes
over to a mirror at looks at himself.
Get it together you pussy.
A stern look comes over his face. He smiles, then walks
66 EXT. ESTATE - FRONT OF HOUSE - DAY 66
A cab pulls up to the house. The front door opens and a
crying Annette quickly leaves the house and climbs into
the cab. She closes the door and the cab pulls away from
the house. WE PAN up to a second story window where
Kathryn is looking down and smiling.
67 INT. ESTATE - SEBASTIAN'S ROOM - DAY 67
Sebastian lies sleeping in his bed. His journal lies
beside him. A FEATHER tickles his nose. He stirs awake
and looks up to see Kathryn staring down at him.
So? How'd it go last night?
Well I know how it went with Cecile.
She won't shut up about it. How'd it
go with Mrs. Jesus?
Sebastian sits up in bed.
If your asking if I nailed her the
answer is no.
She shot you down.
Exactly the opposite.
So what went wrong?
I don't know. She was lying on the bed,
ready to do it, but I-- I don't, I
was... I just didn't feel right about
You're telling me you had the chance to
fuck her and you didn't. God are you a
A momentary lapse of judgment, soon to
He climbs out of bed and puts on his robe. He starts out
the door, when -
If you're heading towards her room, you
won't find her.
Where is she?
You don't know?
She left thirty minutes ago.
Where'd she go?
She wouldn't say. She apologized to
your aunt and told her she was going
to stay with some friends.
You blew it, Sebastian. That girl has
come to her senses and she will never
go near you again.
Sebastian throws off the robe and starts to dress.
We'll see about that.
68 INT. GREG'S DORM ROOM - DAY 68
A shrine to hot babes, who's posters adorn the walls. Greg
is busy dumping muscle magazines, several issues of Teen
Beat and some Musical Theater CDs into a trash bag when the
phone rings. He answers it.
69 EXT. HIGHWAY/INT. PORSCHE - DAY 69
Sebastian is talking on his cell phone.
Is she with you?
Who is this?
Sebastian, you faggot. Is she with you?
Where is she?!
I don't know. Why don't you leave her
McConnell, I'm gonna out your ass in
two seconds if you don't tell me where
I told you I don't know.
Alright. She's staying with some
friends of her parents. The O'Sheas.
She caught the train twenty minutes ago
into Grand Central.
Grand Central. You better not be
fucking with me cause it's your ass on
Sebastian clicks off his cell phone.
He bangs on his dashboard.
70 EXT. HIGHWAY - DAY 70
The Porsche weaves in and out of traffic on it's way to
71 INT. TRAIN CONCOURSE - DAY 71
A group of passengers exit the train. Annette is among
them. She stops when she SEES -
Sebastian, standing in the distance.
Annette stops in her tracks. She drops her bag, rushes
over to him and embraces him. Sebastian's cruel demeanor
drops, when he realizes how happy she is to see him. He
looks her in the eyes and smiles. They kiss.
72 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - SEBASTIAN'S BEDROOM - DAY 72
Sebastian carries a laughing Annette into the room. They
continue to kiss and he carries her over to the table.
He sets her down and accidentally knocks over a lamp.
They both laugh. They kiss some more, then start to
unbutton each other's clothes. Sebastian struggles with
her pants' button.
He picks her up again and moves to the bed. They
collapse on the bed and he accidently falls off it.
Annette cracks up. Sebastian reaches up and YANKS her
down on top of him. They both laugh, then kiss.
73 EXT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - NIGHT 73
74 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - SEBASTIAN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 74
Annette sits on the windowsill watching Sebastian as he
sleeps. He slowly starts to wake and looks at her.
She walks over to him and kisses him.
I'm fine. I have to get going to my
Was it --
It was perfect.
She smiles and holds her hand out. He takes her hand in
75 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - HALLWAY - NIGHT 75
Annette closes the door to the bedroom and walks down the
hall passing a mirror on the wall. In the mirror's
REFLECTION is Kathryn, looking very angry.
