THE MOM AND POP STORE
Written by
Tom Gammill & Max Pross
(Comedy club)
JERRY
I like the names they have for cars.
Like, no baron has ever owned a LeBaron.
Or the Ford LTD. "LTD." Limited. It's
a "limited" edition...what did they
make, fifty million of those? "Yes,
it's 'limited' to the number we can
sell." Or when they try and mangle a
positive word into a car name, you know
how they'll do that? The "Integra."
Oh, integrity? No, Integra. The "Supra."
Or the "Impreza." Yeah? Well, I hope
it's not a "lemona"...or you'll be hearing
from my "lawya."
(George looking at cars at a used car lot, checking out an '89
Volvo.)
CAR SALESMAN
George, are you sure I can't show you
any other cars?
GEORGE
I don't think so, Vic. I've done my
homework. '89 Volvo, that's the car
for me, it's the one I want.
SALESMAN
I got a LeBaron convertible right here.
GEORGE
N.I. Not interested.
SALESMAN
It's got a few more miles on it, but
the previous owner was John Voight.
GEORGE
Jon Voight?
Jerry and Elaine in Jerry's apartment. Jerry is on the phone
with Tim Whatley.
JERRY
Okay, Tim. You're welcome. (Hangs up.)
ELAINE
Was that Tim Whatley?
JERRY
Yes, it was. He wanted your address
- you, my friend, are going to be invited
to his night-before-Thanksgiving party.
(Elaine raises her hands triumphantly,
then gleefully struts her way to the
kitchen.) You know, he's got that great
apartment on 77th street, and they overlook
where they inflate all those huge balloons
for the Macy's Thankgiving Day Parade?
ELAINE
I have always had a big crush on Tim
Whatley. Why can't he ask me out? (Punctuates
this by shoving Jerry.)
JERRY
Oh, he's a dentist. You don't want to
go out with a dentist.
ELAINE
Why?
JERRY
He'll always be criticizing your brushing
technique, it'll drive you crazy. (Mimics
brushing his teeth) Away from the gums...
(The door opens a little, George jangles
the keys to his new car at Jerry and
Elaine, then enters.)
JERRY
Uh - new car!
ELAINE
Ohhh! Mark's Michelle is a dog.
JERRY
Hey! Did you get the Volvo?
GEORGE
No, I decided to go with an '89 LeBaron.
ELAINE
A LeBaron?
JERRY
I thought Consumer said Volvo was the
car.
GEORGE
What Consumer? I'm the consumer.
JERRY
Alright. Seems like...a strange choice.
GEORGE
Well, maybe so...but it was good enough
for Mr. Jon Voight.
ELAINE
Jon Voight? The actor?
GEORGE
That's right. He just happened to be
the previous owner of the vehicle.
JERRY
You bought a car because it belonged
to Jon Voight?
GEORGE
No, no...
JERRY
I think yes, yes. You like the idea
of telling people you're driving Jon
Voight's car.
GEORGE
Alright, maybe I do. So what.
ELAINE
I've never even seen him in a car. I
mean, look at his movies. No cars. Deliverance
- canoe. Midnight Cowboy - boots. Runaway
Train...runaway train. (Kramer enters.)
KRAMER
Hey.
JERRY
Hey.
KRAMER
Jerry, you know that shoe repair place
at the end of the block? Well, if they
don't get some business, they're gonna
have to shut down and make way for one
of those gourmet coffee or cookie stores.
ELAINE
I like coffee.
GEORGE
I like (imitates Kramer) "cookies."
KRAMER
Yeah, of course you do. And do you know
why? Because you're a bunch of yuppies.
It's your go-go corporate takeover lifestyles
that are driving out these Mom and Pop
stores and destroying the fabric of
this neighborhood.
GEORGE
Well, what's so great about a Mom and
Pop store? Let me tell you something.
If my Mom and Pop ran a store, I wouldn't
shop there.
KRAMER
Hey, Bogambo - they've been in the neighborhood
for 48 years. Now, come on, Jerry. You've
gotta have a pair of shoes in need of
a cobblin.'
JERRY
I really don't wear the kind of shoes
that have to be cobbled.
KRAMER
Well, what about sneakers? You know,
they'll clean 'em. They do complete
detailing.
JERRY
Alright, take 'em.
KRAMER
Yeah-yah.
Kramer dropping off a box full of Jerry's sneakers at Mom and
Pop's shoe repair shop.
POP
Kramer, without you, we'd be out of
business.
KRAMER
Well you know, these sneakers, they
belong to my neighbor, Jerry Seinfeld?
The comedian.
MOM
So many sneakers!
KRAMER
Well, he's got a Peter Pan complex.
POP
They'll be ready a week from Thursday.
KRAMER
Oh, well, no rush. (wipes his nose)
Uh oh.
MOM
What's the matter?
KRAMER
Oh, I keep getting these nosebleeds.
MOM
Oh, lie down, and put your head back.
KRAMER
Yeah. (Lies on the couch and cracks
the back of his head against the armrest.)
Hey, what's with your ceiling? (Mom
and Pop look up.)
POP
What?
KRAMER
Well, you got wires sticking out every
which way. That looks dangerous, you
should call the electrician.
POP
You know, in the 48 years we've been
here, I don't think we've ever called
an electrician.
KRAMER
Yeah well, you should. This place could
blow any minute.
Elaine at Mr. Pitt's, listening to big band music on the radio.
Mr. Pitt enters.
MR. PITT
Elaine?
ELAINE
Yes, Mr. Pitt?
MR. PITT
Have you gotten all the salt off those
pretzels yet?
ELAINE
No, I'm still working on it.
MR. PITT
What in blazes are you listening to?
ELAINE
Artie Shaw. "Honeysuckle Jump." (The
song ends.)
DJ ON RADIO
That was Artie Shaw, "Honeysuckle Jump."
MR. PITT
Elaine! How did you know that?
ELAINE
Oh, my father used have a huge collection
of big band records.
DJ ON RADIO
Congratulations to our listener Wayne
Hopper for identifying it. And by doing
so, he becomes our seventh person to
land the WFBB-sponsored Woody Woodpecker
balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day
Parade. (Mr. Pitt hears this and is
intrigued; mouths the words "Woody Woodpecker.")
There are only three spots left. We're
going to take a little break now; when
we come back, you'll have three more
chances to win a spot holding a rope
under Woody Woodpecker.
MR. PITT
Could you identify the next song? Could
you? Could you?
ELAINE
Mr. Pitt, why would you want to hold
onto the ropes on the Woody Woodpecker
balloon?
MR. PITT
My father was a stern man. He forbad
us to participate in any activities
that he thought were associated with
the common man. The Thanksgiving Day
Parade was first on the list.
ELAINE
Oh. Alright, I'll do the best I can.
(Turns up the radio.)
DJ ON RADIO
Alright, here we go for the next spot
under the balloon. If you know the name
of this song, call 555-BAND. (The music
starts. Elaine listens intently.)
MR. PITT
Well, Elaine? Do you know it? What song
is it?
ELAINE
Will you shut up? I can't hear!
MR. PITT
I'm sorry!
ELAINE
Oh! I've got it! It's "Next Stop Pottersville"!
(Grabs the phone to call it in.)
MR. PITT
Goody! Yes! Yes! Yes! (Dances back and
forth, elated) Next Stop Pottersville,
Next Stop Pottersville! You are a genius!
Jerry and George walking down the street toward George's new
car.
GEORGE
You are gonna love this car. Even if
you don't like Jon Voight.
JERRY
I like Jon Voight. Just seems like kind've
a strange reason to buy a car, because
he might have driven it.
GEORGE
What do you mean "might"? You don't
think he really owned this car?
JERRY
I don't know.
GEORGE
Well, why would the guy make up something
like that? Of all the names he could
pick, why settle on Jon Voight?
JERRY
Don't you see, that's the genius of
it. If he had said Liam Neeson, you'd
know he's making it up.
GEORGE
Neeson? How are you comparing Liam Neeson
with Jon Voight? Jerry, we're talking
about Joe Buck. If you can play Joe
Buck, Oskar Schindler's a cake walk.
(Opens the car door for Jerry, Jerry's
about to get in.)
JERRY
Oh, look at this, I stepped in gum.
GEORGE
Whoa, whoa, you're not getting in my
car with gummy shoes.
JERRY
Alright, I'll change my shoes. (Heads
back to his apartment. George follows.)
GEORGE
Liam Neeson. You know, he's not American.
Cut to Jerry and George coming back to Jerry's apartment. Jerry
tosses his gummy sneakers on the floor.