76 EXT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - DAY 76
77 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - HALLWAY - DAY 77
Sook-Hee carries a bundle of folded laundry down the
hall. Sebastian enters the hallway from his bedroom. He
You work way to hard. Here.
(hands her a wad of money)
Take the day off. Merry Christmas.
Sook-Hee smiles and moves on. Sebastian continues down
the hall. He passes Kathryn's door and hear noises.
Sebastian leans against the door.
A little to the left. Look, pretend
like you're writing the alphabet.
A... B... mmm, stay on B.
Sebastian knocks on the door.
Sebastian hears some fumbling then a door close from
inside the bedroom.
78 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - KATHRYN'S BEDROOM - DAY 78
Sebastian enters the room, to find Kathryn lying in bed,
wearing only her bathrobe.
Well, you obviously wanted me to
witness your little adventure or else
you wouldn't have invited me in.
Sebastian walks toward the closet.
Who is our little friend so
inexperienced that you have to resort
to the alphabet game?
He throws open the closet door. Ronald stands there
covering his genitals with his hands.
Well, well, well.
It's not what it seems like.
Ronald picks up his clothes. As he leaves:
Say hi to Cecile.
Ronald's head drops as he closes the door behind him.
Sebastian throws Kathryn a look.
You can't have all the fun.
Sebastian sits on the bed.
You seem to be in a good mood.
A big grin appears on Sebastian's face
Tell me all the details.
It was... Fantastic.
Oh come on. For her first time?
I know. That's the amazing part of
it. I mean, it wasn't like Cirque du
Soleil acrobatics, just standard
missionary stuff, but it was... ah
forget it. I'm going to sound like a
No, tell me.
It was... it was like the emotional
part outweighed the physical part.
Wow. So you made love. Ooo, I hear
the birds chirping.
Mock, mock, mock.
She places her hand on his crotch.
So I assume you've come here to make
Some other time.
I'm not in the mood.
And that's why you're leaving?
It clearly is why.
I want to fuck.
And I don't.
He leaves and slams the door behind him.
79 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - SEBASTIAN'S BEDROOM - DAY 79
Sebastian talks on the phone.
I'll pick you up in an hour. I love
He hangs up the phone. Kathryn stands in the doorway.
Oh my God. You're completely p-whipped.
No, I'm not.
What's wrong with you? Why are you
acting this way?
Kathryn starts to cry.
I'm sorry. It's just upsetting. You're
in love with her. You don't love me
Oh come on, Kathryn, it was just a
At first it was, but now it's become
Kathryn, you know I love you. I've
always loved you.
Not anymore you don't. It's obvious.
I can't believe you're reacting this
way. You're just saying this because
you lost the bet.
Is that what you think?
He nods. Kathryn sits down on his bed. She slips her
underwear off from under her bathrobe and tosses it
aside, spreading her legs.
Alright, come on, let's get it over
with. But mark my words, this is the
only time it'll happen.
She picks up the phone.
Whenever you're ready. Just stick it in
me. While you're doing that I'm gonna
make some phone calls.
That's not fair. You're taking all the
fun out of it.
Then do me a favor and get rid of her.
If not for me, then do it for you.
Look at yourself. You're a joke. She's
turned you into jelly. What do you want
to be, one of those losers who walk
down the halls holding hands and
smiling. People used to respect you.
They feared you and now you're going to
throw that all away.
Sebastian stares at her, lost in thought.
Poor Sebastian. He used to be cool, but
now he's just another love-struck
faggot. One of the many.
80 EXT. MANHATTAN STREET - DAY 80
A taxi drives down the street.
81 INT. TAXI - DAY 81
Kathryn and Sebastian sit in the back seat. Her arm is
around his. Sebastian looks nervous.
Why so nervous?
I've never done this before.
How have you dumped girls in the past?
Screening calls. Any suggestions?
I knew this guy last summer in the
Hamptons. He and his girlfriend at the
time were madly in love with each
other. But she had this huge weight
problem. His friends taunted him
mercilessly about it. You know, "How
do you breathe when she sits on your
face?" "It's embarrassing for you to
be seen with her." Finally he couldn't
take it anymore and decided to dump
her. She flipped and he went on the
defensive. I distinctly remember him
saying the same thing over and over
again. "I'm completely fucked up."