JERRY
Let me get a clean pair. (Goes into
his room. George strides over to the
window.)
GEORGE
Everybody's talkin' at me...I can't
hear a word they're sayin'...just drivin'
around in Jon Voight's car...
JERRY
Kramer! (We hear Kramer's door slam
open and shut. Kramer enters. Jerry
comes out of his room.) Hey! Where's
all my sneakers?
KRAMER
You said take 'em.
JERRY
Not all of 'em!
KRAMER
Well, obviously there was a miscommunication.
JERRY
Obviously. So what am I supposed to
wear?
KRAMER
Jerry, I left you a pair right here...(goes
into Jerry's room and comes out with
a pair of cowboy boots.) C'mon. There,
put on those boots.
JERRY
I can't wear these!
KRAMER
Well, why not?
JERRY
They're uncomfortable.
KRAMER
C'mon here, try 'em on. (Jerry sits
down and puts the boots on.)
GEORGE
Where did you get those?
JERRY
I worked a club in Dallas one time and
they couldn't afford to pay me so they
gave me these. Oh, I can't wear these!
(Stands up.) They look ridiculous!
KRAMER
Ah, you look like a cowboy! Huh?
JERRY
But I don't wanna be a cowboy!
KRAMER
Oh, stop it. You know that friend of
yours, Tim the dentist? I got an invitation
to his Thanksgiving Eve party.
GEORGE
Yeah, I got one too.
KRAMER
Yeah?
JERRY
Oh yeah? Huh.
GEORGE
What?
JERRY
No, nothing.
GEORGE
No, what is it?
JERRY
No, it's just that I, uh...didn't get
one.
GEORGE
You didn't get one?
JERRY
Ah, but he called me up and he asked
for yours and Elaine's addresses, I'm
sure that means I'm invited.
KRAMER
Not necessarily.
JERRY
Hey, why would you call someone up and
ask them for two addresses if you're
not invited to the party?
GEORGE
That's the genius of it.
JERRY
I'm callin' Elaine. See if she can find
out anything from Tim Whatley.
GEORGE
Hey. I got Jon Voight's LeBaron. (Jingles
the keys.)
KRAMER
Boss!
Mom and Pop talking to the electrician about the faulty wiring
in the ceiling of the shop.
POP
Four thousand dollars? We can't afford
that!
ELECTRICIAN
Well I'm afraid you're gonna have to
do something about it, because it's
in violation of the building code. Otherwise,
they're gonna close you up.
POP
But what if we can't pay for it?
ELECTRICIAN
Then I have to report you. Otherwise,
I lose my license. Sorry. (Exits.)
POP
48 years, Mom! And now we have to close!
All because of that idiot and his bloody
nose! (Kramer enters.)
KRAMER
Afternoon, Mom! Afternoon, Pop. You
know you got a crack in the sidewalk
out there? Now, you oughta get that
fixed.
(Pop glares at Kramer angrily.)
George and Jerry driving along in John Voight's car. George is
humming the tune to "Everybody's Talkin.'"
GEORGE
So?
JERRY
C'mon, put the top up, it's November!
GEORGE
I feel alive, Jerry.
JERRY
Let's check out the glove box. (Opens
the glove compartment, takes out a pencil.)
Ah. Pencil.
GEORGE
Hey...you don't think...sure, that's
Jon Voight's pencil!
JERRY
With Jon Voight's teeth marks. (Looks
at the owner's manual.) Owner's manual...you
know what? This car was owned by Jon
Voight.
GEORGE
Ah! See? I told ya.
JERRY
Except Jon is spelled with an H. J-O-H-N.
GEORGE
So?
JERRY
Doesn't Jon Voight spell his name J-O-N?
GEORGE
So, what are you saying?
JERRY
Nothing. I'm sure "Jon" probably mispelled
his own name. I know sometimes I spell
Jerry with a G...and an I! (Laughs uproariously.)
GEORGE
Get out of the car!
JERRY
What?
GEORGE
That's right, you heard me. Get out!
You are ruining this whole experience
for me!
JERRY
Oh, look! There's Gregory Peck's bicycle!
GEORGE
Get out!
JERRY
And Barbara Mandrell's skateboard!
GEORGE
Get out!! (Jerry gets out and George
drives away. A couple of guys notice
Jerry in his cowboy boots.)