"I'm completely fucked up." "I'm
completely fucked up."
Poor fatty never had a chance.
82 EXT. O'SHEA APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY 82
The cab pulls up to the curb. Sebastian gets out and
heads into the building. Kathryn leans out the window.
Don't be weak.
The cab drives off.
83 INT. O'SHEA APARTMENT BUILDING - HALLWAY - DAY 83
Sebastian rings the doorbell. A woman (MRS. O'SHEA)
answers the door.
Hi. Is Annette at home?
You must be Sebastian. I've heard such
nice things about you.
MRS. O'SHEA (cont'd)
Come on in.
84 INT. O'SHEA APARTMENT - FOYER - DAY 84
Sebastian closes the door behind him. Annette enters the
Well, I'm going to head back to the
kitchen. You two have fun.
Mrs. O'Shea mouths "He's cute" to Annette. Annette
smiles and nods. Mrs. O'Shea leaves the room.
Would you like a tour?
She takes his hand and leads him down the hall.
85 INT. O'SHEA APARTMENT - ANNETTE'S GUEST ROOM - DAY 85
They enter a guest room.
And this is my room.
She closes the door behind them. She smiles and kisses
You think we can be quiet?
She embraces him. Sebastian remains lifeless.
This isn't working out for me anymore.
Yeah, me neither.
She looks him in the eye and can tell he's not joking.
It's not you, it's me. I'm completely
What are you saying?
Why aren't you understanding?
I love you.
I know. I wish I felt the same.
Unfortunately, I feel nothing. I think
it was just the conquest. Sorry, I'm
completely fucked up.
Annette bursts into tears.
Why are you trying to hurt me?
I'm just being honest. I just wanted to
see what you were like in bed.
She attacks him but he grabs her hands and fends her off.
He pushes her against the wall and covers her mouth with
Shh! Shh! I don't think Mrs. O'Shea
would appreciate you acting like a
She slinks to the ground and continues to sob.
You don't know how to love.
You don't even know me. The fact of the
matter is there is some one I love.
She's smarter, prettier... you don't
even compare to her. The only reason I
am here is because she wants us to be
But you knew this was important to me.
What, your virginity? Well that's over
Annette clutches her stomach and continues to sob. He moves
He opens the door.
Sorry. I'm completely fucked up.
He leaves and closes the door behind him. Annette
continues to sob.
86 EXT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - DAY 86
A cab driver carries several shopping bags out of a cab.
87 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - HALLWAY - DAY 87
Kathryn walks down the hallway and enters her room.
88 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - KATHRYN'S BEDROOM - DAY 88
The room is dark. Kathryn flips on the light.
Sebastian is sitting in a chair, wearing his shades,
journal in hand.
A little melodramatic, don't you think.
I have a flair for drama.
Mind if I ask what you're doing in my
You wanted an answer to your question.
He takes off his glasses. We can tell he has been
Devastated beyond repair. I doubt
she'll ever trust a man again.
He holds up a bottle of champagne.
I thought we should celebrate.
I'd love to, but unfortunately I'm
expecting some company.
Not that it's any of your business but
Sebastian holds up a letter.
Kathryn takes the letter.
I haven't had a chance to read it, but
I'm sure it goes something like "yahdah
yahdah yahdah you mean a lot to me.
Yahdah yahdah yahdah I hope we can be
friends. Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera."
You see, I expected your sort of
bullshit so I took the liberty of
phoning Ronald and Cecile. Right now
they're having a little get together
in my love shack at the Grand Central
Hyatt. I'm so sorry he chose Cecile
over you, but I promised him I would
see you through your crisis.
Thank you. Now, where were we?
POP goes the champagne cork.
Oh yeah, the celebration.
He reaches down and picks up two glasses. He fills them
and hands one to Kathryn.
What shall we toast to?
To my triumph, of course.
Not my choice of toast, but it's your
call. To your triumph over Annette.
What's so funny?
Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her.
It's over you.
You were very much in love with her and
you're still in love with her. But it
amused me to make you ashamed of it.
You gave up on the first person you
ever loved because I called you names.
Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered that
you chose me over her, but please
understand, I never loved you,
Sebastian. You're just a toy. A little
toy I play with. And now you've
completely blown it with her. I think
that's the saddest thing I've ever
She clicks his glass and drinks. Sebastian doesn't
drink. He looks ill.
In any event, you still owe me my
I'm sorry, but unfortunately I don't
Sebastian slaps her across the face.
She grabs him and starts throwing wild punches. They
fall to the ground.
Nobody hits me.
He rolls on top of her and pins her to the ground.
Get off me!
Will you calm down?
Fine! Get off me!
He stands and gives her a hand up. They both catch their
I'm very sorry about that. I apologize.
I accept. Now get out.
Get out? We had an arrangement.
Didn't you hear what I said?
I don't care what you said, we had an
agreement. You've slept with half of
the borough so don't tell me you're
I'm giving you to the count of three to
plop your ass down on the bed.
And if I don't?
Then I will consider it a declaration
of war. One. Two... three.
I think you have your answer.
War it is.
He grabs his journal, leaves and SLAMS the door behind
89 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - SEBASTIAN'S BEDROOM - DAY 89
Sebastian paces while talking on the phone.
It's desperate that I talk to her.
MRS. O'SHEA (O.S.)
I've already told you, she's not home.
Well please leave a message that I
MRS. O'SHEA (O.S.)
I'll do that.
He hangs up the phone and THROWS it into a mirror, which
He collapses on his bed and buries his face in his hands.
Exhausted he looks up and sees his journal lying on the
floor. He picks it up and flips through it.
90 EXT. O'SHEA APARTMENT BUILDING - NIGHT 90
Sebastian walks down the street carrying a small package.
He enters an apartment building.
91 INT. O'SHEA APARTMENT BUILDING - HALLWAY - NIGHT 91
Sebastian rings the doorbell. Mrs. O'Shea answers the
What do you want?
I need to talk to Annette.
She's not here.
Do you know where she is?
Do you know when she'll be back?
Later. Listen, we're entertaining
some guests so -
Young man, I already told you she's
Fine. Could you please see that she
He hands her the package.
I'll do that.
It's really important.
I understand. Good night.
She closes the door.
92 INT. O'SHEA APARTMENT - FOYER - NIGHT 92
Mrs O'Shea turns away from the door towards Annette,
who stands in the hallway.
93 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - KATHRYN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 93
Kathryn sits in a chair doing her nails. She checks her
watch, takes a moment and makes herself upset. She picks
up the phone and dials.
94 INT. RONALD'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 94
Ronald is sleeping. The phone rings. He awakens and
Ronald sits up, nervous.
Hi Kathryn. Is everything okay?
It's Sebastian. He's out of his mind.
What do you mean?
I think he's high on drugs. He hit me,
then took off. I'm afraid to be alone.
Please come over.
I'll be right there.
He hangs up the phone and grabs his pants
95 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - KATHRYN'S BEDROOM - DAY 95
Kathryn hangs up the phone. She instantly becomes calm and
returns to doing her nails.
96 INT. O'SHEA APARTMENT - ANNETTE'S GUEST ROOM - NIGHT 96
Annette sits and stares at Sebastian's package.
She picks it up and opens it. She takes out a journal
and a letter. She opens the letter and reads it.
Dear Annette. Thank you for reading
this letter. I don't know what I can
possibly say to rectify the harm I have
caused you. For once in my life I'm at
a loss for words.
97 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - SEBASTIAN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT 97
Sebastian sits at his desk, writing the letter.
The truth of the matter is that being
with you was the only time I have ever
been happy. My whole life has been a
joke. I prided myself on taking joy in
98 INT. MANHATTAN STREET - NIGHT (MONTAGE) 98
Sebastian walks the streets of New York. He seems sad
Well, it finally backfired. I succeeded
in hurting the first person I loved. I
wish more than anything I could take it
back, but I guess that's not possible.