TOUGH GUY
Hey, cowboy. Where's your horse? (Jerry
slips and slides in his cowboy boots
and runs away.) Yeah, you better run!
Commercial break.
Jerry, George and Elaine at Jerry's apartment.
GEORGE
Did they take anything?
JERRY
No, they didn't even touch me. I tripped
because of these stupid cowboy boots.
GEORGE
Anyway, again, I'm sorry about throwing
you out of the car.
JERRY
You really seemed to enjoy it.
GEORGE
It was kinda fun. (Elaine gives Jerry
a cold cloth for his jaw.) You know,
maybe his name really is J-O-H-N, but
he changed it to J-O-N for show business.
Well, you know, J-O-N is a lot zippier.
JERRY
Yeah, that's possible.
GEORGE
How would you find out something like
that...wait a minute, what am I thinking?
I've got the entire Yankee organization
at my disposal.
JERRY
He'll dispose of it.
GEORGE
Heh, that's right. See ya later. (Exits.)
ELAINE
So Jerome, I did a little snooping around
for you.
JERRY
Ah! What'd you find out, Lois?
ELAINE
Well, I talked to Tim Whatley...
JERRY
Yeah...
ELAINE
And I asked him, "Should Jerry bring
anything?"
JERRY
So...?
ELAINE
Mmmm...and he said, "Why would Jerry
bring anything?"
JERRY
Alright, but let me ask you this question.
ELAINE
What?
JERRY
Which word did he emphasize? Did he
say, "Why would Jerry bring anything?"
or, "Why would Jerry bring anything?"
You emphasize "Jerry" or "bring."
ELAINE
I think he emphasized "would."
JERRY
You know what? The hell with this party,
I don't even want to go to begin with.
(Kramer enters.)
KRAMER
Hey.
JERRY
Hey, so where's my sneakers?
KRAMER
That's what I wanna know.
JERRY
What do you mean?
KRAMER
Well, I saw Mom and Pop this morning,
but when I went by the store on my way
home? The place was empty. Everything
is gone. Mom and Pop - vrooop - vanished.
JERRY
So all my sneakers are gone?
KRAMER
I'm afraid so. And that's just the tip
of the iceberg. I've been asking around
- they didn't even have any kids.
JERRY
Mom and Pop aren't even a Mom and Pop?!
KRAMER
It was all an act, Jerry. They conned
us, and they scored, big time.
ELAINE
So. Mom and Pop's plan was to move into
the neighborhood...establish trust...for
48 years. And then, run off with Jerry's
sneakers.
KRAMER
Apparently.
ELAINE
Alright, that's enough of this.
JERRY
Where ya goin'?
ELAINE
I gotta go to the Dixieland Deli to
pick up Mr. Pitt's security pass for
the parade.
JERRY
Why does he want to hold a rope underneath
Woody Woodpecker in the Thanksgiving
Day Parade?
ELAINE
He finds his laugh "intoxicating." (Laughs
like Woody Woodpecker, and exits.)
George in a meeting at Yankee stadium.
MR. MORGAN
So George, what kind of promotional
events are we talking about?
GEORGE
Well, I think we need more special days
at the stadium, you know? Like, uh...Joe
Pepitone Day. Or, uh...Jon Voight Day.
MR. MORGAN
Jon Voight? The actor? (Rubs his eyes
wearily.) Uh, I make a motion that we
have no more of these meetings that
have been initiated by George Costanza.
GEORGE
I suppose if I had suggested Liam Neeson
Day, you'd all be patting me on the
back.
Elaine at the Dixieland Deli, seated at a table with the other
contest winners.
CONTEST WINNER
I guessed Stan Herman's "Boomtown Blues."
What'd you guess?
ELAINE
Um, it was, uh..."Next Stop Pottersville."
(The group is unimpressed.) Uh, do you
know when they're giving out the passes?
CONTEST WINNER
After the music. (The band starts playing
directly behind Elaine. She is deafened
by the loudness of the horns.)
Kramer walking down the street. His nose starts to bleed.
KRAMER
Oh. Oh man. (Takes out a Kleenex and
puts his head back. Jon Voight comes
out of a doorway and hails a cab.)
VOIGHT
Taxi! (Walks right by Kramer.) Taxi.
KRAMER
Hey! Jon Voight! Jon Voight! (Voight
waves at Kramer and hurriedly gets in
the cab. Kramer runs over to the car.)
Hey, listen, can I ask you something?
Listen, listen...(Leans in the the open
back window of the cab. Defensively,
Voight grabs Kramer's arm and bites
it. Kramer screams. The cab speeds off
leaving Kramer in the street, stunned.)
Jerry and George in Jerry's apartment.
JERRY
No Jon Voight Day, huh?
GEORGE
No. Now I'll always have this doubt
about the car. What, your jaw still
hurts?
JERRY
Yeah, it's all swollen. I think I may
have chipped a tooth when I fell yesterday.
GEORGE
You should have somebody take a look
at that.
JERRY
I'm calling dentists all day here, there's
nobody working the day before Thanksgiving.
GEORGE
You going to the party?
JERRY
No, I don't know if I'm invited.
GEORGE
Well, there's going to be a lot of dentists
there.
JERRY
Yeah, you're right.
GEORGE
You don't want to suffer with this all
weekend.
JERRY
Yeah, I gotta see a dentist, this is
killin' me. Well, I'll take a chance.
We'll go together.
GEORGE
Maybe I'll just meet you there.
JERRY
You don't want to go with me?
GEORGE
Jerry, for all I know this guy went
out of his way to not invite you. How
am I gonna feel if I show up with an
uninvited, unwelcome intruder?
JERRY
The way I feel when I go places with
you? (Kramer enters.) Hey, so'd you
find my sneakers yet?
KRAMER
No. (To George) But I did run into somebody
you might be interested in, a Mr. Jon
Voight, the actor?
GEORGE
Jon Voight! Are you kiddin' me? Did
you talk to him?
KRAMER
Well, he was a little standoffish.
GEORGE
What, you didn't ask him about the car?
KRAMER
No, I couldn't, his cab pulled away.
But he did, however, make an impression
on me. (Pulls up his sleeve and shows
George his arm.) Look.
JERRY
What?
KRAMER
His tooth marks. He bit me.
GEORGE
Jon Voight bit you?
JERRY
Well, what is he, a vampire?
KRAMER
No, it's justifiable. He thought I was
going for his wallet.
GEORGE
He left perfect imprints.
KRAMER
That he did. Now, you got that pencil
with the bite marks on it? We get a
trained eye to match 'em up, and we'll
see whether or not you're driving Jon
Voight's car!
JERRY
Oh, please.
GEORGE
Wait a minute, wait, it's not that stupid.
JERRY
No, it's stupid.
GEORGE
Why? Why isn't it possible? I mean,
they're both bite marks.
JERRY
So you're gonna show up at that party
with a chewed-up pencil and Kramer's
gnarled arm.
GEORGE
It's worth a shot. (Goes to the door.)
JERRY
So, Kramer, you wanna go to the party
together?
KRAMER
Jerry, look, come on, I'm an invited
guest. I can't be aiding and abetting
some...party-crasher.
Tim Whatley's party. Jerry peeks his head around the corner,
then slowly moves through the crowd, covering his face to keep
a low profile.
JERRY
Excuse me, uh...dentist? You a dentist?
(The guy shakes his head. Jerry moves
on to another guy.) Dentist? Are you
a dentist?
Cut to George and Kramer looking at the parade out the window.
GEORGE
These are the balloons? Big deal, all
I see is Woody Woodpecker.
KRAMER
You got a problem with Woody Woodpecker?
GEORGE
Yeah, what is he? Some sort of an instigator?
KRAMER
That's right. He's a troublemaker.
(Elaine enters the party with a trophy under her arm, and runs
into Jerry.)
JERRY
Hey, Elaine. Did you get my message?
ELAINE
What? I can't hear a word you're saying.
I was stuck at the Dixieland Deli all
day. My head is still ringing. Where's
Tim?
JERRY
What is that, the Empire State Building?
ELAINE
What? I can't hear you.
JERRY
Elaine, would you marry me?
ELAINE
I told you, I can't hear a word.
JERRY
Alright. Forget it.
(Tim gets up from the couch and meets George and Kramer.)
GEORGE
Hey, Tim.
TIM
Hey, George. Kramer, how ya doin.' (They
shake hands.)
GEORGE
Watch the arm! Tim, listen, we don't
want to bother you, we know you're busy
here.
TIM
No, it's no problem, what is it?