99 INT. O'SHEA APARTMENT - ANNETTE'S GUEST ROOM - NIGHT 99
Annette continues to read the letter.
Enclosed is my most prized possession...
my journal. For a long time I
considered it my trophy. A sordid
collection of my conquests. If you
really want to know the truth, then
please read it. No more lies.
100 EXT. O'SHEA APARTMENT BUILDING - NIGHT 100
We PAN down the side of the building to the ground.
Sebastian lies against the building waiting for Annette
A car is picking me up tomorrow and
taking me to Martha's Vineyard, where
we have a summer home. Nothing would
make me happier than if you joined me.
I'm a fucking wreck without you. If
you're interested please meet me
outside my building at nine. If not, I
understand. Love, Sebastian.
101 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT 101
Ronald sits and listens as a grieving Kathryn tells her
And when I confronted him about his
affair with Cecile he told me it was
none of my business. Then when I said
"Well what about Ronald," he said you
were nothing more than a stupid... the
n word and that you deserved what you
And this happened before you and I
It's been going on for a while.
Then he called me a disgrace to our
family and that's when he hit me.
Racist piece of shit.
I'd be careful if I were you. God knows
what he's up to.
He doesn't scare me. I'll kick his ass
Will you stay here for the night? You
can leave in the morning. That's when
my parents get back and --
Don't worry about it. I'll stay.
Kathryn hugs him.
Thanks Ronald. You're a good friend.
102 EXT. O'SHEA APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY 102
A STREET CLEANING MACHINE drives past the apartment
103 INT. O'SHEA APARTMENT BUILDING - LOBBY - DAY 103
Sebastian lies sleeping on a sofa in the lobby. The
NIGHT DOORMAN taps him awake.
What time is it?
Eight o'clock. You got to go.
Did she show up?
Do you mind if I check upstairs?
I can't have you do that, nor can I
have you hanging around the lobby all
I understand. Thanks for letting me
Don't worry about it.
Sebastian stands and staggers out of the building.
104 EXT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - DAY 104
Ronald walks out of the building and heads toward the
He stops when he SEES - Sebastian crossing the street.
(under his breath)
Son of a bitch.
Sebastian walks toward Ronald, who blocks his path.
Sebastian looks up at Ronald.
It seems that you and I have some
talking to do.
Can we do it later. I've had a really
bad night and -
Ronald SHOVES Sebastian.
What's your problem?
Where the hell do you come off hitting
What are you talking about?
Kathryn. Did you hit her?
Kathryn? Oh Christ, she got to you too?
Did you hit her?
Ronald, you don't know what you're
Don't know what I'm talking about? I
know that you fucked Cecile.
Sebastian says nothing.
It's true, isn't it?
Ronald, I'm sorry.
Ronald TACKLES Sebastian to the ground. Ronald lands on
top of him and hits in the mouth.
I trusted you!
Ronald hits him again. Blood pours out of Sebastian's
mouth. Sebastian is dazed. Ronald grabs him by the
I trusted you!
Sebastian takes a moment to catch his breath.
He knees Ronald in the groin. Ronald screams in pain and
falls over. Sebastian climbs to his feet.
Why don't you give me a chance to
Sebastian kicks him in the ass. Ronald falls over.
Don't you get it? We were all part of
Sebastian pins him to the ground. Ronald struggles.
I'm gonna let you up, but you have to
give me a chance to explain. Understood?
Ronald nods. Sebastian releases him and Ronald catches
his breath. Sebastian looks up and SEES -
Annette, standing across the street, witnessing the
Sebastian stands and races over to her, blindly crossing
Annette notices a speeding cab and -
Sebastian looks up just as -- WHAM! The taxi HITS him
dead on, sending him flying over the car and onto the
Annette SCREAMS. The cab SKIDS to a stop. Annette runs
into the street and over to Sebastian, who lies in shock,
He sees her and grabs her hand. She starts to cry.