GEORGE
Let me show you something, take a look
at this... (Another guy at the party
interrupts.)
GUY
Alright Tim, I'm gonna get goin.'
TIM
Alright, let me take down your number.
(Grabs George's pencil, then notices
Jerry sitting on the couch.) Is that
Jerry Seinfeld?
KRAMER
He didn't come with us. (Tim walks over
to Jerry.)
GEORGE
Uh, Tim, the pencil...
TIM
Jerry.
JERRY
Hey, Tim.
TIM
Jerry. I didn't think you'd show.
JERRY
Did you say, "Jerry, I didn't think
you'd show" or, "Jerry, I didn't think
you'd show"? (Elaine comes over.)
TIM
Elaine! Hi!
ELAINE
Tim.
TIM
Well. I'm really glad you came.
ELAINE
What?
TIM
Really glad you came.
ELAINE
Uh huh.
TIM
Listen, Elaine, I've been wanting to
ask you...would you like to go out with
me New Years Eve? (Elaine thinks Tim
is offering her a nut, and shakes her
head no. Tim, rejected, walks away.)
Thanks.
ELAINE
What? What?
(Cut to George and Kramer talking to another dentist at the party.)
GEORGE
Let me ask you something. Could you
tell if teeth marks on someone's arm
matched teeth marks on a pencil?
DENTIST
It's possible.
GEORGE
Roll up your sleeve.
DENTIST
Somebody bit you?
KRAMER
Not just someone. Jon Voight.
DENTIST
Jon Voight bit you? (George notices
Tim across the room with the pencil
in his mouth.) The pencil! Hey, hey!
Get the pencil out of your mouth, you're
destroying Jon Voight's teeth marks!
TIM
That's John Voight's pencil?
GEORGE
That's right. I got his whole car downstairs.
TIM
Are you the one who bought his LeBaron
convertible?
GEORGE
Yes! Yes, I'm the one! Hey! So, you
know Jon Voight!
TIM
Yes! Yes, I went to dental school with
him.
GEORGE
Jon Voight, the actor?
TIM
No. The periodontist. (George snaps
the pencil in two.)
(Cut to Jerry by the window, getting one of the dentists at the
party to look at his chipped tooth.)
DENTIST
Can't this wait until Monday? Come by
my office.
JERRY
Just a quick peek. I'm in agony.
DENTIST
Alright. Sit down.
JERRY
It's this one here in the back. (Tilts
his head back, and knocks Elaine's trophy
out the window. A loud hissing sound
and commotion is heard from the street
below. Everyone runs to the windows
to look.)
KRAMER
Oh! You popped Woody Woodpecker!
TIM
Hey, who invited you, anyway? You're
a troublemaker! (Jerry nervously laughs
like Woody Woodpecker as the breeze
from the popped balloon blows in the
window.)
Jerry and Kramer in Jerry's apartment, watching the Macy's Thanksgiving
Day Parade on TV.
ANNOUNCER ON TV
Hey, it looks like Woody Woodpecker
is running out of air. In fact, he's
collapsing.
KRAMER
Those kids look pretty disappointed.
JERRY
Especially that big kid up in the front.
(Mr. Pitt is shown on the television,
trying to hold up the deflating Woody
balloon.) How old is he? (The phone
rings.) Hello?
GUY ON PHONE
Hello, is this Jerry Seinfeld?
JERRY
Yes it is.
GUY ON PHONE
You don't know me, but a really strange
thing happened. I was at a garage sale,
and this old couple sold me a used pair
of sneakers they claimed belonged to
Jerry Seinfeld, the comedian.
JERRY
Can I have the address of that garage
sale? Okay, thank you very much. (To
Kramer) I found Mom and Pop, they're
sellin' my sneakers!
KRAMER
Where are they?
JERRY
Parsippany, New Jersey.
KRAMER
Let's go!
JERRY
My car's in the shop.
KRAMER
Well, how are we getting to Parsippany?
(Cut to Jerry and Kramer sitting in the back of a Trailways bus,
en route to Parsippany. Kramer's nose starts to bleed again.)
KRAMER
Uh. Jerry. These nosebleeds are starting
again.
JERRY
Maybe we should get you to a hospital.
KRAMER
Hey, I ain't goin' to no Bellevue! Look
at me, I'm fallin' apart here.
THE END
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