I'm okay. I'm okay.
Ronald and the Cab driver run over to them.
Get an ambulance!
The cab driver races back to his car. Sebastian looks up
We're getting you to a hospital.
You're gonna be fine.
I'm okay. Everything's good.
105 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY 105
Blaine, twenty high-school girls and several friends of
the family are dressed in black, making polite conversation
and consoling Sebastian's parents and his Aunt Helen.
Mrs. Caldwell stands in the corner with Cecile and her
husband, MR. CALDWELL.
Sad, sad, sad. To think of the
opportunities that boy had. This should
be a lesson to us all that our children
need constant supervision.
She puts her arm around Cecile.
MRS. CALDWELL (CONT'D)
It's all about quality time.
106 INT. VALMONT TOWNHOUSE - SEBASTIAN'S BEDROOM - DAY 106
Annette enters Sebastian's room, now cleaned up. She
walks around the room, taking it in, then approaches the
window. She stares out of it for a moment.
He loved that view.
Annette turns and sees Kathryn at the door. She enters
I can see why.
Kathryn extends her hand.
Have we met?
I don't think so.
Did you know Sebastian well?
You might say that.
Now I remember. Annette Harrison. Your
father's the new headmaster at Oakwood.
I'm sure you're going to love it there.
Are you okay?
I'll be fine.
Well, I'll leave you alone now. I just
came in here to get something of mine.
Kathryn walks over to Sebastian's desk and takes the keys
to his Porsche. She goes to leave, when she turns back to
You sure you're going to be alright?
I'm here if you need a friend.
Look, I know this sounds corny, but
whenever I feel like I can't go on I...
(takes out her crucifix)
turn to Jesus and he helps me through
the problem. Call me an anachronism,
Oh cut the shit, Kathryn.
You heard me.
Who the hell do you think you are
coming into my house and saying those
things to me. My brother is dead, have
Kathryn, I know all about you and
Sebastian was a pathological liar. I
wouldn't believe a word he -
I have his journal.
His journal. He sent it to me the day
before he died. Everything about you is
in it. The blow jobs, the hand jobs,
the menages, your bout with bulimia,
the affair you had with your guidance
counselor and how he gave you... eww.
Let's see, then there's your coke
problem... You still keep it in your
crucifix, don't you? It's all in there.
You didn't show it to anybody?
Actually, I was planning on running
down to Kinkos. Do you think you could
give me ride?
You can't do this to me. It could ruin
Kathryn starts to cry.
Kathryn, please. Crying? Didn't you
once say that crying is a sign of
weakness? I'm very disappointed in you.
Kathryn continues to sob.
Alright, stop crying. There's a bright
side to this you know.
Annette puts a comforting arm around her.
You're going to be my pet project next
year. You're going to do what I tell
you to do, wear what I tell you to
wear. You're going to befriend the
unpopular, sleep with the insecure.
Think of the social ramifications it
will cause. You and I are going to turn
this school around. And do you know why
you're going to do it?
Cause your ass is mine.
Annette grabs Kathryn by the face, KISSES her forcefully
on the mouth, then shoves her back. Kathryn looks at her
We'll be in touch.
She winks at Kathryn then leaves.
CLOSE ON: Kathryn. She sits down on Sebastian's bed,
Annette steps back into frame and takes the car keys out
of Kathryn's hands.
107 INT. PORSCHE - DAY 107
Annette races down the highway. She opens up the glove
compartment and rifles through some cassettes. She takes
out The Carpenter's Greatest Hits and inserts it.
CUE UP: The Carpenter's singing "Goodbye To Love."
Annette reaches down and takes out Sebastian's
sunglasses. She puts them on and checks herself out in
the rear-view mirror. A grin crosses her face.
108 EXT. WESTSIDE HIGHWAY - AERIAL POV. - DAY 108
We MOVE off the Porsche and ascend into the air. The
Porsche weaves through traffic as it disappears into a
sea of cars. WE SEE the Manhattan skyline in the background
as WE -
Writers : Roger Kumble
Genres : Drama Romance